Invincible from the bad guy Hades

Chapter 17
Everyone stared straight at Zhu Yougui who was berating Fang Qiu at the dinner table, hoping for an explanation.

Zhu Yougui didn't want to explain too much, so I introduced it to everyone in a funny way:
"He is the great heaven."

Everyone suddenly shrank their eyes, trembled violently, and their hearts were shaken in panic. They didn't expect to meet an old lunatic who was a peerless master.

This is too exciting!

It made everyone re-open their eyes and look at this old man with a high-level gaze, but he has no demeanor of a superior person, no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like it!
After the old Taoist raised his neck and drank a small jar of wine, he hiccupped comfortably, and laughed and said to everyone:
"I don't take advantage of you either. Daoist, I know astronomy first, and geography second, and I know everything about medicine, divination and astrology. We meet each other today by fate. I'll do a fortune-telling calculation for each of you, and I'll pay for the wine."

Fortune teller?

Li Xingyun and others looked at Zhu Yougui collectively in an instant. Did they meet their colleagues?

Zhu Yougui coughed a few times in embarrassment. If he knew that he shouldn't have fooled them into saying that he was a god, it would be so embarrassing if he was exposed in the future.

"I'll come, I'll come."

Lu Linxuan was the first to raise his hand happily. Ever since Zhu Yougui shocked everyone with his spoiler, they were all very interested in the metaphysics of fortune-telling.

Every day I wish Zhu Yougui could reveal more.

It's a pity that in order to maintain the integrity of the plot as much as possible, Zhu Yougui didn't pass them too much, and made them return bitterly again and again.

"What a beautiful and exquisite girl, ice and snow hibiscus."

With a sound of "dong", the old Taoist knocked the empty wine jar on the table heavily, then wiped his mouth, and stared at Lu Linxuan's beautiful face lewdly.

While talking, he grabbed Lu Linxuan's hand and squeezed it carefully, "There is love and righteousness, daring to love and hate, but it's a pity that the talent in martial arts is not good enough."

Lu Linxuan's face turned red from being touched, and his body squirmed, and then the crazy old man touched the fragrant shoulder along his wrist, his face full of intoxication, "It's definitely not ordinary!"

"Okay! You can take advantage of it, you, I'll kill you, you bastard!"

It's a pity that the crazy old man was suddenly kicked away with two feet before he finished speaking. It was Li Xingyun and Zhang Zifan who kicked out in anger at the same time, and the two footprints were on the old man's chest, but the old man turned over and landed on the seat like a feather fluttering .

After hiccupping, he opened another jar of fine wine, watching people's faces while drinking.

"Send him away quickly!"

Seeing that he couldn't beat this old man, Li Xingyun frowned and waved his hand in disgust, not wanting to say anything more to him.

Shangguan Yunque let out an "oh", agreed helplessly, stood up and pulled the old Taoist priest to go out, and said while pulling.

"Hey, when you've eaten and drank enough, go and rest where you can cool off, you..."

Before he finished speaking, the old Taoist suddenly grabbed his wrist with his backhand, and Shangguan Yunque immediately began to yell, trying to break free.

"Hey, what are you doing? I kindly invite you to eat and drink. You can't think wrongly. Let my Xingyun misunderstand that. That's not okay."

The old Taoist stared wide-eyed, looked at Shangguan Yunque's wrist, and praised him.

"Well, the bones are amazing."

"Nonsense, I, Shangguan Yunque, am a natural beauty."

The old Taoist still touched his wrist, closed his eyes, twisted his beard and shook his head, pretending to be an outsider, and made another comment.

"You are by no means ordinary."

"Oh?" Shangguan Yunque listened, his eyes lit up immediately, as if he had found a bosom friend, "You are really accurate."

Then, he heard the last half of the sentence:

"Not male...not female..."

Shangguan Yunque froze in embarrassment.

"puff--"

Hearing the old Taoist's comment, everyone beat their chests and stomped their feet and burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at... what are you laughing at! Don't laugh!"

Here, Shangguan Yunque stomped his feet angrily, but the old Taoist suddenly let go of him. He walked around to Zhang Zifan and kept looking around, looking left and right, and the latter felt hairy in his heart, and couldn't help asking questions.

"You... what do you see me doing?"

"Hi, are you my son?"

"Are you all right?"

This remark made everyone angry, Zhang Zifan understood Shangguan Yunque's mood just now.

Hearing the words, Lu Linxuan leaned closer to his ear, muttering softly.

"This man probably lost the child carelessly."

