My master is invincible

Chapter 180 Yang Coffin (33)

"I said that I am your nephew and you are my aunt, do you believe me?" I said in a low voice to Yu Qian's mother.

"Little brother, stop joking. My daughter is several years older than you. If my sister is still alive, her son must be older than my daughter." She looked at me and shook her head with a wry smile.

"Chen Jiu, did you have a convulsion today?" Yu Qian looked at me like an idiot.

"I really didn't lie to you. I'll take you to my house after hanging the filial piety. My mother really looks like your mother. You'll know it when you look at it." I explained to Yu Qian.

"Really?" they both asked me at the same time.

I nodded and didn't say anything else. If it wasn't for the fact that my mother has been worrying about her life experience all these years, I really didn't want to recognize this relative. Once I let this relative go, I don't know why, but I always feel panicked .

The two of them glanced at each other, and Yu Qian said, "Mother, haven't you been worrying about your aunt? You can follow Chen Jiu to his house later, and it won't take long to go back and forth."

"Okay!" Yu Qian's mother agreed, and looked at me with a kinder look.

On this matter, I didn't say anything more, so I asked Yu Qian to get three barrels of fireworks and a roll of earth red, and then put on a regular filial dress for her mother, ready to go to mourning.

After getting these things ready, it was almost ten o'clock in the evening. Yu Qian was going to drive to pay homage, but I stopped her. I told her that since she was inviting her natal family, she must be sincere. What's the point of driving a car, showing off?

When I said this, she smiled awkwardly, and she couldn't say anything, but her mother smiled and said: "Since Ada is the mother-in-law's natal family, she should respect it in terms of etiquette. I was negligent before." .”

I don't know what's going on, but after I said that she looks like my mother, the way she looked at me became very kind, even when she smiled.

The tombstone store is not very far from the mourning hall, which is about 300 meters away. The three of us were holding flashlights. I was carrying two barrels of fireworks, Yu Qian was carrying one barrel, and Yu Qian’s mother was wearing a filial dress and holding a roll of earth red. .

After walking for about ten minutes, the three of us came to the tombstone store. The store door was open, and Ah Da was sitting in the store drinking alone, looking in a bad mood.

"Who will take the filial piety words?" Yu Qian put the fireworks on the ground, and took out a piece of white paper for me.

I took the white paper and looked at it. The font on it was pretty good. It should have been written in a stutter. It said, "Grandmother Liu Jinxiu unfortunately died of illness. Today I come to invite my nephew Lin Zhihui to offer incense in front of the grandmother's hall to comfort the old man's spirit in heaven." . "

Logically speaking, the blank paper should be written as Yu Qian's mother. However, we left in a hurry and didn't have time to change it. It's a kind of sincerity to let Yu Qian's mother and daughter hang their filial piety together. !

I handed the blank paper to her and said, "Let me continue to hold it! Even if you mother and daughter come together to invite Ah Da!"

"Is this okay?" Yu Qian's mother asked from the side.

I glanced at Yu Qian. She was wearing a set of filial piety clothes. Although she was not as formal as her mother, it was still passable. I nodded and said, "All right."

Perhaps it was the voice of the three of us chatting, which startled Ah Da in the tombstone store. He glanced in our direction, didn't speak, stood up, closed the store door, and Yu Qian walked forward, wanting to say something.

I grabbed her, shook my head, and said, "Ah Da is acknowledging her mother's identity, otherwise he wouldn't close the door. This is testing your sincerity. Now it's up to you how to get Ah Da to open the store. Accept your words of filial piety."

To be honest, in fact, hanging filial piety is very simple, the difficulty lies in inviting the natal family, especially those who are difficult to talk to, without enough sincerity, they will not be able to impress them at all. It's almost like calling the door, watching people leave.

In the current situation, there is no doubt that Ah Da belongs to the kind of hard-to-please person.Regarding this point, I am very puzzled. Ordinarily, Ah Da is not bad.I remember the first time I saw him, his tone was very cold, and his eight-pack abs made me mistake him for a black bodyguard, and he had a very light view of funeral customs. Heavy, this is beyond my surprise.

"How did you impress him? What customs do you have here?" Yu Qian asked me puzzled.

"How did you disrespect your filial piety before?" I asked her back.

"Just drive a car, stop at the door of his shop, set off a firecracker, tell him that my grandmother is dead, and invite him to burn incense to comfort the old man's spirit in heaven. I am afraid of offending him, and his tone is very good. How do you know, he said After saying a word, the store was closed." Yu Qian said unconvinced, looking at it, she was wronged by Xiaoxiao earlier.

"Ma De, how can you be so slappy? You are lucky that he didn't beat you. You are cursing the dead of his family by slapping you like this!" I cursed, wishing I could slap her. After she left, she would at least ask others how to be filial, as long as she asked anyone casually, this would not happen.

After being scolded by me like this, she stood aside and stared blankly, unable to say anything.

I walked up to Yu Qian's mother and said softly: "After the fireworks and firecrackers are over, you need to knock on the store door seven times, then kneel down on the ground and cry aloud, while crying... By the way, What's your name? I need to use your name when I read the words later."

She nodded and said, "Huqin!" She didn't know what was going on, but after saying the name, she burst into tears, and she must have thought of something sad.

I didn't say anything, walked to the door of the tombstone shop, clapped my palms three times, and shouted with a loud voice, "Today, Huqin, a mother and daughter, are here to pay tribute to the filial piety, let us be filial piety!"

After saying this, I quickly lit a roll of firecrackers, and then lit three barrels of fireworks. In an instant, the originally quiet night became extremely lively, and many people opened the windows and looked over.

After the sound of firecrackers and fireworks stopped, I signaled Hu Qin to knock on the door. She nodded, took Yu Qian, knocked seven times, knelt down on the ground, and cried loudly: "Wanli Changtian made a sad sound, Yu Qian The family is not so far away from the mother, the children shed tears of longing for their loved ones, longing for the loving mother to return at the door, but it is a pity that the mother went to the West, leaving the children with eternal hatred, tonight weep and say goodbye at the door, and ask for a virtuous nephew and daughter-in-law to pick him up."

Not to mention, I almost cried when I heard Hu Qin's crying, the voice was particularly desolate, and Yu Qian who was on the side seemed to be affected by the voice, and she also cried bitterly, mother and daughter crying together, it was really touching.

I don't know what Ah Da is thinking, the door of the tombstone store is still closed, there is no sound, this situation is a bit wrong, is it that Ah Da is afraid of spending money?Reluctant to admit the identity of her mother's family.

It's not unreasonable for me to think so. There is no doubt that the natal family has great power in women's funerals. In terms of money, the natal family is also the most ruthless spender. Let alone the natal family needs to hire a dragon, but also needs to organize marriages and theater troupes. , gift money, point of honor, etc., after a funeral, it will cost at least several thousand to tens of thousands.Therefore, some people do not want to admit the identity of their natal family. (Note: All the immediate family members of the deceased’s natal family died, only the cousins ​​and nephews were left)
But, no, if Ah Da was afraid of spending money and refused to recognize her mother's identity, she would not have closed the shop before, then what was the reason for Ah Da to close the shop?

(End of this chapter)