not a monster

In the end, Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou succeeded in persuading the third uncle and third aunt to go back first, and let them take care of them here. Stomach trouble is not a serious problem, but once committed, it feels like death.

"It's just junk food." The third aunt said: "I don't know how to eat breakfast, I drink milk tea every day."

Wang Xilou slapped Feng Wuli on the back of the head: "Listen to what Third Aunt said, I usually tell you to eat less junk food, but I don't listen!"

The wind endured it unreasonably.

Then the third aunt chatted with Wang Xilou about various current food hygiene issues.

"It happened a few times before. She suddenly cried out in pain. She had diarrhea for several days and had a fever. Then she went to the hospital."

"That's serious."

"Modern young people, there are not many healthy ones. If you don't check, you won't know. If you check, you will be sick!"

"Playing with the computer." Wang Xilou praised it professionally.

At this time, Su Xiaoqin was still shrinking behind Feng Wuli, showing fear of the unfamiliar environment, meowing from time to time, Feng Wuli actually thought it was cute.

Po Nu teased her with a data cable button, just like teasing a cat, shaking and shaking, Su Xiaoqin stared at the end of the thread, and then suddenly pounced on it after a while.

Feng Wuli patted her hand angrily.

"This is my cousin, not a cat."

"Hee hee." Po Nu thought it was fun, she retracted her hand, and stretched out to Su Xiaoqin's chin: "Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

The cousin showed a comfortable expression and narrowed her eyes.

Feng Wuli slapped Po Nu on the back of the head, she felt aggrieved and eager to withdraw her hand.

Then the cousin was a little dazed, and started licking her arms again, but he and Po Nu hurriedly stopped her.

It's just that the people around can't seem to see this scene. In the eyes of the third aunt and the others, everything is normal.

In the end, Su Xiaoqin stayed in the hospital for observation, and she will go back after a few days if she has nothing to do. Here, Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou will take care of her, and Sanjiu and the others will go back to Yangcheng first.

Before leaving, the third aunt did not forget to ask Feng Wuli to teach her cousin some skills in learning. She is actually smart since she was a child, but she is lazy. It is best to encourage her.

Feng Wuli said he would.

When I got back to the room, the manager of Chifu was sitting on a chair with his legs together. Because the legs were not long enough, only the toes touched the ground. The small messenger bag I bought today was placed on my lap. I didn’t wear the Lolita dress I bought today, but the next door. The only lace element on her body is the lace mid-tube princess socks. The whole person looks very well-behaved. Seeing them come back, she opened her mouth a few times and said what she had said several times in her heart:
"Just now I said no need, Auntie was so polite and insisted on peeling the skin for me."

No one pays attention to her.

She blushed, pressed her back molars with the tip of her tongue in embarrassment, and snorted.

In the next second, the apple in his hand was snatched away by Po Nu.

She was so anxious that she immediately went to grab it. The soles of the newly bought cloth shoes were so hard that they made a thumping sound on the ground.

When he got it back, he had already been gnawed by Po Nu in two big mouthfuls. Po Nu slurred his speech, huddled in the corner and covered his face with his arms, still chewing on the apple, and let his sisters punch and kick him without making a sound.

"Don't make trouble, the hospital, what are you doing?" Feng Wuli had a headache.

"What about my cousin?" Wang Xilou asked.

"Take it back first."

"What about the hospital?"

It’s not impossible to go directly to the hospital, but I don’t know how many days it will take to go back. If I can’t recover in a short time, then only hospitalization is the best excuse to stay, and I don’t know when Ms. Su or my second uncle will be in the hospital. , Cousin, will they come to visit?

Feng Wuli quickly came up with a perfect plan.

Ten minutes later, Yaoyao was lying on the bed expressionlessly, and she had already turned into a cousin. The slave took off Su Xiaoqin's hospital gown and put it on her.

"I don't want to do it." She said bluntly.

Feng Wuli cut to the chase: "Conditions."

"Bracelet." She parted her red lips lightly.

Feng Wuli was very speechless: "Is there something wrong with you, you can't get along with the bracelets one by one, is it more difficult? And what's the use of the bracelets, you can't come out all day long."

The sprite gave him a cold look.

