Liao Zhai Great Kind People

Chapter 116 Ganges Dragon King
Ao Zhou, the Ninth Prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, is lustful by nature. This time he went ashore to play. On the way back, he saw a fish girl drying nets on the shore. He was immediately attracted by her beauty and wanted to snatch her back to the Dragon Palace to be his concubine.

Originally, he had a big heart and was ready to hold a wedding banquet, but he didn't expect to receive several threatening letters one after another within a day, telling him to let Yu Niang go quickly.

Nezha, Tathagata Buddha, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, no matter which one it is, they are all big men who are like thunder and piercing ears, scaring his heart and liver trembling.

Until just now he read the letter again and recognized Miao Wukong and Lu Tongbin who signed the letter...

"Who the hell did this! Check, find out who sent the letter, the prince will throw him into the sea to feed the fish!"

Ao Zhou tore up these threatening letters furiously, and his good mood became irritable.

If you dare to tease him like this, if you catch that person, you must give him a good lesson!
At this time, there was a tortoise spirit wearing a black gauze outside the door and reported: "The Ninth Prince, the Dragon King of Huaihe River and the Dragon King of Ganges River are here."

Ao Zhou was slightly taken aback: "I know the Dragon King of Huaihe River, but who is the Dragon King of Ganges River?"

The tortoise spirit smiled wryly: "I don't know, either."

Ao Zhou nodded, straightened his clothes and said, "Follow me out to meet you."

After a while, Ao Zhou came to the door and saw Ao Xue with horns on her head and a tail behind her, and Zhang Xiu with two horns on her head and a kind smile on her face.

Ao Zhou took a look at Zhang Xiu, saw that the horns on his head were genuine, he smiled, and greeted him with cupped hands: "I don't know if you two are here today, I'm far away from welcoming you, please forgive me!"

Zhang Xiu chuckled: "I've met the Ninth Prince, the Dragon King of the Lower Ganges River, who came from Tianzhu, and came here just to experience the customs and customs of the East China Sea. A mere courtesy is not a respect!"

While speaking, a bottle of golden liquid was presented.

Ao Zhou took the bottle of liquid and looked it up curiously, then asked, "What is this?"

Zhang Xiudao: "This is the concentrated essence of Ganges water, which is clean and hygienic! As the saying goes, if you drink this glass of Ganges water, you will still be a Tianzhu in the next life! If it is not for festivals, even the Buddha will not be able to drink it!"

"Ninth Prince, drink it while it's hot. If it's cold, it won't be able to exert its miraculous effect!"

Ao Zhou opened the bottle cap and smelled it, and frowned immediately, but seeing Zhang Xiu's enthusiastic eyes, he still pinched his nose and drank it down.

Immediately, his face immediately turned blue and purple, turned around and retched.

Prime Minister Gui frowned watching from the sidelines.

Ao Zhou also raised his face and said, "Whoa...this Essence of Eternal Water, vomit...why does it smell like cow urine?"

Zhang Xiu said in surprise, "The Ninth Prince actually smelled it. In fact, it not only smells like cow urine, but also tastes like cow urine, but it's definitely not cow urine!"

Ao Zhou: "..."

Why didn't you say it earlier!

Ao Xue nodded in agreement, looking at Ao Zhou with sympathy.

It is indeed not cow urine, to be precise, it should be cow urine mixed with water...

If you can't drink a sip of pure urine, it's no one.

After a while, Ao Zhou regained his strength, forced the two into his palace with a forced smile.

There is a jade tree in the palace, which can be surrounded by hugs. It is as clear as white jade, and the tree is full of flowers, like a red jade carving, bright and translucent.From time to time, a different bird would sing, its hair golden and blue, its tail longer than its body, and its sound would be as mournful as jade, sympathetic to the heart.

Zhang Xiu admired the dizzying spectacle, and sighed in his heart that the East China Sea Dragon Palace is really a big family, even the palace of the Ninth Prince is so luxurious, while following Ao Zhou to the banquet hall.

When the banquet was set up, everyone sat down as guests and hosts.

Ao Zhou poured a pot of wine, suppressed the taste in his mouth, and said: "You two came at the right time, tomorrow is my big day, you two can stay and have a glass of wedding wine before leaving!"

Zhang Xiu smiled: "Then respect is worse than obedience!"

After drinking for three rounds and eating five flavors, suddenly there was a shout outside the door: "Why don't you call me if you have wine!"

As the words fell to the ground, a man with a square face walked in, smelling of alcohol all over. It turned out that he was played by Zhang Xiu in the West Lake and took away the prince of the West Sea, Ao Fang.

Seeing Ao Fang coming in, Ao Zhou showed a trace of disgust on his face: "Why are you here?"

Ao Fang hiccupped, took away the jug on Ao Xue's table, drank the wine and came to him, drunkenly said: "I'll come wherever there is wine, don't fool me, I'll listen to it at the beach It is said that you have robbed a beautiful fisher girl, this time I must ask for a glass of wedding wine."

Ao Zhou slapped his hands with dissatisfaction: "Go away, you smell of alcohol."

After Ao Fang heard it, he burst into laughter: "What's wrong with drinking, it's better than drinking urine. I smell like cow urine, and I actually despise me!"

Ao Zhou: "..."

This stinking drunkard really doesn't know which pot to open and which pot to carry. If he had known that he was coming, he should have left some water from the Ganges River in his flagon!

Ao Zhou was put off by this sudden drunkard, and after being a little company, he apologized and led the people out of the hall.

Seeing the others retreat, Zhang Xiu took a look at Ao Fang and said, "Prince Long of the West Sea, you have seen a lot, do you know any places in the East China Sea that are inaccessible?"

Ao Fang hiccupped and said: "You are asking the right person. In order to find a drink, I have traveled all over the East China Sea, except for the sea eye of the East Sea. The sea eye is where the sea water gushes out, and there are often The turbulent current will be sucked in as soon as you get close, and even I can't resist it."

"Why do you ask this, don't you..."

As Ao Fang said, he couldn't help showing doubts, and looked at Zhang Xiu again: "Don't tell me you want to go to Haiyan to find a drink?"

Zhang Xiu chuckled, "It's just a random question."

Ao Fang stared at Zhang Xiu's smiling face, and felt a chill for no reason, shook his head, trying to keep himself awake: "It seems that I really drank too much, and now I see that the dragon horns on your head are crooked... ..."

Zhang Xiu calmly straightened the dragon's horn above her head, and asked, "What about now?"

Ao Fang was stunned on the spot: "Now there is only one left!"

Zhang Xiu looked at a fallen dragon horn, played with it in his hands, and said with a tangled face, "It's probably a rejection reaction, after all, I transplanted this pair of dragon horns."

Ao Xue thought for a while, then whispered: "You mean, we made the paste too thin?"

Zhang Xiu nodded: "Smart!"

The pair of dragon horns on Zhang Xiu's head were broken off by the Dragon King of West Lake to make amends to Taoist Xuantian, and she gave them to Zhang Xiu later.

This time the dragon horn came in handy, and Zhang Xiu stuck it on her head with paste, pretending to be the Dragon King of Ganges, and came to rescue Yuniang.

But only they knew about this matter, which frightened Ao Fang on one side.

What's the situation, can the dragon horn be taken down and played casually?
Could it be that I have already started to hallucinate after drinking my head badly?

The last time I snatched a male monster back from the West Lake Dragon Palace, it may be a sign that my brain is about to break down. This time... I may really be hopeless!

(End of this chapter)