Liao Zhai Great Kind People

Chapter 350 Smoke Wukong

The white elephant was originally the mount of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, but it is actually a white elephant with six tusks. If it fights with others, it only needs to curl its nose away, and it will turn into a bronze body with an iron back, and its soul will die!

When he was fighting with Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, he wrapped his nose around Monkey King to prevent him from getting out. Later, Monkey King followed Zhu Bajie's advice and managed to escape by stabbing the yellow-toothed old elephant's nostrils with a golden cudgel.Finally, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva went down the mountain to subdue the demon under the order of Tathagata.

Although he is very capable, the person he faces this time is Zhang Xiu, the demon who stole all the gods and Buddhas in the sky and is frightened by the news!
God knows if he will steal the six ivory from his mouth after meeting Zhang Xiu...

Not daring to face Zhang Xiu directly, he changed his mind and chose to attack the people around Zhang Xiu.

Except for Zhang Xiu, he is not afraid of facing Monkey King or Yang Jian, not to mention Zhang Xiu is accompanied by two little girls with low mana.

Bai Xiang made up his mind, transformed himself into a monk, and came to Zhang Xiu's shantang.

At that time, the Buddhist Rebellion had just passed, although Zhang Xiu stopped it in time just after the storm broke out, but many people were still affected.

In addition, some monks who have lost their temples and have nowhere to go, who are not productive, are also forced to join the ranks of begging.Of course, what they said was alms...

Bai Xiang was among the crowd queuing up to receive the meal, but he didn't seem obtrusive. After queuing for a while, he saw Ao Xue who was distributing the meal in front.

The meal consisted of two steamed buns and a spoonful of beans boiled in salt water. Ao Xue distributed them steamed stuffed buns while stuffing them into her own mouth: "Two of you, one for me, two of you, one for me..."

Seeing Ao Xue who was gnawing on the cornbread, the corners of Bai Xiang's eyes twitched slightly.

Are you helping the victims or yourself?
With this way of playing, one-third of the food will be eaten into your stomach!
Not long after, Bai Xiang came to the front of the line, and after receiving the cornbread and beans, he thanked: "Thank you, miss, I have a peace talisman here, so let me thank you."

With that said, he took out a peace talisman consecrated by Manjusri Bodhisattva, and handed it to Ao Xue.

Ao Xue glanced at the white elephant and said, "You monk is a fastidious person. For the sake of this peace talisman, let me add another dish for you."

As he spoke, he took out a few colorful snacks and stuffed them into Bai Xiang's hands.

Bai Xiang quickly thanked him, took the bowl and went to the corner to sit down, and observed carefully to see if there was anyone else besides Ao Xue.

As the saying goes, be careful when sailing for thousands of years, if Zhang Xiu appears just as soon as he makes a move on Ao Xue, it will be a bad thing.

While eating, he observed his surroundings carefully, and within a short time, he ate up all the food in the bowl.

After confirming that there was no ambush nearby, Bai Xiang sneered, swiped and stood up.

At the same time, Ao Xue also turned to look at him, with a bright smile on her face, and asked, "Are you full, do you feel a little uncomfortable in your stomach?"

Bai Xiang was taken aback for a moment, and then he heard his stomach growl, and a severe discomfort came.

With a sound of wow, the white elephant spit out what he had eaten, and an incomparably stinky smell spread to the entire county in an instant, and there was a tendency to continue to spread.

White Elephant spat again, pinched his nose and shouted angrily, "You poisoned the food!"

Ao Xue looked innocent: "No, I just gave you a few pieces of stinky tofu made by Xia'er. In order to make stinky tofu, she traveled all over the three worlds and added the most stinky things in the world .”

White Elephant: "..."

Although I haven't read any books, is stinky tofu made like this! ?

At this time, three golden lights fell, and Monkey King, Yang Jian and Nezha rushed to follow the smell. Seeing the white elephant, Monkey King showed a jealous look: "It turned out to be you, an old elephant. It seems that the old elephant punished by Manjushri Light, you still don't know how to repent... Ugh!"

Before he finished speaking, Monkey King retched from the stench pouring into his mouth.

Yang Jian made a trick, and a gust of wind blew away the stench in the city. He said to Aoxue dissatisfied: "If you ask for help, ask for help. What kind of weapons of mass destruction should be released."

Ao Xue took off the gas mask and said with a smile: "Well, I am the most persuasive person, next time I will use Xia'er's glowing dishes."

Yang Jian:"……"

Does it make a difference! !
While they were talking, Bai Xiang secretly glanced at the gap and was about to run away.

Nezha knocked down the vajra circle, and the white elephant yelled that it was not good. He grabbed the vajra circle with his nose, and then turned into a spear in his hand, and confronted Nezha's fire-pointed spear.

Nezha has three heads and six arms, and the white elephant also has an unrivaled long nose. The two fought inseparably.

Then Monkey King and Yang Jian launched an attack at the same time, and together with Nezha, who had three heads and six arms, they immediately beat the white elephant to the point where he was powerless to fight back.

The next moment, a red light fell, covering the white elephant and instantly sealing the white elephant's mana.

Immediately, Xia'er fell from the sky with a mandarin duck handkerchief, and came to Ao Xue's side with unfriendly eyes: "Who wasted my stinky tofu?"

Everyone present trembled unanimously, and pointed at the immobilized white elephant at the same time.

"he!"

After listening to Ao Xue's narration, Zhang Xiu said in a daze, "This is the whole process of the white elephant being caught?"

Ao Xue nodded, and continued: "As soon as Xia'er got angry, she threw the whole white elephant into the pot and said she would make white elephant instant noodles for us."

"Hurry up and get the white elephant out. The white elephant has been cultivated for tens of thousands of years. Such a precious ingredient is rare in the Three Realms. I still want to eat your braised elephant pluck!"

Bai Xiang almost burst into tears when he heard this: "..."

It turns out that you just wanted to change the way you eat, but I thought you were trying to save me just now, so I was a little moved!
Zhang Xiu glanced at the white elephant with a look of despair, shook his head and said, "It's cruel to kill it and eat its meat. I'm kind-hearted, otherwise we would cut off as much meat from him as we eat in one meal, and ask Xu Xian to give it to him." Apply medicine and bandage, and then cut the meat after it grows?"

Bai Xiang was stunned for a moment, then struggled violently in the pot: "@#￥%￥#@..."

Kill me quickly, whoever stops me is in a hurry!
Don't talk about living the King of Hades, the real King of Hades has to tattoo you on the back!
While everyone was studying how to eat white elephants, a vulture hovered over Zhang Xiu's house, loosened its mouth, and a fat pig smashed through the roof and fell into the pot. Zhang Xiu and the others were all taken aback.

Zhang Xiu said with a look of surprise: "I just wanted to get some elbows and pork bones to make a broth, and the ingredients were delivered to my door. Is this because I have done too many good deeds, is it a reward from God?"

Sun Wukong's eyelids twitched, and he unlocked the immobilization technique on the pig.

The fat pig jumped out of the pot with a cry, and said, "Eldest brother, master was taken away by a monster!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Why does this sound so familiar?
(End of this chapter)