My mech is too self-disciplined
Chapter 80
Chapter 80
Ding!
Bang! ! !
In the bedroom, there was a muffled sound, not only Xu Jiang, but even Uncle Lei was startled.
In order to give full play to the self-discipline of the machine, Xu Jiang will open the silent wall of the training ground while he is in class during the day, so that Qian Ji can go in for training.
Uncle Lei felt that Xu Jiang was preparing a secret weapon, so he didn't doubt it.
But now, that rebellious knee seems to have gotten rid of the cage and started to fly in his bedroom.
Xu Jiang quickly blocked Uncle Lei: "Teacher, this is the end of today's class. I have some things that need to be dealt with immediately."
The abnormal behavior naturally made Uncle Lei suspicious.
But with Uncle Lei's temperament, the suspicious direction must be in that direction.
A lewd smile appeared on his face, he glanced at the bedroom, patted Xu Jiang on the shoulder and said, "No wonder I've been prevented from going to the inner room, young man, the days are still long, so be restrained!"
Xu Jiang doesn't know how to explain it now that I'm restraining you.
"Teacher, it's really not what you think, the one inside..."
"Okay, okay! I was young too, I understand." Uncle Lei stood up, and taught him earnestly: "It's normal for a man to have needs. Don't you want to spend a lifetime with machines?"
After finishing speaking, Uncle Lei left, but what you said made a big mess!
"Hey, this old man is so hateful, what do you mean you can't live with a machine for a lifetime, he is discriminating against us!"
"That's right, the little girl still wants to serve the General for the rest of her life."
"Hey, come back if you have the ability, and see if I don't show up in your eyes!"
……
The two people here are already planning how to harm the old man, Xu Jiang didn't care about it, and hurried back to the bedroom.
I saw a blue hard shell in the shape of a knee pad, running around in his room.
Flipping through Baozi's picture of goblin fights, he looked at the flower pot on the table, and then pushed it lightly, smashing the flower pot to the ground. This is not right for a brat, let me have a mechanical pipe!
"I'm sorry, General. This subordinate has neglected his duties. Please punish him." Qian Ji knelt down in front of him.
Sexy figure, whatever he punishes, this is really...
"Ahem! Qianji, get up first, and tell me what's going on."
"Yes, General, to be precise, this is the child we conceived together."
Xu Jiang:? ? ?
Did this news come suddenly?I like being a father so much?
Moreover, he has entered rebellion since he was born, and is actively making troubles everywhere.
Although he has been fused with Qianji many times, he will not recognize this kid, even if his [Quick Draw Gun] skill has reached level 10, whether he has done it or not, he thought to himself.
Don't count?
Asked the reason in detail, the cause is also very simple.
The strengthening secret technique of the magic lamp family allowed Qianji to continuously strengthen the strength of his knees. Recently, Xu Jiang used [Enhanced Knee Impact] repeatedly, and he also realized the power of the skill.
In order to become stronger, Qianji suggested using the wild dragon scales to strengthen the knees. The original idea was that the fast scales were very hard and could resist the strengthening power of the rune secret technique.
But who would have thought that this wild dragon's scales were surprisingly good, and it actually strengthened its mind.
Qianji didn't matter, she was a liquid mecha after all, she just had a hole in her leg, she could just regenerate it.
But the strengthening rune was completely taken away by the knee, and his appearance was fixed into the shape of the knee pads, completely independent, flying around in the air, Qianji named him: Flying Knee.
As for the question of Xi being a father, Qianji is Xu Jiang's mecha, so the knee pad split from the mecha is naturally the child of Qianji and Xu Jiang.
This logic is really... completely baseless in biology.
But there is no time to worry about it now, the unlucky boy must be stopped quickly, otherwise the house will be demolished by him.
"Come on, let's talk about how to solve this little boy's problem." Xu Jiang wanted to reach out to claw, but obviously not fast enough.
Flying Knee even stayed in the air to seduce, as if he wanted to play eagle catch chicken with him.
Fortunately, Qianji has already figured out a countermeasure: "General, he is still a child, and his mind is not high, so he is naughty and rebellious. He just needs to be disciplined a little bit."
