not a monster

Chapter 401 Where's My Cousin?Become a cat?

Po Nu seemed to have opened up Ren Du's second channel at once, and the bow and arrow in her hand became a toy, and she could point at any place with just an arrow. The adoring eyes of the two cousins ​​and the little cousin made her feel light and light immediately. She said it was a pity that here It is indoors. If you go to the wild, I will give you a whole wild goose or wild deer back.

Feng Wuli at the side also took a bow, he was too lazy to complain about it, what about the geese, he shot a pair of silver bracelets with one arrow, and shot a tear behind the bars with another arrow.

He shot an arrow, uh, crooked, and barely hit the target, but he didn't have the powerful feeling of hitting the target like Po Nu, as if he hit it lightly.

Glancing at another arrow next to it, with a sound of duang, a group of arrows shot out a certain person with the word 'servant' on the target.

"..."

Is she really a genius.

Po Nu began to teach the two cousins ​​how to shoot accurate and steady arrows.

A few young people next to him suspected very much that this was a full-level boss returning to Novice Village to play with them.

The problem is how ugly the girl's standing posture, the posture of holding the bow and nocking the arrow, must be!
It really looks like an outsider!
Of course, it is not ruled out that it is the kind of boss who has evil tastes, such as calligraphy, which has reached the pinnacle, and likes to insult people by using various props to write good characters.

"Ali, is this your friend?"

"En." Ma Dali didn't talk much.

"What kind of boss is this?"

Someone wanted to get to know this awesome female archer, and Po Nu was busy teaching her little cousin how to shoot an arrow, so she waved repeatedly to indicate that she was not free.

The other party touched his nose in embarrassment: "Come out and play together."

"You shoot yours and I shoot mine, why are you playing together? You stand inside and wait for me to shoot?" Po Nu wondered.

The little cousin next to her pulled her, fearing that Po Nu's sister would suffer.

The man was a little embarrassed, and forced to open the topic: "Your arrow is accurate, have you practiced it?" He was still using very standard Mandarin just now, but now he also switched to a local dialect after hearing the strong Junsha accent of Po Nu .

"It's okay, I've practiced for a few years."

"Just tell me! Why haven't I seen you come here? Where do you usually practice archery?" The other party vaguely discovered a common topic.

"Ionia." Po Nu said indifferently: "Occasionally, I also practice in Summoner's Canyon."

Without waiting for the other party to be stunned, she asked Ma Dali: "Boss, why is your bow so light, it's like a toy." Po Nu pulled the bowstring, indicating that she couldn't draw it very well.

Just now the buddy who wanted to meet Po Nu said: "Your compound bow is 25 pounds, suitable for beginners."

"Oh? So there are heavier ones?"

Ma Dali went to fetch a 45-pound composite bow for Po Nu in silence, Po Nu shot an arrow and shook his head: "Light! Light! Light! It's still too light for your hand, please give me another one! "

Ma Dali had no choice but to take another one: "This is a 75-pound one, and I haven't seen anyone in the store who can use it. They have practiced for so long and only use the 40-pound one for fun."

Po Nu tried it, shot an arrow, and the carbon arrow exploded directly.

Another 30-meter target was changed, and I could barely shoot it.

But she still shook her head: "Not good, not good!"

Feng Wuli already wanted to pull her, so why pretend to be the Monkey King? It's not enough to borrow a treasure from the Dragon Palace.

But Ma Dali seems to have known this would be the result. He is also a good-tempered master. He just went back and took out an old-style bow and said:

"This traditional bow is something I usually practice and play with. It weighs about 100 pounds, which is already the highest weight I have here. If you... you want a higher weight bow, we don't have any here."

"Don't worry about her Dali, she's out of her mind." Feng Wuli smacked her forehead angrily, Po Nu smiled, and Ma Dali's eyelids twitched.

"Come on, Xiaoqin, get ready to take a picture, and my sister will shoot you a qin character." She coaxed coquettishly.

Xiaoqin was dizzy and nodded again and again, thinking that it seemed to be quite fun, and she could post a picture on Moments later.

"Sister Ponu..." Xiao Wei looked at her brightly.

Po Nu waved his hand, indicating that there are all my concubines.

