not a monster

Chapter 420 Demon Spirit Network

More people came to take photos with Wang Xilou and Po Nu than expected, one after another without stopping, and among them were monsters living in the human world.

"Lord Wang Xilou, I, I want..." A little monster with antlers was holding a camera and hesitated.

"I understand, I understand, let's take a group photo, right? Come over here." Wang Xilou waved his hand, looking helpless, but actually he felt secretly happy.

When she thought of that day, her precious disciple looked at the smelly monkey with a look of admiration and asked for photos and autographs, etc., she felt a haze in her heart. Look, she, Wang Xilou, has a lot of people who admire her so much, come on People are lining up to take photos with her!

Look!Master is actually very powerful!
Wang Xilou looked for him as a traitor everywhere, and just happened to see Feng Wuli over there was looking at him all the time. After the two met their eyes, he hadn't started to pretend to be aggressive yet. It made her feel annoyed, as if he had completely seen through her little trick.

She bared her teeth at him from a distance.

Feng Wuli shook his head helplessly, indicating that he had no intention of joking at all.

There was a dangerous look in her eyes, and she stretched out her hand in the air and made a flip-flop motion, which was very threatening.

Feng Wuli couldn't help but made a fussy move.

Wang Xilou immediately acted as if something had hit his forehead. He hissed and covered his forehead. However, this was not an act, but he really felt like something hit his forehead.

Po Nu stood next to Wang Xilou with his back to this side, talking to the deer lady monster who had just taken a photo, and touching her head. His smile was as warm as the warm sun in winter. Xiaolu Niang looks like a middle school student and wears gorgeous Hanfu.

She looked at such a gentle Master Po Nu, her face turned red and hot.

Then I heard Po Nu say: "It's two hundred for a photo, and it's still cash when you scan the QR code."

Little Deer Girl's eyes suddenly widened: "Ah!? Two hundred can actually take a group photo!"

"Eh?" Po Nu didn't keep up with this brain circuit a little bit.

Xiaolu Niang rummaged through her bag and took out a wallet. Po Nu watched him open the wallet. Inside were several bank cards that looked very distinguished, but the bank cards obviously did not support them. It was within the payment method Po Nu said, so she opened the mezzanine.

The money inside wasn't cash either.

It was several melon seeds—the kind made of gold.

"Master Ponu, the little demon has no cash, can you use this to pay?" Xiaolu Niang looked at her expectantly.

Po Nu couldn't help but fell silent, coughed, and asked: "You little monster, where did you get so much money?"

She was a little shy: "Yes, it was the little demon who saved a human before. After we got together for a long time, he told me that he wanted to marry me, and I also liked him..."

"Ouch, I like him~"

"Master Ponu!" Little Lu Niang was shy.

"I'm not laughing at you anymore! A modern version of the classic story, this is the president on the list!"

"No, although A Cheng studied abroad, he studied painting and did not know how to do business... But our son started a business, and later they managed it very well. Now Xiao Yao's fourth generation grandson is very rich. I give Xiaoyao a lot of pocket money every month."

Po Nu pondered and asked, "How many photos do you want to take? I'll give you a discount."

"Thank you, Ponu-sama!"

"Should be."

"Can Xiaoyao add Mr. Wang Xilou's WeChat account?"

"This will cost more."

She took out another handful of golden melon seeds from her small bag, with a pious expression on her face: "Please don't be too little, Mr. Ponu."

"Okay! By the way, you can't tell Wang Xilou or that handsome man over there about this, you know?" Po Nu had a bad conscience, so he only took one in the end, but it was estimated to be nearly ten thousand. .

"The little demon understands."

"sensible!"

"..."

It's a mixed bag here, and it's inevitable to encounter discordant people.

A man who was doing a live broadcast in the venue with a selfie stick, his eyes suddenly lit up when he saw twin sisters Wang Xilou and Po Nu, and he kept pointing the selfie stick at them.

Being glared at by Po Nu, he didn't know how to restrain himself. He smiled playfully and told them that he was doing a live broadcast and asked them to say hello to their friends in the live broadcast room.

"You asked your grandma to greet you, get out!" Po Nu couldn't bear it, he was never used to idiots.

"Let's make friends. Look, there are 5000 people watching in my live broadcast room. Holy shit! It's already [-] people, and it's still going up. Isn't Brother Diao's live broadcast room going to exceed [-] today? Can't you see his face clearly? Yes. Look at your face! Brother Diao will make arrangements immediately!"

This man didn't know how to advance or retreat at all, as if he was in a daze.

In his opinion, the pair of twins in front of him are simply traffic passwords, but whether he should say it or not, their appearance is really top-notch, no wonder the old perverts in the live broadcast room are screaming.