"E.g?"
"Slap him."
Although Qianji is a mother at the beginning, she is considered relatively enlightened. If she is a child, she should be beaten. If she is used to accidents sooner or later, she should be given some lessons.
"But his material seems to be very hard! What do you use to fight?"
"Sand Eagle."
"Here, did the general call me? I am always on call to help you shoot your son"
Xu Jiang: ...
Is this the mechanical world?
If the human parents use rattan canes, the mechanical family will directly load the bullets, so don't blame me.
Click!
Xu Jiang held Sha Ying, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he looked at the flying kid with bad eyes.
As if knowing that he was going to be beaten by Fat Knee, Flying Knee suddenly turned around and flew out of the window.
"Want to run away from home? Come back to me!" Xu Jiang rushed to the window, holding the Sand Eagle and shooting wildly,
Bang bang bang!
The three bullets quickly rushed towards Fei Knee in the shape of a character. It was obvious that Fei Knee wanted to dodge, and completed an emergency change of direction in the air.
But Shaying's bullets were also wrapped in thought power, changing direction along with the flying knees.
when!
Shot in the knee, like a shot down bird, spinning and falling through the air.
You're just a kid, isn't it easy to deal with you?
"It's just, will this child get hurt?" Xu Jiang began to worry again.
Qianji said with certainty: "Don't worry, it won't happen, his body is very strong, just tap it lightly, it won't get in the way."
Tap lightly?The family education of the mechanical family is really manic.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for Flying Knee to fly back.
The hard material became soft, and the knee pads were pulled down all at once, like a wronged child, and as soon as he came back, he stuck to Qianji's wrist and acted coquettishly, it seemed that he was completely tamed.
At this moment, Xu Jiang checked his flying knee skills.
【Flying Knee (Underage)】
[quality]: white
[Skill]: The dragon raises its head.
[Dragon Head Up: An upgraded version of the knee bump, it can adjust its position independently, causing the enemy to be knocked into the air and stunned. The effect is judged according to the size and strength of both the enemy and us. 】
……
Qianji's [Knee Impact] skill is gone, and it has been transferred to Flying Knee. The effect is of course better than the original version.
Xu Jiang's previous [knee bump] had to adjust the angle to kick people into the sky.
Now with [Dragon Head Up], Xu Jiang doesn't even need to make any moves. He just needs to get close to the enemy, and the knee pads can take off by themselves, adjust the best angle, and complete the flying action.
But the disadvantages are also obvious, this rebellious child is not easy to control.
He was shot to death just now, and now he has been acting like a baby for a while, and he is alive and kicking again. He must find a way to make him grow up.
Just at this time, the security personnel of the property sent a communication.
Security guard: [Hi, Mr. Xu, we are from the security department.You were shooting out of the window just now, right?Are you in danger? 】
Xu Jiang: [Oh, nothing, I was just shooting my son. 】
security guard:【? ? ? 】
Security guard: [It's fine if you're fine, you can tell us anytime if you need it, I wish you...have fun. 】
Xu Jiang: [By the way, wait a minute.You help me find a complete set of textbooks for elementary school, middle school, and university. 】
Security guard: [A full set of textbooks? 】
Xu Jiang: [Yes, I want to teach my son the principles of life. 】
After finishing speaking, he saw a little bear sleeping carefree in the corner again.
Xu Jiang: [Two sets, and bring the review questions by the way, I also have a bear here, I also want to teach it. 】
"Kunka!!"
Finger Bear was suddenly awakened from his nightmare.
Looking around, it seemed that someone was calling him just now?Why do you feel a chill down your spine?How strange.
Security guard: 【Okay sir, let's do it now.In addition, a lot of media appeared at the door and wanted to interview you. Do you need to let me go? 】
Xu Jiang: [Media?interview me?Why? 】
Security guard: [Because you and Ms. Ying Xiaoxiao have just won the title of Top Ten Civilized Youth in this city. 】
Xu Jiang: [Two of us?Civilized youth?Who are you insulting! 】
(End of this chapter)
Ding!