The few rich families next to him didn't dare to say anything.

It's not that they can't draw a 45-pound bow, but they definitely can't do it as easily and comfortably as hers, and it's like a sore hand after a set of arrows.

They can also draw a 75-pound bow, but it is too late to pull it out, and now they see nothing.

A 100-pound strongbow?

A delicate girl with no flesh on her arms, arrow after arrow with a blank face, the arrows flew out like thunderbolts, it is no exaggeration to say that the bow in her hand is already comparable to a hot weapon, and She was still typing on the target. Looking at her hands, she was sure that there were no calluses left by years of training, and her posture was not standard or pretended.

So what is this?
And the problem is not the point, the point is, it's fine if she can draw and shoot such a high-weight bow, but what's the matter with such a high accuracy?

At this level, it is estimated that you can win a gold medal in the Olympics.

Even Su Xiaowei and Su Xiaoqin next to him gradually felt that Po Nu was unusual,
Feng Wuli also took a bow and shot it for fun. He didn't have Wang Xilou's terrifying aptitude, so he managed to hit the target after a few tries, which is already very talented.

"Dali, why is the arrow I shot wobbly."

Ma Dali came over to show him.

"Brother-in-law! I'll teach you~" Seeing something that Feng Wuli wouldn't understand, Po Nu was very happy, and hurried over to post it.

Feng Wuli slapped her ass with an arrow, signaling her not to act recklessly.

Po Nu laughed.

"Are you good at other sports?" He tried his hand and shot another arrow.

"So-so!" Her face was not worth mentioning.

"You can learn basketball, next time I will take you out to play."

"Take it out to save face for you?"

Feng Wuli's intentions were seen through, and he was not embarrassed: "Will you go?" Having such a basketball baby brought to the basketball court for the livestock to see, it will definitely gain face.

"go with!"

After playing for a while, he waved to Ma Dali and the others, signaling to leave and come back to play next time.

"Don't look at Zhiwei, they're all gone."

"The back view is also good-looking." Zhiwei is the son of a rich family who just talked to Po Nu. Po Nu gave him too much impact, with a lively personality, super good looks, and he is so smooth at archery.

"Have you taken a fancy to someone?"

"Admiration, admiration, do you understand?"

"Hiss, I remembered, this person is quite famous, like a young lady who delivered flowers nearby, I even used TikTok."

Lin Zhiwei turned his head immediately: "Miss sending flowers, please explain clearly, Shaoqing."

"Um, let me search for you—"

A few rich people gathered around to take a look, and found that it was really a clerk in a flower shop, who seemed to be a full-time flower delivery person, and then mixed up the name of a flower delivery angel. The flowers in the car and the scene of passing by are simply beautiful.

"Zhiwei, you are not really interested in others, are you?"

Xu Shaoqing nodded and said, "That's right, Ah Wei, I just heard her call her brother-in-law, which means that she is not a boyfriend and girlfriend, maybe you have a play."

"It's not particularly interesting." Lin Zhiwei waved his hand, a little shy: "The 100-pound strong bow can be easily pulled away. I don't dare to have any ideas. I just want to make friends."

"I understand, I understand, make friends." Several friends smirked.

Ma Dali was a little hesitant, but after thinking about it, he stood up and said, "Don't think about that person..."

"Huh? Ali, you also have a crush on him?"

Ma Dali's face darkened, what are the conditions? He took a fancy to the clone of the immortal, whose age is the multiplication of the two of them.

"Anyway, don't play tricks on others."

Ma Dali didn't want to say anything more, but they were even more curious. Isn't it just a flower shop working as a worker? It sounds like the water is very deep.

It doesn't seem right, some flower shop's workers who deliver flowers, draw a 100-pound bow like playing with it.

……

When Feng Wuli returned to the store with the traveling team, he found that the store was more lively, and Ms. Su also came.

"How come so fast?"

Su Xiaoxin and Wang Xilou sat together, holding hands, not knowing what to talk about, when they saw the large army coming back from outside, they asked with a smile, "Where did you go to play?"

"Take a few of them to visit Xiangdali." Feng Wuli said calmly.

The two cousins ​​looked at each other with a smile in their eyes, and suddenly felt that this cousin was very kind.

