Liao Zhai Great Kind People
Chapter 32: Gold Division Exam Questions
Chapter 32: Gold Division Exam Questions
The lanterns reflect the water, and the boat rides on the waves.
The night in the capital is very lively, especially the arrival of scholars from all over the country rushing for the exam, which adds a touch of romance to the night in the capital.
On the busiest Rouge Lane, girls from various families tried their best to attract customers, and a young man selling books mixed in, very conspicuous.
On the boy's bookstall, most of the old books were placed, but there was a banner with four very eye-catching characters "Jinke Exam Questions" written on it.
It attracts passers-by to stop with their eyes.
A pampered middle-aged man dressed as a scholar, accompanied by a few servants, came to the book stand, and said with a shocked expression: "Brother, you haven't taken the exam yet, where did you get the gold test?" Test questions?!"
Zhang Xiu raised her face, glanced at the white-faced and slightly bearded middle-aged man in front of her, and smiled meaningfully: "My sister and concubine."
The middle-aged man's body shook, showing an incredulous expression, and he was dazed for a long while, before tentatively asking: "Your test questions...how much is it?"
Seeing the business coming, Zhang Xiu enthusiastically introduced: "One for five renminbi, buy two and get one free! You can't buy it for five renminbi, and you can't be fooled. Brother, how many copies do you want?"
The middle-aged man frowned, with a suspicious expression on his face: "Huh? It's so cheap, are your test questions real or fake?"
Zhang Xiu looked at the middle-aged man in front of him, and couldn't help showing a look of caring for mentally handicapped children: "It's only five yuan, and you want to buy real test questions. I think you are poor and crazy."
Middle-aged man: "@#¥%¥#@..."
How dare you sell fake test questions on the street, I think you are poor and crazy!
The middle-aged man couldn't laugh or cry for a while, looking at Zhang Xiu in front of him, he was speechless for a while.
Could it be that the whole world is the king's land, the whole world belongs to him, if even he is poor and crazy, there should be no rich people in this world.
This middle-aged man turned out to be Emperor Shun'an who sneaked out of the palace and visited in private.
Because his beloved concubine is obsessed with cultivating Taoism and alchemy, he has not experienced the bliss of the world for a long time. Under the bewitching of the eunuch, the chief eunuch, he has recently become fascinated by the fireworks girl. .
Unexpectedly, as soon as he came to Rouge Lane today, he met his concubine's "brother", and he came to sell "examination questions", which made him dumbfounded for a while.
Looking at the "younger brother" of his beloved concubine in front of him, suddenly, a trace of bad taste arose in his heart, he smiled, and ordered to the eunuch beside him: "Go, cover all these test questions. "
The chief eunuch nodded with a strange expression, quickly took out the money, stepped forward with a flattering smile, and handed the money to Zhang Xiu.
Looking at the bully in front of him, Zhang Xiu was stunned.
Are there really people in this world who are stupid about reading? ?
After being stunned for a moment, Zhang Xiu showed a smile on his face, put away the money, gave out the fan in his hand, and said, "This fan is also given to you, the fan that Taifu Wangxu personally inscribed is not worth anything." Less money."
The emperor was taken aback, and asked the eunuch to pass the fan to look at it for a while, seeing that the handwriting on it was written by his father's teacher Wang Xu, he felt incredible for a while.
Until he saw the signature of the poem on the fan——
Da Fu Wang Xu!
Although there was only one word wrong, it was more than a little bit wrong. What the hell is Da Fu Wang Xu! !
"@#¥%¥#@..."
The emperor was full of confusion. Looking at Zhang Xiu's speechless for a while, he felt that the fact that Zhang Xiu was his concubine's younger brother was also to be verified...
At this time, Yan Feng led Ao Xue, who was holding candied haws, and walked over. When she saw the emperor, she couldn't help but frown slightly, and said: "Brother, I see that your seal is black, and your body is full of evil spirits. There must be monsters in the house!"
"Bold!"
The Chief Eunuch, Supervisor of Rituals, yelled angrily, and glared at Yan Feng with a ferocious look on his face.
Yan Feng was startled, and said: "What boldness, what I said is true..."
Zhang Xiu stretched out his hand to grab Yan Feng, and said with a smile: "My brother made a slip of the tongue, you guys don't get angry, I will compensate you on his behalf!"
The eunuch's expression softened slightly, he turned around, and said with a flattering smile: "Master, we should go, Miss Mochou must have been waiting impatiently~"
The emperor nodded slightly, looked at Zhang Xiu again, and said with a smile: "It is fate to meet you, and I will give you a future today. You should thank me well when we meet next time."
