not a monster

Ye Ji slept peacefully on his lap.

This cat can sleep very hard after sleeping. Feng Wuli raised her little head, and when she let go of her head, it fell down, raised it up again, and fell down weakly. It looked like it was dead, and let him play with it at will. don't wake up.

But Feng Wuli could feel that the cat was actually awake, probably because he felt that he had deceived himself by pretending to be asleep, so he kept pretending to play.

"I found a method on the Internet to find out if the kitten is pretending to be asleep. If you put the kitten's paws in the air, if the kitten is pretending to be asleep, the paws will fall off. It won't fall, and I don't know if it's true." As he said so, he raised Ye Ji's paw.

After letting go of his hand, the cat's claw was still straight.

Feng Wuli was already laughing.

"Huh, it's actually true? It's amazing!"

He raised another paw.

Now Ye Ji lay flat on his lap, her eyes closed, her two front paws stretched out in the air.

"It seems that Xiao Ye is really asleep." He sighed, pulling Ye Ji's limbs into the air.

This is a very stupid stupid cat.

Feng Wuli lifted her up, put her on the table, and arranged it so that she could stand upright. During the whole process, Ye Ji followed the principle of "a sleeping kitten will not retract its hands", so it can be like a toy. The same, with closed eyes being irrationally manipulated into various poses by the wind.

He smiled and took a bunch of photos, and even recorded a video, which he sent to Wang Xilou who went back to cook.

Wang Xilou: What happened to her?
Wang Xilou: stay/
Feng Wuli: pretending to sleep

He put away the phone, and put Ye Ji, whose limbs were stiff, back into his arms, but the cat's limbs were still facing the sky, so he could only say: "Okay, it seems that he really fell asleep, put it back."

Then Ye Ji obediently took back the four cat paws.

During this period, her eyes were closed, and no one knew that she was actually pretending to be asleep!Who would have thought that a kitten of hers would have tricked a human by pretending to be asleep!

After a while she rubbed her eyes and meowed.

Feng Wuli looked down at her.

She said, "It's unreasonable, we all fell asleep just now."

"So that's it. I just did a test and found that Xiao Ye was indeed asleep."

"What test did you do?" She looked forward to listening to him.

Feng Wuli rubbed the kitten's head, smiled and told her what happened just now, just talking, the cat would laugh 'kukuku'.

"What are you laughing at?" Feng Wuli expressed his confusion.

"I didn't laugh, Kukuku, it's unreasonable for you to continue talking about why you couldn't wake me up just now."

Feng Wuli looked puzzled, "Is there something Xiaoye is hiding from me? Did you just pretend to be asleep?"

"Kukuku! We don't have one!"

The rain has a tendency to get bigger and bigger.

Po Nu holds Feng Wuli's mobile phone, and sits with her legs crossed to beat the king in the rest area next to the door. She talked a lot just now, and she hasn't stopped talking. Since then, she has kept her mouth shut and her brows are tightly furrowed. It can be inferred from the appearance that the situation in the canyon is no better than people.

"Monkey, turn on the mic, and your father will talk to you! And mage, do you have a room in the middle road? You live there and this is it? Can't you support? On the road, there are four heads in 6 minutes for the second master, and I will send you a canyon lift Money machine..."

As a result, the monkey really opened the wheat.

It was actually the voice of a cute girl:

"I'm not very good at calling, sorry, I'll call my boyfriend."

Hearing this soft voice, Po Nu fell back strategically.

It turned out to be a girl.

Why do you feel that you are wrong?

She coughed to cover up her embarrassment: "My sister's Mandarin is pretty standard."

Another mic: "I let my husband play too."

Even Guan Erye is also a girl!

The sorcerer didn't turn on the mic, but typed and said in the teammate channel, which roughly meant that her boyfriend was here instead.

Po Nu frowned suddenly.

After that, their operations did become a lot better, faintly worthy of her, a 30-star king, but why is she so upset?

Make it look like no one has a man yet!

My man is playing games with guns and guns, and he gets critical strikes!

As for why I didn't scold the most deceitful support after scolding for a while, it's because Zhang Fei, a clumsy support, is being controlled by the ruler at the side. She doesn't know how to play this game, but she has seen Po Nu play Many times, she still knows exactly what to do.

Although the shop manager of Chifu just did a lot of dog crawling, but after all, he begged her for a long time before she agreed to play with him. Po slave is not easy to scold, so he took Houzihong and told her:
"Go, protect me, let's steal the tower."

"Oh." The shop manager Chifu concentrated his attention and followed slowly.

The two little sisters huddled in the rest area by the door.

The posture of holding the mobile phone is similar.