"Auntie, your clothes look so good!" Po Nu rushed up to snatch the favor, Su Xiaoxin felt like a husky pounced on her.

Feng Wuli felt that her heart was blossoming with joy.

The third aunt said: "Oh, you two together, you can't tell the difference at all!"

Su Xiaoxin smiled and said that she couldn't tell the difference either.

Now, the more she looks at these two sisters, the more she likes them. The one on the left is hers, and the one on the right is also hers.

How come my son is so lucky.

"Let's go, let's go to eat, Aqi reminded me." The third uncle, as the biggest elder in the room, issued an order.

The flower shop is temporarily closed.

Su Xiaoxin came by car, and Ponu, Chifu and two cousins ​​sat in her car, and Feng Wuli took the rest of them by taxi.

The distance is not far, two kilometers, a restaurant, after dinner, I will go to my cousin's new house to sit for a while.

My husband's house had already been set up once before, but this time only two tables were set up by relatives from my natal family, and my second uncle and his family came early after dinner time.

"This way, this way!"

Feng Wuli they went to sit down.

Wang Xilou and Po Nu went to find their cousin to watch the baby, Feng Wuli led the cousins ​​to sit at the second uncle's table, the third aunt and the third uncle whispered something, and then took out two red envelopes, I don't know where to go There, my uncle and my aunt were also there. My uncle was a taciturn black-faced man. He took out a cigarette, but the waiter told him not to smoke, and put it back with a black face.

The scene was chaotic and lively.

Ponuwang Xilou and Su Xiaowei sat at the next table with their aunts, Su Xiaoqin also wanted to go there, but there was no place, so she followed her cousin to sit at the table with the elders.

The second uncle saw a group of juniors. He was not like the third uncle who liked to give advice. He was more easy-going. He cheerfully asked questions that were not five or six, and even asked what games he liked to play.

His son Su He and Su Xiaoqin are cousins, they are a little more familiar than Su Xiaoqin, but they are talkative, so there is no barrier and they have a lively chat.

Feng Wuli was somewhat overwhelmed.

Chi Fu sat next to him, and it was also a little difficult to bear, looking forward to why the food hadn't been served yet.

After everyone sat down, they also chatted about the current situation. After the food was served, the elders talked about the work of the elders, and the younger generation talked about the affairs of the younger generation. Only Chifu was serious about cooking.

Su Xiaoqin couldn't pick up the plate of cowboy bones, so Feng Wuli did it for her, and she whispered a thank you.

She thought about it, and asked in a low voice: "Cousin, when my cousin got married last year, I seemed to see who you were talking to under the old locust tree?"

"Is there such a thing?" Feng Wuli was a little surprised.

"Well, yes, talking and laughing."

"Probably on the phone."

"Is that so?"

Su Xiaoqin believed it, but she also saw this cousin talking to the air under the locust tree when she was a child. At that time, she was about four years old during the Spring Festival. Because she was too young, that scene didn't scare her at the time.

But remember for many years.

He couldn't be on the phone at that time, where did he get the call from?

Su Xiaoqin had been curious about this strange relative and child since she was a child.

The little girl is always fond of fantasies, she occasionally thinks whether her cousin can see something they can't see, this is not an unreasonable guess, it is known that this gentle cousin is a high IQ student and has no spirit He is prone to similar diseases, and he has seen this cousin behave differently from ordinary people many times since he was a child.

For example, she can talk to the air, and chat with crows. It doesn't matter if the child has these abnormalities, but she really saw her cousin chatting with crows back and forth during the Chinese New Year last year.

And that day she somehow got into the mountain, and when she was carried down the mountain, she seemed to be dazed to see a lot of ghosts and ghosts surrounding them.

The scene was already very blurred, and it was hard to tell whether it was a hallucination due to fever, or whether it was a dream or reality.

"Come, Xiaoqin, eat a piece of pork belly."

"Ah, thank you cousin."

"Xiaoqin seemed to be in the top [-] of her grade last semester, right? That's amazing." Feng Wuli's voice was not low, and everyone at the table could hear it clearly.

So, just now, they were chatting about when Feng Wuli's second cousin was going to get married, but the wind changed immediately, and a group of elders began to discuss Xiaoqin's study status.

