My master is invincible
Chapter 226 Yang Coffin
Chapter 226 Yang Coffin (79)
I expressed my worries to Lao Wang.
After hearing this, he was silent for a while, shook his head, and said nothing.On the contrary, Liu Weimin who was on the side spoke up. He said, "Isn't the master's family rich? Please ask someone to put a railing around the grave, surround the grave, and keep the place of worship away from the grave. Besides, three Isn't it necessary to move the grave after the next year? It shouldn't be a big problem, right?"
As soon as I heard it, I knew that this method was feasible. According to the traditional tomb, the place where future generations worship must be close to the tomb. In other words, if the tomb is empty, it is easy for future generations to trample on it risk.
If the tomb is surrounded, the surrounding area is regarded as the head of the tomb, and the place of worship can naturally be moved back. Even if the head of the tomb is empty, it will never be trampled on.
Thinking of this, I climbed up from the tomb, burned some yellow paper inside, and then asked Fatty Guo to find a long stick and tie a shovel to eradicate our footprints in the tomb.
After shoveling the footprints, I took the shovel down, tied some straw, lit it, and stood beside the tomb and burned it towards the wall of the tomb. The fire just touched the wall of the tomb, and I don’t know what happened, there was a crackling sound, It sounds like burning ants.
After burning for about ten minutes, the stones and soil on the wall of the tomb were a little burnt black. After touching it with my hand, it was very dry.
I smiled with satisfaction, put down the stick, and sprinkled some lime around the coffin. The lime was used to prevent snakes, insects, rats and ants. Then I lit some yellow paper and threw it on top of the lime, and then sprinkled some rice and wheat, ready to go. Find wood ash to fill the coffin.
The tomb needs a lot of wood ash, and it is definitely not possible to burn wood to get wood ash on the spot.So, I asked the Eight Immortals to go down the mountain together and buy wood ash at a price of 50 yuan a sack. Of course, the person who sells the wood ash needs to carry the wood ash to the top of the mountain.
Money is a good thing. In less than an hour, the tomb was full of wood ashes. We, the Eight Immortals, poured the wood ashes into the tomb. When the coffin was half covered, I let Jieba hold me and leaned over the coffin to touch it. , a little higher than the previous temperature.
I was overjoyed, and the temperature changed, which proved that this method was effective. This is the most intuitive method. Immediately, let the Eight Immortals pour all the wood ash into it.
After all the wood ash was poured in, only the lid was exposed in the whole coffin. I leaned forward and touched it again. The temperature was about the same as that of the human body, just right.
Afterwards, I asked Ah Da to shovel the soil and sprinkle it on the coffin lid, while I did some religious rituals while the Taoist priest recited the scriptures. Covered up.
After covering the soil, I planted three pillars of incense on the grave, burned some yellow paper, asked Ah Da to kneel beside the grave, and brought a pot of three animals and a plate of apples.
Holding three animals in my left hand and an apple in my right hand, I made a bow towards the grave, and said in a loud voice, "The plates of fragrant fruits are piled up like a mountain. My cousin and nephew are filial in front of the grave. My kindness will never be forgotten. Today I will kneel on the grave as a filial piety. I beg you." Taste more, not in vain for your loved ones to recite."
After reading this, I put the three animals at the end of the grave, put the apple in front of the grave, and bowed to the grave.
Afterwards, I told Ah Da to close his eyes, and told everyone to turn around. After waiting for about 3 minutes, I walked to the grave and touched the apple. However, I would like to be buried here.
"Licheng, set off firecrackers!" I shouted with a loud voice.
Suddenly, the sound of firecrackers sounded. I wiped the sweat from my forehead, walked in front of the Eight Immortals, and sat down on the ground. I finally got the funeral done, and I let out a sigh of relief.
At this time, Ah Da stood up, walked over, knelt down towards us, gave each of us a red envelope and a pack of cigarettes, and said, "Thank you for your hard work, everyone!"
We took the red envelopes and cigarettes, helped him up, didn't say anything, let him sit next to us, and chatted.
After resting for about ten minutes, my cell phone rang. When I looked at the number, it was the number of Jieba’s third aunt. I handed the phone to Jieba. He took the phone, said a few words, his face relaxed, and he laughed. , Said: "Ninth brother, my mother has calmed down. Thank you!"
Hearing what he said, the tense nerves finally relaxed, patted him on the shoulder, and said: "There is nothing to thank, as you said, this is what we Eight Immortals should do."
