Liao Zhai Great Kind People
Chapter 4
Chapter 4
Just when Yan Feng was about to go to the back mountain to subdue demons and eliminate demons.
In the thatched hut, Zhao Ji had been dazzled by Wang Shi's beauty, and slowly approached his head, about to kiss Wang Shi's vermilion lips.
However, what he didn't notice was that there was a strange suction force from Wang's slightly parted lips, quickly sucking his yang energy.
Just when his lips were about to meet, Zhao Ji suddenly trembled and his face changed color!
Immediately afterwards, under the effect of half a catty of laxatives, his stomach let out a strange scream, and the sound of puffing sounded from behind him one after another, and the turbid air discharged quickly spread.
Under Wang's astonished gaze, Zhao Ji was ashamed, and quickly let go of Wang's hands, covering his face with his right hand and his buttocks with his left hand, and ran out the door in a panic.
Only Mrs. Wang was left standing in the room with a dull expression, full of mess: "@#¥%¥#@..."
Today, her eyes were opened. Of the two scholars she met, one of them believed that she was a fairy dance, and she was unwavering in her heart.The other is the same as a weasel, with yellow smoke on his butt...
What kind of ghosts are the students of Luzhou Academy! !
At the same time, Yan Feng has already made preparations and is about to set off to slay demons.
However, just as he took one leg, the vortex in the sky suddenly stopped, and the entire back mountain could no longer feel the corpse demon's breath.
Looking at the sky that had returned to normal, Yan Feng paused, with a deep look of confusion on his face: "Eh? The corpse demon is not born again??"
……
After a long while, Zhao Ji collapsed and lay down in the grass behind the house, with a look of exhaling more breath than taking in less.
Zhang Xiu stood far away and explained to him sincerely.
"Brother Zhao, this is all a misunderstanding. When I was in the academy, I was afraid that someone would steal my bean cakes, so I added a little bit of laxative to one of the bean cakes. When I saw you looking so hungry, I was very sad. I can't bear it, under the concern, I accidentally took the wrong one."
"But don't be afraid, the antidiarrheal medicine I gave you was prepared by Liu Jiaoxi himself. Liu Jiaoxi used to be an imperial physician in the palace. Once you take this antidiarrheal medicine, it will take effect immediately. Brother Zhao, please believe it The medical skills taught by Liu!"
Zhao Ji, whose good deed was ruined, lifted his face weakly to look at Zhang Xiu, his small eyes were full of resentment, as if to say: I don't believe in Liu Jiaoxi?I really don't believe you!
Zhang Xiu was amused by his resentful wife-like expression, she shook her head with a smile, and said meaningfully: "Yanfu is not so easy to enjoy, just lie here and wake up. As the saying goes, blessings and misfortunes depend on each other. Maybe you can escape with diarrhea."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiu stopped talking, took a deep breath, adjusted her emotions, left Zhao Ji, and walked back to the hut.
Seeing Zhang Xiu returning to the house with a smile on her face, Wang felt a sense of powerlessness in her heart.
Fortunately, the lustful "weasel" just now had almost no resistance to her beauty, and was obsessed with lust, so he didn't even realize that he was sucking his yang energy.
But this "special" scholar in front of her really felt like she couldn't do anything.
Now she doesn't have enough magic power to forcibly absorb the man's yang energy. As long as Zhang Xiu lasts until dawn, when the sun comes out, her blindness will be lifted, and then she can only watch them leave.
Just when she was racking her brains, thinking about how to seduce Zhang Xiu.
Zhang Xiu suddenly showed a gentle smile, and stretched out his hand cautiously, as if treating a lover, gently put his hand on her shoulder.
Wang's body trembled, and a gleam of light flashed in her beautiful eyes.
Sure enough, there is no cat in the world that does not eat fishy food!
Feeling the temperature from Zhang Xiu's palm, Wang secretly rejoiced in her heart, but her face showed a look of embarrassment that wanted to refuse but she bowed her head with blushing cheeks.
"My lord, men and women can't get married. And just now, I have made a three-life oath with Zhao Lang. You are Zhao Lang's classmate and friend. Please show some respect..."
Zhang Xiu's smile froze slightly, and she withdrew her hand from her icy shoulders. Having verified the guess in her heart, she couldn't help trembling, but she returned to her normal appearance in an instant.
"Ma'am, don't be afraid. Don't look at me as suave and flirtatious. In fact, I am a well-known gentleman in all directions. I do good deeds all day long. Everyone will call me Zhang Dashan when they see me!"
Wang: "..."
At this moment, she really wanted to go along with it without conscience, so as to win Zhang Xiu's favor, but... an honest gentleman or something, I really can't tell it at all!
When Wang was speechless, Zhang Xiu continued: "An honest gentleman like me, unless you just thought in your heart, sure enough, there is no cat in the world who doesn't eat fishy, and then seduces me if you want to refuse and welcome." , I can bear the rest."
