Alliance: A Great Compassion Mantra, I make the whole network autistic

Chapter 2 I didn't even want to play!
Secretly thinking about the way forward, Su Ye only felt very relaxed in his heart, so even if he saw an advertisement for "Fish Live Streaming" popping up on the right side of the mobile phone page, he was not disgusted, and even became interested.

In order not to affect the tense atmosphere in the EDG lounge, he deliberately turned down the volume of his phone before clicking on the advertisement.

Or it might be because of the network freeze. After Su Ye clicked on the advertisement, the web version of the live broadcast room that popped up was a black screen, and he could only hear his voice, but not the host.

Vaguely, Su Ye seemed to hear a drake howling:

"Fun is fun, trouble is trouble, don't make fun of your sister Zhou!"

"High heels, leggings..."

"Don't compare yourself too much, if you want to compare..."

Su Ye's expression gradually became strange.

As the screen of the live broadcast room was loaded, Su Ye saw the familiar female anchor in his memory.

In front of the camera, she was wearing a black off-the-shoulder sweater, with light brown and black hair hanging over her shoulders. At first glance, she was considered a beauty.

It's just that the big lama's way of speaking, coupled with exaggerated and funny expressions, made Su Ye want to laugh.

"As expected of a resistance fighter..."

Su Ye muttered in his heart, fearing that laughing out loud would affect Abu's reprimand of Aguang, so he quickly closed the live webpage.

Later, Su Ye discovered that there was a "post bar" icon on the phone.

He thought about it, then clicked in.

On the earth before Su Ye crossed over, there were many holy sites for online social networking, including Tieba, Weibo, Zhihu, Xiaochishu, Douban, Ins, Little Blue Bird, etc...

Because the audiences of the major Internet holy places are different, they have been dubbed more detailed aliases by netizens, which are:

Post Bar: Men's Restroom
Meager: Ladies Restroom
Zhihu: Scenic toilets
Little Reading: Garbage Dump

Douban: Septic tank
ins: gun tower

Little Bluebird: Whole Grain Flakes

Of course, Su Ye was just exaggerating. For example, he didn't know what the "gun tower" and "cereal" were for.

All he really knows is a "men's toilet".

In the post bar, you can learn a lot about the e-sports industry.

Sure enough, as soon as he clicked on the post bar, Su Ye saw a post on the homepage from "Stress Responsibility" - "How do you evaluate the performance of EDG's top laner today?"

"The taste is really strong..." Su Ye clicked his tongue secretly, he seemed to have thought of how tragic the reply below the post was.

Anti-pressure back pot bar, referred to as anti-bar, also known as "e-sports toilet".

The biggest characteristics of anti-baba friends: extremely low quality, three coffins, and bad mouth.

However, bad mouth is bad mouth, they are very fair when evaluating professional players, whether they are strong or weak, they will all be called "animals", such as: Jian Hu, Song Hu, etc...

It is impossible for any professional player to escape the poisonous tongue of the "anti-bar man".

Their predecessors have become inferior, and their credit is indispensable.

Of course, anti-bar people are not just as simple as spraying professional players. Bar friends also often greet each other's parents and [-] generations of ancestors in a friendly way, and even become ruthless even themselves...

Anti-bar classic quote: Anti-bar big stage, you come if you have a horse.

Su Ye shook his head and sighed, giving up the idea of ​​clicking into this post about A Guang to read the reply.

It's nothing more than the fact that Ah Guang was sprayed indiscriminately by the anti-bar people in different ways...

Then, Su Ye continued to scroll down, trying to find useful or interesting information.

Anyway, he has always been like a transparent person in the lounge, and no one will care about it. It is unreasonable not to have some fun for himself.

Soon, Su Ye's eyes fell on another post:

"Mentally Retarded Bar Friends Concentrated Building" - from Mentally Retarded Bar.

What a strange name... Su Ye clicked in with a hint of curiosity.

Level 1: My girlfriend has been cheated on, how should I comfort her?
Floor 2: How to get eight hours of sleep within three hours?

Floor 3: Do I need to be present to issue a death certificate?

