not a monster

Chapter 450 I have eyes on my back

Xie Jieshu took a bath for half an hour, and then it was Feng Wuli's turn to go in. He came out in three minutes, wiping her hair, wearing big pants, and her upper body was naked, with clothes in her hands.

Xie Jieshu took a second look.

Feng Wuli followed her gaze and looked at her, and she flicked her tongue, deliberately saying in a rogue tone: "Nice figure."

"You put your underwear in the wash basin after you changed it, but I just washed it for you."

"You! Pervert!"

Xie Jieshu hurried back to the bathroom.

Wang Xilou, who was playing Landlords on the sofa, looked shocked: "You can also wash clothes?" God, when has he washed anything in more than ten years?

"You lied to her. Who told her to throw her clothes around every time she changed them?"

Feng Wuli felt that the moisture on his body was almost dry, so he put some clothes on his head casually, and then sat next to her next to Wang Xilou.

Just bounce it away from her.

The Master made a sound, and used Wang Biao's hand with a slip. He was so angry that he grabbed his arm with one hand and gave him a series of slaps on the shoulder with the other hand:

"Squeeze me, you! Isn't your butt so big? If you don't sit in such a big seat, I will squeeze your master every day!"

Feng Wuli, who had received a beating, didn't feel any pain or itching. He sat there motionless, watching Po Nu cross-legged in front of him playing some soul-based game, as if he didn't even realize that Wang Xilou was treating him to a good old punch next to him.

Laughing to death, I don’t know who it was that bullied him like this every day when he was young, but now he is just reaping the consequences.

He picked up the mobile phone she put aside and said, "Okay, didn't you play for a long time today? I still have two thousand beans."

"What the hell! Give it to me!"

"I'm just having fun."

"Master Wang Zha is all gone." It was rare to have such a good hand, so the more I thought about it, the angrier I became, so I punched him again.

Feng Wuli leaned back on the sofa, lifted the angry master up, and sat in front of him. His chin rested on the soft crook of her neck, and his arms were wrapped around her shoulders and placed in front of her.

"It will win."

"If you can't win, I'll give you my mobile phone to play with." She knew that her apprentice's account had hundreds of thousands of Dou Zhu.

"...No."

Wang Xilou leaned up in his arms and dwarfed, hitting his chin with a Heavenly Spirit Cap impact.

Feng Wuli almost bit his tongue.

Xie Jieshu came out of the bathroom and saw the two people leaning together with disgust on her face. She just felt that Wang Xilou was hopeless. If the man was good, it would only affect the speed of her making money.

He really won this game of Landlords. Feng Wuli sighed, "It's too easy. They are all low-scoring games. There's no point in winning."

I am so proud of him. Wang Xilou feels that this apprentice has become really annoying when he grows up, is stinky and narcissistic, and is not as cute as he was when he was a child.

"Help me fight." She said calmly.

How could Feng Wuli refuse to agree? Then he opened another round and easily won again. In the end, it was doubled to more than two hundred times. Due to the fact that the player himself had few beans, he did not win much.

Then he kept winning more and losing less, and soon he had more than 30,000 beans, which confused Wang Xilou.

She always thought that there were so many beans in Feng Wuli's boat because he beat more beans than she did, but now it seemed that wasn't the case.

"How did you do it? Why do you keep winning, while I always win and lose."

"lucky."

"What's going on? Come on, teacher."

"Remember the cards." Feng Wuli said helplessly.

"what?"

"There are only 54 cards in total. If you remember what cards the other party has played, you can analyze what cards the other two players have."

"..."

Wang Xilou didn't understand, but she had a feeling in the dark that if she asked any more, she would be humiliating herself, so she nodded as if she understood, and said, "Go on, give it to me again." Get some beans.”

As he spoke, he raised his neck and slapped him in the face.

No matter how many times he was kissed like this by Master, it would always make people's blood boil. Feng Wuli suddenly remembered that when he was a child, Wang Xilou also liked to grab him and kiss his face like this. He hated it so much at the time that he warned him when he was in the third grade of elementary school. She would fall out with her if she kissed him again.

Now that I think about it, I was really stupid. He stretched out his other cheek.

Wang Xilou rewarded him again.

Feng Wuli turned his face towards him again.

There was no way, who was her heart treasure, Wang Xilou went up to him and rewarded him with another one.

"I have eyes on my back!" Po Nu suddenly said.

Although she didn't see any movement behind them, she suddenly stopped talking. She could guess what the two people were doing with her buttocks.

Feng Wuli coughed and fired another round of Landlords. After Po Nu finished beating the lion ape, he put down the controller and ran over, hugged Feng Wuli's face and asked, "Where did she kiss you just now?"

"No, we have been playing games, you ask her."

Wang Xilou in his arms also nodded.

"Don't say yes!"

So Po Nu hugged Feng Wuli's face and kissed her seventeen or eighteen times, and then the next...

"I'm not sick, why are you kissing me!?"

Po Nu was driven to take a shower by Wang Xilou with slippers, wiping his mouth with satisfaction as he walked.

When she came out from the shower, the two masters and apprentices in the living room also returned to their rooms. It was already half past eleven, and she suddenly felt that the temperature was a bit cold. This year, the cold air seemed to come earlier than usual.

She turned off the lights in the living room with a snap, then swaggered back to the girls' dormitory, and found that Xie Jieshu was also there.

Two beauties, one big and one small, were lying on the bed playing with their mobile phones, enjoying the scenery.

"Why are you in my room? Oh, you want to sleep with me tonight?"

Chifu, who was reading a novel on the bed, said angrily: "This is obviously my room!"

This old guy likes to sleep in her bed instead of sleeping in his own room. He is not honest when sleeping, and now he is blatantly claiming that this is her room.

Po Nu was not polite to her. He kicked off his slippers and went to bed. He lifted the quilt and got into the bed. "Turn off the light, Genie, turn off the light."

An eraser was thrown at him.

Although he was very unhappy, Zao Cang turned off the light.

The room was quiet for a while.

But no one could sleep.

Po Nu was too old to be active, but with Xie Jieshu on the bed, it was too crowded, and she struggled to play games: "Shall we talk?"

No one paid attention to him, but the little angel of Hai spiritual fetus replied to her: "What are you talking about?"

"do not know."

Hailingtai and Zaofu slept in a small house transformed from a wardrobe: "She has been looking at whatever Chifu was looking at all night."

Po Nu sneered: "She is fascinated by the novel now."

"What novel?"

"Let me see..."Open the wardrobe and find a beautiful girl from another world""

Then a dissatisfied voice came from Chifu: "Give it back to me."

Hai Lingtai covered his mouth and smiled: "What a strange name."

"She just likes to read boring books like this." Po Nu became interested and asked: "By the way, Hai Lingtai, how do you wipe your butt when you go to the toilet in the wild?"

No sound came from the wardrobe.

"Hello? Are you there?"

"Hai spirit fetus?"

(End of this chapter)