My master is invincible

Chapter 158 Yang Coffin (11)

The boss Yu nodded after listening to my words, knelt on the bedside and ignored me.

I shrugged helplessly, and when I talked to rich people, I didn't know what was going on, but I felt very upset.

Take a few deep breaths, turn around and walk out of the ward, find a porcelain basin and put it in front of the hospital bed. All the relatives of the deceased need to participate in burning the leadership paper. I asked Boss Yu to call those people in. The order of the godmother comes to burn.

Because it was in a hospital, I was afraid that burning the leadership paper would offend the hospital, so I asked Yan Shiqi if he had any problems burning the leadership paper in the hospital.

He said that before coming to the hospital, he had already greeted the hospital, and asked me to treat the hospital as a shrine, and even burn firecrackers in the hospital.

Hearing this, I once again sighed that if you have money, you are awesome, and you can do whatever you want.If you were an ordinary person, let alone setting off firecrackers, you might be kicked out of the hospital if you burn a leader's paper.

While burning the leadership papers, many people came to watch outside the hospital entrance, and Yan Shiqi wanted to close the door.

I said that the door cannot be closed when the leadership paper is burned, as it will offend the deceased and make the funeral difficult.He didn't say anything to me, he took out his mobile phone and made a call. After waiting for five or six minutes, more than 6 strong men came, drove away the onlookers, and then stood guard at the door. His avatar was like that of a TV show. society.

To be honest, when I saw this scene, I felt uneasy, for fear that if I failed to do this funeral, the master would resent me, and these strong men would beat me up and throw me out.

This society is very realistic. Poor people are always three points short in front of rich people. This was my mentality at the time.

After driving away the onlookers, I glanced at the dead man on the bed. His face was sallow and his lips were a little white, which belonged to the normal appearance of a dead person.I felt relieved and leaned against the wall to smoke a cigarette. I wanted to use this time to find some tools, but I was afraid that burning the leadership paper would cause sudden changes. Such things are hard to say, so I stayed in the room all the time. .

Due to the large number of relatives of the deceased, the leadership papers were not burned until around 7 o'clock in the evening. At 7 o'clock in winter, it was already dark, so I found a gong, a roll of earth red, three pillars of fragrance, and a kettle. (Earth Red: A kind of firecracker with a loud noise, which is much better than ordinary firecrackers.)
After finishing these things, I was about to talk to Boss Yu. He looked at me and said with some displeasure, "You just go to buy water like this? How is my million-dollar funeral expenses different from those ordinary funeral expenses?"

I glanced at myself and suddenly realized that since it was a big funeral, the clothes must not be as casual as ordinary funerals.I gave a wry smile, walked out of the hospital, called Qingxuanzi, and asked him to borrow the best Taoist costume.

It is not auspicious to ask someone to borrow clothes in the first lunar month.However, I don't know any other Taoist priests except Qingxuanzi, so I had to bite the bullet and talk to him.

After he heard this, he told me to pay close attention to the funeral, not to miss any details, and didn't say any more gossip, and asked me to rent a motorcycle and go to the entrance of their village to pick it up.

I said hello to Boss Yu, rented a motorcycle and went to Qingxuanzi's village. His village was only one mile away from Dongxing Town, and it took me 5 minutes to arrive at Qingxuanzi's village.

There are a lot of things at the entrance of the village, not only funeral clothes, but also common funeral tools are all piled there.

Seeing this situation, I knew that Qingxuanzi was taboo to attend funerals in the first month, so he just left his things at the entrance of the village, but no one came.

I called him to thank him, then strapped those things to the back of my motorcycle and headed straight to the hospital.

Back at the hospital, I changed into a Taoist costume. It is worth mentioning that this Taoist costume is not an ordinary Taoist costume, but a red and white robe with two golden dragons embroidered on the back and a white dragon embroidered on the front. , the sleeves are looser, and the position below the waist is all black.

After I changed my clothes, I found some white hemp, and said to my boss: "The sons and grandsons will follow me to the river to ask for water. You need to tie white hemp around your head, and you can't let the black hair be exposed, otherwise it will be regarded as a black hair." If you are not filial, it will affect the water supply."

He asked me why.

I said: "The so-called asking for water has two meanings in it. One is to show the soul of the deceased to the Dragon Lord in the river, so that the Dragon Lord can protect the soul of the deceased, and the other is to impress the Dragon Lord with the filial piety of his descendants." , let the Dragon King bestow the 'Holy Water for Cleansing' to wipe the body of the dead, so as to have a good birth in the next life." (There are many kinds of water, and sacrifices such as praying for rain in Taoism are also called asking for water. Here, asking for water It refers to a kind of funeral ceremony. This kind of ceremony is very popular in the land of two lakes. Up to now, almost all funerals will have this step. The specific process is similar, and the degree of excitement depends on the economic capacity of the host family.)
After hearing this, he took the white hemp, tore a piece and wrapped it around his head, and then tore a piece for each of his children to wrap around their heads.

"Little brother, I want to do my filial piety for my mother-in-law, can I go as a daughter-in-law?" Boss Yu's eldest wife walked up to me and asked softly.

I took a look at her. She was the saddest when the old man was dying. I nodded and said, "According to the custom, the daughter-in-law of the deceased may or may not go. If you ask, you can do it at will." let's go together!"

As I said that, I took out another piece of white hemp, tore a piece and gave it to her, and said, "Wrap it around your head, and go to the river to ask for water later, you must be sincere."

She thanked me, then stood beside Boss Yu, staring at the deceased on the hospital bed.

"Little pretty boy, our three sisters are going too!" Boss Yu's other three wives came over.

Now, I am a little embarrassed. In our rural areas, as a daughter-in-law, only one person can participate in the water bidding.There is no reason for four. If there are four, strange things will definitely happen.

Immediately, I shook my head and said, "I can only let that aunt go. The three of you are doing your filial piety by guarding the old man's body here. There is no need to follow to get water."

"Brother Yu, she is the daughter-in-law that you Mingmei is marrying back home, and she is going to attend her mother-in-law's funeral. Why can't she go! If outsiders see that the eldest sister has gone alone, they will think that the three of us are nieces!" The three of them Among the people, the youngest woman said coquettishly while holding Boss Yu's arm and shaking it.

The sound was so sweet that I got goosebumps when I heard it.Sometimes I really don’t know what those rich people are thinking. Life is only 1 liters. If you find so many wives, you are not afraid to use up 25 liters in advance to be with Hades.

After being shaken like this, Boss Yu's calm expression eased, he patted the woman's arm lightly, and said, "Honey, you all go!"

After finishing speaking, he turned to look at me and said: "Yaoyao is right, they are all the wives that I am married to, so there is no reason for the mother-in-law's funeral and the daughter-in-law not to go. This matter cannot be discussed, the four of them must go. "

(End of this chapter)