My master is invincible

Chapter 151 Yang Coffin (4)

I slapped my face, and the village head was a little stunned. He looked at me in disbelief, and immediately scolded me: "Jiuzi, what a fucking idiot, you dare to hit me."

As he said that, he grabbed my collar and wanted to lift me up, but he didn't have the strength, so he raised his hand to stir me up. My father and Lao Wang hurried over and grabbed the village chief's hands. Lao Wang scolded: "Zhu Yuanzhi, don't you f*cking shameless, you bully the younger child at such a young age, don't you f*cking shame?"

"Fuck, one-eyed dragon, you opened your eyes and talked nonsense. He didn't see me as the village chief in his eyes. He slapped me, and I wanted to slap him. Ma De, when you said that, he became a nine-year-old child instead. It makes sense." The village chief said more and more, the more he got angry, he broke free from the arms of his father and Lao Wang, and rushed forward to beat me.

I dodged to the left, dodging his outstretched hand, my face darkened, and I scolded: "Zhu Yuanzhi, today is New Year's Eve, why don't you tell me clearly, who will embarrass Aozi Village?" Don’t think I don’t know about the shitty things about you and Liu Kai. You just want to drive me out and ask you to raise the funeral expenses in Dongxing Town. Ask the villagers present, how many people don’t know about Liu Kai? As a person? As the head of a village, you are also a national cadre after all. If you don’t contribute to the country, it’s fine. Why do you unite with the villagers of Liu Kaikeng? Tell me, is there such a village head? I propose next year’s village head Vote to decide, no matter whether you go out to work or work at home, you have the right to vote."

"I agree with Jiu Yazi's proposal. I enjoy the treatment of a national cadre, but my work is not personnel affairs. Why do I need such a village chief?" Old Wang chimed in.

"Jiu Yazi's words are not unreasonable. Over the years, the funeral expenses in Dongxing Town have been getting higher and higher. In the past, the red envelope was at most 24 yuan, but now it is at least 50 yuan. It depends on face. Last time When my aunt died, she asked Liu Kai to do the funeral, Ma De, originally planned to spend 3 yuan for a funeral, but it ended up costing more than 4 yuan, and the 1 yuan was all given out in red envelopes." The person who spoke was a man A middle-aged man, some time ago he called me to attend a funeral. At that time, I was attending a funeral in another village, so he called Liu Kai.

"When my uncle died last year, Liu Kai was called to attend the funeral. Ma De, what is a funeral? It's just asking for a red envelope. As long as you start, you will ask for a red envelope. If you don't give the red envelope, you will leave! I didn't expect the village The chief and Liu Kai actually..., I agree with Jiu Yazi, the village chief of our village will be elected next year, we can't let outsiders point at the backbone and call us heartless in Aozi Village." Another villager said aside.

Immediately afterwards, many villagers stood up and accused Liu Kai one after another. Because the village head had some relationship with Liu Kai, the villagers took their anger out on the village head.There is no way around this, no family has ever died, no funerals have been held, before Liu Kai and his group of Eight Immortals held funerals, even if they suffered a little financial loss, everyone put up with it and passed.

Now that there is one more person attending the funeral, everyone burst out the anger that was usually suppressed in their hearts. The scene is conceivable.

"You...you...you... actually joined the villagers to bully me!" The village head stood at the door of the main house, pointed at me, and cursed: "Jiuzi, I remember you, don't have any excuses in the future If it falls into my hands, if I don’t want to kill you, I will change my name to your surname Chen.”

I smiled wryly, turned around, and didn't say anything to him.After all, today is the New Year's Eve, and it's not good to make too much noise, it will ruin the villagers' fortune for next year, and if it continues, the villagers will be disgusted.

Afterwards, I took out a pack of the best lotus king from my pocket, and distributed one to each of the villagers present. As for the village head at the door, I ignored him. He stared at me fiercely and remained silent.If it wasn't for the need to provide for the ancestors during the Chinese New Year, he would have left with the three animals.

The turmoil passed like this, and the villagers chatted for a while in the main room. If people in the city are fighting for their fathers, then in the countryside, they are fighting for their sons. Whose son earned how much money last year, how capable his wife is, etc. Everything is said on the night of New Year's Eve, in order to show that their descendants are promising.

During this period, my father and I have not talked, because we have nothing to show off. To be honest, I really want to tell them about the strange things I encountered, and then I will solve them, so as to show my ability and fight for my father. in one breath.

But, is it auspicious on the night of New Year's Eve?What's more, in terms of occupation, I am indeed inferior to others. This is something that goes deep into the bone marrow.

Talking until about 8 o'clock in the evening, the elders of our village burned some yellow paper in the main room, and said a lot of good things, roughly meaning that the ancestors and ancestors bless the young and old of our Aozi Village in the new A year of peace, health, wealth and prosperity.

Afterwards, the firecrackers were lit, which was regarded as the start of the New Year's Eve dinner in our village. After the firecrackers were set off, the young man gave me a business card and asked me to call him if I was not working.I smiled and accepted it without saying anything. I understood what he was thinking ruthlessly, and it was nothing more than to show that he was a good mess.

The villagers carried the three animals to their homes one after another, anxious to go home for the New Year’s Eve dinner. My father and I were the last to leave. My father was walking home with the three animals. I followed behind him. say.

When I got home, my father put down his three animals and sat on the table, looked at me and said, "Jiuzi, call your mother out, I have something important to announce."

Seeing my father's angry look, I didn't dare to touch his brows, so I went to my mother's room with a sullen head and took her to the table to sit down.

"Jiu Yazi, go and burn some yellow paper and set off a firecracker, let's start eating the New Year's Eve dinner!" My father's face softened a little after seeing my mother coming, but he still had a bad tone towards me.

I hummed, and according to my father's instructions, I burned some yellow paper on the tablet of my ancestors, lit another firecracker, and then sat next to my mother, not daring to speak.

After being silent for about 3 minutes, my father spoke, and he said, "Jiuzi, don't carry the coffin from next year. Those people are right. The work of carrying the coffin was done at the old Wang's age. You are young. You have hands and feet, so what's wrong with you, if you insist on being a coffin bearer, it's easy to attract people's attention. After the Lantern Festival, go to Yunyazi's shoe factory to work."

I was a little unconvinced and said: "I still owe Fatty Guo's father 5 yuan. If I go to work in the factory, I will pay 800 yuan a month and only 9600 yuan a year. When will I be able to pay off the 5 yuan? A coffin bearer, after a funeral, he can earn one or two thousand, and if he is lucky, he can earn several thousand, why should I go to work in a shoe factory? Isn’t this throwing away gold bricks to pick stones?”

(End of this chapter)