Alliance: A Great Compassion Mantra, I make the whole network autistic

Chapter 23 The Dog Licking King!

Su Ye was caught off guard by the sudden Lianmai invitation.

To his surprise, the person who invited him was actually "Zhou Shuyi".

In the LOL circle, I'm afraid there are very few people who don't know their names.

Zhou Shuyi: LPL commentator, like Yu Shuang and Rita, is known as one of the "LPL Four Beauties".

She was born in a girl group, her voice is not sweet...

At the same time, Zhou Shuyi is also one of the pillars of the Douyu live broadcast platform, a veritable Douyu brand anchor.

And because of her heroic personality during the live broadcast, she often exhales fragrance, so some netizens dubbed her "Zhi Chongzhi", "Zhi Chong Fighter", "Dumb Bride" and other titles...

Su Ye recalled for a while, and she was sure that her predecessor had nothing to do with Zhou Shuyi, and had nothing to do with her.

So, why did she invite herself to Lianmai?
……

The question that Su Ye was thinking about seemed to be what the audience wanted to know.

On the screen:
"How could Sister Zhou even serve the rice king?"

"Could it be a wrong order? It's impossible for a small anchor like Xiafan Wang to catch the eyes of Sister Zhou."

"Brother Ye Zi, you are still staring blankly, hurry up and pick it up!"

"Seeing Sister Zhou, I'm already scared!"

"Come on, come on, let's see what Miss Zhou wants to do."

"..."

Seeing the barrage, Su Ye looked at his popularity in the live broadcast: 16.5w.

This popularity can only be regarded as a small anchor level in Douyu, but it has something to do with Su Ye just started broadcasting.

Without much hesitation, Su Ye accepted Lian Mai's request.

This kind of big anchor finds himself to connect with the wheat, and if he doesn't take this opportunity to squeeze his wool, he will be sorry for himself if he gets some popularity!

Soon, the screen of the other party's live broadcast room appeared on Su Ye's computer screen——

Zhou Shuyi under the lens, combing oblique bangs, double ponytail shawl, wearing a black off-the-shoulder sweater, with that delicate oval face, looks beautiful and glamorous...

until she spoke:
"Damn it, I didn't expect Brother Yezi to be randomly selected this time!"

The export is dirty, and the pride is dry!
Su Ye swallowed, thinking that it was her.

What a beautiful girl, what a pity...

Even the audience in Su Ye's live broadcast room all deducted the "scared" meme.

"Hey, Brother Ye Zi, are you okay? Why is there no sound from your side?"

It seemed that Su Ye hadn't moved for a long time, so Zhou Shuyi asked again in a big lama.

Only then did Su Ye come to his senses, and replied: "Yes, yes, I just haven't seen such a beautiful girl for a long time, and I forgot to talk for a while."

As soon as these words came out, question marks appeared on the barrage between the two live broadcast rooms.

There is no girl who doesn't like to be praised, Zhou Shuyi smiled brightly: "Hey, I found out that you are the only man in the world who has vision, and only you have a heart that can appreciate beauty..."

However, before she finished speaking, a slightly regretful voice sounded faintly: "It would be great if I couldn't speak..."

In a word, Zhou Shuyi's words stopped abruptly, and the happy expression on her face gradually solidified.

Two seconds later, she gritted her teeth and shouted, "Brother Ye Zi, get out of here!!"

She thought that there was finally a normal man who could appreciate her natural beauty through the essence.

But who knew... there would be such a cheap person!

Looking at Zhou Shuyi who was grinning, Su Ye had no choice but to comfort her: "Sister Zhou, don't be sad. Mouths are something you're born with, and you can't be completely blamed. Don't blame yourself too much."

Zhou Shuyi:? ?
She became quiet all of a sudden, savoring this sentence carefully.

While savoring, he looked at the man on the opposite side of the video.