After finishing speaking, accompanied by several eunuchs and guards, he walked forward.
After watching them go away, Yan Feng looked at Zhang Xiu suspiciously, and asked: "There is indeed a monster in his family, why don't you let me tell?"
Zhang Xiu gave him a white look, and said, "It's up to you to say that there are evildoers in his family. We knew about it yesterday, didn't we?"
Yan Feng was taken aback for a moment, then tilted his head in bewilderment.
Zhang Xiu glanced at their backs, and said leisurely: "There are several eunuchs around that man..."
Yan Feng was startled and said in surprise: "Could it be that he..."
Zhang Xiu nodded, and said firmly, "You guessed right, he is definitely an eunuch too!"
Yan Feng: "@#¥%¥#@..."
A group of eunuchs came to visit the brothel? ?
That person should be the emperor, okay? !
Under Yan Feng's constantly rolling eyes, Zhang Xiu tidied up the bookstall, looked at a few singers dancing on a painting boat, and appraised with admiration: "It's really a capital city, look at this dancer!" The jump...is really big!"
Hearing this, Ao Xue turned her face to look curiously, Yan Feng hugged her head and turned her back, complaining: "Don't teach bad children!"
Zhang Xiu gave him a dissatisfied sideways glance, and complained: "If it weren't for the two of you, the oil bottle is by your side, I'm afraid even the oiran in the capital would have bowed down to my peerless beauty."
While speaking, there was a plop on the river, as if something had fallen into the river.
Zhang Xiu and others turned their faces to look, and they heard a chaotic sound on the boat, and someone shouted loudly: "Come on, the oiran is diving!"
Yan Feng was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at Zhang Xiu with strange eyes: "Look at you scaring people..."
Zhang Xiu: "@#¥%¥#@..."
Just talking, do you need to cooperate like this!
After being stunned for a few seconds, Zhang Xiu pushed Yan Feng hard and shouted loudly, "Save me!"
Yan Feng nodded, then his eyes narrowed, he looked at the sparkling river under the light, his pupils shrank slightly, and said: "There is a monster!"
When the words fell to the ground, Yan Feng pointed at each other, and as a white light flashed across, a pool of blood spread out. Immediately, a woman slowly floated to the surface from the bottom of the water, her petite body swaying slightly in the blood.
Zhang Xiu: "..."
Uh, it seems that there is no need to save...
(End of this chapter)
The lanterns reflect the water, and the boat rides on the waves.
The night in the capital is very lively, especially the arrival of scholars from all over the country rushing for the exam, which adds a touch of romance to the night in the capital.
On the busiest Rouge Lane, girls from various families tried their best to attract customers, and a young man selling books mixed in, very conspicuous.
On the boy's bookstall, most of the old books were placed, but there was a banner with four very eye-catching characters "Jinke Exam Questions" written on it.
It attracts passers-by to stop with their eyes.
A pampered middle-aged man dressed as a scholar, accompanied by a few servants, came to the book stand, and said with a shocked expression: "Brother, you haven't taken the exam yet, where did you get the gold test?" Test questions?!"
Zhang Xiu raised her face, glanced at the white-faced and slightly bearded middle-aged man in front of her, and smiled meaningfully: "My sister and concubine."
The middle-aged man's body shook, showing an incredulous expression, and he was dazed for a long while, before tentatively asking: "Your test questions...how much is it?"
Seeing the business coming, Zhang Xiu enthusiastically introduced: "One for five renminbi, buy two and get one free! You can't buy it for five renminbi, and you can't be fooled. Brother, how many copies do you want?"
The middle-aged man frowned, with a suspicious expression on his face: "Huh? It's so cheap, are your test questions real or fake?"
Zhang Xiu looked at the middle-aged man in front of him, and couldn't help showing a look of caring for mentally handicapped children: "It's only five yuan, and you want to buy real test questions. I think you are poor and crazy."
Middle-aged man: "@#¥%¥#@..."
How dare you sell fake test questions on the street, I think you are poor and crazy!
The middle-aged man couldn't laugh or cry for a while, looking at Zhang Xiu in front of him, he was speechless for a while.
Could it be that the whole world is the king's land, the whole world belongs to him, if even he is poor and crazy, there should be no rich people in this world.
This middle-aged man turned out to be Emperor Shun'an who sneaked out of the palace and visited in private.
Because his beloved concubine is obsessed with cultivating Taoism and alchemy, he has not experienced the bliss of the world for a long time. Under the bewitching of the eunuch, the chief eunuch, he has recently become fascinated by the fireworks girl. .