Feng Wuli clicked on the wechat group of the anime club,
I found that they were all discussing the bw team building tomorrow, and those who went tomorrow would pick up a dragon. After all, it was the only club I signed up for. Feng Wuli also ordered a solitaire. By the way, I asked them how the cos process was done. He is a Xiaobai in this area wants to ask the boss for advice.

The president of the animation club is an ambitious woman, determined to lead the animation club to the throne of the largest club in Hunan University this year. As a topic, it has always surpassed other clubs. The number of beauties and handsome men is even higher than that of street dance clubs, national flag guards, drama There are even more clubs, and the Hunan University Animation Club is only one chance away from being completely out of the circle.

So this time participating in bw, she is also planning to lead a group of team members to perform, and when the time comes, she will shoot a video and send it to station B.

Then ten million plays, one million likes, and tens of thousands of comments!

Mr. President: @风无理, oh?you come up with c?i can lend you c suit

Feng Wuli: It's not me, it's my friend
Feng Wuli: Do you have many C suits?
President: This is what I make at home

President: Have you heard of Fox House?I used to be in charge of the anime sky in Junsha, but I have switched to the Internet in the past few years, and it is the largest cosplay costume prop in the local area.
The wind is irrational: shocked/
President: If you come out with the club, I can rent it to you for free

President: how is it?
Feng Wuli:囧/
Feng Wuli: Then I'd better buy it myself. If it's local, can it arrive tonight?
President: Forget it, I’d better lend it to you, but I want your friend to take some photos for me when the time comes

President: I will send you the link, see if you can think of anything

President: Hurry up, my uncle will deliver it at [-]:[-] tonight
Feng Wuli sent a thank you emoji, the president seemed to be very sorry for his cosplay, Feng Wuli asked her why she wanted to cosplay so much.

She bluntly said: because you are handsome

President: I am familiar with all the handsome guys in the club!
Feng Wuli made another embarrassment.

A lot of people in the group made booing, but this president is obviously a heroine among girls, he will not be shy when he is booed, and even molested other people who dare to boo her, let a certain monster wash his body and wait for her to be lucky tonight , She also asked Feng Wuli if he needed a make-up girl. He could bring his friends who are going to cosplay to their club activity room tomorrow. They have a professional make-up girl who can help repair the fake hair even if it is not trimmed. Everyone will go cosplay tomorrow. Those who go to the comic exhibition can take a companion together.

Feng Wuli said to look at the situation.

Feng Wuli: However, I heard that the recent comic exhibitions are not safe

Feng Wuli: It seems that several people have been to bw, and I don’t know why they fell into a coma

17 Chinese Medicine Zhen Meili: No way?I never heard of it
17 Shangying Niu Touren: No, people who like Two-dimensional are good people

Mr. President: Huh?Where did the news come from?
Feng Wuli realizes that these news may be analyzed by the company itself.

It is not good for him to send all the pictures that Director Yang sent him, and it is impossible for him to tell them not to go because he got some news because of chasing the wind, so he had to vaguely say that it was some gossip, saying that he A few friends went to bw a few days ago, and now they don't know how to get into the hospital.

In short, let them be more careful, go outside, the heart of defense is indispensable
President: It doesn't matter, I will make a move
President: Let's see who dares to bully the cub I brought out
There are a bunch of grotesques below, both women and men.

Feng Wuli smiled, and then clicked on the link sent to him by the president. It was a Taobao website. It seemed that he wanted to tell her what he liked, and someone would send it over tonight.

Hey, there are so many types, you can find almost all the popular characters in recent years.

Assortment of things to see——

Feng Wuli just thought it was funny.

In the end, he chose two sets of different world reincarnation that were particularly popular two years ago. There are two twin characters in it, one with blue hair and the other with pink hair. Back then, they were often screened. "If true love has color, Then it must be blue', the main thing - the character wears a maid outfit.

Private chat sent to the president.

Animation Club President: Huh?Do you want two sets?
Feng Wuli: Can I?My friend just happens to be twins
Animation Club President: No problem!
Feng Wuli: Thank you sir
President of the Animation Club: Wait a minute and pick it up at the school gate at [-]:[-]

Unreasonable wind: OK
In fact, he was already bubbling with beauty in his heart. As for how to persuade Wang Xilou to wear a maid outfit, he said that he was working for him, that this was a task assigned to him by Director Yang, and hoped that Master would cooperate with him well. Baby apprentices are as persistent and serious as homework and homework.

It's really not good, the big deal is blowing the wind on the pillow tonight, Wang Xilou has always been soft on the ears.

As for the other—

"Po slave, accompany me to the manga exhibition tomorrow."

"Ah, oh." She was still busy pushing the tower.

"Wear a maid outfit."

"Ok!"

Life is so unpretentious. (end of this chapter)