terminator bodyguard

Updated: 2012-10-31

The sunlight outside the window shone in, and there was a dangling reflection on the floor. 【leaf*】【*】

Tian Ze opened his eyes, he saw the light, but not the person.He remembered everything that happened last night, but he stubbornly believed that he was drunk after drinking the instant noodle soup, so what happened later was a dream, something in a dream.But when he struggled to get up, he realized he was bound sprawled to the bedposts.

This situation profoundly illustrates the fact that what happened last night was true.

So how can such absurd things be possible and how can they be true?

What about the woman in the cheongsam?

Fatty Tian raised his neck and glanced between his legs.The underwear is still on her body, and she still has a majestic posture that supports the sky.He suddenly felt a little disappointed, if last night that cheongsam beauty Qi Diao Wanrongran did something to him when he was fainting, even if he had no feelings or memories, that would be good.But she tied herself so artistically, how could she do nothing?How could she resist the temptation of her strong body?

Jingle, Jingle, Jingle.

The cell phone on the bedside table rang, but Pang wanted to get it but couldn't.At this time, footsteps came, and Qi Diao Wanrong pushed the door and walked in carrying her silver metal box.

Qi Diao Wanrong looked at Fatty Tian, ​​observed carefully and then said softly: "How do you feel?"

"Very bad! Do you know what you are doing? You broke into a house and used violence to kidnap and imprison a people's policeman. Do you know that this is a crime? Do you know how many years you will spend in prison for this?" Tian Ze looked angry.To deal with neuropathy, sometimes scaring may achieve good results.

"Your laws have no effect on non-existent people like me. Don't use your laws to deter me. If it weren't for the fact that you are Li Zaki's father, I wouldn't appear in front of you." Woolen cloth."

"..."

She tied people up like this, and she was so arrogant. What made Tian Ze unacceptable was that all of this was because of his son who was born with a certain key virus.It made him feel like he was a stallion, a stallion for whom he was destined.It doesn't feel good.However, Pang is inexplicably proud because he owns a shotgun that can save the world.If the world didn't have his chubby body, human beings might not exist...

Oh shit!Am I going crazy too?Fat quickly stopped the messy thoughts in his mind, he stared at Qi Diao Wanrong, and pretended to be serious: "It's still too late for you to repent, you just tied me up, and you tied me up on the bed, not on the ground... Personally, I am willing to forgive you. (·~) You let me go, I will not blame you."

Qi Diao Wanrong came over, sat on the edge of the bed, and had a large syringe in her hand as if by magic.

Fatty Tian suddenly became nervous, "You...what are you going to do?"

"Give you an injection. This injection that can perfect your genes and transform your physique requires two injections. I gave you one injection last night, and now I need a second injection." Qi Diao Wanrong raised the syringe as she spoke. Get up, gently push the tail, and push out a little air bubble in the syringe.

Haoyue-like wrists, slender and even fingers, and a serious expression give people the feeling that she was born to give people injections. If she doesn't get injections, even if she is asked to become the president of the United States, it will be a waste of talent.

Fatty Tian was not in the mood to appreciate the beauty of the cheongsam nurse, and he became even more nervous when he saw the green injection in the needle, "What injection are you giving me? You wouldn't make juice from cucumbers or apple pomace in the refrigerator and Come give me an injection?"

"Your IQ is about the same as that of a reptile, and I'm too lazy to explain it to you deeply, and you don't understand it. I just want to tell you that this is the most proud scientific research achievement of our revolutionary army. Tianren 1, only those Only those with outstanding contributions and important identities can be injected. It is very valuable and precious, and it is actually a waste to give injections to people like you."

Tazawa, "..."

Inexplicably being tied to the bed by someone, and being given two injections for no reason, forget all these, it can be reluctantly accepted, but she actually called him a reptile!

This made Fat even want to die.

Qi Diao Wanrong suddenly pierced Tian Ze's chubby chest with an oversized needle.Her movements are so chic and crisp.

Three seconds later, his fat body began to shake again, sweating black and foaming at the mouth.

Jingle bell, jingle bell.

The phone on the bedside table rang again.

Qi Diao Wanrong's willow eyebrows frowned slightly, she picked up the phone, observed it for a few seconds before pressing the answer button.

"Smelly, it's rare to go home to see my mother even if you take a few days off. Why didn't you answer the phone just now? Are you looking for death?" A middle-aged woman's voice came from the receiver, full of resentment and anger a feeling of. ( ·~ )

Qi Diao Wanrong hesitated for a moment, and said, "Are you looking for Tian Ze? He is still sleeping and can't answer your call."

The middle-aged woman on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed, "Oh, you are Tian Ze's girlfriend? This little brat didn't even bring her back to show me... Oh yes, I'm dead Fat mother... No, I am Tian Ze's mother, and my name is Yang Kaihui. Girl, you can call me Aunt Hui, or you can call me Auntie... By the way, were you together last night? Also, girl, what is your name? name?"

"Auntie? You misunderstood." She said coldly.

"Hehe, how could it be a misunderstanding? You all lived together last night... By the way, girl, how many people are there in your family? What jobs do your parents have? How old are you this year? What job do you do? What about it? How did you meet my Fatty? And..."

Qi Diao Wanrong's willow eyebrows frowned even higher, she tied the phone, she didn't want to hear the noisy voice of the woman on the other end of the phone.

How could that noisy woman think that she had such an ambiguous relationship with Fatty Tian?

In the rebel army, I don't know how many handsome officers and scientific geniuses with amazing IQs pursued me, but why couldn't a man like Tian Ze come to him?