If Su Xiaoqin was here, she would be surprised, it turns out that her face can also make such a cold expression, and it is so rusty.

"It's about asking someone who shows off the bracelet every time they come in," she said.

Feng Wuli looked back at Po Nu over there, Po Nu was still teasing the cat, Chi Fu seemed to find it interesting, cut a small piece of apple and asked Po Nu to feed it.

Wang Xilou was yelling at the two of them, don't treat your cousin like a small animal.

Feng Wuli turned back and said to her: "It's obviously impossible to give you a bracelet if you play the part of my cousin and lie here for a few days, it's so unfair to Chifu. But if you promise to do five more things for me in the future, I promise you. "

Anyway, gold preserves its value, and when the family is in ruins in the future, they can make a comeback if they sell their bracelets.

No, if you want both, the Right Emperor must also prepare one.

Thinking of Youhuang's wrist thicker than his calf, she felt that she might not be worth hundreds of thousands of bracelets—suddenly she was so poor.

Her eyelids lowered, "Deal."

"Don't you even ask what's the matter?" Feng Wuli and her were always at odds.

"It doesn't matter."

So cold.

As if she disliked herself very much, Feng Wuli couldn't get used to this shadow, although he would tell himself in his heart that it was all caused by Wang Xilou's differentiation. This kind of despise oneself like a shoe.

But he was just upset, he just didn't want to be objective.

And she clearly asked herself for the bracelet, even if it was because Po Nu showed off in front of her all day and it annoyed her, if she didn't care, would she ask him for the bracelet?Feng Wuli felt that this was Wang Xilou who was extremely contradictory by using words like He Po Nu Dou Qi to cover up his true feelings.

"Okay, the first thing is to change back to Wang Xilou's appearance and give me a kiss."

Feng Wuli thought that she would be embarrassed, but he was wrong, she was still very calm, just looked up into his eyes and said: "These are two things."

"Then treat it as two things." Feng Wuli realized that he subconsciously wanted to avoid the stare just now.

"can."

"..."

Then he was kissed by Wang Xilou with a look of disgust.

"Someone stole it!" Po Nu shouted over there.

Swish two eyes came over, Yaoyao was not embarrassed at all, but Feng Wuli felt a little unnatural, and she always sat upright.

He even wiped his mouth towards Po Nu, obviously expressionless, but Po Nu saw the meaning of provocation.

After explaining some things, Feng Wuli took his cousin and left. This was not an easy task, because she would be afraid when she stood up, and she would crawl on the ground as soon as she let go, and she crawled on the ground not on her knees, but on her knees. It is to step on the ground with the tip of the toes and a little bit of the toes, and prop up with both hands.

The difference between the human body and cats makes it easy for her to fall in such a posture.

And she showed extreme discomfort with the shoes on her feet.

And the clothes too, I've been trying to tear the fabric off my body from the very beginning.

Wang Xilou planned to knock her unconscious and carry her back.

Feng stopped unreasonably: "Don't you have any reliable solution? Can't you just blow on her and make her faint?"

Wang Xilou squeezed his chin: "You think that immortals know everything, and Master has never learned those dirty tricks."

"What if I knock it down later?"

"Wait a minute, master knows there are monsters, I'll catch a monster that can be stunned and haunted by spirits." She went to the window, stepped on the window sill with one foot, and clasped the windows on both sides with both hands.

Feng Wuli stopped her.

I didn't expect the sleep aid fan I bought in Jinling last year to be useful.

I kept tinkering until after ten o'clock before returning to the flower shop.

The store was open, and Ye Ji was playing with Xiaomei with the cat teasing stick. Xiao Mei didn't want to play with her, so Ye Ji tried to teach her how to play with the cat teasing stick.

This is very strange, because usually these few stray cats will not enter the store, at most they will stay under the flower stand at the door, Feng Wuli has recently considered building a cat dormitory for them there.

Out of his associative ability, Feng Wuli probably thought of this possibility in an instant.

He walked over angrily in two or three steps, pinched Ye Ji's face severely, and then picked up the puppet cat that was chasing and smeared with catnip cat toys on the ground.

He held the puppet cat under the armpits of its two front paws, held it up in the air, and asked, "Can you understand me?"