Bang! ! !
In the bedroom, there was a muffled sound, not only Xu Jiang, but even Uncle Lei was startled.
In order to give full play to the self-discipline of the machine, Xu Jiang will open the silent wall of the training ground while he is in class during the day, so that Qian Ji can go in for training.
Uncle Lei felt that Xu Jiang was preparing a secret weapon, so he didn't doubt it.
But now, that rebellious knee seems to have gotten rid of the cage and started to fly in his bedroom.
Xu Jiang quickly blocked Uncle Lei: "Teacher, this is the end of today's class. I have some things that need to be dealt with immediately."
The abnormal behavior naturally made Uncle Lei suspicious.
But with Uncle Lei's temperament, the suspicious direction must be in that direction.
A lewd smile appeared on his face, he glanced at the bedroom, patted Xu Jiang on the shoulder and said, "No wonder I've been prevented from going to the inner room, young man, the days are still long, so be restrained!"
Xu Jiang doesn't know how to explain it now that I'm restraining you.
"Teacher, it's really not what you think, the one inside..."
"Okay, okay! I was young too, I understand." Uncle Lei stood up, and taught him earnestly: "It's normal for a man to have needs. Don't you want to spend a lifetime with machines?"
After finishing speaking, Uncle Lei left, but what you said made a big mess!
"Hey, this old man is so hateful, what do you mean you can't live with a machine for a lifetime, he is discriminating against us!"
"That's right, the little girl still wants to serve the General for the rest of her life."
"Hey, come back if you have the ability, and see if I don't show up in your eyes!"
……
The two people here are already planning how to harm the old man, Xu Jiang didn't care about it, and hurried back to the bedroom.
I saw a blue hard shell in the shape of a knee pad, running around in his room.
Flipping through Baozi's picture of goblin fights, he looked at the flower pot on the table, and then pushed it lightly, smashing the flower pot to the ground. This is not right for a brat, let me have a mechanical pipe!
"I'm sorry, General. This subordinate has neglected his duties. Please punish him." Qian Ji knelt down in front of him.
Sexy figure, whatever he punishes, this is really...
"Ahem! Qianji, get up first, and tell me what's going on."
"Yes, General, to be precise, this is the child we conceived together."
Xu Jiang:? ? ?
Did this news come suddenly?I like being a father so much?
Moreover, he has entered rebellion since he was born, and is actively making troubles everywhere.
Although he has been fused with Qianji many times, he will not recognize this kid, even if his [Quick Draw Gun] skill has reached level 10, whether he has done it or not, he thought to himself.
Don't count?
Asked the reason in detail, the cause is also very simple.
The strengthening secret technique of the magic lamp family allowed Qianji to continuously strengthen the strength of his knees. Recently, Xu Jiang used [Enhanced Knee Impact] repeatedly, and he also realized the power of the skill.
In order to become stronger, Qianji suggested using the wild dragon scales to strengthen the knees. The original idea was that the fast scales were very hard and could resist the strengthening power of the rune secret technique.
But who would have thought that this wild dragon's scales were surprisingly good, and it actually strengthened its mind.
Qianji didn't matter, she was a liquid mecha after all, she just had a hole in her leg, she could just regenerate it.
But the strengthening rune was completely taken away by the knee, and his appearance was fixed into the shape of the knee pads, completely independent, flying around in the air, Qianji named him: Flying Knee.
As for the question of Xi being a father, Qianji is Xu Jiang's mecha, so the knee pad split from the mecha is naturally the child of Qianji and Xu Jiang.
This logic is really... completely baseless in biology.
But there is no time to worry about it now, the unlucky boy must be stopped quickly, otherwise the house will be demolished by him.
"Come on, let's talk about how to solve this little boy's problem." Xu Jiang wanted to reach out to claw, but obviously not fast enough.
Flying Knee even stayed in the air to seduce, as if he wanted to play eagle catch chicken with him.
Fortunately, Qianji has already figured out a countermeasure: "General, he is still a child, and his mind is not high, so he is naughty and rebellious. He just needs to be disciplined a little bit."
