My master is invincible

Chapter 160 Yang Coffin (13)

"Hehe, pretty boy, I'm not good at what I do, but I blame us for being insincere." The expensive wife, who was called Yaoyao by Boss Yu, sneered at me.

Originally, there was a problem with the water supply, and I was a little upset. When she laughed at me like this, I almost ran away. I walked up to her, pointed at her and the other two noble ladies beside her, and said angrily: "It's the three of you!" If you kneel here and cause trouble, the three of you stand aside, and there will be absolutely no problems."

The reason why I say this is because of the customs here, no matter whether you have money or not, there is only one main house, and there is only one main house approved by the deceased. It will appear at funerals, which is offensive.

Funerals are like this. In some links, they attach great importance to the first-in-law, especially the water supply, which is very demanding on the first-in-law.I remember, at a funeral a few years ago, when I was asking for water, the grandson of the deceased was not a direct relative but his daughter-in-law stole his life. My grandson was in a hurry to go to the toilet, but the kettle somehow stopped leaking.

Thinking of this, I am more and more sure that it is the reason of those three noble wives, my tone suddenly raised a bit, and I said to Boss Yu, "If your three wives refuse to go away, in my opinion, there is no need to proceed Take this black water back. Not only will it not be able to cleanse your mother, but it will bring disaster. It’s better to fill some tap water in the hospital and wipe your mother’s body. Leave immediately without taking any money."

My tone is a bit tough, but there is no way to do it. Funerals are not like happy events where the living are greeted well. Funerals are for the dead. As for how the living are entertained, that is the responsibility of the host. My responsibility is only for the dead.

If it wasn't for my family's lack of money, and this million-dollar funeral is so tempting, I'd like to leave right now.What Lang Gao said is right, funerals for rich people are difficult to handle, and I only now have a deep understanding of it.If this kind of water is placed in an ordinary family, I just need to say whoever has a problem, and that person will get out of me immediately.

"Hey, what the fourth sister said is right. As long as you do it this way, after this funeral, do you really think of yourself as an expert? You can't use the mirror to look at your poor appearance. If you want to leave, hurry up. We are afraid if we have money. No one is going to do the funeral?" Another noble lady sneered.

"Second Sister is right. This poor and remote town doesn't know where the luck comes from, but it gave birth to a man with such a powerful husband. In my opinion, the blessing and wealth of this poor town are all left by my husband..."

Before she finished speaking, Boss Yu said angrily, "Yao Ling, shut up and just stay there."

After finishing speaking, he took a look at me and asked in a deep voice, "Are you sure it's my three wives' problems?"

I nodded and walked to the table of the Eight Immortals, ignoring how they chose. If the three noble wives don't leave, I will.Ma De, accepting funerals in the first month is a big taboo. If another funeral does not go well, I am really worried that I will become like Lao Wang.

However, I kept an eye out for the blessing and wealth that the expensive lady said. This million-dollar funeral seems to be not as simple as it seems on the surface. Could there be something inside?
After waiting for three or four minutes, the three noble wives stood up reluctantly, walked in front of Yan Shiqi, and looked at me with eyes full of resentment.

I ignored their eyes, turned to Boss Yu and the others, and shouted, "Cry louder, be sad, cry to death, even if it's a fake cry, you have to cry for me while pinching your own thigh."

Immediately, the crying made me a little harsh, especially Boss Yu's eldest wife, who cried the most sadly, even her voice was a little hoarse, presumably she had the deepest relationship with the deceased.

I waved to her, she froze for a moment, stood up, walked in front of me, and asked sobbingly: "Little brother, what's the matter?"

I hummed, handed the kettle to her, and said, "You go to the river to fill the water later, and I will chant the mantra. Remember, you must be sincere, and your mind is thinking about the kindness the old man treated you during his lifetime."

She nodded, agreed, and walked down to the river with the kettle, filled a pot of water, and walked seven times in three forwards, two backwards and five blessings, while I read the poem asking for water and burned the yellow paper.

After everything was done, I took the kettle from her hand, my breathing was a little short, I gently lifted the lid of the kettle, and stared at the inside of the kettle. The boss asked with a serious face: "How? Clear water or black water."

I looked in the kettle for a long time, exhaled, and shouted: "Clear water, light firecrackers, and set off fireworks! The ceremony is over."

After I finished speaking, I hit the gong with the spout of the kettle, and the sound was very crisp.

With the sound, Boss Yu and the others stood up, while Yan Shiqi lit firecrackers and fireworks.The fireworks produced by the fireworks are really beautiful, and they illuminate the dark night with colorful colors.

However, my mood did not get better because of the completion of the water request. On the contrary, I was a little heavy. Boss Yu's eldest wife walked up to me and asked softly, "Little brother, what's the matter? There is something wrong with your face?"

I shook my head and took a look at her. I don't know what happened. I always feel that I have seen this person somewhere, but I just can't remember.

This feeling is very strange. Logically speaking, she is in Hong Kong and I am in Hengyang. The distance between the two places is nearly a thousand kilometers, so it is impossible to see her.However, she gave me the feeling of deja vu, like the subtle connection between relatives.

After being stunned for a while, I asked her, "Have you been to Hengyang before?"

"Why do you ask that?" She asked me suspiciously.

"It's nothing!" I shook my head, not knowing how to answer her question, I can't say, I feel you are my relative?Isn't this embarrassing?She looks like a rich wife, and I look like a poor boy. If she recognizes relatives indiscriminately, isn't that Pangao?

Suppressing the doubts in my heart, I packed up my things, prepared to go to the hospital to wipe the body of the deceased, and then started to invite people. This million-dollar funeral was officially kicked off.

At this time, Boss Yu came over and handed me a red envelope, which was very thick and estimated to be several thousand dollars.I was not polite, I reached out to take the red envelope, said a few auspicious words, and walked towards the hospital.

"Young man, please stay, I have a question to ask you!" Boss Yu's voice came from behind me.

I stopped, turned my head, and asked, "What's wrong? What's the problem?"

"The ceremony of asking for water just now was really caused by my three wives?" he asked.

"Perhaps! It's hard to say about this kind of thing. Judging from the request for water just now, the deceased only recognized the principal house. That is to say, your mother only recognized the status of the old lady just now. The other three, I'm afraid..."

I said this very euphemistically, if I said it bluntly, it would damage my virtue. There is a folk saying, "It is better to have ten temples than destroy a marriage!" It shows the sin of destroying a marriage.

(End of this chapter)