Liao Zhai Great Kind People

Chapter 159

The Dragon King of Xihai held a birthday banquet, and his son Ao Fang drank too much, so he kicked him out of the banquet.

When the birthday banquet was over, the Dragon King of Xihai found that his son had disappeared.
The Dragon King of Xihai was furious, and came to Qiantang County with his teacher to inquire about the crime. Seeing the group of people who had eaten his son, he wanted to flood Qiantang to avenge his son.

What he didn't expect was that a life-or-death person appeared in the crowd. Not only was he not afraid of himself, he even took the shrimp soldiers and crab generals he brought as seafood!

This... Although what you said is true, I don't want to lose face! !
The Dragon King of Xihai was extremely angry, raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes, and shouted at Zhang Xiu: "Bold mortal, you actually ate my son's dragon meat. If the Dragon King doesn't flood the Qiantang today, how can I vent my hatred!"

The angry roar shocked hundreds of miles, and the people within a hundred miles were scared to death, and fled to the outside of the county on their backs. For a while, the entire county was in chaos.

Jigong walked forward with a smile, shook his cattail fan and said, "Don't be angry, Dragon King, your son is not dead yet!"

The Dragon King of Xihai glanced at Jigong and recognized him as the Dragon Subduing Arhat. He couldn't help but calm down and asked with a dark face: "Dragon Subduing Arhat, don't you want to make fun of me. My son has no bones left now. Can he still be brought back to life?" No?"

Jigong smiled and said: "The Dragon King is wrong, son... there is only one fish head left!"

Saying that, Jigong pointed to the bank of Qiantang.

The Dragon King of the West Sea turned his face to look, and saw Zhang Xiu holding a butcher's knife, splitting the fish head with one knife, and said excitedly: "This fish head with chopped peppers also tastes very good!"

West Sea Dragon King: "..."

Monk:"……"

I suspect that you are deliberately targeting me!
Jigong coughed in embarrassment, then rubbed a mud ball, fed it into Ao Fang's mouth, and shook the fan, everyone who had eaten the fish coughed dryly and spit out the fish they ate.

The next moment, the fish returned to Ao Fang's body, and Ao Fang recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the eaten meat returned to its original position, and finally only six pieces of meat remained.

Looking at Ao Fang who had recovered his real body but remained motionless, the Dragon King of the West Sea frowned slightly: "Subduing Dragon Arhat, why hasn't my son woke up yet?"

Luohan Jianglong pinched his fingers and said bitterly, "Prince Aofang is still short of six pieces of flesh. Only by making up these six pieces of flesh can he be fully revived."

The Dragon King of Xihai sternly shouted: "Are you making me happy? I will give you three more days. If you can't bring my son back to life, I will not let you go!"

Upon hearing this, Prime Minister Gui smiled wryly and said, "Your Majesty, to be precise, we only have [-] generals, and the other [-]..."

The Dragon King of the West Sea saw that he hesitated to speak, followed Prime Minister Gui's gaze, and saw Zhang Xiu set up a big pot on the bank of the Qiantang River, and three thousand shrimp soldiers and crabs were neatly arranged beside the pot. In front of the iron pot, he was studying the recipe with a troubled face, scratching his head in great confusion and said, "Should I eat sea cucumber first, or crab first, or abalone first?"

Dragon King of the West Sea: "@#￥%￥#@..."

Believe it or not, I ate you first! !
Under the glaring eyes of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ji Gong stepped forward with a smile, and mercifully advised: "He ate two pieces of Ao Fang's meat by himself. I was discussing with him calmly just now, let him spit it out and eat it in his mouth." dragon meat.

Dragon King, don't get angry, this man is not easy to mess with, his name is Zhang Xiu... nicknamed Tianmo! "

"Um???"

The Dragon King of Xihai was startled for a moment, then took a deep breath.

Hiss, Heavenly Demon Zhang Xiu!

The Ninth Prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea has offended Zhang Xiu, and he is still on the coast of the East China Sea as a viewing spot for people to visit!

How come this killer also ate the flesh of his own son!

Seeing the terrified and frightened expression of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ji Gong put on an attitude of a peacemaker and said, "I, Jianglong Arhat, still have a bit of face in the world. Why don't you give him some money, Lord Dragon King, so we can save money and avoid disasters?" ?”

The Dragon King of the West Sea hesitated for a while, and after a while, made up his mind and said, "Go and ask him how much he wants."

Ji Gong nodded with a smile, came to Zhang Xiu with a smile, and said kindly: "Mr. Zhang, the Dragon King of the West Sea is eager to love his son. He wants to flood Qiantang and avenge his son. But he agreed to me for my sake. As long as you pay some money, you will immediately withdraw your troops and go home, and you will have nothing to do with the people."

"Ah!"

Zhang Xiu sneered, glanced at Jigong, and said confidently: "I don't study much, so don't lie to me. I've never heard that the meat that I eat can be spit out. Since he also wants to be fair, then You have to show your sincerity, you go tell the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Fang, I am determined, even if the Buddha comes, he will not be able to keep him, I said it!"

Jigong: "@#￥%￥#@..."

Why is it so difficult to take advantage of you! !

Jigong hummed sadly, and went to the Dragon King of the West Sea to negotiate a price. In the end, the time limit for returning the dragon meat to Ao Fang changed from three days to 3000 years...

In an atmosphere where everyone was happy, Ji Gong sent off the Dragon King of the West Sea, returned to Zhang Xiu dumbfounded, and said sincerely: "Mr. Zhang Dashan, Ao Fang is still short of six pieces of meat. I think we should split up, okay?" How soon will Ao Fang be revived?"

Zhang Xiu nodded and said, "I'm good at splitting heads. When I was an official, I turned many people away!"

Monk:"……"

I'm not talking about this branch!

Jigong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. After being depressed for a while, he said helplessly, "Are you going to help?"

Zhang Xiu dug out the empty purse and sighed in embarrassment: "Oh, it's not that I don't want to help, but I don't have any activity funds... You don't know, my group of students are not only restless when they are alive, but even When I die and go to the underworld, I always ask me to burn paper money in my dreams, asking me to help them fund their rebellion!"

Jigong: "@#￥%￥#@..."

This...how about I just die, and just treat my life as a waste, so as not to be implicated by Zhang Xiu?

Seeing Jigong running away as if fleeing for his life, Zhang Xiu showed a gesture of restraint, then turned around, and said to Xia'er beside her: "Lady, you always say that gods, Buddhas, demons and ghosts are not easy to get along with, but I The ones I met are obviously quite easy to talk about!"

Xia'er nodded approvingly, and reflected deeply: "Maybe it's because you have already buried those who are difficult to talk about?"

When Zhang Xiu heard this, her smile could not help but froze on her face: "..."

Ma'am, you have been spoiled by Ao Xue!

Ao Xue, who went to the county town to buy oranges with A Fei, stood in front of the orange stand, shivering suddenly: "..."

As if I heard someone wronging me!

(End of this chapter)