My master is invincible

Chapter 1 I am the Eight Immortals
For 5000 years in China, romantic figures are like stars. Since the Eastern Han Dynasty, people have been divided into upper, middle and lower classes. The upper class is the noble, the middle class is the common people, and the lower class is the poor. Monks, four Taoists, five doctors, six craftsmen, seven craftsmen, and eight prostitutes.

According to the point of view of the Eastern Han Dynasty, I don't know what class I should position myself, because I am just a small person, and the work I do is very humble in the eyes of others.

Coffin bearer, three simple words, express the bitterness and desolation of many fellow travelers, and I am one of the few coffin bearers in China.

The name of the coffin bearer is a title given to us by laymen. We like to call ourselves the Eight Immortals, the Eight Great King Kongs, and the coffin as the Dragon Coffin and the Dragon Coffin. Only in this way can we feel that our industry is "sacred". and indispensable.

The so-called coffin bearer is the person who carries the coffin, and there is no profound knowledge in it, as long as there is strength.The focus is on the word coffin-carrying. This coffin-carrying is a technical job. If there is no technology, a coffin can crush a person to death alive. Will lead to death.

I am from Hunan. I was born in a poor village on March 1987, 3. My parents are not well educated, so my name is not very nice. It might be a joke to say it.I took a stage name for myself, Chen Jiu, which means aged old wine. My colleagues often ask me why I am not called Chen Ba, old bastard.

Usually, those who give face will call it Brother Nine, those who don't will call it coffin bearer, and those who are cultivated will call it Chen Baxian.

I have been carrying coffins since I started. I am 28 years old this year. I have been to Guangdong, Yunnan, Guizhou, Henan, Sichuan and other places in the past ten years. I have carried more than 300 coffins, including Yin coffins, Yang coffins, hanging coffins, The second coffin, etc., once I even carried a blunt coffin that was rare in a hundred years, and that time almost killed me.

The story begins when I entered the profession of the Eight Immortals. At that time, my mother was seriously ill and spent the only three thousand yuan left at home. I couldn’t afford to pay for my education, so I had to give up my studies and go back to school. Go to the countryside to wait for work.

Like all young people nowadays, I always fantasize that one day I can start a company, go public again, catch up with Ma Yun, and compete with Carlos.

The cruel reality tells me that if you want to get involved in starting a company in this stupid village, it's like setting off firecrackers on the plane, a fantasy.

My father saw that it was not the end for me to stay at home and eat dry food, so he looked around for someone to take me south to Guangzhou to make a living. Who would take a young boy to work if it was not relatives or relatives, so I stayed idle at home for three months.

Day by day, the family's finances became more and more difficult, and it seemed that they would have no money to buy medicine for my mother. Finally, my father asked me cruelly, if I would like to carry the coffin.People are going to be poor and crazy, and the concepts of shame and morality are not important, let alone carrying the coffin, so I agreed without thinking.

My father took the thirty or so eggs left in the house and took me to find a man named Lao Wang next door and asked him to take me into the industry.

Speaking of this Old Wang, he is actually somewhat related to my family. He is the son-in-law of my grandmother’s sister. He is in his fifties, with a square face and a beard. Known as the one-eyed dragon.

Generally, people in the village are asked to carry the coffin for funeral affairs in rural areas. As the economy becomes more and more developed, more and more people go out to work. The rise of the 'Eight Immortals' career.

With me, a young and strong new force joining, Lao Wang naturally did not refuse. The thirty or so eggs my father sent over, he didn't want to be considered finished. Support for this profession.

Some things seem to have been preordained in the dark. On the second day after Lao Wang and I, something happened in our village, that is, carrying double coffins.

In ancient times, this pair of coffins was the treatment enjoyed by rich and noble families. It is about two coffins for a deceased person, one large and one small. Put the deceased into the small coffin, and then put the small coffin into the large coffin, also known as The outer and outer coffins are called coffins, the smaller ones are called coffins, and the larger ones are called outer coffins.

However, the double coffins in our village are two couples who have just turned 30 years old and share a coffin, which is fundamentally different from the ancient double coffins.

This couple is the richest man in our village. They moved their household registration out a few years ago. I heard that they started a company in the city. No one knows exactly what kind of company they opened. We know that this couple is very rich and has a house in the city. With a car.

The cause of their death makes people a little dumbfounded. Some people say that the woman saw the man making a mistress, put rat poison in the food to poison the man, and then committed suicide by herself.

It is also said that the man sees the woman looking for a bad boy, puts rat poison in the food to poison the woman, and then the girl's bad boy finds out and kills him again.I'm not interested in exactly how he died, after all, the thoughts of rich people are beyond the imagination of ordinary people like me.

After the couple died, they left behind an old man in his seventies and a three-year-old boy. In order for the couple to return to their roots, the old man brought their bodies back.

The old man roughly told the elders of our village some reasons, and he was preparing to bury the couple in our village.

According to the rules of the countryside, people whose household registration has been transferred are not allowed to be buried on the land in the village. The villagers considered that it would be pity for the old man to send a black-haired man to a white-haired man, so they agreed to bury the couple in our village, but they were afraid of damaging the feng shui of the village. It is strictly forbidden for the elderly to ask Taoist priests to save the deceased.

The old man built a temporary mourning hall at the entrance of the village. Because he came back in a hurry, the old man did not buy a coffin for the couple, so he found a thin-skinned coffin in our village, put the couple's corpses in the coffin, and asked someone not to buy a coffin for the couple in our village. A grave had been dug in a cemetery in the distance. (Our village only gave him one piece of land to bury the dead.)
Immediately afterwards, the old man entrusted the village head to help find someone to carry the coffin. The salary was not stingy either, it was twice as high as usual, and the salary was 200 yuan.Our village is one hundred and eighty miles away, and all the Eight Immortals add up to only about 20 people. When they heard that the coffin of the unjustly dead was going to be carried, they all said that the coffin was difficult to carry and they were unwilling to go.

In desperation, the old man mentioned the price of carrying the coffin to [-] people. The so-called brave man will come out of a lot of money. Facts once again prove that the old saying left by the ancestors is very reasonable. At this time, the brave man appeared and took me into the industry. Pharaoh.

I heard from my father about the situation of Lao Wang's family. One child is studying in high school and the other is studying in college. All the tuition fees are earned by Lao Wang as an immortal.

At ten o'clock that night, Lao Wang knocked on the door of my house and said, "Jiu Yazi, there are still few Eight Immortals, are you going?"

Hearing this, the father quickly invited Lao Wang in, poured him a cup of boiled sugar water, and said, "Old Wang, I heard that the couple died unjustly, and Jiu Yazi is a newcomer, what will happen?" thing?"

Old Wang took a sip of boiled sugar water, patted his chest and said, "I have never lifted my son's coffin, why are you afraid of this? Don't worry, give Jiu Yazi to me and bring him back in one piece tomorrow."

Hearing what Lao Wang said, my father agreed to let me follow him to carry the coffin of the couple, but when I was going out, my father took me to burn a lot of paper money at the ancestral tablet, and gave me thousands of reminders , just let me leave.

(End of this chapter)