The real Taiyi came here for a visit

Chapter 8
As the night receded and the twilight rose, the gentle morning light reflected over the distant mountains, over the forests, rippling across the small river, spotted on the budding peach blossoms, leaped over the viewing wall, and fell on the ground.

A rooster with black and yellow feathers enjoys the bright colors brought by the light, flaps its wings very satisfied, and walks out of the chicken coop with its head held high. Mrs. Fu gave it a nice and domineering name called "Eunuch Wei".

Eunuch Wei cherishes this name very much and is very satisfied with this job. Mrs. Fu warned that if you are lazy, you can use it to cook for Qingqing. With a high-pitched voice, it goes to work on time every day and clocks in. Regardless of the weather, it works very hard. He is the eldest in the coop, so he is very satisfied with his current life.As always, the hour has come and a new day of work is about to begin.

Eunuch Wei’s qi gathers in his dantian, puffing out his fluffy chicken breasts, and he is accumulating strength to hold back his energy. With his dantian, his qi is slowly and continuously pressurized up his throat, preparing for the sprint for the high-pitched sound that soars into the sky, and then he will bring A series of continuous high-pitched follow-up series.

This high-decibel continuous high-pitched secret is the skill he relies on for survival and the only way to escape Mrs. Fu's kitchen knife. The sound waves linger in the throat, and the cock's comb becomes red and red. It's time. Big move~~
Come on everybody, Let's go
⊙⊙!
A strange sound that was ten octaves higher came from the backyard, directly interrupting the "oh, oh, oh." The big move and the combo were issued, and Eunuch Wei lost his martial arts at the sudden and strange sound, and almost lost his martial arts. I didn't faint.

Eunuch Wei is both angry and scared. What is angry is that the blind guy has nothing to do. If he doesn’t sleep much, his job will be interrupted. Animals have a unique walking posture. No matter how the body is swung, the head remains fixed. The cross-eyed eyes are opened, and the chicken steps that no relatives recognize, run towards the backyard.

Jumping over the arch, I saw a familiar bird in the scene with trembling pupils.

This purple bird comes to steal eggs all day long. It is a pure pet animal. At this moment, the purple bird is trying its best to tilt its buttocks, its wings are stretched parallel and retracted, its left claw is independent, and its right claw leg is bent and raised, and it is placed inside. , twist the waist and swing, and it is the turn of the right foot to be independent again, the left paw leg is bent and raised, put it inside, lower the head and bend over, twist the waist and buttocks, swing the body three times to the left and then three times
There were three other people in front of the bird doing the same pose, Niu Qingqing and Tieniu, and one of them was the newcomer from yesterday leading the fuck.

No, this guy seems to be following along the top of the stone slab in the lotus pond, and a light object from the movement of a person is shouting; Eunuch Wei will never understand in this life, why such a tall person can be in that black object the size of a palm It exists, and it will move and scream.

Okay, everyone is doing well, come together, three on the left, three on the right, three on the right.
Liang Lianzhan took advantage of the prestige of his senior brother to name Qingqing and Tieniu, and brought them to do morning exercises. Of course, Qingqing would not let go of the good Ziniao who was born and died with him for suffering; In the band exercise music full of surging melody, I quickly followed the mobile phone familiarly, and practiced with the fitness teacher Liu from Taiwan Province in the video, trying to do synchronized movements.

Doing a series of aerobics can be tiring, especially for those who are doing it for the first time. Tie Niu panted heavily and followed Liang Lianzhan naked, sweating, doing the movements clumsily, he knew Just listen to what the big brother says and do it;
Niu Qingqing ignored her already drenched hair, pulled off the sleeves that were in the way, gritted her teeth and sweated. She cherished that she had a partner who could confide in her thoughts. This partner looked very good, and he gave it to her on the first day. Had a delicious drink that I had never had before.

The most miserable one was the purple bird, life would be better than death, it became a drowned chicken, its feathers were so soaked that water could come out, it stretched out its tongue like a dog to dissipate heat, staring at the naked Liang Lianzhan.

"Chirp Chirp~~" scolded: You are really not a bird!

Niu Zhenzi, who was supposed to be doing morning class, was also woken up by the music, but when he opened the door and saw this scene, he smiled happily at this time, laughing from the heart, six years, this is lifeless Finally, new voices, new energy, and new hopes came from the backyard. Although I didn't understand what the prospective apprentice was doing, it seemed that he was practicing Qigong, which was very dynamic and rhythmic.

In fact, Liang Lianzhan, who knew that he was crossing and was determined to develop, originally wanted to run. If he had enough strength to run, he could also run when the enemy was overwhelmed, but he was not familiar with the nearby roads. God knows if Big Big Wolf scares children. , It’s better to do aerobic gymnastics!Safe, efficient, and can lose weight.

Ahem, I forgot that I am 11 years old now, that guy has eaten a lot of money and has a beer belly that hasn't grown yet.

Eunuch Wei was scared away by Mrs. Fu who came to call for breakfast, so he went back to the chicken coop to explain his funeral and do some practical things for the continuation of the life of the group.

In the dining hall, four identical bowls of egg noodles were eaten by three people and one bird.

Liang Lianzhan wondered why the bird was not big but its beak could eat noodles, meat and eggs. It was not slow at all, and it also drank the soup. It was also very smart and humane.

When Liang Lianzhan was about to ask what the bird's name was, he just opened "O".

A lump of saliva spurted out from Xiao Zi's mouth, hit the target, very red hearts!
Liang Lianzhan felt that it was yellow, thick and sticky. The worst thing was that he swallowed the saliva and licked it. Enduring the nausea, he turned into a cynical youth, picked up the kitchen knife and slammed it at the purple bird.

Tieniu and Qingqing held on tightly to the angry youth who was bursting out.

"Don't hurt my little Zi, Xiao Zi recognizes you as a friend"

"This bird is called "Zhen". It has purple feathers, golden crown, silver beak and yellow claws. It has double pupils. It is extremely psychic and understands people's thoughts. Poison shooting, poisoning the sky." Niu Zhenzi also made a move to stop Liang Lianzhan, and continued.

"Based on the same level of combat power, there are Kunlun Qingluan, Fengshen Dafeng, Fire Bird Bifang, and Divine Bird Jiufeng. They can be regarded as the last few of the top ten divine birds, but they are all poisonous, huge poisonous, and small. A tiny feather soaked in wine can poison a whole village."

""Drink Poison and Stop Drinking" refers to this bird. Perhaps only adult phoenixes can be immune to its venom, and the only antidote is his saliva. The saliva will be bigger, thicker and darker."Niu Zhenzi looked at Liang Lianzhan with an expression that you didn't even know you picked up the treasure.

"Three years ago, when I passed by the Five Poison Valley, I rescued it from the poison leader. This greedy little thing loves to eat poison, but it killed the Five Poison Valley, and the insects flew like snakes! I don't know where it came from. Come on, the former teachers didn’t record encountering it, so Qingqing named it ~Xiaozi, and just stayed in the temple to play with it.”Niu Zhenren talked about the origin of this bird with a smile.

"But, do you feel anything wrong?"

"What's wrong?" Liang Lianzhan had a bad feeling, very bad!
"Yeah, ass"

"Gulu Gulu~~Puff puff~~Boom~~"

The gluteal muscles on both sides trembled, the anal sphincter contracted, and liquid flowed out of the trouser pocket; Liang Lianzhan squeezed his buttocks with one hand and covered his belly with the other. Where is the toilet?

The flash flood is about to erupt!

(End of this chapter)