Unexpectedly, as soon as he came to Rouge Lane today, he met his concubine's "brother", and he came to sell "examination questions", which made him dumbfounded for a while.
Looking at the "younger brother" of his beloved concubine in front of him, suddenly, a trace of bad taste arose in his heart, he smiled, and ordered to the eunuch beside him: "Go, cover all these test questions. "
The chief eunuch nodded with a strange expression, quickly took out the money, stepped forward with a flattering smile, and handed the money to Zhang Xiu.
Looking at the bully in front of him, Zhang Xiu was stunned.
Are there really people in this world who are stupid about reading? ?
After being stunned for a moment, Zhang Xiu showed a smile on his face, put away the money, gave out the fan in his hand, and said, "This fan is also given to you, the fan that Taifu Wangxu personally inscribed is not worth anything." Less money."
The emperor was taken aback, and asked the eunuch to pass the fan to look at it for a while, seeing that the handwriting on it was written by his father's teacher Wang Xu, he felt incredible for a while.
Until he saw the signature of the poem on the fan——
Da Fu Wang Xu!
Although there was only one word wrong, it was more than a little bit wrong. What the hell is Da Fu Wang Xu! !
"@#¥%¥#@..."
The emperor was full of confusion. Looking at Zhang Xiu's speechless for a while, he felt that the fact that Zhang Xiu was his concubine's younger brother was also to be verified...
At this time, Yan Feng led Ao Xue, who was holding candied haws, and walked over. When she saw the emperor, she couldn't help but frown slightly, and said: "Brother, I see that your seal is black, and your body is full of evil spirits. There must be monsters in the house!"
"Bold!"
The Chief Eunuch, Supervisor of Rituals, yelled angrily, and glared at Yan Feng with a ferocious look on his face.
Yan Feng was startled, and said: "What boldness, what I said is true..."
Zhang Xiu stretched out his hand to grab Yan Feng, and said with a smile: "My brother made a slip of the tongue, you guys don't get angry, I will compensate you on his behalf!"
The eunuch's expression softened slightly, he turned around, and said with a flattering smile: "Master, we should go, Miss Mochou must have been waiting impatiently~"
The emperor nodded slightly, looked at Zhang Xiu again, and said with a smile: "It is fate to meet you, and I will give you a future today. You should thank me well when we meet next time."
After finishing speaking, accompanied by several eunuchs and guards, he walked forward.
After watching them go away, Yan Feng looked at Zhang Xiu suspiciously, and asked: "There is indeed a monster in his family, why don't you let me tell?"
Zhang Xiu gave him a white look, and said, "It's up to you to say that there are evildoers in his family. We knew about it yesterday, didn't we?"
Yan Feng was taken aback for a moment, then tilted his head in bewilderment.
Zhang Xiu glanced at their backs, and said leisurely: "There are several eunuchs around that man..."
Yan Feng was startled and said in surprise: "Could it be that he..."
Zhang Xiu nodded, and said firmly, "You guessed right, he is definitely an eunuch too!"
Yan Feng: "@#¥%¥#@..."
A group of eunuchs came to visit the brothel? ?
That person should be the emperor, okay? !
Under Yan Feng's constantly rolling eyes, Zhang Xiu tidied up the bookstall, looked at a few singers dancing on a painting boat, and appraised with admiration: "It's really a capital city, look at this dancer!" The jump...is really big!"
Hearing this, Ao Xue turned her face to look curiously, Yan Feng hugged her head and turned her back, complaining: "Don't teach bad children!"
Zhang Xiu gave him a dissatisfied sideways glance, and complained: "If it weren't for the two of you, the oil bottle is by your side, I'm afraid even the oiran in the capital would have bowed down to my peerless beauty."
While speaking, there was a plop on the river, as if something had fallen into the river.
Zhang Xiu and others turned their faces to look, and they heard a chaotic sound on the boat, and someone shouted loudly: "Come on, the oiran is diving!"
Yan Feng was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at Zhang Xiu with strange eyes: "Look at you scaring people..."
Zhang Xiu: "@#¥%¥#@..."
Just talking, do you need to cooperate like this!
After being stunned for a few seconds, Zhang Xiu pushed Yan Feng hard and shouted loudly, "Save me!"
Yan Feng nodded, then his eyes narrowed, he looked at the sparkling river under the light, his pupils shrank slightly, and said: "There is a monster!"
When the words fell to the ground, Yan Feng pointed at each other, and as a white light flashed across, a pool of blood spread out. Immediately, a woman slowly floated to the surface from the bottom of the water, her petite body swaying slightly in the blood.
Zhang Xiu: "..."
Uh, it seems that there is no need to save...
(End of this chapter)
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