My master is invincible

Chapter 216 Yang Coffin (69)

When Boss Yu heard my words, he knelt down in front of the coffin again, tears streaming down his face, and shouted hysterically, "My lord... my child is here to accompany you!"

As he spoke, his complexion changed, he stood up abruptly, and slammed his head into the coffin like crazy, intending to pay off the debt of the deceased with death.

Seeing this situation, it was too late to pull him. I moved my feet and ran to the front of the coffin. Fortunately, I was close to the coffin. Boss Yu's head hit my stomach, and there was a piercing pain, and my stomach was churning .

At this moment, Ah Da came over, grabbed Boss Yu by the collar, lifted him up, and said viciously: "Yu Qingsheng, you want to die, I won't stop you, but first send my aunt up the mountain , you can die however you like."

"Let go of me, I am ashamed of the love I have for my mother, and I have no face in this world." Boss Yu was like a woman, desperately grabbing Ah Da's hair.

"Made, what the hell, when you strangled Auntie, why didn't you expect Auntie to love you?" Ada threw Boss Yu to the ground, kicked him down, and cursed: "You bastard! , if Sealing Coffin didn’t need you, I would have strangled you to avenge my aunt.”

"Stop making trouble, this is a mourning hall, and everything is about the dead." I rubbed my aching stomach and yelled at them.

After being yelled at by me, they fell silent and didn't speak, but Ah Da looked at Boss Yu with a very murderous look in his eyes.

I didn't care about the grievances between the two of them, so I gave Jiba a look, which meant to ask him to hand over the hammer to Boss Yu.

He stuttered and walked over, pulled Boss Yu up from the ground, handed him the hammer and the nail, and said, "Hold the nail with one hand, and the hammer with the other. Be sincere."

Boss Yu was stunned for a moment, nodded, took the hammer and longevity nails, walked to the front of the coffin, put the longevity nails in place of the main nails, and smashed down with the hammer with tears in his eyes.

I stared straight at the longevity nail, afraid that the hammer would smash it crookedly, but fortunately, we were relieved. The hammer was hitting the longevity nail, and because of too much force, it smashed into it by two or three centimeters.

Seeing all this, we did not cheer.Some people say that mothers grew up with their sons. When they were young, mothers were omnipotent gods. No matter what wrongs they suffered, there would always be someone who said to their sons: "Don't be afraid, tell me if you have any wrongs, and I will vent your anger on you." .”

When I go to school and encounter math problems that I don’t know how to do, and want to tear up the test paper, there will always be someone who pats my son on the shoulder and says, “Don’t be angry, I will cut branches for you, and you will get the answer after counting.”

After graduating, working, falling in love, and marrying a wife, there is always that one person who silently blesses and works hard for his son.But as a son, he only has work in his eyes, and a daughter-in-law, but forgets such a person in a corner, and some people even leave such a person alone in the nursing home. What people want is not more people, but children and grandchildren to accompany them.

It is said that whoever has a heart of grass will repay three springs, but the cruel reality is that it is a miserable snowy night in Chaimen, and it is better to have children at this time.

It got a little too far, let’s get down to business, after Boss Yu smashed it down with a hammer, he sat weakly on the ground, slapped the coffin with one hand, beat his chest with the other, and sobbed, "It's all my fault for being obsessed with money."

I ignored him, took the hammer and started to seal the coffin. This time the nails were riveted very smoothly, and seven nails were riveted into the coffin soon.

Afterwards, all of us collectively bowed to the coffin, blew out the longevity lamp under the coffin, and cleaned up the things in the mourning hall. A new problem appeared in front of us.

According to our customs, the shadow of the deceased needs to be burned after the coffin is sealed, but now the shadow of the deceased is all scattered on the execution ground, and it has been soaked by rain for a long time, so it is impossible to burn it.

If the shadows are not burned, the deceased will blame the descendants, or they may die again. The few of us stood at the door of the mourning hall, looking at the straw in the execution ground, and fell into a dilemma.

"Brother Jiu, why don't you find some more firewood and put it under, it should be able to burn the wet straw." Stuttering stood aside and suggested.

"Oh!" I sighed and said, "I've thought about this idea. The problem is that this is a town. Although there are firewood, there are not as many as in the countryside. We can find firewood everywhere. We don't have so much time to find firewood. "

"Uh, what should I do then?" Stuttering for a moment, he asked.

I shook my head, took a look inside the mourning hall, and suddenly found that the mourning hall was built of trees with a layer of waterproof glue on the outside, and the trees inside were very dry.I put my mind on these trees. Anyway, if the mourning hall is going to be demolished, it is better to take out some trees now and burn them along with the shadow of the dead. It will be easier to demolish the mourning hall tomorrow morning.

Thinking of this, I asked the Eight Immortals and the Taoist priests to start to build the mourning hall. First, they removed the white flowers and cypress branches from the mourning hall, and then removed some trees from the mourning hall in the method of extracting one every three, and built them at the entrance of the mourning hall. A rack, place straw from the ground on it, and light a fire.

After burning the shadows, all of us stayed in the mourning hall to chat. Some of the Eight Immortals were sleepy and sat by and kowtowed. Among them, Fatty Guo was the main one. The thunderous snoring almost shook the mourning hall.

During the long wait, I finally stayed up until four o'clock in the morning. I originally planned to lift the coffin and carry it out at five o'clock. an hour early.

The tomb where the deceased was buried was in Balipu, which was far away from the town, and it was obviously impossible to carry it there by manpower alone.So, I contacted a funeral car in the town and asked that person to wait at the exit of the town.

Someone will definitely ask, why not let the car park at the entrance of the mourning hall, so that it is convenient to pull the coffin.

There is also something particular about it. There is an old saying in the countryside that there is a bridge to carry you three steps away. This has two meanings. In ancient times, it represented nine feet, that is to say, the deceased had to be nine feet away from the mourning hall to carry the bridge, and this bridge refers to the means of transportation. (Note: In ancient times, there was a custom of pulling coffins by carriage.)
At four o'clock, I woke up the drowsy Eight Immortals, and gave each of them a cigarette to refresh themselves. Boss Yu sat next to the little boy's corpse with an annoyed expression on his face, his voice was a little hoarse, Seeing this situation is crying.

Thinking about it is also true, for a while, the ghosts are fascinated, the original family members have evolved, and now he is the only one left who is still healthy, and the others are either dead or lying in the hospital. Therefore, life cannot take a wrong step. , is a lifetime.

I sighed, walked up to Boss Yu, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "The funeral is coming soon, whether you send your mother to the funeral, or follow the Eight Immortals to send your son to the funeral, it's up to you. "

As I spoke, I pointed to an Eight Immortal next to Liu Weimin.

(End of this chapter)