My master is invincible

Chapter 2147 The Southern Pineapple Sutra

There are more than just problems!

Simply a big problem!

It can even be said that if one is not careful, all of us have to confess here.

Made!

I cursed secretly, if I knew I was going to patrol, I would never have listened to Lao Tian and fiddled with standing eggs.

However, things are ready now, if they are not done, they will offend the deceased again.

Hemp egg!

I'm so fucking gutted.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Han Qiu asked again, "Palace Master, what's going on?"

I glanced at him and explained: "Old Tian just said Xunbu, if I guessed correctly, he should also be chanting "Xunnan Pineapple Sutra"!"

As soon as the words fell, the old Tian nodded immediately and said, "Yes, it's the scriptures of the tour, and the pace is also the one that the palace master said."

it is as expected!
My heart was as heavy as iron, and I even had the urge to beat Lao Tian violently.

"Palace Master, is there something wrong with that patrol?" Han Qiu asked me.

I smiled wryly, "The problem is not a problem, but whether it is Xunbu or "Xunnan Pineapple Sutra", people who have reached the age of 60 are required to make it. Once it is done by young or middle-aged people, it will have no effect. It will also arouse the hatred of the dead, if one is not careful, all of us will have to confess here."

"It seems to be like this. I remember working on this before, and it seems that the old man did it too." Lao Tian seemed to remember something, and muttered beside him.

"Don't talk, I want to beat someone when I hear you talk." I gave Lao Tian a look.

That old Tian reckoned that he was wrong, shook his head resentfully, and didn't dare to speak again.

And that Han Qiu said: "Master, let's find an old man to get it!"

I gave up and said: "You don't understand, it doesn't mean that old people are fine, they must memorize the "Southern Xun Pineapple Sutra" and familiarize themselves with Xunbu, two aspects, once there is a problem in one aspect, it will definitely be a big problem. "

After that, I looked towards Lao Tian and asked him, "Who made this before?"

He thought for a while, "He's from Niutou Village, but he's also dead this time."

"Is there anyone else around you who can do this?" I asked again.

He scratched the back of his head and said, "I guess so. I remember that ten miles away, there was a little old man. Usually, when an unmarried daughter died, he was always asked to do it."

Hearing this, I frowned. It was estimated that it would take more than an hour to go back and forth ten miles away. In addition, the old man walked slowly, and the estimated time would be even longer.

Immediately, I quickly asked, "Is there convenient transportation from here to that old man's village?"

I ask this mainly because I want the elderly to take a car. In this case, there should be a problem with time.

That old Tian smiled, "Palace Master, I'm not talking about you, what age is it, the transportation is not only convenient, it's quite convenient, from our village to that old man's place, it takes half an hour to go back and forth!"

I was really angry, I raised my leg and kicked his ass.

Hemp egg!

It made me worry for nothing.

That old Tian chuckled, "Master, I just want to test it out to see if you are really capable. I didn't expect that even Xunbu and the "Xunnan Pineapple Sutra" on our side would know about it."

Ok?
test me?
My face froze, I looked towards Lao Tian, ​​and said in a deep voice, "What do you mean?"

He smiled awkwardly, "Palace Master, don't be angry, I called the old man a long time ago, if there is no accident, I should be there within ten minutes."

While talking, he took out his phone and checked the time.

"What I'm asking is, what do you mean by temptation?"

This time, I was really angry.

Made, thought that he had encountered a difficult matter, but he didn't expect to tell him that it was a temptation.

Isn't this just kidding me? It's still at this juncture.

That old Tian should have heard that my tone was not kind, so he quickly said: "Master, I have no other intentions, but before investing, I want to know what our Palace Master is capable of. Now that I have seen your ability, I can invest with confidence." In addition, in order to express my apology just now, I cover all the social insurance and medical insurance for all the coffin bearers here, so that they can grow old without any worries."

Ok?
What he said caught me off guard. It can even be said that even if I want to be angry, I can't be angry.After all, he said that social security and medical insurance are related to the problems of every coffin bearer when he gets old.

To put it bluntly, no matter what occupation you are in, you want to buy social security and medical insurance earlier, so as not to be trapped by money and illness when you get old.

