My master is invincible

Chapter 2047

As I got up together like this, Chen Zhongguo glanced at me and tremblingly said: "Palace Master, don't all the twelve zodiac signs coincide?"

I nodded without saying anything, my eyes fixed on the twelve zodiac signs on the white paper.

Mad, to hell.

All twelve zodiac signs are in opposition.

So the question is, who will make trouble for this funeral?
Chen Zhongguo obviously also considered this issue, and immediately asked me: "Palace Master, if this is the case, what should we do now?"

I glanced at him and whispered, "I don't know yet."

The village chief saw that our faces were not right, so he subconsciously asked, "Mr. Chen, Zhong Guo, what's wrong with you two?"

I glanced at him, but didn't dare to say it, mainly because it was too unbelievable. Once I said it, I guess he wouldn't believe it.

Chen Zhongguo obviously didn't think too much about it, so he said, "Village Chief, it's like this. Our Palace Mistress just made some calculations. This time, Jiang Xiaoyan's funeral coincides with all the twelve zodiac signs."

"All coincide? The village head exclaimed, and quickly asked: "Is it a mistake? "

Before Chen Zhongguo could speak, I spoke first from the sidelines: "There is absolutely no mistake in the calculation. I am afraid that her funeral really coincides with the twelve signs of the Chinese zodiac."

As soon as these words came out, the villagers exploded in an instant, and their faces were full of disbelief.

"I've lived for 50 years, this is the first time I've heard of such a strange thing!"

"Yeah, I have lived for decades, and this is the first time I heard about it."

"Hey, according to Mr. Chen, this funeral coincides with the twelve zodiac signs, so what should we do about this funeral? You can't just leave her body there!"

"I said, don't worry about salty carrots. I believe Mr. Chen should have a solution."

As the words fell, the villagers all looked at me.

When I saw their eyes, I felt so depressed.

Honestly speaking, judging from the current situation, I haven't thought of a way yet. It can even be said that this funeral has entered a dead end.

To put it bluntly, since Jiang Xiaoyan's funeral coincides with the twelve zodiac signs, it must not be handled as an ordinary funeral.

For a while, I really had nothing to do. I smiled apologetically and said, "I'm afraid I will disappoint you all. Xiao Jiu hasn't thought of a way yet. The only way right now is to put Jiang Xiaoyan's body outside first. Move to the village, in this way, you can temporarily avoid the conflict of the zodiac."

"Palace Master!" Chen Zhongguo frowned, and said in a low voice: "But this is not the way, we can't leave her body there all the time, and now it's a hot day, and the body has been left for a long time. Worried that the body will rot."

I knew what he was worried about, so I said, "Or, get someone to give her a formalin injection."

Chen Zhongguo didn't answer my question directly, but looked towards the village head.

When the village chief saw Chen Zhongguo's eyes, he nodded and said, "It's only going to be like this for now, okay."

While speaking, the village chief looked at me and continued: "But, Mr. Chen, don't forget, not only is this funeral difficult, but we also have to hide it from Jiang Xiaoyan's parents. Once time goes by, I worry about her Parents will know."

I smiled and said, "Don't worry about that, I've already figured out a solution, so I told them that our wedding will be held for seven days and seven nights."

He thought for a while, nodded and said: "The solution is good, but, Mr. Chen, don't say that I poured cold water on you. This funeral is more difficult, and you only have these seven days, and you don't know that you are in these seven days. Can you get this done."

I smiled slightly, "As long as the thinking doesn't slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties. I believe I can come up with a solution."

Seeing what I said, the village chief didn't say anything more, so he took advantage of the situation and sat down.

I can see that he is disappointed in me.

Regarding this, I really can't explain anything. If it's an ordinary funeral or something, I can show my hand in front of him.

However, in this situation, I didn't dare to be careless at all, so I had to keep silent.

And Chen Zhongguo is the coffin bearer, he naturally knew the danger of this funeral, and asked me in a low voice: "Palace Master, this funeral is probably the most difficult funeral in the past hundred years, right?"

I glanced at him, stopped and said: "The world is too big, I dare not belittle myself, but this funeral is indeed the most difficult funeral I have encountered since I entered the industry."

After all, I am a little frustrated.

I thought this funeral was just a tricky thing, but who would have thought that before it even started, it would be stopped by the conflict of the twelve zodiac signs.

According to my thinking, since this funeral coincides with all the twelve zodiac signs.

Then, the only way is that this funeral cannot be done by humans.After all, the zodiac conflict is too dangerous. Once someone gets close to Jiang Xiaoyan, God knows what will happen.

But here comes the problem.

Since no one can do it, what should we do with this funeral?
This is giving me a lot of headaches.

Like me, Chen Zhongguo was also a little frustrated.

In an instant, the whole scene was shrouded in a gloomy cloud, and no one spoke.

This situation lasted for nearly 3 minutes, and I don't know who said, "Since this funeral coincides with the Chinese zodiac, let the beast do it!"

Hearing this, my face tightened.

Yup!

Why not let the beast do it!

At that moment, my face was ecstatic, and before I could speak, I heard Chen Zhongguo ask me: "Palace Master, have you thought of a way?"

I hummed, and said, "The person who spoke just now woke me up, we can find a beast to mess with this funeral."

As soon as these words came out, the audience was as quiet as a cicada, and everyone stared at me in disbelief.

"Can animals do funerals?"

"Mr. Chen, are you confused?"

"That's right, Mr. Chen, how can there be any reason for animals to do funerals?"

……….

All of a sudden, many people started to mutter.

Listening to what they said, I smiled and explained: "As we all know, people's birth dates are all in the twelve zodiac signs, but the animal's zodiac signs are not in the twelve zodiac signs. What we need to do is borrow the animal's skin."

"What do you mean?" Chen Zhongguo asked quickly as if he didn't understand what I meant.

The village head couldn't sit still anymore, so he hurried over and asked me, "Mr. Chen, you should explain clearly what's going on!"

I glanced at them and said in a low voice, "For the sake of the skin, every mourner needs to wear a piece of animal skin, but, in this way, we must pay attention to one thing."

"Which point?" Chen Zhongguo hurriedly asked.

I glanced at him and said in a low voice: "We must find the animal, and the animal's skin should be within three days, and it is most suitable to be stained with blood."

(End of this chapter)