My master is invincible

Chapter 20 The Coffin Gets Lighter

The master's family knew early on that the coffin would be transported across the stream, so he tied some bamboo rafts there in advance, and since the water surface of the stream was not very urgent, the bamboo rafts could be crossed to the opposite side.

We first let a person swim with one end of the rope and tie the other end to the bamboo raft, then put two wooden benches on the bamboo raft, and then put the coffin on the wooden benches.

Then, we arranged for some people to go to the opposite side to pull the coffin. It took about 30 minutes. We finally pulled the coffin to the opposite side. I was about to burn some yellow paper and remove the coffin from the bamboo raft when someone suddenly yelled: "Blood! So much blood!"

Hearing this, I looked towards the coffin, and saw a small hole in the bottom of the coffin, a lot of blood seeped out from inside, making a beeping sound, and soon, the bamboo raft was already a bright red, and the smell of blood was full In the whole sky, many people have already started to vomit.

Seeing the blood on the bamboo raft, all the relatives of the master's family panicked. Without thinking, they knelt down, kowtowed, and wailed again, not even daring to lift their heads.

"Jiu Yazi, how do you do it?" Pharaoh walked up to me and asked.

Frowning, I pointed to the coffin and said, "Find yellow paper to plug that small hole first and try!"

"Okay!" Pharaoh took a look at me, found a handful of yellow paper and stuffed it there. As soon as he stuffed it, he was washed away by a steady stream of blood. More and more blood flowed out of the coffin, some of which had already seeped Go into the stream and dye the water surface reddish.

Looking at the situation, it is impossible to block it. The only way left is to open the coffin. I asked Lao Wang to find a long pry, and I didn’t care about the saying that the coffin would not fall to the ground, so I moved the coffin to the ground. First, I lifted the lid of the coffin little by little. I don't know what happened. As soon as I exerted force with my hand, the coffin fell apart with a clatter.

A pungent smell of blood came to my face, and I couldn't help coughing a few times, followed by a large wave of blood pouring down from the coffin, staining the entire area below my knees red.

"Mom! There's a lot of blood!" Lao Wang screamed from the side, pulled me and ran, but he slipped and fell, and the two of us fell into the blood. I put one hand on the ground, ready to get up.

Suddenly, my palm touched a round object, and I picked it up and looked at it. I almost fainted from fright when I saw it. The round object was nothing but a living eyeball. There are also meridians on it, and the black and red colors intersect, constantly stimulating my visual nerves.

I shook it off vigorously, but the eyeball seemed to be stuck to my palm, and I couldn’t shake it off at all. After shaking it several times, the eyeball quietly stuck to my hand. The feeling, the sticky thing on it, seems to be the glue I sprinkled.

Lao Wang helped me up, glanced at the eyeball on my hand, without saying a word, took off the clothes on my body, tied it to my wrist, and pulled it hard, and then 'drived' the eyeball away from my palm .

We glanced at each other and found that each other had turned into blood men. Lao Wang was still in good shape, and my whole body was already stained red with blood. I looked around and saw that all the relatives of the master's family had run away at some point, and only the venue was left. I, Lao Wang, the six Eight Immortals and the three brothers of the main family who were kneeling not far away.

I wiped off the blood stains on my face, feeling a little annoyed, "Made, where did the blood come from this coffin!"

Old Wang didn't speak, his legs kept trembling, and he snarled at me. I followed his movements and looked towards the coffin, only to see that there was no one in the coffin, only piles of white bones, and counting people bouncing around. Ten thumb-sized fish were gnawing at the intestines of the deceased.

Immediately, I vomited. Isn’t this fish a small scavenger? How did it appear in the coffin? What made me even more puzzled was how these scavenger survived in the coffin.

I looked at the coffin boards that had fallen apart, and found that they were full of bite marks. The thickness of the coffin was much thinner. No wonder the coffin became lighter and lighter, all thanks to these scavengers.

"Who is so cruel to put the scavenger in the coffin to eat the corpse of the dead, what a great hatred, what a resentment!" Lao Wang sighed beside him and said.

At this moment, the three brothers of the master's family walked over tremblingly. Regardless of the blood on the ground, they knelt down and kowtowed desperately. Then they asked us what was going on. I said, "Did you offend someone? Now, someone put a scavenger in the coffin to eat your father's body."

The three brothers of the master's family whispered to each other for a while, and said: "Our three brothers are just ordinary people, and we don't usually offend anyone. Who would do this thing of cutting off children and grandchildren?"

I shook my head, and I didn't know how to answer their questions, so I let them investigate by themselves. After all, I was only undertaking funerals, and I was not interested in knowing the cause of death.

The coffin had fallen apart, but the bones of the deceased were still there, and the burial had to continue, so we asked the master what his plan was.

At first, the master said to put the bones in a coffin before burying them. I said that changing the coffin before the burial would bring bad luck, and people might die. When the master heard this, he asked me what I could do.

I thought about it, and told the owner that in this case, the only way to put the bones in a sack and then bury them is to use a coffin. If you still insist on using a coffin, you have to wait until three years later to dig it out and then put it in a coffin. Destroying Feng Shui is not worth it.

The three brothers of the master's family discussed for a while and agreed to my approach. Afterwards, we eight immortals found sacks, picked up the bones and put them in, buried them in the soil, sprinkled rice, burned incense, nailed soul nails, and then chanted a bunch of mantras to seal the soil. , and then the bones of the deceased were buried in the ground. However, the story did not end there, but just began.

After the burial, I asked the master to go back first, and I will go to his house tomorrow to settle the funeral expenses. After they left, I felt unexplainably uncomfortable. At first I thought it was a blood stain on my body, so I jumped into the stream with Lao Wang I took a bath, but after taking a bath, I had blisters the size of rice grains all over my body, which were neither painful nor itchy, but Lao Wang was fine.

Lao Wang glanced at the blisters on my body, and said, "Jiu Yazi, you don't have syphilis, do you?"

As soon as I heard this, I became angry, "You old bastard, I didn't even touch the girl's hand, where did I get syphilis!"

He looked me up and down and said, "No, your boy looks the best in our village. Why don't you have any women? Besides, didn't you have a girlfriend at school? , why didn't you even touch your hands?"

I glared at him and said, "I respect her like a guest. You're not like you, an old pervert. You're almost fifty, and you go to the town's hair salon every now and then!"

I still remember the expression that Lao Wang looked at me at that time. Although he didn't speak, I saw two words in his deep eyes, coward. Looking back now, it is indeed the case. , I'm afraid of entering the wrong line, once in the wrong line, love is a dream that can't be expected in the distance, not to mention further actions, just like the coffin bearer.

(End of this chapter)