In his opinion, everyone is just pretending to be out there to play. As we all know, this circle is very chaotic, and there are a lot of fools to protect it. Those who protect their reputation just don’t have the capital to play. There is a meme on the Internet called He was overjoyed after listening to "Warm men volleying behind dogs".

So when he looked at Wang Xilou and the others, it was more like looking at two expensive items. Even though he knew that he probably didn't have the capital for such high-end goods, he might as well let him look at him with the complacency of thinking that he was also the bidder. and having a high opinion of oneself.

This kind of behavior is just to make your own self-esteem less uncomfortable by slandering and belittling other good things.

When Feng Wuli noticed it, he went there, and halfway there, he saw two men in suits and leather shoes stepping ahead of him, dragging the crazy anchor away.

The anchor kept howling and scolding the two people who were dragging him, but when the two double-door refrigerators glanced at him, his howling was more like the cry of a chick.

At this time, the live broadcast directly exploded.

What kind of person is this anchor who is called Silly Diao in the live broadcast room? In fact, they all know that he has done a lot of disgusting things.But the Internet is such a mess, and sometimes black and red are also red.

As can be seen from the content of the live broadcast, this silly mink first met a pair of beautiful twin girls who dared to show up naked at the comic exhibition, but their appearance still surpassed most Internet celebrities. Later, they were dragged away by the bodyguards who were suspected of being twin beautiful girls. .

Who is a nice person who goes to a comic convention with two bodyguards with double-door refrigerator figures?
All of a sudden, the live broadcast room was wildly speculating on the identity of the two people. Some eldest ladies, rich ladies of the group, and others came out.

Being spoiled, Wang Xilou and Po Nu stopped taking photos with the remaining fans and came over to their school club. Also coming with them was the little deer demon. Feng Wuli listened to their chat. Those two The man in the suit seems to be the bodyguard of this little deer demon.

He suddenly felt strange. This was the first time he saw a monster who could live so well in modern society and actually have bodyguards. This was probably the same as the life of a noble family with a few attendants when they went out in the past. In modern society, I wonder if such a life is too exaggerated, but it is actually the norm for those with noble status.

Then I heard Po Nu say that her great-great-grandson is now the big boss.

And it's so big, this convention and exhibition center was voted by their family.

"I've met Lord Feng Wuli." The little deer demon obviously knew him and was very reserved in front of him. Feng Wuli couldn't tell at all that this was the grandma of the great ancestor, she was obviously just a little girl.

"It's good for you, and you don't need to call me sir."

They walked to the club's base camp. The president of the animation club recognized at a glance that the clothes on Wang Xilou and Po Nu were the two sets she had lent them. Looking at the freshman Ma Zai again, he was right!
She said directly: "Hi beauty!"

Feng Wuli couldn't help but say: "You are in such good condition, why do you insist on seeing a beautiful woman look like a pig?"

President Loli said: "I must have been a man in my previous life!" She also saw the little girl next to Wang Xilou. In line with the principle of not letting go of beauties, she made another poss: "Hey beauty!"

The little deer demon looked at her, his face turned slightly red, and he nodded: "Hello."

"You look familiar to me, beauty. Where have I seen you before?" Feng Wuli felt that this president was really greasy.

"No, I've never seen it before."

"Your antlers look so cool."

"Well, this is custom-made."

"Can you take it off?"

This is someone else's horn, how could it be taken off? Feng Wuli was about to change the topic when he saw the little deer girl taking off the horn on her head - it turned out that the horn was really just for decoration.

"Teacher Orange!" Suddenly, someone came to their club booth.

The president is what that person calls Teacher Chengzi. Feng Wuli discovered that although this president is a greasy lolita, he actually has really strong business skills. In addition to being good at home dancing, he is actually a big star in the painting section of Station B. Master, and one of the few with over a million fans.

The booth of their Hunan University club sold her paintings, which were from some popular dramas. Feng Wuli glanced at them. The paintings were very soft and delicate, and the painting style was a bit like a Jeep.

Both Wang Xilou and Xiaolu Niang thought the painting was very impressive.

In fact, for an outsider like Wang Xilou, a place like Comic Exhibition doesn't offer any fun. It's full of people dressed in weird costumes. Some funny costumes can make her laugh, but they don't. I know all kinds of online memes, I don’t have any favorite anime characters, and I’m not interested in all kinds of popular game derivatives and various peripherals.

Wang Xilou thinks that she just looks at what her apprentice is interested in, and tries to accept or understand it. It doesn’t matter if she can’t understand it, and she won’t say frustrating words like ‘so boring’, and even keep asking ‘is this What? ''What are you doing over there? 'Come and let the apprentice quote the scriptures and talk about it.

"Of course you can't say that. It's not that our country can't produce good animation works now, but..."

