My master is invincible

Chapter 2023

I glared at Han Qiu. No matter what Zhuge Qingming said, this guy would always go along with him, without thinking about the problem at all.

I originally wanted to count on him to give some constructive advice, but now it is better to directly echo Zhuge Qingming's words.

When Han Qiu saw my eyes, he smiled awkwardly and said, "Palace Master, I haven't studied much. Zhuge Qingming has studied a lot and is a cultured person. I think going along with his words can show that I am educated."

I want to punch him.

I really want to!

At the moment, I ignored him, but looked at Zhuge Qingming and asked him: "So, this funeral must go on?"

"Yes!" Zhuge Qingming nodded and explained: "Palace Master, although this matter is extremely risky, we have reasons to accept it!"

I glanced at him, then looked at Jiang Xiaoyan's back.

To be honest, when Jiang Xiaoyan proposed to help her with the funeral, I already agreed in my heart. Considering that Zhuge Qingming and Han Qiu were on the side, I didn't dare to agree, mainly because I was afraid of dragging them both down.

But now, the two of them have agreed to come down, so I naturally didn't have the slightest scruples, and quickly called Jiang Xiaoyan to stop, saying, "Okay, I've agreed to come down."

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Xiaoyan was startled, stopped, turned her head to look at me, bent slightly, "Chen Jiu, thank you, good people will live long."

I smiled wryly, "I hope!"

After I finished speaking, I looked at Zhuge Qingming and Han Qiu, and said in a low voice, "You two also express your opinion in front of Miss Jiang."

They were startled, as if they didn't understand what I meant, and looked at me suspiciously, until I gave them both a look, and then they both said in unison: "Miss Jiang, we will continue with this matter."

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Xiaoyan's face was obviously relaxed, and she said with a smile: "Okay, thank you all very much. If a person dies, there is really an afterlife, and I will definitely repay the three of you."

"You're being polite." I gave up and asked her, "Jiang Xiaoyan, do you have any plans for my future?"

She glanced at me and said softly: "Find a car to go back to my hometown first, and I will talk to you in detail later in the car. Besides, Chen Jiu, I want to ask you one more thing."

"What's the matter?" I asked with a frown.

She looked at me, then at Zhuge Qingming and Han Qiu beside me, and said slowly, "Can you keep my parents from knowing?"

Ok?
Don't let her parents know?

What is the situation!

Isn't she going back to her hometown?
Since she was going back to her hometown, how could she not let her parents know.

Isn't this a contradiction?
At that moment, I took a deep breath and asked her, "I'm afraid this is difficult to achieve, right?"

She seemed to think of something, her expression darkened a lot, and she said softly: "My parents are blind, it is not impossible to deceive them, Chen Jiu!"

As she said that, she suddenly knelt down towards me and sobbed, "The only people I can be worthy of in this life are my parents. I don't want their elders to know about my death. I... I'm afraid they won't be able to accept this fact, please Yes, you must help me, I...I...I really don't want to break their hearts when I was alive, and break their hearts after death."

I thought about it for a while, if it is said that her parents are blind, it is not impossible to hide it from her parents.It's just that those people in their village are definitely not easy to deal with.

After thinking about it for a while, I would definitely not be able to do it alone, so I glanced at Zhuge Qingming and Han Qiu, meaning to ask if they were confident.

They both looked at each other and nodded.

Seeing this, I said just now: "Okay! I promise to come down."

When Jiang Xiaoyan heard this, she quickly kowtowed to me, which made me pull her up and said, "Miss Jiang, there is no need to do this, this is our job."

She wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and sobbed, "Thank you, thank you, thank you so much."

While speaking, she took out her wallet from the small bag she was carrying, and took out two bank cards, one from Industrial and Commercial Bank of China and the other from Agricultural Bank of China. She first handed me the card of Agricultural Bank of China, and said softly : "This is the money I earned from working... over the years. There is 30 yuan, which will be left to my parents for the elderly."

After that, she handed me the ICBC card again, and continued: "This is my funeral expenses and your remuneration. There are 12 yuan in it. How much you use for the funeral depends on your own. How do you want to do it?" , do whatever you want, I only have one condition."

"What condition?" I asked.

She looked at the three of us, "This funeral must be treated as a wedding banquet."

stupid!
I'm really dumbfounded.

What is this!
Why treat a funeral like a wedding?

Isn't this nonsense!
These are two completely different rituals!

Besides, a funeral would take at least several days, and a wedding banquet usually only lasted a day. In this case, the possibility of continuing to hide it from her parents is zero.

and many more!

It's not entirely impossible!
Unless it is held as a wedding banquet for a few days, it is possible to hide it from her parents.

At that moment, I took the bank card handed over by Jiang Xiaoyan and said softly, "Okay!"

After I finished speaking, I stared at her for a while, and said softly, "Miss Jiang, aren't you afraid that I will cheat you of these two bank cards?"

She smiled slightly, "Don't be afraid, I believe that most of the people in this society are good people, and there are only a very small part of bad people. Besides, I believe that you, Chen Jiu, will not be so heartless with my money from the dead, otherwise you won't be warm." Xue Fangxin, what do you think?"

I glanced at her and said with a smile: "Then I'm not impolite. As for our remuneration, don't worry, we only charge 300 yuan a day. Do you think this price is reasonable? If not, [-] yuan is fine."

As soon as the words fell, she gave up, "No! Your salary must be at least one thousand, otherwise, my conscience will not be at ease."

I gave a wry smile, and said, "Miss Jiang, it's not that much, just three hundred a day. After all, we... also need some expenses here."

Before she could speak, I quickly added, "That's the decision. If you insist, I may not be able to take this job."

She stared at me closely for a while, and said with a smile: "Okay, since you said that, I won't say any more, I will entrust this matter to you three, and I will definitely repay you in my next life." you."

I nodded emphatically, and before I could speak, I heard: "The password for the ICBC card is 030302, and the password for the Agricultural Bank card is the last two digits of the birthdays of our family of three."

I hummed and said, "Okay! I wrote it down."

She nodded heavily, and said softly, "Okay, I'll trouble you."

(End of this chapter)