The real Taiyi came here for a visit

Chapter 6

The sky outside the window was dark, and a whistling gust of wind shook the windows and doors.

"Da da da, ling lingling, corpses walk in Yangguan, strangers should not come near, ghosts ask for excuses, who dare not obey!"

A bird with a soul bell and purple feathers in its mouth; a girl in red with a yellow talisman in her left hand and a magic spell in her right hand; a little zombie with a talisman on her forehead; jumping in line from the courtyard to the hall.

thump

"Oh! It hurts me to death, this damn threshold, stinky iron cow, stupid iron cow, get up quickly, you fool, I fell and didn't tell you to fall with me, it's about to crush my aunt to death." Two beautiful butterfly hairpins with twin ponytails danced up and down with the little head crying out for pain.

The purple bird that had already flown to the side lost its soul bell, raised its single wing, and covered the bird like a bird that I don't know them. It's like a lost bird!

He helped up the little girl in red, and tore off the talisman with the naughty face painted on it. The boy in blue Taoist clothes, showing his silly face, was busy patting the dust off the little girl's body.

"Yes, Brother Tie is stupid, yes, yes, I'm sorry, I didn't press, press, hurt you, sister Qingqing," Tie Niu apologized to Niu Qingqing even if he spoke bluntly.

"What are you looking at, what are you laughing at, hello! New here, you are what Mrs. Fu said, you are an apprentice, why don't you come and meet your senior sister, and I will boil water and cook in the future. Talisman paper, herding goats, feeding chickens, catching big fish, and catching my favorite big fish will be left to you, and Tie Niu will take him to teach him how to do things."

Puff~~chi~~

After unscrewing the sparkling drink that he had just taken out of his backpack, Liang Lianzhan lifted his neck and took a sip lightly, letting out an "ah" of satisfaction.

Gudou Gudou took a few more sips.

"Sweet, only the water in my hands can be called fairy dew in this world. Unfortunately, there are only a few bottles left. If you want to do this and that, you should go elsewhere. It's a pity, a pity. , only I can drink this fairy dew, no one is with me, how unbearable loneliness is."

The gossiping Niu Zhenzi, the silly Tieniu, the bird-like purple bird, and the drooling Qingqing all put their heads over and asked greedily.

"Is it really that delicious?"

"Yeah, want a drink?"

"Yes"

"Do you still have to cook, do laundry, herd sheep, and feed chickens?"

"Need not"

"But I didn't say that I would come here to learn Taoism. I never said it. You said it yourself."

The three of them were stunned!

People have never mentioned it, but they are just taking it for granted!

Niu Zhenzi is really impatient. Are you kidding? This guy might really be a Tianyuan Daoist. If you don’t learn Taoism, you need this key to open this lock. Good or bad, black and white, bastards have to eat weights, 100% The matching phase, not to mention that there are songs that can be played, what is the name of the artifact, the hand ~ mobile phone, yes it is the artifact phone.

"Ah, ah, little friend, don't worry, you've seen my skills as an old man, don't you want to be like me? You haven't seen many skills, but I can fight, run, fly, and Calling a super talented person who can attack, defend and make great moves is a real cow, don't you see that there is a word "cow" in my name?" The fingers are even pinched to increase the temptation.

"Wow, you are really, there is a bull in your name, put away your hands first, I don't accept a man who stuns me and then rapes me." Liang Lianzhan hurriedly dodged away.

"Yes, you have to listen to my grandpa. The tribesmen in the village within a hundred miles, no matter whether they are white or black, come to ask my grandpa for anything their witches can't handle. We don't need food. There is no shortage of clothing or money. There are fields and land that are distributed to the Miao people for farming. Grandpa also has a treasure house with gold, white, yellow, copper and other colorful treasures. He is a local tyrant. Do you understand? I can swear that what I said is true because my Tieniu will never be smart for the rest of his life." Niu Qingqing did not hesitate to say the idea of ​​selling Tieniu for a drink.

"Come on, as long as you share the drink with me, the big brother is yours"

"Yes, little friend, there is also a mobile phone, don't forget the mobile phone you told me about when you came here."

"Uh, I want to drink it too"

"唳～～"

make a deal!

In fact, Liang Lianzhan has long wanted to worship Niu Zhenren to learn art. He is the master who has to work hard to develop quietly. The four big rapists, no, there are three now, no matter how small they are, anyway, each of them can kill me at will. The Lord, and Song, who has a huge capitulation reactionary.

"Okay, then I'll resign myself to being a big brother." He took out the last five bottles of drinks and distributed them to them, taught Tie Niu how to unscrew the bottles, and asked Tie Niu to give a bottle to Mrs. Fu and Uncle Fu each. go.

With a sound of "whoosh", the purple bird also chased Tie Niu out.

"This mobile phone, you hold it until you pass it on to me, and then I will teach you how to use it." Liang Lianzhan handed Niu Zhenren a mobile phone boldly.

Niu Qingqing, who was unscrewing the bottle with the drink, rolled his eyes, probably thinking about Niu's real phone.

Niu Zhenren, who disappeared in his hand after taking the phone, cleared his throat, covered his excited body, and said formally: Three days later will be the auspicious day of Tiande, and it is a good day to learn art from a teacher.Qingqing, you first take your brother to the backyard to find a room to live in. Anyway, there are many rooms, choose the one you like.

(End of this chapter)