Although it seems stupid to do so, even if the idea is wrong, I won't lose face in front of anyone or anything.

As a result, the puppet cat kept nodding!

Ye Ji stood up aggressively, wanting to avenge the suffocation she had just suffocated, but he gave her a fierce look, and immediately knelt down with her head in her arms.

Feng Wuli looked at the cat he was holding, and said to her: "Well, if you are Su Xiaoqin, you can bark twice."

"Meow! Meow!" she yelled very loudly.

Feng Wuli already felt that this was the truth, but to avoid an oolong, there were still a few more procedures. Then he put the puppet cat on the table, and carried out the command again, shaking hands, turning around, and jumping.

And the Ragdoll does it all!

Real hammer!
This cat is his cousin!

So now the cousin is possessed by Xiaomei. No wonder she hid behind her when she saw her in the hospital just now. After all, compared to the strangers present, Xiaomei is the closest to herself.

At this time, Xiaomei's soul is actually his cousin!
Headache, want to reopen.

Feng Wuli said: "Xiaoqin, don't worry, it's a bit complicated to explain, but don't worry."

"Woooo-"

Feng Wuli sat behind the computer desk, put the cat on his lap, looked at Ye Ji who was squatting next to him, and gave the polar bear a brain-dead angrily.

"Look, you did a good job."

"What good did we do?" Ye Ji was even a little aggrieved.

"You're finished, you're finished, you've caused a catastrophe, you're going to be kicked out!" Po Nu, carrying Su Xiaoqin's body on his back, followed closely behind, gloating at the side as soon as he came in.

"Nonsense!" Ye Ji was not good at words, she could only shout nonsense.

Wang Xilou was responding to her aunt's message, walking a bit slower, hanging slowly behind a few people, and now she just entered the door. After she finished sending a voice, she had to listen to it herself. In theory, they could listen to her twice, but in fact, she Words have to be said twice, so they can actually hear them four times.

"Aunt, aunt, are you here? Are you here?"

call out--

Then she turned on her voice again and listened to it again.

"What are you doing with this cat? You don't even know if it's dirty or not." As soon as she came in, she saw Feng Wuli hugging the stray cat. Stray cats like to be clean, but they must have never taken a bath after wandering for so long.

Wang Xilou has always been very fond of letting these stray cats play with their cats, but she is a soft-hearted god. Feng Wuli found that although she said she was disgusted, she planned to give all the stray cats nearby a bath, and even caught them for vaccination. , pick eggs.

Feng Wuli was tired at this moment, so he asked Po Nu, who knew the truth with him, to explain to them.

"So you are Xiaoqin!" Wang Xilou suddenly realized!

The puppet cat in Feng Wuli's arms kept nodding!

"Oh, it's pitiful." Wang Xilou looked distressed, "Come on, my cousin will hold you, and I'll go back and give you a bath!"

Su Xiaoqin: "..."

She was hugged by her cousin like a cat, no, she is a cat now.

Just now she vaguely sensed that something was wrong, for example, the cousin’s cat would change into a human being, for example, the cousin’s reaction after they learned that she had turned into a cat was not calm, but they were not panicked, and they heard Sister Ponu said, it seems that because of this cousin's cat named Yeji, she accidentally turned herself into a cat.

The reason is that I said in front of her this morning: It's nice to be a cat!
Her current mood was like the hair on her body that was wet and dry countless times when she was wandering, and then tangled together, extremely messy and tangled.

But knowing that it probably seems like it should be able to change back is good.

"Meow~" she called out to her cousin.

"Yo, it's still called, what do you mean?" Wang Xilou asked Ye Ji over there: "Translate, translate."

"How do I know, are you stupid?"

Su Xiaoqin: "..."

"Also, tell her to change back soon." Feng Wuli gave her another blow, and Ye Ji squatted down again, hugging her head.

"I don't know that she has really changed. We have tried so many times without success."

"..." Feng doubted unreasonably. Every time she called out to herself to become a cat, she was casting a spell, so in fact, it was her fate all along?

Ye Ji shouted at Su Xiaoqin: "Change back!"

The puppet cat in Wang Xilou's arms looked down at himself and found that there had been no change.

