My master is invincible

Chapter 31 Chen Tiannan

If I want to hang around in the funeral business, it is essential to have a knowledgeable guest by my side. I will pay attention to Lang Gao, but considering that the other party is the head of a school, this is obviously an embroidery from heaven. very beautiful.

Suppressing the thoughts in my heart, I told him about Fang Liang. As for the follow-up matter, let him greet the two police officers carefully. After all, reality is not a novel. With the scavenger egg, find the murderer It's still quite simple, and there are not so many suspense in it.

He nodded, paid me 4000 yuan, and handed me the words to be written on the tombstone. Without any extra words, he said, "I owe you a favor if you do this well!"

I took the money and left Li Village with Fatty Guo. I was going to buy a tombstone in the town. I called Lao Wang on the way and asked him to find six eight immortals to carry the tombstone. After hearing this, Lao Wang hesitated for a while After a long time, he said slowly: "Jiu Yazi, we are carrying the coffin in Huangzhuang, I'm afraid we won't be able to gather the six Eight Immortals for you!"

"Huh? Are you alive?" I was stunned. I didn't get any information about what Lao Wang said beforehand. Logically speaking, Lao Wang and I were in the same group. He couldn't have told me about the coffin. Unless, he wants to get me out of his circle.

Lao Wang on the other side of the phone also seemed to sense that my tone was wrong, and quickly explained: "Jiu Yazi, don't think about it, I didn't call you when I saw you covered with blisters that day, you will always be the one of our Eight Immortals." People in the circle, brothers also admire you a lot!"

Hearing this, I breathed a sigh of relief. Since I learned about Liu Ding Liu Jia's burial scriptures, my attitude towards Lao Wang has indeed changed. It seems that I need to pay attention to it in the future, so I said: "Old Wang, you Can you find me some Eight Immortals? There are two people on my side including me!"

"A big family died here in Huangzhuang, and the master asked to use sixteen Eight Immortals to carry the coffin. Almost all the nearby Eight Immortals are in Huangzhuang, and there are about five others who are idle at home." Said: "By the way, there is a new Eight Immortal who is about the same age as you. I don't know if he will go or not! You can call and ask, you young people are easy to talk, and I will call you the other five Eight Immortals."

"What's his name? What's his phone number? I'll ask!" Another young man came to carry the coffin. I guess the family must be quite poor, I thought so.

"Chen Tiannan, the phone number is 1536060..., this person is a bit strange, I don't know why he said, you will know it after you meet!" Lao Wang explained, and then asked, "I heard that you had trouble with the group of Taoist priests who opened the way. Got some opinions?"

I asked the fat man to take down the phone number, and I was a little puzzled. I just had some trouble with those Taoist priests yesterday. How could Lao Wang know about it, and asked, "That's right! What's the matter?"

"Jiuzi, our Eight Immortals are in an embarrassing position, and we all make a living under the noses of those Taoist priests. If there is anything to do, let them, otherwise we will have nothing to eat in this land!" Old Wang said A lot, basically to let me not offend the group of Taoist priests, even if I feel a little wronged, just swallow it in my stomach and don't say it.

I said yes, told Lao Wang the address, and asked the five Eight Immortals to gather in Li Village early tomorrow morning, and then go to dig the tomb well.

After hanging up the phone, I called Chen Tiannan, it rang for a long time before the call was connected.

"Hey! Who, I'm busy!" A rather obscene voice sounded from the other end of the phone, followed by a woman's panting sound, "Brother Tian, ​​touch me, touch me quickly, I want more."

Shit, it's really bad luck, did you press the wrong number, I asked Fatty Guo to get the correct number on the phone, yes, it's this number, and I was about to speak, when the obscene voice sounded again, "Made, who is that?" !say!"

"Old Wang introduced it, let me know if you will come to lift the tombstone!" It's not that there is no shortage of people, I really don't want to talk to him, and I am so shameless doing such strenuous exercise in broad daylight.

"Come, come, come, which village, I'll come right away!" The voice on the other end of the phone was a little anxious.

"Gather in Li Village early tomorrow morning!" I left this sentence and hung up the phone. Old Wang is getting more and more outrageous now. This kind of pervert is also drawn into the Eight Immortals. I suddenly feel that Fatty Guo is more innocent than him. too much.

"Ninth Brother, your old man asked me to come to Aozi Village from the county, just to carry the tombstone?" Fatty Guo stepped back a few steps, keeping a distance from me, with a panicked tone.

"What's wrong? Look down on the coffin bearer?" I glanced at Fatty Guo and asked.

"Ninth brother, I'm afraid of ghosts, please let me go!" Fatty Guo was about to cry, and the expression on his face was really full of ups and downs.

"Don't talk about it, there are just eight people. If you just quit, I will call your dad and say that you touched the butt of the school girl at school." I threatened, and now I can only drag Fatty Guo into the water. It would be too wasteful not to be a coffinbearer.

"Ninth brother, don't play with brothers like this. You told me that there are flower girls in the place where I work. If I'm lucky, I can meet female stars. How can I meet these people when I carry the coffin? They are all dead. You are Chi Guoguo cheating brotherhood!" Fatty Guo looked aggrieved, he wanted to leave but didn't dare to leave, if his father knew about him at school, he would definitely suffer a lot.

"Where did I lie to you, do you want someone to carry the coffin when the flower girl dies? Do you want someone to carry the coffin when the female star dies?" I raised my tone. When I was in school, I just calmed Fatty Guo like this. With this trick, Fatty Guo immediately confessed.

This time was no exception. When Fatty Guo heard that I was going to get angry, he immediately gave up, and said cautiously: "Yes, I will listen to you, isn't it okay? Isn't it just lifting a tombstone? What's so scary!"

I smiled in satisfaction, and patted Fatty Guo on the shoulder, "Although this industry is a little bit tough, it definitely has a bright future. Think about it, any job may lose your job, but we don't. To which generation are the undead? The dead need someone to carry the coffin, right?"

Fatty Guo nodded thoughtfully, "It seems to be really like that!"

I comforted Fatty Guo a few words, and promised to find him a good girl in the countryside. I finally tricked Fatty Guo into the Eight Immortals industry. After many years, I asked Fatty Guo if he regretted entering the Eight Immortals industry. He said , I would like to thank Brother Nine for bringing me into the industry, no regrets.

Afterwards, we rented a motorcycle and went straight to the town. Today we had to buy the tombstone and process and engrave the words overnight. The time was tight and there was no delay.

After arriving in the town, it was almost two o'clock in the afternoon. Fatty Guo said he would go to the bank to see if his father had paid the money. I couldn't tell the truth so I let him go and made an appointment with him to meet at a hotel in the town.

(End of this chapter)