Liao Zhai Great Kind People
Chapter 164 His 2 Uncles
Chapter 164 His Second Uncle
The old monk of Qixia Temple is an old tree that has grown into a spirit.
Because he was born in a mass grave, he absorbed a lot of human essence and blood. After a long time, he absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon. When he grew to 500 years, he became a tree demon.
After becoming a tree demon, he ate up all the monks in Qixia Temple, pretended to be the old abbot, and became a monk in the temple.
For hundreds of years, he has harmed countless people, and also practiced some spells, including divination.
He figured out that although Sun Wanwan had done some evil deeds such as deceiving the people, he had also helped many people, including the fine dog and the boa constrictor who came to rescue him today.
However, the two of them have been reincarnated and are no longer human beings. Therefore, the old monk just resorted to tricks and tricked Sun Wanwan around, cast himself into a trap, and came to his meditation room.
At this time, Sun Wanwan was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were torn apart, he retreated to the door, but he couldn't open the door no matter what, he was at a loss and shouted for help: "Help, Young Master Zhang, save me!!"
Seeing Sun Wanwan's terrified expression, the old monk laughed triumphantly: "Hahaha, you idiot who doesn't know who to blame, speak louder, it's best to attract them!
I will eat you first, and then I will eat the scholar who came with you, oh, I almost forgot that there is a little boy with delicate skin and tender meat! "
Just as he was proud, Zhang Xiu's voice suddenly sounded outside the door: "Why don't we have a discussion, you let us master and apprentice go and eat my apprentice's second uncle?"
"His second uncle is not only plump, but may also heal your internal friction!"
The old monk was startled, and looked at Zhang Xiuying's shadow at the door: "Your disciple's second uncle's flesh has the effect of stabilizing the primordial spirit!?"
Zhang Xiu said very sincerely: "Of course, my apprentice and his second uncle are a uniquely gifted man! Does Guan Jiangkou know that he is in the biggest temple, and he looks very recognizable. He has three eyes!"
"Hiss, there are such strange people in the world!"
The old monk was surprised for a moment, then muttered: "Guanjiangkou, the largest temple, three eyes... Isn't this Erlang God!"
With a wave of his right hand, the door of the house was thrown away. The old monk glared at Zhang Xiu viciously. Countless roots protruded from his back, suspended in the air and danced wildly. He shouted sharply: "Young man, how dare you tease the poor monk! I will eat you first! !"
After all, countless roots shot towards Zhang Xiufei, like a group of snakes dancing wildly.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiu frowned: "Another dryad?"
As he spoke, he swung his right hand, and a fire talisman exploded in front of him. After a bang, a ball of fire exploded, breaking hundreds of whiskers stretched out by the old monk.
The old monk was so shocked that he didn't dare to say anything: "What kind of talisman did you use? Ordinary fire talismans can't burn my roots!"
Zhang Xiu said proudly: "This is specially refined by my wife for my self-defense. True Monarch Huode Lieyang Talisman! This is the only one in the world!"
After the old monk was surprised, a sinister smile appeared on his face again: "Hmph, now that your talisman is used up, let me see what you can do to me..."
Before she could finish speaking, Zhang Xiu's expression became solemn, and she said solemnly, "You're right, the Fierce Sun Talisman has been used up, but I still have more than 200 Talismans that are as powerful as it..."
While speaking, he pushed his right hand, and hundreds of talismans floated in front of him one by one, and the dazzling golden light instantly illuminated the entire meditation room.
"In order to express my respect for you, today I will use all these more than 200 talismans, and ask the old abbot for advice!"
Old monk: "@#¥%¥#@..."
This is unnecessary! ! !
Looking at the more than 200 talismans in front of him, the old monk turned and ran away in fright, and returned to the mass grave in an instant, hiding in his body.
Immediately afterwards, in his frightened eyes, a group of colorful balls fell on the mass grave.
A mushroom cloud rose slowly, and where the mushrooms passed, all the vegetation on the hills and hills were completely destroyed.
The old monk stared wide-eyed, watching his body and soul disintegrate little by little, and disappeared into the night.
After a loud noise, the roof of the entire temple was blown off.
In the eastern sky, there is a fish belly white, and a round of morning sun slowly rises from the east.
Sun Wanwan was so frightened that he sat paralyzed on the ground, with a dull expression, staring at the sky with blank eyes, and couldn't help muttering: "This time, my disaster is over..."
Zhang Xiu glanced at his pitiful appearance about to be tortured madly, and said a little bit unbearably: "There is still a catastrophe."
Sun Wanwan: "..."
What about the old monk, come back and eat me! !
Looking at Sun Wanwan who was about to cry, Zhang Xiu explained: "The big fish you ate during the day was actually transformed by the Dragon Prince of Xihai. If you ate a piece of dragon meat, if you didn't spit it out, someone from Xihai will definitely come to look for it in the future. You settle the score."