"It hasn't changed yet?" Po Nu looked at him and said.

"I don't know, it just changed like this."

"Could it be a matter of time? She casts the spell in the afternoon, and it only takes effect at night. Maybe it will take a while for it to take effect." Feng Wuli made a reasonable guess.

"I don't know!"

"Be quiet."

"Woo~"

Wang Xilou gently stroked the cousin in his arms, frowned and thought for a while, and said: "Speaking of sheep-changing skills and deer-changing skills, Lord Qingdi is very good at this kind of magic, but now it's not like changing Animal art, on the contrary, is the exchange of Yangshen. This kind of method to touch the Yangshen is the method of Lady Meng. However, Lady Meng's whereabouts have always been mysterious. Maybe you can ask Sun Houzi how he feels about this kind of soul Yangshen. Lingtang is also outstanding, and it happened to be in the sand in this county recently."

Su Xiaoqin in her arms had sparkling eyes, as if she had heard something extraordinary.

Meng Po?Is it Meng Po Tang that Meng Po?
Sun Monkey's directivity was even more obvious, and she thought of Monkey King almost instantly.

Because she has encountered supernatural phenomena now, she can almost immediately believe that it is possible to accept other supernatural things, but she did not expect that the legendary Monkey King is actually real.

And from the tone of the cousin and the others, it seems that they still know each other!
How sacred is the cousin's house! ?

She can't bear such a big secret with a cat!

"Then wait until tomorrow or the day after tomorrow to ask for advice. Let's assume that Xiaoye's spiritual entanglement is lagging and it will take a while to take effect. If it doesn't change within three days, then ask the Great Sage." Feng Wuli made a final decision:
"Okay, let's go home and sleep today, it's almost 11:30."

Closing the shop still has to be busy.

Wang Xilou put his cousin down and let her play for a while.

The topic ended abruptly.

"..." Su Xiaoqin wondered if it was possible to discuss the matter of her becoming a cat.

It was almost twelve o'clock after packing up.

Feng Wuli hugged Ye Ji, lowered his head and asked, "Does Xiaoqin want to walk by herself or hold her?"

"Meow~"

"Uh, meow if you want to leave, meow twice if you want to hug."

The puppet cat lowered its head and thought for a while, then looked up again: "Meow~"

"Let's go, let's go with Xiaoye."

"I want to hold it!"

Feng Wuli threw the cat in his hand.

The culprit of "Wandering Cousin 2" hasn't taught you a lesson yet!
As soon as Ye Ji landed on the ground, she pounced on him and bit his foot.

Su Xiaoqin followed them in small steps.

In fact, after not panicking, this feeling is quite novel.

In the class, students who are good at studying, outgoing, and rich in family, students with these characteristics are naturally the focus of the class, but she is just shy easily. There are many classmates around, so I just choose to wait for the next class to fetch water.

Who scored so many points in the test, which classmate changed a pair of expensive shoes, who talked to whom, and that person went to travel abroad on vacation.

She doesn't participate in these youth topics at all, because she has nothing interesting to say. She thinks that she is a boring person who likes to hide behind, wear heavy thick glasses, and secretly chew on other people's youth.

But now she has the topic of frying fish ponds if she speaks out.

She turned into a cat!Who knows? !

If she told her classmates that, people would definitely not believe it, and then continued to discuss their expensive new shoes, superior grades, sour and bitter love, but in fact only she knew it was true, so it wasn't that she didn't have interesting youth experience.

It's that they don't deserve to hear their own stories.

She has no reason to feel vain superiority, even though she knows that it is not worth showing off at all, but this is something different in her small world.

Even though I was trapped in a nutshell, I still thought I was the king of infinite space.

"Meow~"

Feng Wuli lowered his head and glanced at her: "What's wrong? Do you want to carry her away?"

The cat on the ground shook its head,
Explore the world through the cat's eyes at a cheerful pace.

Feng Wuli didn't understand what this cousin was thinking. Girls' minds are difficult to guess, and adolescent girls are even more difficult to guess. An adolescent girl who becomes a cat is probably as difficult to understand as an unsolved mystery of mathematics.

When I got home, the lights were on.

