My master is invincible

Chapter 214 Yang Coffin (67)

After stuttering, he nodded, bent towards me, and said, "Brother Jiu, you are my brother Jiu for the rest of my life."

This sounded familiar, as if Fatty Guo had said it back then, I smiled, patted him heavily on the shoulder, and said, "Study hard, the job of coffin bearer will depend on us young people in the future."

After saying this, I stammered and came to the coffin, and asked the other eight immortals to move the coffin cover. The coffin cover was a bit heavy, and the five eight immortals struggled to move it. While moving the coffin cover, they complained: " The coffin lid is so heavy, how heavy is the whole coffin, how can it be lifted!"

I can't say anything, I can only pretend that I didn't hear it.After all, I am the bearer of this funeral, and some things cannot be explained clearly.To put it more bluntly, we have a deceitful nature in doing funerals. Even if we know that there is something wrong with the coffin, we can’t tell others, because once we tell, no one wants to carry it. This is also the helplessness of our business.

After they moved the lid of the coffin, I asked Ah Da to kneel in front of the coffin and burn the yellow paper, and I asked the Taoist priest to recite scriptures aside. It is worth mentioning that I asked one of the Taoist priests to fill a little water with a copper gong Under the coffin, the main reason is that the coffin's yang energy is too heavy. When the coffin is sealed, the yang energy will hurt the deceased. The water can act as a buffer.

When I was ready, I made three bows to the coffin, and asked the other eight immortals to help cover the coffin and put it on.Then take the hammer and nails, the first nail is nailed on the position of the main nail.

I put the longevity nail on the main nail position, spit on the palm of my hand, and rubbed it.The reason for spitting on the palm is mainly to prevent slipping, fearing that the hammer will slip out of the hand and hit someone if the force is too large.

I supported the nail with one hand, and held up the poke with the other, and slammed it down on the nail. I didn't know what happened, I obviously smashed it against the nail.However, the place where the hammer hit was the coffin lid.

Are you dazzled?
I was stunned, took a deep breath, blinked hard to let my eyes get used to it, held up the hammer and smashed it down again, with a 'bang' sound, the hammer still hit the coffin lid.

Mad, why are you so wicked?

After trying five or six hammers in a row, each hammer hit the coffin lid without hitting the nails at all.Now, the Eight Immortals on the side started to make a fuss, saying that there was something wrong with the coffin and they refused to carry it.

I ignored their noise, handed the hammer to Jieba, and said, "Come and try!"

He took the hammer, imitated me, and raised the hammer. We stared at the hammer in his hand, not even daring to breathe.

With a "bang", the hammer hit the coffin lid.

How could this be?If I was dazzled and couldn't hit the longevity nail, then what's the situation with stuttering?
Could it be... the deceased, refused to seal the coffin for burial?

Thinking of this, my back turned cold, the coffin is about to be sealed, and the deceased is going to make trouble?Something is wrong with this situation!

Immediately, Fatty Guo and Liu Weimin were asked to try again, and they did the same thing. The hammer hit all the coffin lid, but fortunately, the coffin lid was made of golden nanmu.Otherwise, with so many hammers, the coffin would have fallen apart long ago.

What to do?Where is the problem?
The mourning hall fell silent, and no one dared to speak. Several Eight Immortals tried to escape from the mourning hall, but Liu Weimin stopped them.

For a moment, our minds were thinking, what went wrong.At this moment, he stammered a word, which made me suddenly enlightened. He said: "I used to see people attending funerals, and the first blow was the direct descendants of the deceased. Is there something wrong here?"

I thought about it too, riveting longevity nails, the first hammer in history is the direct descendants who seal the coffin in person.And there were too many things happened in this funeral, almost all the descendants of the deceased died, leaving only Yu Qian, Hu Qin and Boss Yu.

This riveting nail should not allow women to hold the hammer. It is said that women have too much yin and disrespect to the deceased, so there is only one person left, Boss Yu.

However, the situation was a bit wrong. Boss Yu strangled his mother to death with his own hands. How could the deceased agree to let him hold the hammer to rivet the life nails.

I froze in place for a while, planning to let Ah Da come to try. He is the cousin of the deceased. Although he is not a direct relative, he is from her natal family anyway, so there should be no problem.

Immediately, I waved to Ah Da, told him about the matter, handed him the hammer, and let him hammer the first hammer.

He didn't say anything, took the hammer, and hammered it down according to the longevity nail.Mad, still the same, thumping on the coffin lid, this is so undeserved, in this funeral, Ah Da has always played an important role, how could the deceased reject him?

"Ninth Brother, do you want to invite Boss Yu to try?" Stammer reminded.

"No, once he appears in the mourning hall, he will definitely cause strange things." I directly rejected the proposal of stammering, how can a murderer rivet the dead with life nails? This is not only a blasphemy against the dead, but also a challenge to traditional customs There is a saying in the funeral scriptures: "Parents connect yin and yang, and their merits win good fortune. They are the bones of anti-qi, and the method born of enmity and resentment."

The meaning of these words is obvious. Enemies cannot appear in the mourning hall. Once they appear, it will only deepen the resentment of the deceased.If Boss Yu is invited to deepen the resentment of the deceased, not to mention he will have an accident, even us Eight Immortals may have accidents.

It is a matter of my own life and death. Not only do I disagree, but the Eight Immortals on the side also scold me noisily, stuttering and ignorant, don't talk nonsense.

What to do?These two words lingered in our minds. After about three or four minutes, no one came up with a solution.On the contrary, Ah Da made a move. He gave each of us a cigarette and said, "Everyone, I just want my aunt to be buried smoothly. How about inviting that bastard Yu Qingsheng to try it? He is my aunt's after all." My own son, maybe my aunt doesn't blame him."

His voice was a bit bitter, and he must have been tangled in his heart.Thinking about it, as a natal family, they have always been supervisors in funerals, and they can make things difficult for the master, but now they have become the master, working hard for the funeral. Perhaps only Ada understands the helplessness and bitterness in the process .

I glanced at him, but I couldn't refuse him directly, so I could only tactfully say: "You can find another way to seal the coffin, let the enemy of the deceased come to the mourning hall to carry the hammer, it will only harm us all, and even make the deceased die with regret."

"Then invite Yu Qian's mother and daughter to come over?" Ada asked tentatively.

"No, the rules can't be broken. Once a precedent is set, future women will follow suit. There is no such thing as a funeral." Regarding funeral customs, I refused his proposal directly without any tact.

"You can't just lift the coffin out without riveting in the longevity nails?" Ah Da got a little angry, and his voice was a little higher.

(End of this chapter)