Siheyuan: Start with a big car

Chapter 89 Yan Bugui hangs himself, Jia Zhang's undead summons

Three poles in the sun.

On the second day after the marriage, Li Weidong was woken up by the noise around noon.

"Sister-in-law of the Jia family, you are too heartless to explain a half-closed door."

"Jia Zhang, come out and explain to me clearly!"

It seems that Yan Bugui had endured for two days, and finally he was going to attack the Jia family.

Li Weidong carefully pulled his arm out from under Yu Li's neck.

Seeing her white and smooth brows furrowed tightly, she couldn't help taking a bite.

Yu Li's long eyelashes trembled slightly, and her eyes slowly opened. Seeing Li Weidong's handsome face, her little face blushed suddenly.

"Lie down for a while, I'll cook for you. Boo." Yu Li struggled to sit up.

"Well, don't lie down anymore, there seems to be a quarrel outside, I'll go and have a look. There's no need to cook, it's almost noon, let's go outside to eat later."

Li Weidong got dressed, yawned, and left the room.

Yu Li got up and saw the mess on the red sheet, her little face panicked with embarrassment.

Yu Li, Yu Li, you are such a well-educated girl, how come you can't hold it in bed!

Yu Li finally attributed the reason to Li Weidong being too attractive.

With such a handsome appearance, which girl doesn't have weak legs after seeing her?
"Tear off the quilt quickly, or else that girl Yu Haitang will be a guest, and it will be troublesome if she sees it!"

Yu Li pulled the quilt, and a handkerchief fell from the quilt.

Yu Li quickly folded the handkerchief and put it at the bottom of the box.

the other side.

When Li Weidong came to the door of Jia's house, the outside was already full of people.

It has to be said that the residents of the courtyard house have formed the habit of eating melons.

As long as there is any trouble, they will swarm around it.

Xu Damao had dark circles under his eyes, with blood streaks hanging from the corners of his eyes, yawning, and squeezed in with erratic footsteps.

Silly Zhu also squeezed into the crowd to watch the excitement.

Seeing the blood on Xu Damao's face, Silly Zhu began to get angry: "Hey, Da Mao, you were beaten by your wife again?"

Xu Damao glared at him: "Hey! Grandson. I have a daughter-in-law, unlike some people who don't have a daughter-in-law and can only follow the widow's ass all day long."

"Okay, your thief grandson wants to be beaten again, right?" Sha Zhu rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat Da Mao.

At this time, the door of Jia's house opened, and Mrs. Jia Zhang came out.

The good show started, both of them turned off the fire, it was important to watch the excitement.

Li Weidong also squeezed in.

I saw Jia Zhang holding a mirror frame.

The old comrades on the frame seemed helpless because of too many appearances.

As expected of Jia Zhang, the starting gesture is to summon Lao Jia, which is interesting now.

"What did you invite Big Brother Jia out for?" The third mother was a little timid, and took two steps back.

"Sister-in-law Jia, I won't bother you about Cuihua's affairs. You just need to return the matchmaker gift." Yan Bugui also felt that the matter was difficult and had to make concessions.

Bullying orphans and widows is not good to say!
"Oh, his third master, I didn't know that Cuihua had half-closed the door, besides, the matchmaker's mouth is deceiving, you are not allowed to ask clearly, you can blame me!"

While talking, Jia Zhang turned his head and pulled out the stick.

While no one else was paying attention, she gave Bang Jiao a wink.

"Ah... woo woo woo..." Stick started to cry loudly.

With the momentum in the atmosphere of stick stems, the power of the summoning of the undead doubled, and the hairs of the people around the audience exploded.

"It's not that you're playing a rascal! Fortunately, Brother Jia and I have been friends for many years, so you tricked me like this!" Yan Pugui was so angry that his mouth trembled.

Mrs. Jia Zhang squatted on the ground and began to cry: "Old Jia, Lao Jia, you left early, leaving us orphans and widows to be bullied by others, and I will not live anymore. Take me away quickly. Bar!"

