not a monster

"What are we eating today?"

"I stewed eel, stir-fried pork loin, mutton slices, and stewed turtle soup."

The more Feng Wuli listened, the more strange he became: "Why are they all aphrodisiacs?"

"This is not just to supplement your health because you have been weak recently."

"Where did I get weak?" He felt confused.

Wang Xilou was holding a food box in both hands. Hearing this, he looked at him strangely: "Aren't you weak? Then you run to the rooftop every day and can't come back to sleep."

"I'm just going to practice, okay?"

She had a small expression on her face as if she still had this matter, and waved her hand: "What a shame! Who is this guy who leaves his beautiful wife alone in an empty room every day and goes to the balcony to meditate? Master thought you had something to hide."

Feng Wuli was speechless and gave her a roll of his eyes to let her understand. Wang Xilou laughed and stopped teasing him. However, this silly boy was really like a stubborn donkey. He said he wanted to practice seriously and just focused on practicing day by day. , the absence of the big pillow made her uncomfortable, and when the young man was really angry, she, as the master, must guide him well.

"No wonder Po Nu has such a personality. Sometimes I find you are more anxious than men." Feng Wuli was speechless.

"You're not impatient, you're sultry." Wang Xilou poked him in the waist.

"Who is calling my girl's name?" Po Nu finished washing his hands and walked over.

"Eat, eat." Feng Wuli was too lazy to care about this living treasure.

"I just heard it, why are you calling me?"

"Well, he said you were impatient."

She looked confused: "Isn't this known to everyone?"

After washing her hands, Po Nu did not shake off the water on her hands, but secretly wiped them on Wang Xilou's clothes. Wang Xilou slapped him away angrily, but she smiled and didn't mind, snatched the food box from her hand, and asked, "What are you going to eat today?" What?"

"Braised eel, fried pork loin, mutton slices, turtle soup."

Po Nu groaned, looked at the back of Feng Wuli who was setting up the small table over there, and then glanced at Wang Xilou with a deep look. He said with a heavy face: "That's it, we are all sisters. I will take your place tonight in this calamity." Accept it and won’t do it again.”

"Get out of here."

Po Nu looked disdainful: "With your fighting power, you can cry and scream in ten minutes, and you still want to increase your intensity."

Naturally, Wang Xilou was not afraid of her. He sneered and said in a strange tone, "I don't know who it is. He keeps blaring his little mouth all day long. When he lies there, he looks like a dead person. Oops, I still have that day to shoot." Here’s the video, let me see what happens…”

"You pervert! Are you secretly filming me?"

"What kind of candid photo? I took it openly and openly from the side! Look who is this white-haired person covering his face, with his whole body collapsed and stiff?"

"Give me the phone!"

"Disciple, look at this, I'm almost laughing to death."

"Woman, you are playing with fire." Po Nu rushed to grab her phone. Two identical beautiful women were fighting each other. Feng Wuli seemed to be unable to see anything and his eyes were empty.

Is this something that can be compared? Wang Xilou was obviously very shy about these things in the past. When Po Nu teased him, he would blush and say in a panic: "Why are you talking about this? Is this allowed to be said?" But now, it's just as if the disguise has been torn off. Same, even if he fights with Po Nu, he won't fall behind.

Feng Wuli didn't understand what these two were thinking at all. The great cultivator who was obviously looked up to by the world was no different from the aunt at the entrance of the village when he quarreled with Po Nu, that is, she didn't say bad words, but that yin and yang face could make people mad to death. , women are indeed terrible creatures.

When Wanwan and Chifu came over after washing their hands, they stopped arguing. Chifu felt that the atmosphere was not right, so she looked at the three of them doubtfully, but none of them said anything, which made her even more confused.

Forget it, the food tonight is so rich.

The little girl showed off two big bowls.

After she finished eating, her face was shiny, she wiped her mouth, coughed twice, and when she saw the people at the table looking at her, she announced:

"I know where to go. Let's go back to our hometown in Huaiqing the day after tomorrow. My uncle's partridge factory needs to be rebuilt. Let's go back and help him work."

She didn't forget that the family's plan to go out for fun a few days ago fell on her. She thought about it for several nights and didn't know where to have fun. She happened to see the family group uncle on Wang Xilou's phone saying that he wanted to flip partridge. Quchang Factory, then they can just go back to help, and Huaiqing's hometown is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the scenery is good, so why can't it be considered tourism. Chifu clenched his little fists and couldn't help but praise his own wit.

Feng Wuli said: "My uncle's Partridge Factory is about to be renovated. It's time to renovate it. I felt bad when I saw those asbestos tiles when I went back last time."

"I have no objection." Wang Xilou said.

"Go ahead, I'm good at scraping putty." Classmate Ponu agreed with both hands.

"You can still putty on it?" Feng Wuli didn't believe it.

"I can do it." Wang Xilou said with an air of dignity, "There's nothing Master can't do in the countryside. During the Chinese New Year, Master even helped your uncle kill the New Year pig."

Also, an old woman who has lived for eight hundred years must have a lot of life experience. Feng Wuli admitted that Wang Xilou knew many things. Apart from not being good at reading and studying, she was proficient in all eighteen martial arts.

"Then it's settled. I'll go back to my hometown in Huaiqing the day after tomorrow. By the way, let's talk to my uncle first."

After dinner, when the flow of people in the flower shop subsided a little, Feng Wuli liked to go for a walk with Wang Xilou. Unfortunately, the Xiangjiang River no longer passes here. They used to walk along the riverside, but now they go to the mall to buy something. Sometimes Go for a walk in the park. Wang Xilou likes to look for those wild mandarin ducks in the park, and then takes Feng Wuli to take a peek, as if there is something serious.

"As soon as it rains, autumn will come."

"It's only October." Feng Wuli held her hand.

Wang Xilou was looking around, searching for wild mandarin ducks. Unfortunately, it had rained and everything was wet. The young couple must not be stupid. She felt a little regretful and turned to look at him:

"It's been almost two months since school started. How is college?"

"That's it, what else can be done."

"Other people say that college is like a big dye vat. It is different from elementary school and middle school. After entering college and following the colorful world, girls will become more colorful. Tell me honestly, have you peeked at other people in school? girl?"

"Are you jealous?"

"Master is a traditional woman. If you have another woman who likes you, Master must make it bigger."

"What kind of tradition is this?"

"Hey, is college fun?"

"It's a bit boring. It's just classes. It's more boring than high school. I keep asking what are you going to do in college?"

"You used to tell Master when you came back from school what happened today and what fun things you had, but now you don't tell me anymore."

"...That's a matter of kindergarten."

"is it?"

The two of them had already walked to a relatively remote place. Wang Xilou walked in front of him. Feng Wuli knew what she wanted to do. He put his arms around Master. She looked up at him, pursed her lips and seemed to think of something funny. , the two of them didn’t plan to do anything here, they just wanted to hug each other in a quiet environment.

Wang Xilou said: "Are you a little fatter?"

"Have it?"

"Yes, my waist feels a little thicker."

"I haven't weighed myself in a long time. It won't be 150."

"Smells like sweat, stinky man."

"Then you have to hug me again."

"I'll hold you for a while and then go back. Master doesn't want to be treated like a wild mandarin duck by others."

The two chatted for a while, then finished charging each other and left slowly. Wang Xilou said he wanted to go back and test his recent practice results.

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I’ve passed the exam, but I’m not good at it. I’m preparing to find a job and graduate. I can’t guarantee updates until my life is stable. Guo ba na se orz (end of this chapter)