"I came to you this time to recover the piece of dragon meat that you ate."
After hearing this, Sun Wanwan came back to his senses, and asked doubtfully, "There really are dragons in this world?"
Zhang Xiu said very sincerely: "Of course, I have been served by one train!"
Sun Wanwan: "..."
You dragon...is he serious?
Suspicious for a while, Sun Wanwan supported the wall and stood up, seeming to believe Zhang Xiu's words, sighed and said: "Please cast a spell, let me spit out that piece of dragon meat, the root of this disaster is earlier. Good to remove."
Zhang Xiu nodded, and said kindly, "Then get ready, I'm about to cast a spell!"
"it is good……"
As soon as a good word was uttered, Zhang Xiu punched him in the stomach with a ferocious face.
After the sound of "vomit", a whole piece of dragon meat was spit out from his stomach, and Sun Wanwan curled up into the shape of a shrimp in pain, tearfully said: "My lord, didn't you say that you want to cast a spell to take out the dragon meat? "
Zhang Xiu said apologetically, "Sorry, just now I suddenly remembered that I don't seem to know that kind of magic..."
With grief and indignation on Sun Wanwan's face, he glanced at the piece of dragon meat on the ground that had been chewed to pieces but returned to its original shape by itself, and exclaimed: "It's amazing, it can be restored in the stomach after being chewed and swallowed. It seems that this is really dragon meat!"
Zhang Xiu hummed, rinsed the dragon meat, put it in a wooden box, and said to Sun Wanwan: "Go home, remember the promise you made today."
Sun Wanwan quickly turned serious, cupped his hands and said, "Accumulate virtue and do good deeds, build temples extensively, I will definitely keep this in mind!"
Zhang Xiu took a deep breath: "No, I'm talking about the 200 million taels you owe me, don't forget to pay it back, this is the life-saving money you promised to give me!"
After finishing speaking, he stuffed a copy of "36 Strategies" into his arms, and took A Fei away through the clouds and fog.
Sun Wanwan stared at Zhang Xiu's leaving back in a daze for a while, then opened the book cover and saw the inscription on it.
【Written by Zhang Dashan】
Sun Wanwan: "??!!!"
The most holy teacher - Zhang Dashan! !
Fortunate to see the true face of the most holy teacher, Sun Wanwan burst into tears with excitement: It turned out to be this bandit!This money seems to be irresistible...
(End of this chapter)
The old monk of Qixia Temple is an old tree that has grown into a spirit.
Because he was born in a mass grave, he absorbed a lot of human essence and blood. After a long time, he absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon. When he grew to 500 years, he became a tree demon.
After becoming a tree demon, he ate up all the monks in Qixia Temple, pretended to be the old abbot, and became a monk in the temple.
For hundreds of years, he has harmed countless people, and also practiced some spells, including divination.
He figured out that although Sun Wanwan had done some evil deeds such as deceiving the people, he had also helped many people, including the fine dog and the boa constrictor who came to rescue him today.
However, the two of them have been reincarnated and are no longer human beings. Therefore, the old monk just resorted to tricks and tricked Sun Wanwan around, cast himself into a trap, and came to his meditation room.
At this time, Sun Wanwan was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were torn apart, he retreated to the door, but he couldn't open the door no matter what, he was at a loss and shouted for help: "Help, Young Master Zhang, save me!!"
Seeing Sun Wanwan's terrified expression, the old monk laughed triumphantly: "Hahaha, you idiot who doesn't know who to blame, speak louder, it's best to attract them!
I will eat you first, and then I will eat the scholar who came with you, oh, I almost forgot that there is a little boy with delicate skin and tender meat! "
Just as he was proud, Zhang Xiu's voice suddenly sounded outside the door: "Why don't we have a discussion, you let us master and apprentice go and eat my apprentice's second uncle?"
"His second uncle is not only plump, but may also heal your internal friction!"
The old monk was startled, and looked at Zhang Xiuying's shadow at the door: "Your disciple's second uncle's flesh has the effect of stabilizing the primordial spirit!?"
Zhang Xiu said very sincerely: "Of course, my apprentice and his second uncle are a uniquely gifted man! Does Guan Jiangkou know that he is in the biggest temple, and he looks very recognizable. He has three eyes!"
"Hiss, there are such strange people in the world!"
The old monk was surprised for a moment, then muttered: "Guanjiangkou, the largest temple, three eyes... Isn't this Erlang God!"
With a wave of his right hand, the door of the house was thrown away. The old monk glared at Zhang Xiu viciously. Countless roots protruded from his back, suspended in the air and danced wildly. He shouted sharply: "Young man, how dare you tease the poor monk! I will eat you first! !"