He smiled awkwardly and sat down next to me.Immediately afterwards, the Eight Immortals' cell phones rang one after another. Most of them were relatives. They looked at me gratefully and said a lot of words of thanks.
I rubbed the back of my head and said, "It's all the Eight Immortals, don't say thank you, your relatives are well, it's all thanks to you."
They giggled and said they would treat me to a good meal when they went back to town.
We sat near the grave and chatted for a while. During this time, Yan Shiqi kept staring at Boss Yu and kept yelling and cursing, but Boss Yu remained unconscious.
About 11 o'clock when we chatted, we were a little hungry and were about to go back to the town. I walked up to Boss Yu and felt a little embarrassed. This tomb is a place where no descendants can die. Most likely the Yang coffin was broken.
"Brother Jiu, how do you plan to deal with his affairs?" Stammer gave me a gentle push.
"Ah!" I sighed, knowing what he meant, and said, "Give him a lifeline, and hope that he can withstand three years of luck. The rest will depend on God's will."
To be honest, with Boss Yu strangling his own mother to death, I would never plant a lifeline for him. Whether it's life or death, I don't have a dime.However, considering that Hu Qin and Yu Qian are innocent, if they don't do something, they might be crushed to death by this tomb.
In desperation, I asked the Eight Immortals to work harder. When they heard that they were unwilling to plant life for Boss Yu, they all said that this kind of person deserved to die, and he should be extinct. However, because of my face, I still stand get up.
When Yan Shiqiyi heard the Eight Immortals say this, he couldn't care less about the pain on his body, and smiled from ear to ear, "You are so right, this kind of person should have his descendants."
"Fuck, you are not a good bird, you two are a nest of snakes and rats." Fatty Guo cursed angrily, sat on Yan Shiqi's body, and said, "I'll let you be evil, you bastard. Go to Dongxing Town to make trouble."
As he spoke, he raised his buttocks and sat down again. Yan Shiqi screamed again and again when he sat on him like this.
"Okay, Fatty, don't make trouble, and plant a seed for Boss Yu first." I grabbed Fatty Guo.
"Ninth brother, what's the matter?" He yelled at Yan Shiqi, came to me, and asked.
(End of this chapter)
I expressed my worries to Lao Wang.
After hearing this, he was silent for a while, shook his head, and said nothing.On the contrary, Liu Weimin who was on the side spoke up. He said, "Isn't the master's family rich? Please ask someone to put a railing around the grave, surround the grave, and keep the place of worship away from the grave. Besides, three Isn't it necessary to move the grave after the next year? It shouldn't be a big problem, right?"
As soon as I heard it, I knew that this method was feasible. According to the traditional tomb, the place where future generations worship must be close to the tomb. In other words, if the tomb is empty, it is easy for future generations to trample on it risk.
If the tomb is surrounded, the surrounding area is regarded as the head of the tomb, and the place of worship can naturally be moved back. Even if the head of the tomb is empty, it will never be trampled on.
Thinking of this, I climbed up from the tomb, burned some yellow paper inside, and then asked Fatty Guo to find a long stick and tie a shovel to eradicate our footprints in the tomb.
After shoveling the footprints, I took the shovel down, tied some straw, lit it, and stood beside the tomb and burned it towards the wall of the tomb. The fire just touched the wall of the tomb, and I don’t know what happened, there was a crackling sound, It sounds like burning ants.
After burning for about ten minutes, the stones and soil on the wall of the tomb were a little burnt black. After touching it with my hand, it was very dry.
I smiled with satisfaction, put down the stick, and sprinkled some lime around the coffin. The lime was used to prevent snakes, insects, rats and ants. Then I lit some yellow paper and threw it on top of the lime, and then sprinkled some rice and wheat, ready to go. Find wood ash to fill the coffin.
The tomb needs a lot of wood ash, and it is definitely not possible to burn wood to get wood ash on the spot.So, I asked the Eight Immortals to go down the mountain together and buy wood ash at a price of 50 yuan a sack. Of course, the person who sells the wood ash needs to carry the wood ash to the top of the mountain.
Money is a good thing. In less than an hour, the tomb was full of wood ashes. We, the Eight Immortals, poured the wood ashes into the tomb. When the coffin was half covered, I let Jieba hold me and leaned over the coffin to touch it. , a little higher than the previous temperature.
