not a monster

Chapter 411 Getting Drunk Xie Jieshu

Amidst the cheers, Chifu had a swollen face, held the microphone with both hands and sang a few old songs on it.

"Grandma in Peng Bay"

"My Homeland"

"Liuyang River"

This little sister is so much fun.

Her appearance is also very pleasing. You can tell she has a beautiful face even before her eyebrows are fully opened. At this time, the baby fat on her face has not faded away, and her white and pink bun face makes people feel very cute. And she is obviously That kind of cute sweet girl, but she always has a straight face and has the word serious written on her face.

Even in the interludes of singing, she swayed her body slightly and tapped her head to catch the rhythm, which were obviously very cute and cute, she also frowned with a majestic face—whoever sings with a serious face when her body moves to the rhythm! ?
Also, the songs she sang didn't match her appearance at all, and all the songs she chose were classic old songs. In their perception, young girls at this age should not chase after XO (E is silent), TF boys and the like, but The songs she chooses are all in line with her 'pretentious' no-nonsense style.

Under this kind of contrast, people can't help laughing, I just think this sister is too cute.

The students in Feng Wuli's class all felt happy.

And Chifu is very beautiful, everyone likes beautiful sisters.

Feng Wuli feels that she is now like a child brought to the school class by the head teacher, and then caught and played by the cubs in the class, especially the female students, the mother's love explodes in an instant, and she can't wait to be picked up and hugged, and the enthusiasm seems to be unprecedented. over children.

Feng Wuli is like a parent, busy recording videos and taking pictures with his mobile phone below, with an expression of 'my child is so cute'.

After a while, the door of their box was pushed open.

Entered the two princesses and the young master.

This kind of private room seems to have this kind of accompanying wine and singing service, and it is still fixed. The students in the class all treat it as fun and novelty.

He went out with a dark face and told the front desk that he didn't need any other services.

After a while, two young people who had drunk too much entered the box. They probably walked by the wrong way, but after seeing a beautiful silver-haired girl, they flirted with a few words.

He was also sent out by the wind unreasonably.

He feels like a keeper.

After a while, the door of the box was opened again, and a majestic polar bear entered. The huge figure was against the light of the corridor, pushing the door with one hand while keeping one hand on its hip.

The wind is irrational and tired.

Everyone in the class was dumbfounded, saying that there is such a service?Instead of dressing like a bunny girl just now, change to a polar bear doll costume, right? It doesn’t seem to be a problem if you are all animals. If you can show your face just now, it seems acceptable to show your face now.

After seeing the face clearly, they were shocked by the appearance of this polar bear. Damn, what a look!
Feng Wuli said: This is a friend I know, who just sent flyers in the mall to play after get off work, and asked if they are welcome, if not, he will drive out like the first two waves.

"Don't bully me! I want to sing too!"

The following students quickly advised:
"Hey, let's play together if you know each other!"

"Yes, yes."

"Where would it be unwelcome."

Ye Ji got the microphone as she wished, and she just saw Chifu talking to this thing, and her voice became very loud.

She couldn't help but feel that she was so powerful, and her voice became super loud!Sure enough, my generation is the worst!

Feng Wuli saw her yelling strangely into the microphone, and was speechless: "Can you sing?"

"My generation, my generation can sing!"

So the painting style in the box changed again.

This feels much more interesting than a group of college students singing K. In the front, there is a cute sister singing nostalgic old songs with a serious face, and in the back there is a very cool-looking young lady who is wearing a doll costume and singing nursery rhymes.

"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast~"

"Pleasant Goat~Beautiful Goat~Warm Goat...What kind of sheep are there? Don't look at me as just a sheep!"

"I am a cat~happy star cat~"

"Good morning meow ~ good afternoon meow ~ good night meow meow ~"

Ye Ji's singing can't be said to be good, it's more like holding a microphone and shouting, but this kind of nursery rhyme doesn't seem to require any skills, and it can be done shouting.

Moreover, she has a nice voice and looks awesome.

The following group of virgin male college students are very face-saving.

Feng Wuli took a look at where the chifu had gone, and found that she came down and sat in front of the fruit plate, holding a toothpick in her hand, while no one was paying attention to her, she moved her hand so fast that an afterimage would appear, and stabbed a piece of fruit quickly Then stuff it into your mouth quickly.

There was wine, and someone found a sieve cup.

The sieve cup and the dice collided, and the full wine overflowed and fell onto the glass stand.

Feng Wuli doesn't know how to play. Wang Xilou has been strict with him since he was a child. It is impossible to expose him to such things, but the strict control has not stimulated his rebellious psychology. Although he is often a "rebel", some kind of To a certain extent, Feng Wuli is really obedient, at least he will obediently do what Wang Xilou says, even if he already knows that some of Wang Xilou's orders are actually unnecessary, he will not disobey her.