Wang's expression froze, her eyes widened in disbelief: "!!!"
How did he know what I was thinking just now? Did I just say what was in my heart?Or... the scholar in front of me can read minds? !
Zhang Xiu smiled slightly: "You didn't say what was in your heart just now, and I don't know much about mind reading."
Wang: "..."
And said you can't read minds! !Even ghosts can't be fooled by such nonsense!
At this time, Wang's heart was beating involuntarily.
The scholar in front of me is really too weird. Could it be some thousand-year-old demon with weird temperament who came here deliberately to play tricks on him?
Even, if he tore his face and tried to catch himself, would he be able to run away...
When Wang was speechless in panic, Zhang Xiu said confidently: "Don't think too much, the reason why I know what you are thinking so well is mainly because... I am invincible in the world when it comes to the routines of fairy dances. !"
Wang: "@#¥%¥#@..."
For a moment, she couldn't help but want to admit that she was just a fairy dance, and then quickly drive Zhang Xiu away...
She felt that if she stayed with Zhang Xiu for a longer time, she might not be able to take a breath of Yang Qi, but she would be driven out of her wits by him first.
At this time, Zhang Xiu suddenly suppressed her smile, and her expression became serious: "But it's about my reputation, even if you are a fairy dancer, I still need to explain it carefully.
The reason why I ran into you before was because I accidentally let the bug run on your shoulder just now. I was a little worried that it was afraid, and I wanted to reach out to appease its emotions. That's why I behaved a little rudely. Please forgive me, Madam. crime. "
Wang: "@#¥%¥#@..."
You've even got the wrong person to appease you!
Wang's cheeks twitched involuntarily, and she turned her head to look at her shoulder. A blood-red beetle lay quietly on her shoulder, staring at Zhang Xiu's small eyes, full of innocence...
There are really bugs!
Her cheeks twitched again, and she reached out to take the beetle down.
However, the moment she stretched out her hand, the beetle exploded violently, turned into a flash of red light, and bit her finger.
A piercing pain came from her fingers, making her lose her mind for a while.
Since becoming a ghost, this seems to be the first time she feels pain...
Just when she was in a trance, a memory that did not belong to her rushed into her mind like a flood.
The signing is successful~ All handsome and generous people, the new book is on the road, please recommend, ask for a monthly ticket, ask for everything~
(End of this chapter)
Just when Yan Feng was about to go to the back mountain to subdue demons and eliminate demons.
In the thatched hut, Zhao Ji had been dazzled by Wang Shi's beauty, and slowly approached his head, about to kiss Wang Shi's vermilion lips.
However, what he didn't notice was that there was a strange suction force from Wang's slightly parted lips, quickly sucking his yang energy.
Just when his lips were about to meet, Zhao Ji suddenly trembled and his face changed color!
Immediately afterwards, under the effect of half a catty of laxatives, his stomach let out a strange scream, and the sound of puffing sounded from behind him one after another, and the turbid air discharged quickly spread.
Under Wang's astonished gaze, Zhao Ji was ashamed, and quickly let go of Wang's hands, covering his face with his right hand and his buttocks with his left hand, and ran out the door in a panic.
Only Mrs. Wang was left standing in the room with a dull expression, full of mess: "@#¥%¥#@..."
Today, her eyes were opened. Of the two scholars she met, one of them believed that she was a fairy dance, and she was unwavering in her heart.The other is the same as a weasel, with yellow smoke on his butt...
What kind of ghosts are the students of Luzhou Academy! !
At the same time, Yan Feng has already made preparations and is about to set off to slay demons.
However, just as he took one leg, the vortex in the sky suddenly stopped, and the entire back mountain could no longer feel the corpse demon's breath.
Looking at the sky that had returned to normal, Yan Feng paused, with a deep look of confusion on his face: "Eh? The corpse demon is not born again??"
……
After a long while, Zhao Ji collapsed and lay down in the grass behind the house, with a look of exhaling more breath than taking in less.
Zhang Xiu stood far away and explained to him sincerely.
"Brother Zhao, this is all a misunderstanding. When I was in the academy, I was afraid that someone would steal my bean cakes, so I added a little bit of laxative to one of the bean cakes. When I saw you looking so hungry, I was very sad. I can't bear it, under the concern, I accidentally took the wrong one."
"But don't be afraid, the antidiarrheal medicine I gave you was prepared by Liu Jiaoxi himself. Liu Jiaoxi used to be an imperial physician in the palace. Once you take this antidiarrheal medicine, it will take effect immediately. Brother Zhao, please believe it The medical skills taught by Liu!"
Zhao Ji, whose good deed was ruined, lifted his face weakly to look at Zhang Xiu, his small eyes were full of resentment, as if to say: I don't believe in Liu Jiaoxi?I really don't believe you!
