The real Taiyi came here for a visit

Chapter 84 Peeing on me!
Along the way, all the village costumes I encountered were silent in this year when the mountains were covered by heavy snow. There was no atmosphere of celebrating the New Year at all, and many houses were even collapsed by the heavy snow.

People in the Song Dynasty will have a hard time this year, Liang Lianzhan wants to see how the court treats the disaster!
Zhong Xiang, this Mingjiao god stick, is also good enough. He buried all the looted property along the way. A place called Longxikou is a deserted ferry. It can only be reached by bamboo rafts, and the logging is not difficult for the Tujia and Hemiao people. After crossing the West River, they went ashore and arrived at the mouth of Longxi.

Longxikou is located under Fenghuang, surrounded by west water on three sides, and the terrain is low and surrounded by fog all the year round.

It's just that this place gives Bai Xue and Bai Qing a very uncomfortable feeling.They said at the same time: "Corpse!"

When Liang Lianzhan heard the words "Corpse Breeding Place", he directly turned Zhong Xiang over and asked him if he wanted to cheat them.

"Young heroes, how dare the little ones entrap you? The only one brought out is the little one, and the money is buried in the old ferry less than two miles north! I really don't know what kind of dead body is here. As for the land, I just think it is hidden here, and there is a ferry available!" Zhong Xiang was really panicked, and his silver was buried in the place where the corpse was kept.

Seeing that he didn't look like he was telling a lie, Liang Lianzhan let go of his hand and let him lead the way, but at the same time he signaled Tieniu to hold him, Miao Zhuang and Long were at the end, the junior sisters were all in the center, and Lu Yan was floating in the middle. At three feet above the ground, it's not that you can't fly high, but it's useless to fly high.

It's getting foggy!
The entire forward direction is covered so white that it is impossible to see the terrain clearly.

When they arrived at the place where the silver was buried, the Tujia people began to dig under the signal of the bell. After digging for two hours, they brought out about [-] to [-] silver in more than ten large boxes before dark. .

These are the property of looting and killing dozens of villages and villages. If it weren't for this Zhong Xiang to lead the way to the Dingzhou sub-altar to get the property, Liang Lianzhan would personally kill another person, and this time he would definitely kill him.

"Brother, let's go quickly, so as not to have long nights and dreams, this place is very weird!" Miao Zhuang came over and suggested to Liang Lianzhan.

"Let's go, everyone hurry up, pack your boxes and leave, and get out of here before nightfall!" Liang Lianzhan nodded in agreement, and at the same time urged everyone to hurry up.

Just when everyone was about to set off, Long Qi was in a hurry to urinate, yelling, he walked towards the mist not far away, and shouted as he walked: "Brother, I'm in a hurry, wait for me, I'll be back soon. "

Before waiting for an answer, Miaoqie had already walked two hundred steps away, behind a rock.

Seeing someone standing there, Long Qi, who was in a hurry, shouted nonchalantly: Excuse me, excuse me!

After passing by five people, he was so suffocated that he stood on the rock, unbuttoned his trousers, and took out his gun.In his mouth, he still followed the elder brother who yelled when he was urinating in the wild: "Use a bamboo stick to urinate, brother Xilu Wu knows the world, no wonder!"

"Shh~~"

"Brother designed this kind of trousers with buttons. It's really useful. You can pee when you open the skylight."

Miao Qi thought about it, and went down to the ground in a stupid way, and said to the person who stood still and isolated: "It's convenient, you don't need to untie your belt to relieve it!"

anyone?

The belated Miao Qi panicked, and only then did the muscles full of brains remember, how could someone stop here without moving, pointing at the motionless person with trembling stinky hands.

"You, you, who are you, standing, standing, why are you standing here?" The stuttering Miaoqie, his muscles and brains had another attack; instead of running, he moved closer and raised his fists, as if to embolden himself Similarly, we must see what kind of ghosts those people are.

Counting from one to five, a total of five people stood beside them, not stupid enough, and Miao approached close to each other. There was a yellow talisman on the foreheads of the five people, and their clothes were stained with blood. Even missing arms and legs.

"What are you doing, pretending to be a ghost, scaring me, posting some ghost for fun, and showing me your true colors!" The muscle brain gave Miaoqie an order to tear open the yellow talisman.

If Miaoqi hadn't dozed off while listening to Niu Zhenzi and popularizing basic Taoism knowledge, he would never have torn off the yellow talisman with the edict written on it.

He also tore off five corpse talismans in a row.

"Damn, this is really ugly, you guys really died, right?" Muscle Brain gave the verbal command again.

The deadly five corpses lost the suppression of the corpse-suppressing talisman, the facial muscles began to twitch, the corners of the eyes twitched non-stop, and the zombie teeth in the mouth were exposed. One of the corpses may have been cut in the eye by a knife , Injured muscle tissue kept blinking fine.

"Snapped"

A slap on the zombie who kept blinking at him, this is a slap command from the muscle brain!
"Ow!"

