Liao Zhai Great Kind People

Chapter 337 Connectors
Regarding Xu Xian's complaint, the underworld government attached great importance to it, and immediately invited Nezha to deal with it. It was not because the underworld government was aware of the details, but because no one who guarded the ghost gate could beat him...

When Xu Xian, who was in shackles and chains, was taken to the Hall of Yama by Nezha, he was still indignant: "You are unreasonable. I came all the way here because you were looking for a doctor! My wife even quarreled with me because of this. I almost went back to my natal family in Mount Emei angrily!"

Seeing Xu Xian who was full of anger, Zhang Xiu felt a headache for a while, and supported his forehead and said: "Remove the shackles on him, this doctor Xu and I are old acquaintances, he is not a bad person."

Nezha glanced at Xu Xian, blew out a burst of fairy energy to undo the shackles on his body, and said proudly: "This kid is a bit capable, but he is much worse than me, so I surrendered easily."

Xu Xian bowed gratefully to Nezha: "Thank you, little friend, for being merciful and not being cruel to me. But I also acknowledge your kindness. The dark Chinese medicine cured your three-headed and six-armed deformity, and you don't have to worry about being discriminated against when you go out in the future." eyes."

Nezha: "??!!"

Zhang Xiu: "..."

God is so deformed!
Bai Suzhen has been able to endure Xu Xian until now, just with this kind of heart, she can become a Bodhisattva...

Zhang Xiu's cheeks twitched twice, and he pointed to Hou Yi: "Can you make him smarter?"

Xu Xian's eyes lit up, and he stared at Hou Yi with fiery eyes.

Swept by Xu Xian's eyes, Hou Yi suddenly stood up cold, and took a step back involuntarily, and the Sun Shooting Bow appeared in his hand.

Xu Xian looked at him with burning eyes, and said indifferently: "Don't do anything, let me treat you first. If I can't cure you, you can come and shoot me again. If I survive by chance, you can come again later." Find me, and I'll treat you..."

Hou Yi: "..."

Why don't you heal yourself first?

Under Hou Yi's incomparably complex eyes, the divine light in Xu Xian's eyes converged, and he returned to his normal appearance, showing a suddenly enlightened expression.

"So that's the case. This brother's physique is far stronger than that of demons. He is not like ordinary people, but he is similar to the ancient gods and men described in the medical scriptures. No wonder you have to recruit doctors from all over the world to treat him. Ordinary doctors really can't cure him. .”

Zhang Xiu looked at Xu Xian in shock. Unexpectedly, he could see the details of Hou Yi at a glance. After a little loss of consciousness, he quickly asked, "Can you cure him?"

Xu Xian smiled confidently: "The mountain of praying, the muddy water flows out, and the Nanliu flows into the sea. Among them is the tiger dragon, which has a fish body and a snake tail, and its sound is like a mandarin duck. Take its meat, add pepper, fragrant leaves, and cinnamon bark. , salt, decoct ten catties of water into one catty, and let the patient take it."

Zhang Xiu asked in surprise, "Can this make him smart?"

Xu Xian was slightly taken aback: "This can cure his hemorrhoids."

Zhang Xiu was stunned for a while, the corners of his mouth curled up, and a kind smile appeared on his face: "Fork out!!"

Hou Yi: ...

Before my hemorrhoids are cured, I can actually keep him for a while...

Facts have proved that even if Hua Tuo is alive, there is no way to make Hou Yi smarter, because Zhang Xiu really found Hua Tuo...

In the end, everyone had to accept this reality.

Fortunately, Hou Yi's physical body is really tyrannical. If it is arranged properly, it can cause great damage to the demon.

After regaining the underworld, the Three Realms seemed to have become stable again.

Until one day, Ao Xue, who was wearing a red cloak, brought Zhen Yuanzi and Qingfeng Mingyue to come, and threw herself into Zhang Xiu's arms with teary eyes.