As far as his appearance is in violation of laws and regulations, it's okay to be sorry for the people and the party, but he still has the bad habit of watching porn while eating instant noodles, which is very unreasonable.

Jingle bell, jingle bell.

The phone on the bedside table rang again.

This time Qi Diao Wanrong did not answer.Regardless of the fat trapped on the bed, she got up and returned to the small living room.Then she opened her silver metal box, and soon, a three-dimensional interface appeared in the void.She stretched out her light white hands and quickly moved and manipulated the interface.

In fact, she was doing the same thing last night when Fatty fell asleep, using Tian Ze's wireless network to receive various data in the network.The silver metal box she brought with her was actually a computer from the future, but it was a little different from the current laptop, and it had some space for her to put small things like underwear and makeup.Her weapon was also in the case, a small lady's pistol.

She downloaded a huge amount of data last night, but this time she wanted to send the task briefing back through a special channel.

It was dusk when Tazawa woke up again.

This time, he was surprised to find that he was a little different from before.

No, it is very different!

He has a habit of smoking, and every time he wakes up, his throat feels dry and dry, which is very uncomfortable.But this time was different, he slept for almost a day and a night, but instead of the dry and dry feeling in his throat, there was a slightly sweet refreshing feeling.Then he found that his chubby body was raised higher, standing upright like a flagpole.This is a manifestation of abundant kidney qi, and the kidney is the foundation of life. Sufficient kidney qi means that the kidney function is strong and powerful, so the health of the kidney will naturally be better.

He moved his eyes to the door, which was open, and his gaze went over the door to the living room.He was surprised to find that his sight was much better than usual, and he could clearly see some subtle things in the corner of the living room at a glance.It was a one-dollar coin, and a black, oily cockroach was crawling in that dark corner.He listened attentively, and was immediately taken aback. He even heard the sound of someone breathing in the living room!

If one person wants to hear the sound of another person's breathing, unless it is a very close position and a little farther away, unless it is the abnormal panting sound, it cannot be heard at all.However, he was lying on the bed, at least ten meters away from the living room, and there was a wall separating him. How could he hear the slight breathing of the people in the living room?To know this level of breathing, in normal times, it would be difficult for him to hear it even if he stood opposite him!

The person in the living room was Qi Diao Wanrong, she walked into the bedroom again when her fat face was full of surprise and she was thinking wildly.Obviously, she also has the ability to be fat, and even stronger!

This time Fat didn't roar anymore, and he didn't feel angry or unhappy when he saw Qi Diao Wanrong.The fact that he felt comfortable and weird.He's not a fool who can't stop thinking about it, and he knows exactly what has changed in him.From this, it was not difficult for him to figure out whether what Qi Diao Wanrong said was true.Although he didn't say it out loud, he had already begun to believe it in his heart.

"You... Are you really someone from 50 years later?" After a brief silence, Tian Ze still couldn't help asking.

Qi Diao Wanrong didn't answer, she walked to the bed and reached out to untie the ropes on Tian Ze's hands and feet.

"If you don't speak, I will take it as your acquiescence." Tian Ze said.

Qi Diao Wanrong glanced at him and said, "How do you feel?"

Tian Ze felt very depressed when he answered the wrong question, but he still said patiently: "This time I feel very comfortable. By the way, do you still have that Tianren No. [-] injection? Give me a few more injections?"

"Do you think that injection is a vaccination for pigs and cows?"

"..."

"Go take a shower, you stink to death."

Tian Ze got up from the bed, "Then you tell me, all this is true. If you don't tell me, I won't take a bath, and I will keep stinking at you."

Qi Diao Wanrong looked at Tian Ze coldly, his eyes were like looking at a poor primary school student who failed in all aspects of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor.The child is hopeless.

"Okay, I believe you." Tian Ze shrugged, "Then you are my bodyguard now, right? You will be with me 24 hours a day, right?"

"Yes, I will be by your side 24 hours a day and help you find your wife until the child is born."

Tian Ze's squinted eyes lit up immediately, and he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.

"Also, I am not your bodyguard. I am your guardian. From now on, all your actions must be under my command and under my control."

Fatty Tian's smile suddenly froze on his face.

"Also, your information is fairly comprehensive, but your wife's information is very confusing... We have not been able to find out who your wife is, but I guess, it must not be very good, so you The most important task now is to find a girl to fall in love with. Once I feel that your love partner matches the situation I know, you will marry her and have children. At that time, you will be free again, and I have also completed my task."

"..."

This proud and conceited female warrior, Hou Dutao and Shuanglong Xizhu can no longer deal with her, Fat feels that only by pushing a cart with an old man can she forcefully lower her proud head!

Fatty Tian ran into the bathroom to take a shower.

"By the way, your mother called earlier." Qi Diao Wanrong's voice came from outside the bathroom.

"what did she say?"

"She urged you to find her a daughter-in-law and give birth to grandchildren for her to hug." The cold and arrogant female warrior sometimes lies against her conscience.

"Haha." Fatty smiled, "Don't pay attention to her, if she doesn't act like this, she won't be my mother. She doesn't think much about what she says, she says what she thinks. If she says something that makes you unhappy, you Never mind."

There was silence outside the bathroom.

"By the way, I have deleted those unhealthy movies in your computer, and I will prohibit you from watching those movies in the future. In that case, you will be addicted to solving problems by yourself, and the quality of your feed will decline..."

despair!Suddenly there was the sound of a heavy object falling on the floor tiles in the bathroom.