I was overjoyed, and the temperature changed, which proved that this method was effective. This is the most intuitive method. Immediately, let the Eight Immortals pour all the wood ash into it.
After all the wood ash was poured in, only the lid was exposed in the whole coffin. I leaned forward and touched it again. The temperature was about the same as that of the human body, just right.
Afterwards, I asked Ah Da to shovel the soil and sprinkle it on the coffin lid, while I did some religious rituals while the Taoist priest recited the scriptures. Covered up.
After covering the soil, I planted three pillars of incense on the grave, burned some yellow paper, asked Ah Da to kneel beside the grave, and brought a pot of three animals and a plate of apples.
Holding three animals in my left hand and an apple in my right hand, I made a bow towards the grave, and said in a loud voice, "The plates of fragrant fruits are piled up like a mountain. My cousin and nephew are filial in front of the grave. My kindness will never be forgotten. Today I will kneel on the grave as a filial piety. I beg you." Taste more, not in vain for your loved ones to recite."
After reading this, I put the three animals at the end of the grave, put the apple in front of the grave, and bowed to the grave.
Afterwards, I told Ah Da to close his eyes, and told everyone to turn around. After waiting for about 3 minutes, I walked to the grave and touched the apple. However, I would like to be buried here.
"Licheng, set off firecrackers!" I shouted with a loud voice.
Suddenly, the sound of firecrackers sounded. I wiped the sweat from my forehead, walked in front of the Eight Immortals, and sat down on the ground. I finally got the funeral done, and I let out a sigh of relief.
At this time, Ah Da stood up, walked over, knelt down towards us, gave each of us a red envelope and a pack of cigarettes, and said, "Thank you for your hard work, everyone!"
We took the red envelopes and cigarettes, helped him up, didn't say anything, let him sit next to us, and chatted.
After resting for about ten minutes, my cell phone rang. When I looked at the number, it was the number of Jieba’s third aunt. I handed the phone to Jieba. He took the phone, said a few words, his face relaxed, and he laughed. , Said: "Ninth brother, my mother has calmed down. Thank you!"
Hearing what he said, the tense nerves finally relaxed, patted him on the shoulder, and said: "There is nothing to thank, as you said, this is what we Eight Immortals should do."
He smiled awkwardly and sat down next to me.Immediately afterwards, the Eight Immortals' cell phones rang one after another. Most of them were relatives. They looked at me gratefully and said a lot of words of thanks.
I rubbed the back of my head and said, "It's all the Eight Immortals, don't say thank you, your relatives are well, it's all thanks to you."
They giggled and said they would treat me to a good meal when they went back to town.
We sat near the grave and chatted for a while. During this time, Yan Shiqi kept staring at Boss Yu and kept yelling and cursing, but Boss Yu remained unconscious.
About 11 o'clock when we chatted, we were a little hungry and were about to go back to the town. I walked up to Boss Yu and felt a little embarrassed. This tomb is a place where no descendants can die. Most likely the Yang coffin was broken.
"Brother Jiu, how do you plan to deal with his affairs?" Stammer gave me a gentle push.
"Ah!" I sighed, knowing what he meant, and said, "Give him a lifeline, and hope that he can withstand three years of luck. The rest will depend on God's will."
To be honest, with Boss Yu strangling his own mother to death, I would never plant a lifeline for him. Whether it's life or death, I don't have a dime.However, considering that Hu Qin and Yu Qian are innocent, if they don't do something, they might be crushed to death by this tomb.
In desperation, I asked the Eight Immortals to work harder. When they heard that they were unwilling to plant life for Boss Yu, they all said that this kind of person deserved to die, and he should be extinct. However, because of my face, I still stand get up.
When Yan Shiqiyi heard the Eight Immortals say this, he couldn't care less about the pain on his body, and smiled from ear to ear, "You are so right, this kind of person should have his descendants."
"Fuck, you are not a good bird, you two are a nest of snakes and rats." Fatty Guo cursed angrily, sat on Yan Shiqi's body, and said, "I'll let you be evil, you bastard. Go to Dongxing Town to make trouble."
As he spoke, he raised his buttocks and sat down again. Yan Shiqi screamed again and again when he sat on him like this.
"Okay, Fatty, don't make trouble, and plant a seed for Boss Yu first." I grabbed Fatty Guo.
"Ninth brother, what's the matter?" He yelled at Yan Shiqi, came to me, and asked.
(End of this chapter)
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