Floor 4: Since the courier will take three days to arrive, why not send the courier three days in advance?

Floor 5: Pigs eat feed and people eat pigs, so why don't people eat feed directly?

All these questions made Su Ye dumbfounded.

This……

Is it really a question that normal people can ask?

There are even more perverse questions——

Floor 8: Grandma gave birth to mother, and mother gave birth to me, why didn't grandma give birth to me directly?

Floor 9: People eat and shit, why don't we just eat shit?

Su Ye almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

He wanted to laugh a little, but the tense atmosphere in the lounge made him hold back.

After a few seconds, Su Ye finally saw a more serious question: Which part of the chicken is the chicken fillet?
Reply: It should be the willow sea of ​​chicken.

"puff……"

Su Ye was inexplicably poked at the G-spot, and couldn't hold back, "Hahahaha, this is too tm sand sculpture..."

Although he felt that he was laughing very softly, but... Abu in the distance took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, frowned, then turned angry, and looked at Su Ye:

"Su Ye, come here!"

Su Ye couldn't laugh anymore.

After pressing the lock screen button of his phone, he put it in his pocket and walked over obediently.

"What are you joking about? Is what I said funny!?" Abu stared at Su Ye, turning into an angry King Kong.

Su Ye felt a little wronged, and explained: "Coach, I admit that I laughed a little loudly, but I'm not targeting you, but..."

"What? You said we are all rubbish?" Abu narrowed his eyes, "Okay, good, I haven't seen you so crazy before. If that's the case, let you play in the next round."

"what?"

"what?"

"what?"

In an instant, the mouths of all EDG players turned into an "o" shape.

Let Su Ye play?
Is Coach Abu out of his mind?
The same question popped up in everyone's mind at the same time, and their eyes fell on Abu, as if trying to tell whether he was joking.

Su Ye also looked at Abu, he was a little confused at the moment.

When did I say they were all rubbish?
Isn't Abu's brain power too exaggerated?
Facing everyone's questioning eyes, Abu gave the answer with his actions: "Ah Guang's condition has been poor recently, and Su Ye will come next. That's it, I will submit the application."

After finishing speaking, he patted the corner of his clothes with his right hand, turned and walked out of the lounge, leaving a group of dumbfounded people behind.

As Abu's back completely disappeared, everyone came back to their senses and gradually turned their attention to Su Ye.

Especially Ah Guang, who stared at Su Ye with surprise in his eyes.

Facing the different gazes, Su Ye, who also looked confused, felt helpless. He touched his nose, expressing that he was also an innocent "victim".

The lounge was suddenly so quiet that only Rita’s commentary from the live screen on the wall remained: “The first two games were really exciting. Both EDG and RNG are the best in the LPL team. Now RNG leads EDG by 2:0, I don’t know Can EDG create a miracle of allowing the second to chase the third..."

At this time, the factory director with the highest prestige among the members of the EDG team finally couldn't help breaking the silence, and he frowned:
"What is the coach doing? No matter how bad Ah Guang is, it's better than..."

Halfway through his speech, he seemed to realize that something was wrong, and changed his euphemism, "Brother Ye Zi hasn't played for a year, right now, going up at such a critical moment, it is inevitable that he will make mistakes because he doesn't adapt to the rhythm of the game. We haven't tried it now." Wrong chance. What on earth is Abu thinking!?”

It can be seen from the fact that the factory manager called "Abu" directly, he was very restless.

As for "Brother Leaf", that's what the EDG players have always called Su Ye.

It's just that no one answered the factory director's words.

The factory director can unscrupulously "accuse" Abu because they have always had a good relationship in private, but the other team members are different. Even if they have great dissatisfaction, they never dare to complain together.

Seeing that no one answered, the factory manager looked at Su Ye seriously: "Brother Ye Zi, why did Abu suddenly let you play?"

At this moment, he even suspected that there was an ulterior py transaction between Abu and Su Ye.

Facing the aggressive question from the factory manager, Su Ye spread his hands together: "I know what a dick, I don't even want to play!"

I just want to retire quickly and live broadcast to make money... He added in his mind.

(End of this chapter)