After being beaten, the zombie started to go crazy, opened its dead fish eyes, exposed its fangs, stretched out its hands, and grabbed Miaoqie's neck, strangling it to death.

"Ah, there is a ghost!" This time, Miaoqie's muscles and brain disappeared and returned to normal.

The basic skills that he usually practiced with his big brother Liang Lianzhan came out. Under the body's response, Miaoqie's right hand passed through the zombie's hand that locked his neck from below, and his left hand overlapped at the elbow joint of the opponent's right arm. Press down firmly at the same time.

After feeling the looseness of the hand that locks the neck, Miao Qi summoned his true strength, retracted his right hand, pulled the corpse’s hand outward with his left hand, put his right foot into the horse’s body, bent his right arm upwards, and pushed the zombie to the ground with an elbow. Go out, and the four zombies that were coming to attack also flew out at once.

It may be that the strong wind driven by the force of this blow blew away the mist around him, allowing Miao Qie to see at least dozens of zombies with yellow talismans standing still around him.

Immediately, he was so frightened that he yelled: "Zombie time, there are a lot of zombies!", and immediately turned around and ran outside.

The people in the distance heard Miao Qie yelling, Liang Lianzhan immediately shouted: "Everyone prepare for battle, Miao Qie runs here", while using the voice to let Miao Qie identify the direction so that he would not run around, while still He stared into the air at Lu Yan who was still playing with her mobile phone.

Lu Yan was stared at by Liang Lianzhan, put away her phone, and made a face downwards to cover up her responsibility for negligence.

Miao Qie came out of the fog in response to the sound, and at the same time attracted five zombies who all looked like they had died tragically!Stumbling towards the crowd.

Just when Liang Lianzhan wanted to come forward to solve the trouble with a fierce move.

"I come!"

After seeing the tragic death of the zombie, and the corpse seemed to have just died, it was a walking corpse and not a zombie. After feeling that there was something wrong here, Bai Xue rushed out from Liang Laizhan, and took a piece of paper from Niu Zhenzi when he went out. From the gossip storage bag, I took out the ink fountain.

Holding Fajue, he shouted: "Tie up!"

Under the blessing of mana, the original black ink thread came out of the ink fountain and turned into a luminous rune line with small order characters. It was tied and locked to the five corpses, and they were all bound and unable to move.

After the five walking corpses were tied up, they kept howling wildly, and the screams they made were terrifying.

Bai Qing, who could hear the goosebumps, directly performed a small empty earth technique, and the five walking corpses all fell into the earth pit that suddenly appeared, and then performed the technique again, burying all the walking corpses in it, making the walking corpses The top of his head was exposed, and now he was much quieter, so he just kept quiet, and Miaoqie was still screaming.

"There's still a lot to come!"

Hearing these words, everyone is like a big enemy, they are all on alert, preparing for a big battle.

"Ring ring ring ring~~"

Hundreds of walking corpses with yellow talismans jumped out of the fog and surrounded everyone in an organized manner.

"If you ask the heaven where the way is, the way is ruthless and there is no need to return; why not worry when the lamp is extinguished when people die, leaving only the remnant body to be blamed"

"Ring ling ling ling~~ring lingling~~"

Someone from behind chanted a spell, and the ringing of the bell became more rapid.

"Bell~~"

The sound of a huge bell caused everyone to cover their ears, but Miaoqie, who was the target of the attack, was still knocked unconscious and fell to the ground without moving. The people behind seemed unwilling to let Miaoqiu go. Under the sky, cover Miaoqie's body.

"Use yang to move, use yin to calm, morality is born, and form is formed!" Baixue chanted a mantra, pinched the spell, and shouted:
"Ghost Valley Thaumaturgy - Dustbreaker"

"puff"

A big pale ghostly hand with pitch-black nails broke through the ground and slapped the big bell.

"when"

The huge bell that was slapped and deviated from the target hit Miaoqie's body, causing Miaoqie to bounce directly.

"People"

Without waiting for the enemy to make another move, Liang Lianzhan used black and white yin and yang swordsmanship, his right hand clawed at Miao and just sucked him back to the main formation firmly.

"bell"

The big bell that was photographed wanted to fly up again and continued to attack Miaoqie.

"Ghost Valley Thaumaturgy-Zonghengzhi"

Bai Xue squeezed her left hand back and snapped her fingers facing the bell, and a palm exactly the same as before broke through the ground with fingers.

With one finger, the giant bell bounced back.

"when"

The person in the back put one foot on the big bell, causing it to make a loud bang steadily.

The owner of the big bell appeared, a middle-aged Taoist wearing a black-pattern gossip Taoist robe, with wet hair on his face, as if he had just been drenched by something. There is also a foul smell.

Bai Xue didn't wait for someone to speak, she made a Taoist disciple salute and said very respectfully: "I don't know why senior is so angry, if I offend you, I hope I can forgive you."

"Excuse me, I have to lie on my skin today, sleep soundly, I was killed by this guy, I pissed, I pissed on me!" Sao Wei, pointed at Miao and cursed fiercely in a nasal voice.

(End of this chapter)