"E.g?"
"Slap him."
Although Qianji is a mother at the beginning, she is considered relatively enlightened. If she is a child, she should be beaten. If she is used to accidents sooner or later, she should be given some lessons.
"But his material seems to be very hard! What do you use to fight?"
"Sand Eagle."
"Here, did the general call me? I am always on call to help you shoot your son"
Xu Jiang: ...
Is this the mechanical world?
If the human parents use rattan canes, the mechanical family will directly load the bullets, so don't blame me.
Click!
Xu Jiang held Sha Ying, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he looked at the flying kid with bad eyes.
As if knowing that he was going to be beaten by Fat Knee, Flying Knee suddenly turned around and flew out of the window.
"Want to run away from home? Come back to me!" Xu Jiang rushed to the window, holding the Sand Eagle and shooting wildly,
Bang bang bang!
The three bullets quickly rushed towards Fei Knee in the shape of a character. It was obvious that Fei Knee wanted to dodge, and completed an emergency change of direction in the air.
But Shaying's bullets were also wrapped in thought power, changing direction along with the flying knees.
when!
Shot in the knee, like a shot down bird, spinning and falling through the air.
You're just a kid, isn't it easy to deal with you?
"It's just, will this child get hurt?" Xu Jiang began to worry again.
Qianji said with certainty: "Don't worry, it won't happen, his body is very strong, just tap it lightly, it won't get in the way."
Tap lightly?The family education of the mechanical family is really manic.
Sure enough, it didn't take long for Flying Knee to fly back.
The hard material became soft, and the knee pads were pulled down all at once, like a wronged child, and as soon as he came back, he stuck to Qianji's wrist and acted coquettishly, it seemed that he was completely tamed.
At this moment, Xu Jiang checked his flying knee skills.
【Flying Knee (Underage)】
[quality]: white
[Skill]: The dragon raises its head.
[Dragon Head Up: An upgraded version of the knee bump, it can adjust its position independently, causing the enemy to be knocked into the air and stunned. The effect is judged according to the size and strength of both the enemy and us. 】
……
Qianji's [Knee Impact] skill is gone, and it has been transferred to Flying Knee. The effect is of course better than the original version.
Xu Jiang's previous [knee bump] had to adjust the angle to kick people into the sky.
Now with [Dragon Head Up], Xu Jiang doesn't even need to make any moves. He just needs to get close to the enemy, and the knee pads can take off by themselves, adjust the best angle, and complete the flying action.
But the disadvantages are also obvious, this rebellious child is not easy to control.
He was shot to death just now, and now he has been acting like a baby for a while, and he is alive and kicking again. He must find a way to make him grow up.
Just at this time, the security personnel of the property sent a communication.
Security guard: [Hi, Mr. Xu, we are from the security department.You were shooting out of the window just now, right?Are you in danger? 】
Xu Jiang: [Oh, nothing, I was just shooting my son. 】
security guard:【? ? ? 】
Security guard: [It's fine if you're fine, you can tell us anytime if you need it, I wish you...have fun. 】
Xu Jiang: [By the way, wait a minute.You help me find a complete set of textbooks for elementary school, middle school, and university. 】
Security guard: [A full set of textbooks? 】
Xu Jiang: [Yes, I want to teach my son the principles of life. 】
After finishing speaking, he saw a little bear sleeping carefree in the corner again.
Xu Jiang: [Two sets, and bring the review questions by the way, I also have a bear here, I also want to teach it. 】
"Kunka!!"
Finger Bear was suddenly awakened from his nightmare.
Looking around, it seemed that someone was calling him just now?Why do you feel a chill down your spine?How strange.
Security guard: 【Okay sir, let's do it now.In addition, a lot of media appeared at the door and wanted to interview you. Do you need to let me go? 】
Xu Jiang: [Media?interview me?Why? 】
Security guard: [Because you and Ms. Ying Xiaoxiao have just won the title of Top Ten Civilized Youth in this city. 】
Xu Jiang: [Two of us?Civilized youth?Who are you insulting! 】
(End of this chapter)
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