Genshin Impact: The Liyuemen of Tivat

"Well, stone man, what's the use of offering incense?"

"Incense worshipers will pray to the emperor with a devout heart, and the rock king emperor will listen to the wishes of the people and point out the direction for him."

"But, aren't we followers of Emperor Yan?"

"A sincere heart will be treated kindly, even if you are not from Liyue." Shi Lan took out the god-worshiping incense from the incense tube and handed it to the two of them, "Come on, traveler, make your wish."

Looking at the simple and heavy incense in his hand, Sora nodded, lit the incense in the stove beside him, and closed his eyes.

"I hope... I can find my sister soon... Ying..."

Paimon also learned in style, and prayed silently in his heart: "I hope the wish of the traveler will be realized soon, and there is... I hope I can eat endless delicious food, there are many, many moras, I want to Buy whatever you want... In the end, I hope that I can always be good friends with the traveler... the stone man... well, let's be friends with him..."

Paimon and Kong put the incense in the incense burner together, and looked at each other.

"Come on, Paimon!"

"You too, Traveler!"

Shi Lan lit the incense, looked at the incense burner in front of him, and heard those voices again:

"Liyue is about to face a catastrophe! Do you really want to go back?"

"The storm in Liyue will be a bit rough, if you have time, take your friends for a walk..."

"call……"

Shi Lan let out a long breath.

"If Liyue is really in trouble... I, Shi Lan, will stick to Liyue and not give up an inch. I will do my best to protect Liyue's peace. Even if I turn into a rock, I will protect Liyue from the wind and waves..."

Taking a step forward, Shi Lan's gaze was firmer than ever before, and he inserted the incense in his hand respectfully.

"Shi Lan..." Paimon looked at Shi Lan worriedly, and even the stone man stopped calling, "You had such a good expression just now...it's strange..."

"Yes." Kong also nodded.

That expression, as if he had made up his mind to die, made them very uncomfortable.

"Oh? Is there?" Shi Lan smiled slightly, "Jingxiang has to be so respectful and serious. If you offer incense with a joking heart, God will take your wish as a joke."

"Oh? Shi Lan!"

Suddenly someone tapped on the shoulder.

Shi Lan, who was in an emotional state, was startled immediately, and when she saw who was coming, she angrily knocked her on the head.

"Walnut! You're going to scare people like this!"

Hu Tang crouched with his head in his arms, his long ponytails hanging on the ground.

Even though Shi Lan didn't use much strength, she still pretended to be in pain, with big teardrops hanging from the corners of her eyes, and her mouth was deflated, "It hurts..."

"According to the speed of the shot and the voice from the head just now, based on common sense, you should be fine, Hall Master." Mr. Zhongli smiled and exposed Hu Tao's embarrassing acting skills, and at the same time cast a gratified look at Shi Lan.

Shi Lan shuddered, goosebumps all over his body, "Why does Zhongli look at me like my father?"

"Ha! Zhongli, you are too boring!" Hu Tao stood up, straightened her Qiankun Taigua hat, crossed her hips angrily, and poked Zhongli's chest with her tender fingers: "Embarrassing my boss is going to be punished." The monthly payment is deducted."

Zhong Li was shocked when he heard this, and quickly clasped his fists together: "Master, forgive me, I was wrong. Shi Lan's attack just now was really serious, why don't we go to Bubu Lu for medical treatment first, and send the bill to Shi's house at No. 2 Chihuyan Street ?”

Shi Lan was dumbfounded.

How do you remember my home address better than me? !
By the way, why are you so shameless, Zhong Li, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes?
Paimon and Kong suppressed their laughter.

Hu Tao was very satisfied with Zhongli's change of face, and said in harmony: "Forget it, my hall master is happy today, so let him be spared."

As she said that, she squinted her eyes and saw Kong and Paimon next to her, "Ahem, these two are..."

"Hi, my name is Kong, and I'm Shi Lan's friend."

"I'm Paimon! I'm a traveler's good partner!"

"Oh! A traveler with a white fly!" Hu Tao was surprised, "You are the traveler who completed fourteen tasks in one day?!"

Paimon's head was full of question marks: "One... one?"

"It's a pleasure to meet you. Let me introduce myself. My name is Hu Tao, and I am the No. 70 Seventh Generation Hall Master of the Past Life Hall. This is my business card." As she said, Hu Tao handed out her business card.

Such a big business card?

Kong Da was shocked, "A business card bigger than Paimon's head!"