The old Taoist was staring blankly at Zhang Zifan, whose face looked familiar.

"Ox-nosed, what do you mean!"

The old Taoist ignored the croaking people, looked around, and suddenly fixed his eyes on Li Xingyun, his eyes lit up immediately, and he shouted in surprise:
"It's definitely not an ordinary product in the world!"

Seeing something amiss, Shangguan Yunque quickly interrupted, swearing his sovereignty.

"Hey, didn't you fall in love with him, tell you that Xingyun is already mine."

"shut up."

Li Xingyun first yelled at Shangguan Yunque, and after the latter turned his head angrily, he turned to the old Taoist with a look of disdain.

"I said, can you use a new set of words, see clearly."

As he spoke, he pointed at Shangguan Yunque again, emphasizing every word.

"I'm not like that one, I'm a man! Pure!"

"Hate!"

"Rare, really rare!"

While Shangguan Yunque was snorting coquettishly, the old Taoist kept looking at Li Xingyun and continued to speak. His unwavering concentration caused the young man to stare.

Before he could get angry, he heard words that made his whole body stiff.

"Unexpectedly, in this kind of place, you can also meet phoenix sons and grandchildren!"

"what?"

The people at the table suddenly became silent, and there was a complete silence. Lu Linxuan, Zhang Zifan and Shangguan Yunque all stared at the old Taoist priest like Li Xingyun.

Li Xingyun glanced at everyone and asked vigilantly.

"Who the hell are you?"

Afterwards, the crazy old man didn't pay attention to another sentence, and looked left and right, everyone who was looked at by his eyes couldn't help feeling terrified.

"Something."

Zhu Yougui drank a glass alone, couldn't help but laughed and broke the silence.

"Hey, this is such a coincidence, today I don't watch the face-to-face Taoist anymore, and if I continue to watch it, I'm afraid I will be punished by the heavens..."

The crazy old man just wanted to say something more to pretend to be coercive, but after he casually glanced at Zhu Yougui, he shut up, holding the last jar of wine with a solemn expression, and was about to run away with oil on his feet.

It's a pity that they were held back by two people again. Li Xingyun and Zhang Zifan blocked the door at the same time, and said maliciously:
"Don't go, it's agreed that each person will count once, isn't there one left?"

As he spoke, the corner of his mouth made a gesture towards a certain Zhu who was drinking by himself in the corner.

It goes without saying, obviously saying that you missed one.

"Ah, this!"

"This face has a billion points of strangeness, it is truly not ordinary in the world! The secret of heaven must not be leaked."

The crazy old man shook his head, and then sneaked a glance at Zhu Yougui, looking at Zhu Yougui who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, his eyes shrank suddenly, and a thin layer of cold sweat covered his forehead, as if he saw something terrible.

He wasn't blind, he had already noticed this abnormality as soon as he came in, and he calculated silently in his heart as soon as he entered the door.

But the end result is, without exception,
Mysterious and mysterious horror!
This is the first time this strange situation, he...

Persuaded!

"Hey, look at my violent temper, today I insist on hearing a few words from you." Li Xingyun raised his eyebrows, rolled up his sleeves and shouted.

Why was everyone dug up, except you?

Even Lu Linxuan, Shangguan Yunque and Zhang Zifan looked sideways, expressed their support, and were curious about Zhu Yougui's secret.

Zhu Yougui smiled, and said calmly: "I'm also curious, so you can just talk about it."

Hearing what he said, the crazy old man simply let go of his heart, and said with a look of mourning:

"Wearing horns on the head, red hair shawls, and the body is faintly entwined with the dragon spirit of luck. This is very likely to be the unicorn with different phases mentioned in the photo book. The ancients said that when the unicorn comes out, the emperor appears! Either you are born to be a king, or you can read it once." Becoming a demon, good and evil are all of one mind. Tsk... The mysterious and mysterious fate of this kid is simply more outrageous and terrifying than the son of a dragon! Oh, I can’t say any more, I’m about to be struck by lightning, I’m going to go on Looking for my son..."

As he was talking, the crazy old Taoist suddenly shrank his neck, fearing that the secret would be revealed in his old age, so he waved his hands and resolutely stopped talking. Holding the last jug of wine, he left insanely, just like when he came...

　In ancient times, people who were very superstitious and born with visions were extremely extraordinary.

　　For example, Zhu Yuanzhang with a horse face, Liu Bei with long arms over his knees and big ears, Guan Yu with a red face, and Xiang Yu with double pupils... By the way, why do you grow horns when you are crazy?Is it atavism?This point is horrifying to think about.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)