My master is invincible

Chapter 2044

Listening to Chen Zhongguo's words, I glanced at him in surprise.

I have to say that his analysis of what he said just now is very comprehensive, and he has considered all the things that can be considered clearly.

Just when I was in a daze, the village chief looked at the villagers and said in a low voice, "What do you think?"

What surprised me was that the villagers said in unison: "We listen to the village chief and Zhongguo."

As soon as the words came out, the village chief looked embarrassed, looked at me, and asked, "Mr. Chen, what's your opinion?"

Ok?
He actually came to ask me?

This... is this okay?

For me, of course I agree!
However, considering that the village chief had tested me before, I had to face up to this problem and said, "If you refuse Jiang Xiaoyan to hold a funeral here, I'm afraid you will annoy her. Although according to our rural customs, girls who are foreign ministers are not considered villagers. , but Jiang Xiaoyan is still unmarried, so she can be regarded as a native of Niutou Village."

After I finished speaking, I glanced at the village chief, and found that his expression hadn't changed, so I continued: "Of course, if you look at it from the perspective of your own lives, you can refuse this funeral, but I need to say One thing is, even so, the situation in your village is still not optimistic. After all, Jiang Xiaoyan has subconsciously determined that she is from Niutou Village, otherwise, she would not want to go home after turning into a corpse. "

I say this not to be alarmist, but to be true.

To put it bluntly, the dead corpse is different from other corpses, and its funeral requires extreme care. The most important thing is that all of us only have a half-knowledge about the dead corpse, and what we know is not particularly thorough.

As soon as my words came out, the village chief stared at me with a smile and asked me: "Mr. Chen, I don't know what you said, but is it true?"

I smiled and didn't say a word. The main reason for this kind of thing is that it depends on how they understand it. If they don't believe it, even if I say it's amazing, they may not believe it.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the village head looked over at Chen Zhongguo, and seeing Chen Zhongguo nodded, he said, "Okay, since that's the case, then we in Niutou Village will bet with you this time, this time on Jiang Xiaoyan's funeral , we in Niutou Village will do our best to help you, and the villagers in our Niutou Village will come to collect the funds you need."

When I heard this, I gave up and said, "I don't need the funds. Jiang Xiaoyan gave me a sum of funds before she died, which is enough for her funeral."

"Okay!" The village head nodded, and asked again: "In this case, I won't say anything anymore. If it is useful to us, just speak up."

I was not polite to him either. After all, time is running out now, so I said: "There are five things. The first thing is to help make Niutou Village more festive. Set the scene in the form of a wedding, but red things are not allowed. , The second thing is to seal the entire Niutou Village and not allow any outsiders to come in. The third thing is that I need Jiang Xiaoyan’s birthday horoscope. The fourth thing is that I need a funeral oration about Jiang Xiaoyan. The fifth thing , combined with Jiang Xiaoyan's birth date, some people whose zodiac signs are in conflict must leave the village."

After talking about these four things, the village chief frowned and didn't say anything, but Chen Zhongguo who was next to him spoke up, and he said, "Palace Master, I will do the first thing, the third thing, and the fifth thing." I understand, but I don’t understand the other two things.”

After all, the village head nodded in agreement, and the villagers also nodded in agreement.

I didn't hide anything, so I told them that outsiders were not allowed to enter the village because they were worried that outsiders would leak the secrets, so that the old Jiangtou couple would know the details. way to get it.

According to the custom, people who died in Jiang Xiaoyan's age group have no qualifications to make sacrifices at all.

After I finished speaking, Chen Zhongguo and the village chief looked at each other, and the village chief said, "I promise these five things."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at the villagers, and shouted: "Er Niu, I remember that your son and Jiang Xiaoyan's birthdays are on the same day!"

As soon as the words came out, a villager in his early 50s stood up and said: "It is indeed a day, but Jiang Xiaoyan is a few hours older than my son. She seems to be 1986 minutes and 6 seconds past 6 am on June 6, 6." raw."

Upon hearing this, I frowned, and quickly asked, "How do you remember it so clearly?"

He smiled, "At that time, my daughter-in-law joked with Lao Jiangtou's daughter-in-law that my son and her daughter were born on the same day, so it would be better to be siblings of the opposite sex, but Lao Jiangtou rejected it. In Lao Jiangtou's words Said that their daughter was born at 6:6:6 on the 6th, and her future achievements will definitely be sneaky, and she would disdain to make friends with the sons of ordinary people like us."

Hearing his explanation, I frowned even harder. Logically speaking, most parents can only remember the time when their children were born. There are very few people like Lao Jiangtou who can be accurate to 6 seconds .

I stared at the man closely and asked, "Are you sure that's what Lao Jiangtou said?"

He nodded and said: "That's right, because of his eyes, Lao Jiangtou likes to compare everything with others, and the reason why he can be accurate to 6 seconds is that when his wife is giving birth, he seems to be listening to some radio. The anchor on the radio said the time, and at the same time, the news of his wife's birth also spread."

I hummed, and thanked that person, my brows became tighter and tighter, and I quickly took out my phone and checked the time. The lunar calendar is June 6th, and the time is 6:8 p.m.

and many more!

I quickly looked through the phone records. I remembered that a few minutes after Jiang Xiaoyan died, I called Chen Zhongguo.

Turn to the call record, and the time of the call record displayed on it is 6:11 pm.

Could it be that Jiang Xiaoyan died at 6:6:6?
I wasn't sure, so I quickly called Zhuge Qingming.

I asked Zhuge Qingming roughly, and his answer was that he didn't know the time either. I called Han Qiu and Huang Hao again, basically asking them if they knew the time of Jiang Xiaoyan's death.

Their answer was the same as Zhuge Qingming's, they didn't know.

This makes me a little uncertain. Judging from the time in the address book, it is very likely that he died at 6:6:6.

If this is the case, this funeral is not only difficult, but also a torture.

In the eyes of us coffin bearers, there are four taboos about the horoscope of the deceased's birthday and death, and one of the taboos is every six.

The so-called every 6, in simple terms, is the number 6 contained in the time of birth, more than 6, we call it the first 6.And the hour of death contains 5 6s, which we call the tail 6.

One head and one tail, echoing each other, we call this process a round life, and such a funeral is called a round life mourning.

This kind of round death, not to mention the coffin bearers in today's society, even the ancient coffin bearers, no one dared to do it.

To put it bluntly, there are too many taboos, and there will be a lot of strange things in the funeral, and it will even hurt the life and luck of the coffin bearer.

Wait, that's not right!

Since Jiang Xiaoyan is a gangster, how could it have anything to do with the funeral?
As soon as I thought about this, an amazing idea came to my mind.

In an instant, there was a chill on my back, and I only felt a chill rushing from the soles of my feet to my forehead.

Then Chen Zhongguo seemed to have noticed my strangeness, and asked suspiciously: "Palace Master, what are you?"

I looked up at him, and tremblingly said, "Do you still remember the rice fields we passed by?"

He nodded and said, "Remember, what's the matter? Is there a problem?"

I hurriedly asked, "Where does the water in the rice fields come from?"

(End of this chapter)