My master is invincible

Chapter 306 Nine Coffins (29)

As soon as the eldest son of Lu saw me nodding, a smile appeared on his face: "Oh, you should have said it earlier! In order to show your filial piety to your father, let alone moving the body, it is also feasible to sit on the top of the grave and chat with ghosts in the middle of the night!"

Hearing this, I really wanted to vomit, so I ignored him, and asked him to help move the body. The process of moving the body needs sincerity, or something strange will happen. I greeted the eldest son of Lu again and again, and he agreed.

According to the custom, the position of the head is carried by the eldest son. We Eight Immortals can only lift our feet. However, seeing that his face is a little strange, and his hands are trembling violently, I am afraid that when the body is lifted, the body of the old hero will be thrown. That's disrespectful, so I said to him: "You raise your feet, I'll raise your head!"

"Okay!" He said with relief.

Afterwards, I went to the old hero's head and pinched his armpit with both hands. The Lu patriarch stretched out his hands to lift the old hero's feet. He must have been overly nervous. There were bean-sized sweat drops on his forehead, bah It fell on the old hero's feet with a bang.

"Are you ready?" I asked the eldest son Lu.

He nodded and said nothing.

I took a few deep breaths, raised my voice, and read: "The sky is blue and the land is boundless, relatives leave the end of the bed, sons and daughters cry for a long time, and it is difficult to see each other. The eldest son helps his father to see him off, get up."

Following the sound, I was afraid that the son of Lu's family would not understand the customs, so I quickly gave him a look. He reacted, and exerted force on the old hero's feet, but did not move.

What's going on?I yelled at the Lu family's son: "Hold hard!"

Hearing this, he exerted force again, and the old hero's feet rested quietly on the bed, no matter how the eldest son of Lu exerted himself, he would not move at all.

Seeing this situation, my subordinates gently exerted force, and the old hero's head was lifted up, what's going on?Is it impolite etiquette?

Thinking of this, I changed places with the elder son of Lu, and when I tried hard, my feet were lifted up, and I looked at the elder son of Lu, what the hell, he stood there in a trembling voice: "Father, my son has been treating you all the time." Filial piety is added, please don't scare me!"

As he spoke, he closed his eyes and groped for the old hero's armpit with his hands. Once he tried hard, he didn't move, and then he tried harder, but he still didn't move.

Now, I am a little confused, is it that Lu's eldest son is unwilling to use force, or is the old hero unwilling to let him carry it?
If it is said that he doesn't use his strength and his expression doesn't look like it, then there is only one possibility left. The old hero doesn't want Lu's family to carry his body?

Can't it?In general funerals, the status of the eldest son is very high. No matter who the deceased is, even the emperor in ancient times, the status of the eldest son cannot be shaken. This is a custom that has been handed down from the ancestors.

"What's the matter with you, why can't you lift the body of the old hero?" I asked the eldest son of Lu in doubt.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said tremblingly, "I don't know, but it feels very heavy, at least a few hundred catties."

Hearing this, I didn't speak anymore, and I already had a plan in my heart. Before the old hero died, he left his last words, asking me to pack the old man's house. Looking at the situation, the old hero meant that I should finish the packing by myself.

Thinking of this, I said to his eldest son Lu, "You go out first! I will call you in later."

He nodded reluctantly, walked out without saying a word.

After he left, I froze in the room for a while, and said, if I was allowed to share a room with a corpse in the past, I would definitely be scared to death, now?I have become accustomed to it, and I am a little numb to the corpse.

I was stunned for about a minute. It was very difficult for me to move the body of the old hero to the coffin. First of all, the height and weight of the old hero were much more than mine. Take the height as an example. The old hero is about 1 meters tall, and his weight should be around 9.

"What's the matter?" I murmured in my heart for a while, but I couldn't think of a good way, so I had to use a pretty method.

I first moved the coffin to the side of the coffin, only 15 centimeters away from the coffin, then found some clothes, spread them out, tied one end on the bed, and pressed the other end under the coffin, and the gap between the coffin and the bed appeared Like a waterfall, I intend to use the principle of inclination to slide down the remains of the old hero.

Of course, you can't completely use the slippery method. Once the old hero's body is pressed on those clothes, there will be no problem with the bed. However, the coffin is just a door, and the gravity is definitely not enough.

So, I put the old hero's feet on those clothes, and then pinched the old hero's armpits with both hands, so that the old hero showed a sitting posture.

With some force on hand, he slowly lifted the old hero's body, trying to reduce the pressure of the old hero's body on those clothes, mainly because he was afraid that the coffin bed could not bear the gravity, so the coffin bed would turn over.

Fortunately, I was lucky, there was no problem during the sliding process, and the old hero's body followed the clothes and arrived at the bier in a safe and sound manner.

I exhaled, and tidied up the old hero's body. I don't know if it was sitting for too long during the sliding process, or what happened. The old hero's waist was very hard. After doing it several times, the old hero couldn't lie down. , has been sitting on the coffin.

At first glance, it looks like the old hero has come to life and is sitting there.

what?This is definitely not the case. The old hero was very talkative when he was alive. After death, he should not make trouble. But what is the situation now?
I tried a few more times, and the old hero just sat there, refusing to give up at all.I thought the old hero blamed me for sliding his body down, so I kowtowed to him a few times to apologize, and burned some yellow paper, but the old hero still sat there.

what happened?It is said that after a person dies, the body will become stiff, but the time it took to slide down just now was not very long, and it should not make the old hero's body stiff there, there must be something wrong.

After thinking about it for a while, I couldn't figure it out, so I walked to the door and whispered in the old lady's ear: "Old man, come in and have a look."

After listening, the old lady glanced at me and walked in behind me without saying a word.

What surprised me was that when she saw the old hero sitting there, she was not surprised at all. Instead, she gave a wry smile and cursed: "You old guy, after you die, you still think about your country."

I froze for a moment, and was about to speak when I saw the old lady walk to the bed, rummaged through the tied clothes for a while, and found a red book from a dark gray military uniform, on which were written three words: , Party member card.

"Xiao Jiu, it's not that my master blames you, but that he valued the party member's card more than his life before he was alive. You let his body slide down with the party member's card. To him, it is an insult to the country." The old lady is kind smiled and said.

(End of this chapter)