Wanwan was watching TV in the living room, still wearing a primary school uniform, with two braids tied around her ears.

"Master Feng Wuli, you are back!" When I went to my cousin's house for dinner today, I didn't bring Wanwan with me. Too many people is not good, so I let the little fox mother buy vegetables and go home to cook.

"I'm exhausted, I'm exhausted!" Po Nu went to the living room as soon as she entered the door, trying to unload her cousin from her back. In fact, it's not tiring to carry someone on her back, but she's just used to crying out that she's tired when she gets home. Wang Xilou Immediately scolded:

"Don't enter the living room without taking off your shoes!"

Po Nu quickened his pace silently, unable to hear.

"Wanwan, it's almost twelve o'clock and you still haven't slept?"

"I'm waiting for you, hey, why is there a kitten?" Wanwan squatted in front of the white kitten that often wandered outside the store: "Why is Xiaomei here?"

Su Xiaoqin saw that a child was also like a giant.

"This is my cousin, Wanwan say hello to my cousin."

"Ah? Isn't this Xiaomei?"

"Cousin now."

"Oh, hello cousin, I'm Wanwan!" The little fox girl laughed.

"Meow~"

"Haha, will you shake hands?" Wanwan stretched out a hand.

Su Xiaoqin silently raised a front paw for this cute little sister to hold.

"Go to the living room and play, you're going to sleep after playing for a while." Feng rubbed her head unreasonably.

Su Xiaoqin didn't expect that she would have to take care of a child, and then she saw the little sister in front of her suddenly transform into a fox with a big tail in front of her!

Su Xiaoqin: "!!"

Could it be that my cousin's house is full of monsters!
"Take my cousin to our secret base!" Ye Ji was anxious.

Wang Xilou put on slippers, frowned and said, "No way! Xiaoqin, leave them alone, my cousin will take you to take a bath first, not because she thinks you are dirty, but you must be suffering too."

Su Xiaoqin followed behind Wang Xilou in a daze, and looked back, the fat black cat and the red fox were running upstairs.

"Xiaoqin, don't be in a hurry, my cousin will let you take a bath first, and play with them later."

Su Xiaoqin felt that her cousin had misunderstood her.

Wang Xilou rolled up his sleeves, thought for a while and grabbed Ye Ji back by the back of her neck: "Don't run away, come and take a shower!"

"Meow meow meow!"

"What was just washed, it was a few days ago!"

"Meow meow!"

"You call him, see if he will wash for you." Wang Xilou snorted.

"Meow meow meow."

Su Xiaoqin didn't know what kind of communication this person and cat were having. She tilted her head and looked up. She just thought it was funny, and followed the bathroom in small steps.

When it's washed and blow-dried, she's a sweet-smelling kitten again!

Su Xiaoqin walked happily into the living room.

Then I saw sister Ponu playing with the laser pointer to 'myself', I saw sister Ponu shooting the laser pointer towards the corner, and 'I' immediately jumped on it, the red dot was covered by my back and I couldn't see it Afterwards, he looked confused, and after seeing it again for a while, he immediately rushed over, accompanied by various meowing sounds.

Her whole cat is sick!

"Oh, what a stupid human being."

Ye Ji had just had her hair blown by Wang Xilou, and she walked slowly past her, proudly saying, "I already knew that red dot would be impossible to catch!"

Su Xiaoqin looked at the body possessed by the kitten being played like this, and looked at the cousin on the sofa with some grievances, trying to get the cousin to stop sister Ponu from persecuting 'myself', but she heard cousin and sister Ponu say: "Try Does catnip work?"

"Oh, I'll get it!!" Po Nu thought this cousin was so funny!

It's just that after he dipped his hands in catnip, the imaginary scene of his cousin rushing over did not appear. Instead, Ye Ji and the puppet cat brought back came to smell his hands fascinated.

"Let me hear it, let me hear it quickly!"

Feng Wuli found out that the cat's unique physiological mechanism would respond to catnip, but he realized in the next second that the puppet cat was his cousin.

"Xiaoqin, Xiaoqin, wake up!"

"Meow~"

At this time, the cousin was clearly in high spirits.

After Wang Xilou came out of the shower, Feng Wuli and Po Nu were cleaned up as expected.