"Zhang Xiu, the Earth Immortal Realm has fallen, and I haven't been in the position of the Earth Immortal ancestor for a few days. Don't you think this is bullying an honest person! I'm not even willing to eat the ginseng fruit!"

Looking at Ao Xue, and then at Zhen Yuanzi whose cheeks were twitching, Yang Jian and the others couldn't help but fell into thought.

Is this what people say?

There are so many slots, I don’t know where to start complaining!
Zhang Xiu's eyes froze, she slapped the table and stood up, "You're lying! There must be two ginseng fruits hidden on your body!"

Yang Jian:"……"

Zhen Yuanzi: "..."

There's something wrong with what you're paying attention to! !
Then, under Zhen Yuanzi's sad and indignant eyes, Ao Xue offered two ginseng fruits obediently, exempting her from next year's summer homework.

Then, Zhen Yuanzi talked about the process of the fall of the Earth Immortal Realm.

At that time, there were three groups of demons attacking the Earth Immortal Realm. Qiong Qi, who was beheaded by Zhen Yuanzi, served as the commander, and the other two groups were led by Xing Tian and Xiang Liu.

When Ao Xue set up a cauldron, chomping on poor meat and ginseng fruit, Xing Tian and Xiang Liu went to Wuzhuang Temple. God's Weak Water is even more ferocious.

Under the joint attack of the two, Zhen Yuanzi couldn't resist at all, so he had no choice but to escape, and brought Ao Xue and Qingfeng Mingyue to the underworld.

The Earth Immortal Realm fell, and the loose immortals living there and the goblins on various hilltops all fell into the control of the Heavenly Demon.

Hearing the two familiar names Xing Tian and Xiang Liu, Zhang Xiu couldn't help but look at Hou Yi: "Have you heard of these two names? If you fight head-on, can you defeat them?"

Hou Yi's eyes flashed with a strong fighting spirit: "I haven't fought before, so it's hard to say. If you don't use weapons, Xing Tian should not be my opponent."

Looking at the extremely proud Hou Yi, Zhang Xiu seemed to be infected as well, and said confidently, "If Xing Tian and Hou Yi have similar IQs, I'm [-]% sure that I can persuade him to surrender!"

Hou Yi: "..."

I suspect you are pissing me off, but I have no proof...

Soon, Zhang Xiu started a letter exchange with Xing Tian from the Earth Immortal Realm.

Zhang Xiu: [See words like faces, what do you want, Brother Xingtian, I can give you what the demon can give you! (dog head)]

Xing Tian: [I want to kill the Emperor of Heaven and become the co-lord of the human race! !can you give ! 】

Zhang Xiu: [Who is the Emperor of Heaven?I have a Jade Emperor here, do you want to kill it? 】

Xing Tian: [@#￥%￥#@... I was beheaded by the Emperor of Heaven back then, and I swear to avenge it! 】

Zhang Xiu: [Why don't you change your request?You don’t have a head anymore, don’t you? Let’s connect it. I know a lot of genius doctors, and I will definitely make it work for you!Later, you will go to Wuzhuang Guanhou Mountain alone, don't let other people know. 】

Xing Tian: [Yes. 】

"Xing Tian has already done it!"

After Zhang Xiu and Xing Tian finished the letter, they looked at the people in Yan Luo Hall with satisfaction.

Seeing Zhang Xiu's miraculous operation, Zhen Yuanzi, who was a little tired, showed a suspicious expression on his face: "..."

Can it be like this?

With his messy expression, Zhang Xiu disappeared with Hou Yi and others, and came to the place agreed by Xing Tian in the Earth Immortal Realm.

Not long after, Xing Tian, ​​who was holding a double ax and had no head, came to Zhang Xiu: "Can you really help me connect?"

Zhang Xiu nodded seriously: "I've helped many people connect, whether it's selling a car or a house, as long as I introduce people, there will be no connection failure!"

Xing Tian: "@#￥%￥#@..."

I believed your evil! ! !
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