"Aren't you going to play?" Xie Jieshu came over with a bottle of whiskey and sat down beside him with a glass in one hand.

She suddenly relaxed and leaned against the sofa, her face was already a little red, it seems that although she loves to drink like Wang Xilou, her body is not as good at drinking as Wang Xilou's, and her pair is longer than Wang Xilou's. A section of her long legs overlapped and she poured a glass of whiskey. After the ice cubes floated and collided in the glass, she drank half of it in one gulp.

Feng Wuli took a look at her. She now looks like the vicious second female character in film and television dramas. This type of character has one thing in common. Although she is a bad woman, she has a very high appearance, which makes people not hate her.

"Can't play."

"Hey, I didn't realize that you are still a good baby." Because of alcohol, her tone of voice was different from usual.

"Is it a shame that you can't roll the dice?" He didn't mean to be sarcastic, just puzzled.

Xie Jieshu was swallowed, glanced at him, and then said seriously: "Yes, that's how it should be. Men will learn to be bad if they are exposed to these things too much. Young people will become strange when they get involved with alcohol in this kind of place. Everyone You will change your face, it feels like you have come to another world, many things are not allowed in the normal world, but the atmosphere here tells you not to care about those rules, people are easily influenced by the environment, I hope you Be good baby."

"Repay the money, I haven't paid back the money I borrowed from you during the summer vacation."

She was swallowed again.

This topic has changed too much, but the creditor is the uncle, and just now she was acting like the boss and my second child, and she immediately became obedient, poured a glass of wine for Feng Wuli, and lowered her eyebrows pleasingly: "Boss, please forgive me again." several years."

Feng Wuli gave her an angry look, "I don't drink."

"what?"

"can not drink much."

"Then you have to practice!" Sure enough, she drank a little too much, and her speech was obviously different from usual.

"You drink too much."

"It's okay, I feel." She also seemed to realize that she drank a little too much, rubbed her face, put down the cup, and her breathing became very long, trying to use deep breaths to sense her body and make some adjustments to herself.

"Last time, you seemed to go clubbing too. Do you often get drunk outside?"

"How is that possible? At most, I drink at home. If I smoke at home, my parents will find out that the smell is too strong. But when I don't order anything at work and feel panicked, I edit videos, vlogs or post photos. Drink some beer while drawing, and you can fall asleep when you get drunk."

Just as he put down the wine glass in his hand, he didn't know when it flashed into her hand again, and he took a big gulp.

She wanted to take off her shoes and sit cross-legged, but this was not her home, nor his.

Feng Wuli can vaguely see a little bit of Wang Xilou's shadow, but Wang Xilou can usually burp after a bottle of Niulanshan tons is finished, and say nothing, and drive a small electric donkey to go out to buy groceries.

She just had a few glasses of foreign wine and her face was on fire.

"Then you still drink so much now." He asked.

"Aren't you here?" She said with a look of disdain: "If I was drunk, you wouldn't leave me alone, would you? I'll sue Wang Xilou."

Feng Wuli remained expressionless: "You are indeed a little drunk."

She got up: "Go, I'll take you to roll the dice."

"Isn't your personality in the class a quiet female school god?"

She looked like she didn't mention it: "In the past, the concave character was set up to catch licking dogs. Now I'm back to my old job. I'm afraid you're so jealous that you can't fly."

She is indeed a bad woman, saying such explosive words easily.

Feng Wuli still had to retort: ​​"Why should I be jealous?"

"Really?" She was half drunk and half awake, and gave him a half-smile.

"……if not?"

"Stop pretending, the possessiveness in your eyes makes you want to engrave on me. You will pay special attention to everything related to Wang Xilou. I almost wonder if she tricked you when you were young. By the way , Let me tell you, as a woman who grew up drinking water from the Xiangjiang River, 'I' really know how to play Gu."

The subject seemed to excite her, and she held up a finger and said:
"I substituted her, and found that such a good opportunity is in front of me, so I must play the Gu! Just use the same-minded Gu, um, the same-hearted Gu won't work, if you change your mind and suffer the pain of heart-biting, she will definitely I'm not willing to part with it, I guess it's the child-mother planting love Gu, sneaking into your room every day while you're asleep and planting some for you, and then when you grow up, you'll be completely obsessed with me without anyone noticing."

"..." It's really like what Wang Xilou would do. He was attacked countless times when he was a child, so it can't be true, right?Feng Wuli couldn't be sure for a moment.