At that moment, I glared at him and said, "Don't make an example next time. If there is another time, don't blame me for falling out."

He chuckled, "Palace Master, don't worry, my old Tian is not a wicked person. It's just that, if you think about it from my perspective, you will understand what I mean."

I understand what he means. It is a bit embarrassing for him to use the money to form a company. It is inevitable to try it out.

Thinking of this, I was a little relieved, but when I saw Lao Tian, ​​I still wanted to beat up this old guy. He seemed harmless, but I didn't expect that he had some scheming.

But, yes!
As the saying goes, there is no business without money, and Lao Tian is a businessman.

Immediately, I glanced at him and said angrily, "Are you sure the old man will be here within 10 minutes."

He swore: "Don't worry, absolutely!"

"Where did you get your confidence?" I asked hastily.

He smiled, "It's very simple. After knowing Jiang Xiaoyan's funeral, I gave him a pair of Jiannanchun in advance, and stuffed him with a 1000 yuan red envelope. Do you think he can not be active?"

Ok?
After knowing the funeral, did you give the money?

I was stunned and asked, "You knew we would invite him a long time ago? Didn't you just say..."

Before I could finish speaking, Lao Tian quickly explained: "Master, you don't know the situation on our side, and the old man in Niutou Village also fiddles around, but he doesn't bother to be with us coffin-bearers. They are very noble, and they usually work with some Taoist priests outside."

Ok!

As someone said, where there are people, there are fights.

At the moment, I didn't say anything more, so I chatted with Han Qiu casually.

About 5 minutes later, at the entrance of the village, there was a light spot walking towards us flickering.

"Palace Master, he is here." Lao Tian looked happy, pulled me again, and said in a low voice: "Palace Master, I brought him a red envelope and wine, and I will ask him to tell you about Xunbu and "Xunnan Xunbao" later. Pineapple Sutra, I hope you don't dislike it."

Ok?
Let me learn Xunbu and "Xunnan Pineapple Sutra"?
What kind of medicine is sold in this old field's gourd?

For a moment, I was a little uncertain about Lao Tian's thoughts, so I looked at him, frowned and said, "Why did you arrange it like this?"

He took a deep look at me, and his expression was rarely serious. He said in a deep voice, "He puts all his hopes on you. My Laotian family has received great kindness from him, so I will naturally spare no effort to help you."

Hearing this, I immediately understood who Lao Tian was talking about.

It should be Wu Keyong!

However, what I didn't expect was that Lao Tian would spare no effort to help me because of Wu Keyong.

This surprised me a little.

After all, Wu Keyong is dead now.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Lao Tian thought he didn't believe me, so he said: "Palace Master, please believe my kindness."

I nodded and said, "As long as he is willing to teach, I am naturally willing to learn."

"Palace Master, didn't you say that the thing can only be used after the age of 60?" Han Qiu interjected.

I rolled his eyes at him, and said in a bad mood: "When it comes to tinkering with the coffin, it is true that you can't use it until you are 60 years old, but Xunbu and "Xunnan Pineapple Sutra" can be used casually in funerals. More importantly, the two Things are almost lost now, learning them will only benefit, not harm."

"Can it be used in funerals?" Han Qiu frowned.

I nodded, "Yes, Xunbu and "Xunnan Pineapple Sutra" are the most effective and effective in breaking evil spirits and repelling grievances."

Han Qiu nodded half-understood, and said puzzledly: "Since the Xunbu and the "Xunnan Pineapple Sutra" are so useful, why do no one understand it? Also, the old man bought it because of a pair of Jiannanchun and 1000 yuan. If you get a red envelope, you will agree to teach?"

When saying this, Han Qiu looked at Lao Tian.

Lao Tian smiled, "Brother Han Qiu, you may not know something. The old man also wanted to find someone to learn his Xunbu and "Xunnan Pineapple Sutra", but he couldn't find a suitable person, and the old man was so embarrassing that he was not sure. Pass it on easily. However, I believe that the old man will definitely pass it on when he sees a talent like the palace master."

As soon as the words fell, a voice came over, "Who said I would pass it on."

(End of this chapter)