Paimon stomped his feet: "Don't treat me as a strange metaphorical unit!"

"Tangshengtang invites you to have a big promotion, place an order today, and welcome amazing rewards, 100% winning and another monument!"

"Uh..." Kong and Paimon looked at each other.

Paimeng whispered: "Liyueren's business card, why does it feel like a poster advertisement..."

"Be confident, this is an advertisement." Kong didn't have the nerve to say it directly, but said awkwardly: "Master Hu, this stele...is it written wrong? It should be a cup of a cup, right?"

Hu Tao was puzzled: "That's right, how could it be wrong? Another tombstone, I spent all my money in order to improve my performance..."

Empty hands trembled violently.

tombstone?

Are you a cemetery seller?

Shi Lan helplessly supported her forehead, feeling ashamed for Hu Tao.

He took the business card out of his empty hand and threw it into the incense burner beside him.

"Ah! My business card!" Hu Tao pitifully watched her carefully crafted business card turn into a ball of ashes, feeling very distressed.

"Is there any more?" Shi Lan asked.

"No more!" Hu Tao quickly waved his hand, "There are really none left."

Shi Lan frowned, and glanced at Hu Tao, only to see that her originally flat chest was now a little bulging.

This is not right!

How did this girl get bigger in three days after Shibie?
"Here it is, take it out!"

Walnut stomped his feet: "Damn it...huh!! It's so boring."

Being spotted by Shi Lan at a glance, she had no choice but to honestly take out a stack of advertisements that she had covered so warmly from her bosom, and handed them to Shi Lan under the envious eyes of passers-by.

"It's confiscated. I'll return it to you after you get out of Yujingtai, so as not to scare away foreign friends."

The small leather shoes kicked the ground, and Hu Tao sighed in frustration: "Can't you let me post an advertisement with peace of mind... No one has died recently, so the performance can't be improved... Besides, Mr. Zhongli's expenses are so high that the hall can hardly reveal it The coffin has been opened..."

"You finally admit that this is an advertisement!" Shi Lan said with a stern face, "Please put aside your achievements on the day of the Immortal Ceremony! I will beat your head on behalf of Emperor Yan today!"

"Please wait a moment!" Hu Tao quickly covered her head, looked at the stove, and suddenly thought: "I have a good idea."

"what?"

"You return the ad to me first."

Taking advantage of Shi Lan's inattention, Hu Tao snatched the advertisement and came to the stove.

"Master Hu, who are you?" The Qianyan Army who was guarding the stove didn't know why.

"Hey, Mr. Zhongli." Hu Tao's eyes were full of plum blossoms, "Tell me, if I burn these advertisements to Dijun, will Dijun bless our business at Xiangshengtang after seeing these..."

Shi Lan's face turned green when she heard that, and she quickly covered Hu Tao's mouth: "Little aunt, you can really speak! God damn business is booming! Do you want Emperor Yan to kill people for you!"

Zhong Li seemed to be stunned by Hu Tao's ghostly idea, and stood there with his mouth open, speechless.

Hu Tao did what she said, and she threw the whole stack of advertisements into the stove with a bang, Shi Lan couldn't stop her.

Throwing down such a large pile of advertisements, the stove that was still burning vigorously just now can't see the fire in an instant...

"Ahhh the fire is out! Please get them out!"

Qian Yanjun, who was guarding the stove, was in a hurry to throw these advertisements out.

"Don't move!" Walnut picked up a twig and came over. "I have the most experience with this. Sometimes the sparks can't burn out. Just take a stick and it will be fine."

So, a large group of people watched Walnut turn on the stove there.

The fire did not ignite, but there was more and more smoke. After a while, thick smoke billowed from Yujingtai Square.

A well-meaning person who didn't know the reason came, and kicked him without saying a word: "Rain lines are hard to draw!"

The three rain curtain swords poured the stove completely, and the stove was also kicked away.

Xing Qiu nodded in relief: "It's safe now... Hey, Hu Tao? What did you poke here just now? Why are you burning paper here?"

"This is burned for you in advance! Xingqiu! I'm going to use you for performance today!!"

"Huh? What are you talking about?!"

"..."

"Alas..." Zhong Li, who was not paying attention, looked at the stove that had just been lifted up, and sighed helplessly.

Ok.

The advertisement was also burned, and now the fire is out, and the stove is flying...

The atmosphere has been enhanced to this point, it is impossible to die now...

"Today is indeed a good day..."

These words may be the last words of Emperor Yan Wang. (end of this chapter)