Boys, if they talk about some topics that interest them, they will easily become like this.

Wang Xilou looked at him with a smile and listened to what he said. He felt that as a master who had always been full of dignity in front of his disciples, he should be able to get full marks as his girlfriend now.

But soon, she saw Po Nu taking a can of cookies, saying that she could get it for free by playing a game over there.

When he heard the word "free", Wang Xilou's face suddenly turned pale. "I'll go take a look." She said from behind as if following Feng Wuli, "Just warm up a pot of wine, and you'll be back as soon as you go."

The maid outfit looks like a battle robe.

Later, just like going to the wet market to listen to the propaganda and receive free eggs, Aunt Wang was quickly shocked by the intensity of free prostitution at this comic exhibition, although things like pillows, keychains, and hanging paintings seemed to have no practical significance.

But this thing is a waste of money!Do you understand what free means? !

Just wanting to have sex for free is not completely difficult. Usually you have to do other people's tasks, or go on stage to answer questions and perform. Feng Wuli watched Wang Xilou, Po Nu, and the little deer girl get together, and the three of them came together. Face ponders what a certain game wants them to do.

Feng Wuli sighed and said to Wang Xilou, "I'm going to see if Director Yang and the others want to help. You can just hang around here for now."

After all, he was thin-skinned, and he was embarrassed to fish and get paid, so he took a look and headed in a certain direction.

There were employees of Tonglian Company at the entrance and exit of the venue. Sitting with a table, Feng Wuli felt a familiar spirit. It seemed that there were many staff who were suspected of being whistle-blowers. Finally, at a corner on the second floor of the exhibition, he saw A middle-aged man with a big belly was taking a photo with a scantily clad bunny girl.

It turns out that he is not the only one fishing.

Director Yang also noticed him, coughed, thanked the young lady, and asked him in a low voice, "What are you doing here?"

"How can I help?" Feng Wuli said to him and smiled politely at the young lady.

"Ahem! That was just a disguise. The other party must have known that we were entering. If we deliberately look for it, they will hide."

"Have you caught it yet?"

"We parked three signal trucks outside the exhibition. The signal covered by the mobile base station indicates that the other party has come in, but the wide coverage is destined to be inaccurate. The crowd in this place is mixed, so our employees need to use small signal vehicles to carpet the area. Search, the search range is about 20 meters, but it has been half an hour now... This grandson is quite good at hiding."

"Can't we control all the monsters and practitioners in the venue and investigate them one by one?"

"When has the company ever done such a tyrannical thing?"

"Give me an annunciator."

Director Yang gave him the same thing hanging in his pants: "Be careful not to break it. The seventh generation just came out, it's very expensive."

"How does this thing work?"

"When this light is on, it means working status. When the row of lights below is on, it means the target is close. The more lights on, the closer it is. Oh, by the way, it is best not to get close to Mr. Wang Xilou. Her sense of presence is too strong. This If things are close to Mr. Wang Xilou, the signal will be interfered."

"Well, that's fine, if you meet me, I'll catch you."

It was very suitable for Feng Wuli to continue fishing.

When he returned, Wang Xilou had already brought large and small bags of things. Others came to visit the exhibition, but she came to purchase goods.

He watched from a distance and saw that people kept coming to take photos with Wang Xilou.

Wang Xilou asked Ponu and Xiaolu to continue their prostitution business, leaving the fans who were attracted by his personality to be dealt with by himself.

"Master Wang Xilou is so cute! I really want to take him away!" a female goblin said excitedly.

"I heard that Mr. Wang Xilou is also here. Go over there and have a look!"

"He's still wearing a maid uniform. Is that really the terrifying immortal in the legend?"

Wang Xilou felt strange about the sudden swarm of monsters and practitioners, and asked, "How did you know I was here?" Why did it seem that they suddenly swarmed over.

A little girl took out her mobile phone and said, "Does Mr. Wang Xilou know about the Demon Spirit Network?"

"What?" She crossed her chest.

"It's a website that can only be seen by monsters and practitioners. There are many posts in it. There was just a post about your appearance at Junsha BW Comic Exhibition. It was upvoted, and everyone came here!"

"Let me see."

The little monster handed her the mobile phone in his hand. Wang Xilou looked at it with vacant eyes - Oops!It really is.

See how you discuss yourself below.

It was nothing more than words of praise. Wang Xilou couldn't hold back the corners of her mouth when she looked at it, but after all, the fans were by her side, and she wanted to maintain her image of a respected, calm and gentle person. Out of the corner of her eye, she glanced at the The little goblin, looking at the phone, nodded pretendingly.

There was another post that was pinned to the top. She looked at it, and the title was quite bold—Information and Strength List of Local Immortals.

"Does your website even have information about immortals?" Wang Xilou asked.