After all, countless roots shot towards Zhang Xiufei, like a group of snakes dancing wildly.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiu frowned: "Another dryad?"
As he spoke, he swung his right hand, and a fire talisman exploded in front of him. After a bang, a ball of fire exploded, breaking hundreds of whiskers stretched out by the old monk.
The old monk was so shocked that he didn't dare to say anything: "What kind of talisman did you use? Ordinary fire talismans can't burn my roots!"
Zhang Xiu said proudly: "This is specially refined by my wife for my self-defense. True Monarch Huode Lieyang Talisman! This is the only one in the world!"
After the old monk was surprised, a sinister smile appeared on his face again: "Hmph, now that your talisman is used up, let me see what you can do to me..."
Before she could finish speaking, Zhang Xiu's expression became solemn, and she said solemnly, "You're right, the Fierce Sun Talisman has been used up, but I still have more than 200 Talismans that are as powerful as it..."
While speaking, he pushed his right hand, and hundreds of talismans floated in front of him one by one, and the dazzling golden light instantly illuminated the entire meditation room.
"In order to express my respect for you, today I will use all these more than 200 talismans, and ask the old abbot for advice!"
Old monk: "@#¥%¥#@..."
This is unnecessary! ! !
Looking at the more than 200 talismans in front of him, the old monk turned and ran away in fright, and returned to the mass grave in an instant, hiding in his body.
Immediately afterwards, in his frightened eyes, a group of colorful balls fell on the mass grave.
A mushroom cloud rose slowly, and where the mushrooms passed, all the vegetation on the hills and hills were completely destroyed.
The old monk stared wide-eyed, watching his body and soul disintegrate little by little, and disappeared into the night.
After a loud noise, the roof of the entire temple was blown off.
In the eastern sky, there is a fish belly white, and a round of morning sun slowly rises from the east.
Sun Wanwan was so frightened that he sat paralyzed on the ground, with a dull expression, staring at the sky with blank eyes, and couldn't help muttering: "This time, my disaster is over..."
Zhang Xiu glanced at his pitiful appearance about to be tortured madly, and said a little bit unbearably: "There is still a catastrophe."
Sun Wanwan: "..."
What about the old monk, come back and eat me! !
Looking at Sun Wanwan who was about to cry, Zhang Xiu explained: "The big fish you ate during the day was actually transformed by the Dragon Prince of Xihai. If you ate a piece of dragon meat, if you didn't spit it out, someone from Xihai will definitely come to look for it in the future. You settle the score."
"I came to you this time to recover the piece of dragon meat that you ate."
After hearing this, Sun Wanwan came back to his senses, and asked doubtfully, "There really are dragons in this world?"
Zhang Xiu said very sincerely: "Of course, I have been served by one train!"
Sun Wanwan: "..."
You dragon...is he serious?
Suspicious for a while, Sun Wanwan supported the wall and stood up, seeming to believe Zhang Xiu's words, sighed and said: "Please cast a spell, let me spit out that piece of dragon meat, the root of this disaster is earlier. Good to remove."
Zhang Xiu nodded, and said kindly, "Then get ready, I'm about to cast a spell!"
"it is good……"
As soon as a good word was uttered, Zhang Xiu punched him in the stomach with a ferocious face.
After the sound of "vomit", a whole piece of dragon meat was spit out from his stomach, and Sun Wanwan curled up into the shape of a shrimp in pain, tearfully said: "My lord, didn't you say that you want to cast a spell to take out the dragon meat? "
Zhang Xiu said apologetically, "Sorry, just now I suddenly remembered that I don't seem to know that kind of magic..."
With grief and indignation on Sun Wanwan's face, he glanced at the piece of dragon meat on the ground that had been chewed to pieces but returned to its original shape by itself, and exclaimed: "It's amazing, it can be restored in the stomach after being chewed and swallowed. It seems that this is really dragon meat!"
Zhang Xiu hummed, rinsed the dragon meat, put it in a wooden box, and said to Sun Wanwan: "Go home, remember the promise you made today."
Sun Wanwan quickly turned serious, cupped his hands and said, "Accumulate virtue and do good deeds, build temples extensively, I will definitely keep this in mind!"
Zhang Xiu took a deep breath: "No, I'm talking about the 200 million taels you owe me, don't forget to pay it back, this is the life-saving money you promised to give me!"
After finishing speaking, he stuffed a copy of "36 Strategies" into his arms, and took A Fei away through the clouds and fog.
Sun Wanwan stared at Zhang Xiu's leaving back in a daze for a while, then opened the book cover and saw the inscription on it.
【Written by Zhang Dashan】
Sun Wanwan: "??!!!"
The most holy teacher - Zhang Dashan! !
Fortunate to see the true face of the most holy teacher, Sun Wanwan burst into tears with excitement: It turned out to be this bandit!This money seems to be irresistible...
(End of this chapter)
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