She laughed while talking, she drank alcohol, so Feng Wurea couldn't tell whether what she said was true or a joke.

Feng Wuli didn't have any expression on his face, at this time, there were many mistakes.

He decided not to argue too much with the drunk.

And Xie Jieshu began to urge whether to come and play dice.

It's really like what she said just now, can she ignore her when she's drunk? It's obviously impossible, so he just sighed and followed over there.

When they walked over, Zheng Chuanbo stepped aside and said unreasonably, "Eh? Didn't you say you can't play when I called you just now?"

Xie Jieshu sat down with a smile: "Anyway, there is nothing to do sitting there, Tingting handed me two sieve cups."

Tingting was probably the second most beautiful girl in the Academy of Information Science and Technology. There was also a girl from the dormitory next door to them. They were the only two girls among the seven people in the dice roll. Not only in their class, but in the entire academy, there were more girls than boys.

Feng Wuli glanced at her, then looked at Zheng Chuanbo: "She's drunk, she insists on coming over to play."

The silver-haired woman who was flirtatious just now and flirtatious in front of Feng Wuli came to the students at this time, as if she had suddenly sobered up, but some body movements and reactions showed that she was actually under the influence of alcohol and was just pretending.

Feng Wuli also sat down: "I really don't know how to do it, can you explain the rules?"

The gameplay was originally very simple, and he understood the rules as soon as the rules were explained. It’s a bit like each person takes turns to inflate a balloon to see when the balloon will burst, but it’s different from inflating a balloon. It depends on everyone’s counting His micro-expression at the time, whether he was lying, who was lying, and what points he had on the dice.

In fact, after one or two rounds, the wind is unreasonable and finds out the rules. As long as you don't become a bird, you can generally stick to it when no one is targeting it.

It's also a fun game.

But some people are unreasonable against the wind.

A certain silver-haired younger sister was in her previous family, and she always reported a very dangerous number. If Feng Wuli didn't fire her, it would be even more dangerous for her next turn. If you fire her, it's usually not enough points. He wanted to drink, but Feng refused to leave her for no reason, and if he changed the number and added points and continued to report, she would eagerly beat him, and often after opening all the sieve cups, it was really enough, and she still drank.

When someone is drinking, someone is booing.

Xie Jieshu is very beautiful, the lights are dim, and her silver hair is more like a fairy.

She drank and made fun of more people.

Xie Jieshu didn't intend to target him, but just wanted to force him to drink two glasses without drinking too much. She knew that this person had a poor capacity for alcohol, and he could get drunk 500 years ago with those dirty wines that were not as strong as beer. If he drank too much, he would be drunk It's not good to be drunk again and no one is watching.

Oh no, that silly roe deer Chifu is still singing over there, and she can carry them both back by herself.

She just felt that she had experienced great storms at the wine table without talking, and she had perfected her skills by shaking the dice and guessing dice, while he was just a young boy who had never had a few glasses of wine and was disciplined by Wang Xilou since he was a child.

I still want to fight Miss Ben!
Guessed wrong again——

She frowned, as if she was thinking about what was wrong, but her brain was already in a mess, and her thinking became extraordinarily chaotic.

Feng Wuli would love her dearly after all, and sighed, "Forget it, I'll drink it."

As long as you drink, you will be booed.

Tingting is persuading: "Shushu stop playing, how drunk are you?"

The shop manager Chifu just went up and sang two more songs, his mouth was dry and he went down to drink water.

Drinking a glass of tequila as water, the students next to me just wanted to say that it was wine, but saw this little sister drinking such a strong foreign wine as water, and smacked her lips after drinking, nothing happened.

She frowned and saw that the two people over there were drinking so high, so she went to stop her: "Stop drinking, you two."

Feng Wuli said that he didn't drink much, in fact he only drank three glasses including the one he drank for her.

"I didn't drink much." Xie Jieshu almost lost consciousness and was still holding on.

Feng Wuli asked Chifu to help her sit there.

"I, I want to go to the bathroom." She even got up crookedly, but fortunately, the store manager stretched out her arms and hugged her.

With a stern face, Chifu helped her to leave, and took a look: "There seems to be someone in the toilet."

"There are also outside. I'll go to the toilet outside."

Chifu supported her, although she had short arms and legs and was a head shorter than Xie Jieshu, but if there weren't too many people here, Chifu would be able to pick her up and send her to the toilet: "You're so drunk, What are you drinking so much for?"

"Hey, I wanted to force him to drink, but I turned into an idiot." She became a little more straightforward in front of her good sister.

Chifu immediately put on a serious face: "Why did you provoke him? I usually only fight with him, and it's only evenly matched. Occasionally there will be a winner."

(End of this chapter)