The little fairy said: "The information may not be accurate. Some of the information about the elusive immortals cannot be verified. However, new information will be updated immediately. Sir Wang Xilou, your information has just been updated, and everyone is very fond of immortals." Worship and discussion of immortals have always been high in the world of monsters."

Wang Xilou showed no emotion or anger, and nodded: "Good."

Click in and take a look. Just those crooked melons and rotten dates, what grade they are on, the same list as yourself!
Ranked first in strength - Wang Xilou.

The corners of my mouth could no longer be suppressed.

"Ahem, the person who compiled the list has a high opinion of me."

"This list was made by the website administrator, who is a company employee, so the list has high credibility!"

Wang Xilou shook his head: "It's just a false name..."

See how she analyzes herself line by line!
There was also a picture accompanying the photo. She couldn't help but frown when she saw the photo. It was actually her dressed in a maid outfit.

Bad my high personality!

Further down the scroll, there are some other fairies and human beings, most of them have photos, and those who didn’t leave photos also have portraits, but there is no exception - why do their photos look so awesome! ?

When I saw Qingdi, he was wearing a wife's attire and looked like an immortal.Did she know that this old man was obviously dressed like an old farmer all day long? When she saw the Kitchen King, sitting in the palace, holding his chin in a cynical and domineering manner, he looked like a handsome man, and his black-and-gold-rimmed crown resembled that of a monarch. She I almost vomited.Looking at Monkey Sun, it is even more outrageous. He wears a purple and gold seven-star crown, walks on lotus root silk, wears chain-locked golden armor, and holds a wishful golden hoop in his hand.

A staged shot, definitely a staged shot!

Obviously, each of the photos below looks more showy and domineering than the last, and each one looks more mysterious than the last, and then she herself - in a maid outfit!

……

Too many monsters suddenly poured in, and the interference to the signal became more and more serious. Feng Wuli went over and asked Director Yang what was going on. Director Yang also showed him the post, which was from a little deer monster and Wang Xilou. The group photo was posted on that forum and was pushed to the top.

Feng Wuli looked at the fairy information post and saw that Wang Xilou's photo was replaced by her cosplay photo from today. She couldn't help but laugh. She was so shameless, and she didn't know what her reaction would be when she saw it.

Junshaben is one of the places where monsters gather, and the number of monsters rushing over quickly exceeded two or three hundred.

There are two or three hundred monsters gathered in one venue, and the interference to the signal is getting stronger and stronger, and the range that their signal devices can work is also sharply reduced.

Director Yang wiped his sweat and prepared to send more people over.

Feng Wuli felt that it was difficult for him to fish.

The exhibition was very big, but after such a blanket search, the other party was not found. They originally thought it was a turtle in a urn, but the turtle was obviously slipperier than they all thought. The signal car outside the exhibition showed that the other party was inside the exhibition, but Nearly 30 of them searched like this for a long time, but still couldn't find each other.

From morning to afternoon, I was busy.

Seeing that the sun is about to go down.

There is still no progress in the search.

He returned to the club, where Wang Xilou, Po Nu and the little deer demon were helping the president sell drawing books. Wang Xilou saw him coming back and asked, "How is it? Is it done?"

Feng Wuli shook his head and said, "No, but after all, I am only a temporary worker and I don't have to take responsibility. I told Director Yang to go back first."

"Ang! It's time to go. Xie Jieshu called us three times in half an hour, scolding us for leaving the stall to her for a whole day and not knowing she would come back."

"I'm so tired, let me sit down for a while."

Wang Xilou stood up and gave her seat to him, sharing with him her whole day's trophies, which were all dazzling. Among them, the one that made her show off the most was an automatic melon seed peeler. She said it was amazing, just put the melon seeds on it, and then Turn - the melon seeds will fall out from the exit!

Wang Xilou called it a magic weapon, the person who invented this automatic peeler is really a fucking talent!

Although this machine has a fatal flaw - it can only peel one melon seed at a time.

Po Nu laughed at her, she had to put the melon seeds in, and she had to hold the handle at the back and turn it around, she couldn't peel it as fast as she could.

Wang Xilou said that she couldn't get the prize, so she said the grapes were sour when she couldn't eat grapes.

The two of them were chattering and arguing in Feng Wuli's ears. However, he had long been used to a bunch of women in the room noisy every day, and his immune system was also full. He just turned to look at the one next to him who was reading the president's drawing book. Little Deer Girl, the other party looked at her very seriously.

She noticed Feng Wuli's gaze, raised her head, and asked a little cautiously: "Lord Feng Wuli, what's the matter?"

Feng Wuli thought for a while and said, "You should be the one we are looking for, right?"

　Although the update has been off for a few days, the number of days this month is getting closer to [-]. Songzi is so diligent.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)