Zhang Xiu was amused by his resentful wife-like expression, she shook her head with a smile, and said meaningfully: "Yanfu is not so easy to enjoy, just lie here and wake up. As the saying goes, blessings and misfortunes depend on each other. Maybe you can escape with diarrhea."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiu stopped talking, took a deep breath, adjusted her emotions, left Zhao Ji, and walked back to the hut.
Seeing Zhang Xiu returning to the house with a smile on her face, Wang felt a sense of powerlessness in her heart.
Fortunately, the lustful "weasel" just now had almost no resistance to her beauty, and was obsessed with lust, so he didn't even realize that he was sucking his yang energy.
But this "special" scholar in front of her really felt like she couldn't do anything.
Now she doesn't have enough magic power to forcibly absorb the man's yang energy. As long as Zhang Xiu lasts until dawn, when the sun comes out, her blindness will be lifted, and then she can only watch them leave.
Just when she was racking her brains, thinking about how to seduce Zhang Xiu.
Zhang Xiu suddenly showed a gentle smile, and stretched out his hand cautiously, as if treating a lover, gently put his hand on her shoulder.
Wang's body trembled, and a gleam of light flashed in her beautiful eyes.
Sure enough, there is no cat in the world that does not eat fishy food!
Feeling the temperature from Zhang Xiu's palm, Wang secretly rejoiced in her heart, but her face showed a look of embarrassment that wanted to refuse but she bowed her head with blushing cheeks.
"My lord, men and women can't get married. And just now, I have made a three-life oath with Zhao Lang. You are Zhao Lang's classmate and friend. Please show some respect..."
Zhang Xiu's smile froze slightly, and she withdrew her hand from her icy shoulders. Having verified the guess in her heart, she couldn't help trembling, but she returned to her normal appearance in an instant.
"Ma'am, don't be afraid. Don't look at me as suave and flirtatious. In fact, I am a well-known gentleman in all directions. I do good deeds all day long. Everyone will call me Zhang Dashan when they see me!"
Wang: "..."
At this moment, she really wanted to go along with it without conscience, so as to win Zhang Xiu's favor, but... an honest gentleman or something, I really can't tell it at all!
When Wang was speechless, Zhang Xiu continued: "An honest gentleman like me, unless you just thought in your heart, sure enough, there is no cat in the world who doesn't eat fishy, and then seduces me if you want to refuse and welcome." , I can bear the rest."
Wang's expression froze, her eyes widened in disbelief: "!!!"
How did he know what I was thinking just now? Did I just say what was in my heart?Or... the scholar in front of me can read minds? !
Zhang Xiu smiled slightly: "You didn't say what was in your heart just now, and I don't know much about mind reading."
Wang: "..."
And said you can't read minds! !Even ghosts can't be fooled by such nonsense!
At this time, Wang's heart was beating involuntarily.
The scholar in front of me is really too weird. Could it be some thousand-year-old demon with weird temperament who came here deliberately to play tricks on him?
Even, if he tore his face and tried to catch himself, would he be able to run away...
When Wang was speechless in panic, Zhang Xiu said confidently: "Don't think too much, the reason why I know what you are thinking so well is mainly because... I am invincible in the world when it comes to the routines of fairy dances. !"
Wang: "@#¥%¥#@..."
For a moment, she couldn't help but want to admit that she was just a fairy dance, and then quickly drive Zhang Xiu away...
She felt that if she stayed with Zhang Xiu for a longer time, she might not be able to take a breath of Yang Qi, but she would be driven out of her wits by him first.
At this time, Zhang Xiu suddenly suppressed her smile, and her expression became serious: "But it's about my reputation, even if you are a fairy dancer, I still need to explain it carefully.
The reason why I ran into you before was because I accidentally let the bug run on your shoulder just now. I was a little worried that it was afraid, and I wanted to reach out to appease its emotions. That's why I behaved a little rudely. Please forgive me, Madam. crime. "
Wang: "@#¥%¥#@..."
You've even got the wrong person to appease you!
Wang's cheeks twitched involuntarily, and she turned her head to look at her shoulder. A blood-red beetle lay quietly on her shoulder, staring at Zhang Xiu's small eyes, full of innocence...
There are really bugs!
Her cheeks twitched again, and she reached out to take the beetle down.
However, the moment she stretched out her hand, the beetle exploded violently, turned into a flash of red light, and bit her finger.
A piercing pain came from her fingers, making her lose her mind for a while.
Since becoming a ghost, this seems to be the first time she feels pain...
Just when she was in a trance, a memory that did not belong to her rushed into her mind like a flood.
The signing is successful~ All handsome and generous people, the new book is on the road, please recommend, ask for a monthly ticket, ask for everything~
(End of this chapter)
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