The summoning of the undead was officially launched, and the crowd of onlookers felt panicked for a while, with goose bumps all over their bodies.

Yan Bugui knew that it would not be so easy to get the money back.

But that was two dollars, equivalent to half his life.

Yan Bugui gritted his teeth: "Jia Zhang, you are playing a scoundrel, right? Well, I will fight with you today."

Yan Bugui 'Ceng Ceng' ran back to the house, and 'Ceng Ceng' ran back again, with a yellowed strip of white cloth in his hand.

Sha Zhu joked: "Third Master, you have to mourn for Lao Jia~"

Yan Bugui ignored him, ran to the door of Jia's house, put a strip of white cloth on the lintel, and tied a knot.

Turning to look at the crowd: "Xie Cheng, bring the stool over."

"Hey, come on!"

Yan Jiecheng moved a stool, and Yan Bugui stood on the stool tremblingly, with his head buried in the white cloth.

He turned his head and stared at Mrs. Jia Zhang: "If you don't return the matchmaking gift today, I will die at your doorstep."

Jia Zhang was dumbfounded: "This..."

Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai who were watching the excitement also panicked.

Putting your life on the line for two dollars is impossible for others, but this Yan Bugui can't guarantee it.

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly said: "Silly Zhu, hurry up and save your third master."

Just as Shazhu was about to step forward, Yan Bugui kicked the stool wildly: "Whoever dares to come over, I will really hang myself!"

hiss.

hiss.hiss.

hiss.hiss.hiss.

The onlookers who were eating melons suddenly took a deep breath.

Died in front of someone else's house, this old teacher also went all out.

Li Weidong silently praised Yan Bugui in his heart.

Fight fire with fire, well done.

One is hanged, and the other is the greeting of the undead. Both sides released their ultimate moves, and the situation is deadlocked.

In the end, it was Qin Huairu who stood up.

She knew that Jia Zhang had really gone too far this time.

If Yan Bugui was really allowed to hang himself at the door, then his Jia family would be outraged.

He hurried to the house, found two yuan from under the bed, and stuffed it into Yan Bugui's hand.

She bowed deeply: "Third Master, I'm really sorry, my mother-in-law is getting old, and sometimes she just likes to be confused, but she has no evil intentions.

You are an old teacher, a man of culture, and have a high level of consciousness. Please forgive her this time! "

Who can really hang himself!
Yan Bugui got the money, stuck his head out of the white silk, and said gratifiedly, "Qin Huairu, it's really a great blessing for the Jia family to have you."

After that, he turned his head and gave Jia Zhang a hard look: "Old sister-in-law, you have gone too far this time!"

After getting the money, Yan Bugui also knew that according to Jia Zhang's urination, it was impossible to get more money, so he took the third mother back to the front yard.

A farce came to an end.

Back at the house, Mrs. Jia Zhang complained to Qin Huairu: "Daughter-in-law, Uncle Huang asked for the matchmaker's gift yesterday, and you shouldn't return the money to Yan Pugui today. It's a mess at home. Cooperate with me." You have been busy for so many days."

Qin Huairu said: "Mom, why are you so confused, Uncle Huang will find someone to deal with you. Yan Bugui played such a trick today, and the spitting stars can drown our family."

Alas, this old woman is also old, and she has suffered a lot in the last few actions. How will the Jia family live in the future!

Jia Zhang also knew that if the quarrel continued, the public would be outraged.

She is just not reconciled.

What made her even more angry was that at the wedding banquet, every household shared a lot of leftovers.

When it was her turn, Liu Haizhong told Sha Zhu not to give her leftovers.

Really pissed off.

Isn't it just that I didn't pay the share money, the money belongs to everyone anyway, so is it worth it?
Thinking of leftovers, she thought of Shazhu, and whispered: "Daughter-in-law, Shazhu hasn't given away leftovers recently, you have to think of a way."

The corners of Qin Huairu's mouth curled up slightly.

After these few days of PUA, Sha Zhu should be subdued, and it's time to test the results.

(End of this chapter)