Liao Zhai Great Kind People

Chapter 156 I swear to kill you

While Dharma King Jinbo was still looking straight, Zhang Xiu slowly walked in from the entrance of the main hall, and with a kind smile, he said, "I have given this medicine to many patients, and it has successfully helped them relieve their pain."

"There was once a Yasha who couldn't walk on the ground. After taking my medicine, he stood firmly on the Naihe Bridge that day."

"There is also a leopard spirit who is troubled by insomnia. After taking my medicine, he fell asleep immediately and slept for a lifetime!"

Foxy: "@#￥%￥#@..."

This is clearly eaten to death!
The Jinbo Dharma King stared at Zhang Xiu for a moment, then suddenly came back to his senses, and exclaimed, "You're not dead?!"

Zhang Xiu said with an innocent face: "Yan Wangye won't accept me, how can there be any reason for this?"

Dharma King Jinbo said angrily: "What are those rice buckets for? Such a big living person walked in, and he didn't even send a letter!"

Zhang Xiu groaned, and said: "Are you talking about those little demons that you captured, I have already released them all."

After Zhang Xiu feigned death and entered the spirit world, he released all the monsters persecuted by King Jinbo outside the hall.

At this moment, in the entire spiritual world, there are only two monsters left, the Golden Cymbal King and the Fox Spirit, and one of them is an undercover agent sent by Zhang Xiu...

Seeing the furious Jinbo Dharma King, Zhang Xiu said calmly: "Jinbad Dharma King, you'd better not get angry, do you feel powerless and heavy-headed now?"

The Golden Cymbal Dharma King was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that Zhang Xiuyan had hit him, so he couldn't help but gasped.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiu smiled contemptuously, and continued: "I didn't fool you. This medicine is very powerful. Getting angry will speed up the operation of the medicine. This medicine is incurable. Even the leopard essence of 2000 years can't resist it, unless You can find the dung bottom mud of the Jinhua government office."

Dharma King Jinbo's eyes lit up, then he sneered and said harshly: "When I get rid of the poison, I swear to kill you!"

After saying that, his body flickered and disappeared into the spirit world.

After watching the golden cymbal king leave, the fox carefully trembled in fear, and asked tremblingly, "Master, when did you poison the golden cymbal king's wine glass, why didn't I notice it at all?"

Zhang Xiu smiled slightly: "As the saying goes, wine is a gut-piercing poison. It is already poisonous enough, so I didn't put anything in his wine glass at all."

The vixen was taken aback for a moment: "That's not right, just now the Golden Cymbal Dharma King obviously has weakness in limbs and a dull mind..."

Zhang Xiu took a deep breath: "He drank too much."

Foxy: "..."

Thinking of the golden cymbal Dharma King who was eating dung and mud at the moment, the vixen silently sympathized with him for a moment, then ran away quickly, vowing that even if he died, he would never fall into Zhang Xiu's hands again!
On the other side, the Jinbo Dharma King finished eating the dung and bottom mud, lying on the outside of the government office wall, vomiting uncontrollably.

Inside the courtyard wall, the master said with a sigh of relief: "50 years, since Master Qingtian resigned from office and went back to seclusion, this cesspit has not been cleaned up for 50 years.

Suddenly a well-meaning person came to clean up today, and they didn't charge a penny, and they didn't leave their names when they did good deeds, good people! "

When Dharma King Jinbo heard the words, the sound of vomiting became louder. He vomited until his body almost collapsed. He wished to tear Zhang Xiu's body into thousands of pieces to relieve his hatred!
At this time, a good man who happened to pass by handed over a glass of water and said, "Take a sip of water and press it down."

The Golden Cymbal Dharma King took the water and drank it all. Just as he was about to thank him, he saw Zhang Xiu's hideous face and said angrily, "I'll kill you..."

Halfway through the speech, King Jinbo felt a pain in his stomach, his face turned pale, and he said angrily, "What did you just drink for me!"

Zhang Xiudao: "Paraquat, it only treats weeds."

The golden cymbal Dharma King had colic pain in his abdomen, and the pain revealed his original shape, transforming into a huge golden centipede, waving his tail and pulling towards Zhang Xiu.

Zhang Xiu hugged the centipede's tail, and ran the "Chunyang Daojing" with all his strength, and the essence of the centipede essence continuously gathered in his body.

Following the rolling of the centipede, the walls of the courtyard collapsed, alarming the third class of government servants in the government office. Everyone rushed to see the huge centipede in front of them, and were stupefied with fright.

The young Catcher was the first to come back to his senses, and said nervously: "Master, this centipede must have become a spirit, should we burn it to death with kerosene?"

The master rubbed his eyes, then slapped the head of the head catcher, and said angrily: "Fuck you, didn't you see that the old man is catching centipede spirits!"

The head catcher was stunned by the slap, looked at Zhang Xiu, and said doubtfully: "Where is the elder, our magistrate, should we sleep with Miss Xiaocui in Zuichun Tower now?"

The master said angrily: "That dog-like thing deserves to be called the Grand Master? There has always been only one Qingtian Grand Master in our Jinhua Mansion! Everyone back off, don't disturb the Grand Master to subdue the demons!"

Zhang Xiu was dizzy from being thrown by the centipede, and couldn't help saying: "Actually, you can come over and help me chop..."

The master was startled for a moment, but then came to his senses, and quickly shouted: "Xiang Butou, hurry up and help!"

Xiang Butou immediately responded, put on a tattered Taoist robe, turned into a fierce tiger, jumped on the centipede's head, and bit it down.

The hard golden shell is as strong as gold soup, and the tiger bit it off with one bite, bursting out sparks of sparks.

Although the centipede was not killed, but his head was held down, Zhang Xiu's pressure was greatly reduced, and both feet landed on the ground, concentrating on absorbing the essence of the centipede.

After a while, the centipede's wriggling body gradually stopped, and fell to the ground with a bang, raising a thick cloud of smoke and dust.

Seeing the figure walking out of the smoke and dust, the master burst into tears, threw himself at Zhang Xiu's feet, and said in tears, "My lord, I can see you again in this life, I have no regrets in this life..."

Zhang Xiu helped him up, looked at him who could vaguely see the handsome features of that year, and said uncertainly, "Xi Fangping?"

The master nodded excitedly: "It's the villain!"

Zhang Xiu smiled slightly: "Why did you become a teacher? I remember you were going to take the imperial examination back then?"

The master said ashamedly: "The villain does not have the literary talents of the great master. He wasted half his life and only passed the exam as a scholar, so he had to go back to his hometown to be a dog-legged master."

As he said that, he pulled the young head catcher over and introduced him: "He is Xiang Gao's grandson. After Xiang Gao's death, he took over as the head catcher of the government office."

Zhang Xiu looked at him, nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Brother Xi, go and tidy up a room, I want to stay here for a few days." After speaking, she walked into the yamen.

The master responded, and ordered: "Xiang Butou, let someone tidy up the main room!"

The head catcher said with a troubled face: "Master, this is not in compliance with the rules, the main house is the residence of the Wang Zhifu..."

The master sneered: "From today on, he is no longer the magistrate."

Headhunter: "..."

(End of this chapter)