Su Xiaoqin's face turned bitter.

The uncle is asking where she plans to go to university.

The second uncle is asking her if she has a boyfriend.

Her father kept tearing her down cheerfully.

Even the aunts, aunts and cousins ​​at the next table began to greet her in various ways.

Finally, it seemed that the topic was about to be diverted, and the cousin next to him said, "Xiaoqin wants to take the entrance exam of Yangcheng University? Where is the representative of the chemistry class?"

A new round of crusade started again.

She suspected that this cousin did it on purpose, but there was no evidence, and the cousin was serving food for herself, so she continued to resist the siege of several elders with a bitter face.

After a meal, she felt that it was more difficult than taking a mock test, and she was hollowed out.

My cousin was just about to chat with her, but she hurriedly stopped her: "Cousin, cousin, try this catfish, it's really delicious!"

Feng Wurea regretfully stopped.

He is ready for the next "Su Family Dinner Table Topic Discussion General Direction".

On the contrary, some conversations fell on Feng Wuli's head.

Ask him how his college life is, how the flower shop is doing, and when he and Wang Xilou plan to get married.

Although they are very young now, and Feng Wuli is only a freshman in college, it seems too early to talk about marriage, but Uncle and the others are originally from the mountains. Heap, not to mention how long Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou have lived together, it feels like the two are just going through the motions if they get married or not.

Especially in the past six months in the family group, Wang Xilou has really become like his own family. The topic of marriage is not like urging, but just wanting to see the thoughts of the two young people.

"There's no need to be in such a hurry..." Feng Wuli didn't expect that one day he would be urged to marry by his relatives.

The uncle said cheerfully, "It's not a reminder, I just want to see what you two think."

"I can do it, just watch her."

Everyone looked at Wang Xilou, then at Su Xiaoxin, one left and one right, not knowing which one it was.

"Damn! Wait for another two years, he's not yet of legal age." Wang Xilou looked indifferent, but Feng Wuli saw that her face was a little red.

It seems that the little zombies are also shy.

"No hurry, no hurry." The eldest aunt said with a smile.

Su Xiaoxin quietly held Po Nu's hand, with distressed eyes, and then picked up a bunch of vegetables for her, Po Nu was flattered immediately.

"What's wrong with Auntie?" she asked weakly.

"I just feel sorry for you."

"What's the matter?"

Su Xiaoxin whispered: "I can't give you a title either."

"No need. If you are lucky and win the boxing guessing game, then she will be the one sitting below."

Su Xiaoxin: "..."

It has been more than a year since I finished a meal, and I went to sit in my cousin's new house in the afternoon. Ms. Su also drank at the dinner table just now, and Feng Wuli was in charge of driving.

With a three-bedroom and two-living room, the influx of a large number of relatives seemed particularly crowded.

Everyone is talking about good things, after boasting about the size of the house, about the decoration, about the decoration and about the location, in short, they say it well, as if this house is something heaven and earth.

There is also a baby who is more than three months old.

The child is really small, his forearm is about the same length as Feng Wuli's finger, and he keeps clenching his small fist.

The girls surrounded the baby for a while, and every movement of the baby could attract all kinds of exaggerated reactions from them, and even his yawn could make them cheer. This kind of privilege that can attract the attention of the whole world is also There is only a shelf life of one or two years.

And there is also a very interesting phenomenon, that is, the people around will ask the three-month-old baby how old he is, and ask him if he wants to go to his own house to play. Obviously the baby will not answer, and then The mother of the child next to her, that is, the eldest cousin, will answer with the title of No.1.

There are also all kinds of strange games that seem to be customary.

For example, cover your face, and then suddenly open it, accompanied by an inexplicable scream.

Finally, it was the turn of the manager of Chifu to hug him. He was in a hurry but still looked serious, but his movements were not rigid. After all, as Wang Xilou, the babies he had held for so many years, the old ones had been buried in the earth for hundreds of years, and the youngest ones were probably too old. It's my uncle.

Feng Wuli suddenly wanted to see how Chifu would look after the child.

It's better to see her with that kind of suspenders on her back.

It seems that there will be a pair of twin daughters in the future.