Perhaps because the other party used a relatively ordinary camera, the picture quality was slightly blurred, but the fresh and handsome figure of the other party could be vaguely distinguished.

Well, he's a handsome guy.

This made Zhou Shuyi even more puzzled.

After so many years of live broadcasting, she has seen all kinds of people, but this is the first time she has seen such a big slut who can turn around and hurt people!

It's irritating!

What's even more irritating is the barrage of the audience in the live broadcast room——

"Hahaha, I am dying of laughter, it turns out that the opposite side is a friendly army."

"I'm sorry, King of Dinner, I admit that I cursed a little louder just now."

"The Art of Language"

"If you don't have a girlfriend, take notes!"

"Seeing sister Zhou go crazy, I just want to laugh hahahaha..."

"Worthy of being the dinner king!"

"..."

Glancing at the barrage, Zhou Shuyi rolled her eyes, and suddenly had an idea, and said:

"Brother Ye Zi, do you know why I even linked you?"

"why?"

"Because I'm doing a show tonight, which is to connect with the host at random, and then ask the other party to perform their talents, and it just happens to be you."

"Then I'm really honored." Su Ye couldn't deny it.

Zhou Shuyi smiled charmingly: "I don't know if brother Ye Zi can show you face and give us a dance?"

Can Su Ye, a professional player, dance?

It is estimated that pigs can answer this question.

Everyone instantly understood that Zhou Shuyi was going to fight back.

Su Ye was naturally not stupid, he smiled and declined: "I'm afraid I will disappoint Miss Zhou, I can't dance."

Zhou Shuyi was not angry when she was rejected, but smiled even more: "It's okay, but now tens of thousands of audiences are looking forward to your performance, Brother Ye Zi can't live up to the expectations of me and so many people, right?"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Shuyi paused for a moment, "How about...Brother Ye Zi, you sing a song?

This is her real purpose!

Mr. Lu once said: The temperament of Longguo people always likes to reconcile and compromise.

Zhou Shuyi knew this well. She was worried that he would not let Su Ye sing directly, so she proposed a more outrageous dance first, so that singing would be much easier to accept.

Coupled with the pressure of "the audience's expectations", even a host should be ashamed to refuse, right?

With a confident smile on her face, Zhou Shuyi purposely said with her voice intertwined, "Brother Ye Zi will never refuse this small request~"

If Su Ye dares to hurt her, then she dares to let Su Yeshe die!
As an LPL commentator, Zhou Shuyi knows better than anyone whether Su Ye can sing.

Apart from training and playing games, professional players simply don't have the time and energy to do other things.

Speaking responsibly, among the [-] professional LOL players, I am afraid that there is not even one who can sing, and most of them are tone deaf.

Moreover, after so many years in the e-sports circle, she has never heard of Su Ye's talent in this area.

Apparently, Su Ye is one of the "voiceless".

She seemed to have seen Su Ye's expression of embarrassment and embarrassment to death when he sang!
However, she looked up to Su Ye.

"Face" does not exist for Su Ye.

In terms of shamelessness, Su Ye has never seen anyone better than herself.

Without hesitation, he refused, "Then I may have to live up to everyone's expectations, because I can't sing..."

[Ding, randomly select a task to trigger]

[Option 1: Reject anchor Zhou Shuyi's request, reward rmb: 1000 yuan]

[Option 2: Agree to the host Zhou Shuyi’s request, and sing "Lovely Woman", reward: entry-level temporary singing skills; permanent title: King of Dog Licking (Effect: When chasing creatures of the opposite sex, the success rate increases by 10%)]

[Option 3: Agree to the host Zhou Shuyi's request, and sing "The Great Compassion Mantra", reward: master-level temporary singing skills; permanent title: anti-Korean elderly (effect: when ranking in LOL Hanbok, all aspects of strength will increase by 1000%)]

Su Ye's words came to an abrupt end when the prompt popped up in his mind.

In options 2 and 3, he hesitated.

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(End of this chapter)