not a monster

The store manager of Chifu was fighting with Po Nu. As long as it didn't affect him, Feng Wuli liked to watch women fight. It happened that he could watch it every day at home.

When Ye Ji saw it, the fight started again, and she kept moving towards the other side with her slippers in her mouth: "Chifu! Chifu uses this!"

After a while, he held a feather duster in his mouth: "Try this Chifu! Try this!"

After a while, she was pushed into the cabinet under the TV by Po Nu, and something was held outside to hold her back. Yeji kept an eye on it for a long time, but no one let her out, so Wanwan let her out after brushing her teeth. out.

"We were almost ready to come out on our own just now."

This cat has a tough mouth. When he came out, no one was seen in the living room. When he ran to the balcony, he found that everyone was there, as if he was worried that the peanuts would freeze to death.

The little girls were busy keeping the peanut seedlings warm. Feng Wuli had breakfast and Wang Xilou went to the store to open the door.

Wang Xilou is not so afraid of the cold this year. She wears a high-necked sweater inside and a long down jacket outside, and then a scarf. Her hair on both sides half covers her face, and her fair face looks very girlish.

After entering the elevator, she leaned toward the mirror in the elevator and pouted, looked at her eyelashes, and played with her bangs.

Although she always takes a slow shot, she will never stay in a certain era. From the fact that she looks pretty when she enters the elevator now, it can be seen that Aunt Wang is slowly assimilating into a modern queen.

She suddenly hissed, then turned to look at Feng Wuli, her face full of wisdom, and asked: "What will happen if the elevator is going down and the master is flying up in the elevator now?"

"...it will scare the security guard in the control room."

As soon as Wang Xilou thought about it, Feng Wuli laughed.

She looked at the camera, her eyes narrowed, and then she concluded: "There is no line of sight, there is no one in the monitoring room."

Feng Wuli looked like he had a toothache on his face: "It hurts when you are idle."

Her eyes widened: "If you say dirty words again, Master will slap you."

"You fly."

Wang Xilou did what he said, but in Feng Wuli's sight, Wang Xilou suddenly lifted his feet off the ground and hit the roof of the elevator with a bang, as if he had taken off on the spot and hit him. However, Aunt Wang was agile and short-sighted. He adjusted his posture in a fraction of a second, and ended up standing upside down on the top of the elevator.

"Oh! You didn't scare me to death!"

She stood on the top of the elevator with her hands on her hips. She didn't know what evil method she had used on her hair and clothes, but they didn't hang down due to the influence of gravity.

Will other girlfriends suddenly stand upside down on the roof of the elevator when they are taking the elevator with you? Feng Wuli thought it was really interesting to have a fairy girlfriend.

"As soon as Master flew up, the roof of the elevator hit Master on the head. Fortunately, I reacted quickly!"

"Come down quickly, the elevator is almost here."

"Do you want to come up and play?"

"What am I going up for? It's weird."

"Oh, let's experience it! There is a famous saying that life is about experiencing all kinds of weird things."

"You can tell yourself where the fallacy comes from."

"What do you know? Those young people who are over a hundred years old can say anything they want and it will be regarded as a famous quote. I have lived to be eight hundred years old and it is a famous quote among famous quotes!"

"No, I'm not as boring as you. Come down quickly."

"You call me master and I will come down."

Feng Wuli didn't bother to pay attention to her. Before the elevator went down to the first floor, the two masters and apprentices stood on the top of the elevator and took a group photo in front of the mirror. Feng Wuli felt that he was going to become as boring as Wang Xilou.

"How's the picture going? Master, let's see!" But before the elevator went down to the first floor, it actually stopped on the fourth floor. There was a ding and the elevator door slowly opened.

A social worker who had to catch the eight o'clock bus stood at the door of the elevator and saw two young people standing upside down on the top of the elevator. His mind was completely unable to turn around in the early morning.

Then the next second, the two people in the elevator disappeared for an instant.

"??"

"Fuck me!"

Who can tell him what that was just now? Is he dazzled? Or has he seen a ghost? ! Can't you make it to class today? !

At this time, the two masters and apprentices who had finished their crime had appeared in a deserted corner of the community. Feng Wuli said angrily: "Look at you, you must make such a fuss."

"Hey, let's go, go, go to work."

"I'm not in shape all day long."

"Oh, don't talk about Master. You just were seen by someone. Master took you away in an instant. That person will definitely think that he was dazzled! And even if you talk nonsense, no one will believe it." Wang Xilou raised his hand. Tan, still looking innocent.

"Also, I didn't even bother to talk about you last time when I was playing float with Chichifu and the others at the lake."

Wang Xilou couldn't stand this Tang Seng apprentice, so he pushed his shoulders and walked out of the community. Because of the snow, there were many people in the community early in the morning.

Although the weather was cold, everyone was in good spirits when they saw it snowing. The master and apprentice walked through the crowd in the heavy snow, with snowflakes falling all around them.

Snow fell on her apprentice's head, and she blew it away with her breath.

The snow was really heavy today, and the sun never came out. The master and the apprentice opened the store. At half past seven, the store manager Shifu arrived first. From a distance, it looked like a dumpling riding a bicycle. When he got off the Because it was so bloated, I almost fell over.

"You don't need to wear so much, right?" Feng Wuli patted the snow on her body.

"It's snowing heavily now, and there are no refugees on the roadside."

In her impression, every time it snows heavily, there will be a lot of beggars and homeless people on the roadside. She has to say that these are really good times. When it snows heavily, everyone is happy because they can make snowmen and have snowball fights.

Feng Wuli wiped the snow off her body and asked curiously: "Why is there so much snow on you?"

Chifu became angry when she mentioned this, and just as she was about to say something, a large snowball hit her on the back of the head, and the snow that Feng Wuli had just slapped was all over her body again.

"There's no point in escaping. Shop Manager Shichifu, come here and die!"

In the early morning, there was no one in the Cultural Street. From a distance, the figure of Po Nu appeared at the end of the Cultural Street. He quickly dug out a pile of snow from the ground and rolled it into a ball, showing off his provocation wildly.

Chifu couldn't bear it anymore, and she looked like she was going to fight with that little bitch, but because she was wearing too many clothes and her target was too big, Ponu's snowballs kept hitting her.

As Po Nu's best friend, Ye Ji always stands on the opposite side of Po Nu, but she is not much better than Chifu. None of the snowballs she throws hit Po Nu, and instead they are hit by Po Nu. It makes people fall on their backs.

She couldn't bear the beating anymore, so she squatted down with her head in her hands.

"Yes, you just squat here and I'll attack." Chifugi hid behind her and used her as a cover.

The Great Demon King Po Nu was smiling very proudly there, with the attitude that one man was in charge and no one could stop him.

There are more and more people in Cultural Street early in the morning. Watching a few little girls playing and having fun there, I feel that it is great to be young.

Little did he know that they were all hundreds of years old ladies.

(End of this chapter)