In this way, we can see Chifu holding one in front of the other and breastfeeding in a hurry. At that time, the title of Chifu's store manager will become Chifu's mother.

Thinking about it is very punishing.

Su Xiaoqin is not used to being crowded together with a bunch of people, so she scanned the other places in the house where she could stay, and saw her cousins ​​and her younger brother on the balcony.

She suddenly likes to stick to the wind and play unreasonably, and thinks this cousin is very interesting and mysterious. This kind of emotion, like a primary school student adoring a relative's big brother who is in high school, can actually appear in a high school student like her.

"Cousin, what are you doing?"

"It's nothing, Xiaowen asked us to origami airplanes to play with him."

Cousin Su He said: "I just flew one, did you see it, it landed on the lawn over there."

"Mine flew far too!" Su Congwen raised his hands.

"No way, yours just fell on the ground when you threw it out." Su He didn't give him any face.

"Flying far away! Flying to the outside of the community!"

"Look at the parking place below, is there a paper airplane next to it, which you just threw."

"Cousin..." Su Congwen tugged on his pants with tears in his eyes.

"The one below was obviously thrown by Su He. I just saw Xiao Wen's fly away." Feng Wuli had already folded his Invincible Wang Xilou, ready to send her to the sky.

She looked down at Feng Wuli's younger brother, "You can ignore him."

"It's okay, it's done, it's folded." Feng Wuli folded it according to the specifications of the winner of the origami airplane competition on Douyin. It is said that the one folded in this way can fly the farthest.

He breathed at the nose of the plane, and when he was about to let it fly, he looked at Su Xiaoqin next to him, smiled and handed it to her mouth: "Ha."

"what?"

"Haven't you ever folded a paper airplane? Haha when you're done."

Su Xiaoqin breathed a little shyly on the plane.

He threw it lightly, and a gust of wind came, and the laundry on the balcony was disturbed, and the paper airplane took off in the wind.

Behind the house are the noisy and seemingly endless greetings of the adults in the house. The sky outside the balcony is as blue as washing, and in the distance there is a lazy cloud like a dog. The paper airplane flying out from under the cloud passes through the railing of the balcony. The eyes of the four people on the balcony have been taken to the distance.

Feng Wuli watched the Invincible Wang Xilou go up to the sky.

"Okay, the first paper airplane contest is over, I am No.1, do you have any objections?"

Both Su He and Su Congwen had no objection.

"After flying, go down and pick it up. It's agreed to be the last one to pick it up."

The two of them looked at Su He, and he was stunned, but it was true that his cousin flew farther than himself, and it was not at ease to let such a young cousin go downstairs to pick it up by himself.

"Fly a few more times, and pick up the one that loses the most."

"Me, I play too." Su Xiaoqin also joined.

"Okay, you can participate in one too."

After a while, Po Nu came over again, and a group of people released a bunch of paper airplanes on the balcony, and finally all of them were driven downstairs by my cousin and aunt to pick them up.

Su Xiaoqin looked at her cousin who stiffened his neck and acted as "nothing to worry about" when he was scolded. Although he himself was scolded twice, he felt happy when he was scolded for the first time.

She suddenly thought, if she had such an older brother when she was a child, her life would be very interesting.

In the evening, my cousin planned to cook a meal at home, but everyone was busy, so I didn’t stay. Ms. Su drove the third uncle’s family to the high-speed rail station. The second uncle was from the next city, and they also drove here. Home is only [-] kilometers away, take the subway back.

After getting off the subway, it was already dark outside, and it was already past eight o'clock. They walked back to the store, and Wang Xilou was still muttering to Po Nu:
"My cousin's house is so small, it's much smaller than ours, and it costs more than 100 million."

"That's right, our house still has two floors!"

"And their place is still in the wilderness, very remote."

"I heard that it is a new area, and it will develop well in a few years, but who knows."

I'm really speechless, I just kept praising, but now I have changed my face.

Wang Xilou took out his mobile phone to check the family group, and asked his third aunt if they had arrived at the airport. He just opened WeChat and let out a long hiss.

"They didn't go to the airport, they went to the city hospital of traditional Chinese medicine."

Feng Wuli frowned, "What's going on?"

"Cousin is bewitched?"

(End of this chapter)

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