My master is invincible

Chapter 34 Handwriting
The young man let go of Fatty Guo's collar, looked at me in surprise, and asked, "Who are you? How do you know I'm going to Li Village to carry the tombstone?"

I took a look at the young man, so thin, can he really carry the tombstone?Won't be crushed to death by the tombstone?

Seeing that I didn't speak, the young man asked again: "Hey, so who, how did you know that I was going to Li Village to carry the tombstone?"

I was stunned for a while before I said, "I'm Chen Baxian who called you this morning, this is Fatty Guo."

"Oh, it's really flooding the Dragon King Temple. The family doesn't know the family. Come here, smoke a cigarette, the best Furong King." Chen Tiannan's face was as if turning over a book, and he quickly took out a pack of good cigarettes from his pocket and handed it to him. I gave one to me, hesitated for a moment, and passed one to Fatty Guo.

"Who cares about this broken cigarette!" Fatty Guo took the cigarette, threw it on the ground, and stomped it with his feet to vent his dissatisfaction.

"Okay, Fatty Guo, don't be petty, you will be my family from now on." I patted Fatty Guo on the shoulder, smiled apologetically at Chen Tiannan, and said, "Fatty Guo has a quick temper, and he can go quickly." Come on, people are still easy to get along with.”

Afterwards, the three of us chatted for a while, and then went to the room I opened, because in the previous scene, Fatty Guo and Chen Tiannan didn't get along well, and they kept singing opposite scenes, and I was so depressed to death in the middle. Letting the two of them pinch each other, I went to the bathroom and took a bath with wormwood.

After taking a bath, the two of them hooked up shoulder to shoulder for some unknown condition, and Fatty Guo yelled at Chen Tiannan one after another, like a pair of good brothers who haven't seen each other for many years.

I asked Fatty why he changed so quickly, and his answer almost made me laugh. He said, "Brother Tian gave me Yui Hatano's infantry clip. You are such a good guy. I keep looking at the cavalry. It's really f*cking annoying."

I didn't know what cavalry and infantry meant, but Fatty Guo explained it to me. He said that cavalry has horses, but infantry has no horses.I really want to smack him, it is also a kind of attitude towards life to see the small piece alone.

One is lustful and the other is a dick, the two of them quickly became friends and put me aside, the two of them chatted until almost midnight before they stopped, only to hear Chen Tiannan say: "Little Fatty, take good care of me, I will find you in the future." A beautiful woman will play with you for a few days."

"Thank you Brother Tian, ​​Xiaopang will definitely serve you well!" Fatty Guo had a flattering face, as cheap as that must be.

After finishing speaking, Chen Tiannan smiled at me, left a few packs of good cigarettes as a gift, and left.

I had nothing to say all night, and the next morning, I woke up Fatty Guo and Chen Tiannan from the next room, and the three of us went straight to the tombstone shop.

When I came to the tombstone store, the sun in the sky just reached the tip of the hair, and the flushing sun shone on my body, as if wearing a soft coat. It was very comfortable, and it was a good weather. I hope that today’s tombstone can also be like the weather generally.

We came early, and the doors of some shops on the side of the road were closed, but the door of this tombstone shop was open. The boss seemed to know that we would come. It was steaming hot, obviously it had just fallen down not long ago.

"You are here, please sit down!" The boss stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation, motioning us to sit down.

Guo Fatty and Chen Tiannan sat down carelessly, raised their hands to pick up the teacup, drank it down in one gulp, and praised, "Good tea!"

I froze on the spot, didn't sit down, but walked slowly towards the exquisite blood stele behind the boss, the words on it caught my eyes deeply, the blue handwriting was like a living thing, jumping on the flat stele, vigorous and powerful , Majestic and majestic, full of arrogance, I have an illusion that this font seems to have aura, looking at it, I feel very comfortable, as if I can forget all my troubles.

"Little brother, this font can catch your eye, but is it worthy of your 400 yuan?" The boss sipped his tea and said with a smile.

I was so shocked that I couldn’t speak. I used to have a little bit of calligraphy. Carving on a tombstone is no better than paper. There is only one chance. If you make a mistake, a flat tablet will be scrapped. The requirements for the writer are very high. There is a break, once a break has the meaning of cutting off children and grandchildren.

Of course, this writing does not mean directly using a sharp tool to carve on it, but to first use a brush to write on the flat tablet, and then use a sharp tool to chisel down slowly according to the handwriting. This chiseling is a technical job, and the strength cannot be repeated Even if it is one point, it cannot be lighter. If it is heavier, the surface of the stele next to it will show marks, and if it is lighter, the depth of the indentation will be different, which will affect the beauty of the whole tombstone.

And this exquisite blood stele, whether it is the handwriting or the chisel work, is first-class. I can't find any shortcomings. It's worth seven figures.

"Satisfied, so satisfied!" I was a little excited, and said, "You are really a god, but... the price of this tombstone may have exceeded the salary I paid you, this... this...?"

"Hehe, don't worry about the price. I said yesterday that as long as you can squat down this tombstone safely, I will give you [-] yuan. Don't ask me why, just because you are pleasing to the eye, and I may ask you to do something in the future." " The boss stood up, touched the Linglong blood monument, and muttered, "This Linglong blood monument is my gift to you."

Hearing this, I was also drunk. I have seen people send pens, flowers, and money, but I have never seen anyone send tombstones. What the hell is going on.

However, thinking that the other party is an expert, I suppressed the thoughts in my heart, bowed to the boss, and said: "In the future, as long as the boy is needed, I will define it."

"Boy, remember what you said today, and don't regret it then!" The boss smiled and motioned for me to drink a cup of tea.

I had a feeling of being cheated, and then I thought about it, what is there for me, a poor commoner, that is worth cheating?Without thinking too much, I raised my hand to pick up the teacup, took a sip, and glanced at Fatty Guo and the others. This tea is so bitter, how good is it?

"How about the tea?" the boss asked me.

"No, it's very bitter!" I told the truth, things like tea tasting are for rich people. I can't even eat enough. I don't have the spare money to taste things like this. I know that some tea leaves are very thirst-quenching. , but, definitely not the tea in front of me.

"That's right! He's a real person." The boss nodded in satisfaction, and didn't say anything to me. He turned to look at Fatty Guo and the two of them, looked at them for a while, and said, "You two little brothers, everything has a cause and an effect." , Stick to your nature, maybe one day, you will get something unexpected."

After finishing speaking, the boss took another look at me and muttered: "The eight immortals gather in all directions, and the pterosaurs are in the sky. The custom is to return to the embrace of the ancestors."

(End of this chapter)