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Chapter 353 Nine Coffins
Chapter 353 Nine Coffins (76)
When the old lady Lu heard what I said, she knelt down again and let me drag her down. She refused to get up and said, "Jiuzi's coffin is forbidden from metal, and we can't rely on trucks or other means of transportation. We can only carry it to Taihang Mountain by hand." .”
I was stunned for a while, with a look of embarrassment on my face, and said, "How can I carry it by hand over a distance of 200 kilometers? Besides, look at this nine-son coffin, which is said to be an assembled coffin, but it is heavier than ordinary coffins." Go up a lot, you... you... put yourself in the shoes of the eight false immortals, how could they have such physical strength."
As I said that, I glanced at the coffin, "In my opinion, it's better to do a moral thing first, explain the reason to the old hero, and then transport the old hero's coffin to the foot of Taihang Mountain by truck. Let's find another way."
She was silent for a while, touched the side of the coffin of the nine sons, and said, "The old man has no wish in his life as a soldier, but he just wants to finish his last journey safely."
As she spoke, she kowtowed to me a few times without warning, "I hope you can fulfill his wish."
After being teased by her like this, I was a little dazed, without even thinking about it, I immediately agreed to her request and said, "Old lady Lu, can I still promise you? You always get up quickly."
Saying that, I helped her up.
The old lady Lu didn't insist, she stood up, first said a few words of thanks, and then shouted behind me, "You unfilial sons, hurry up and kowtow to your benefactor."
Immediately afterwards, the eight sons of the Lu family knelt down in front of me, kowtowing vigorously.
To be honest, if they kowtowed to me yesterday, they would definitely not have helped them, but now, I had no choice but to help them up, and said bitterly: "The funeral of the old hero is on me."
After saying this, I can't wait to slap myself a few times. Ma De, 200 kilometers, is carried by manpower. It takes five days to carry it 40 kilometers a day. In addition, there are many trees in the Taihang Mountains. , estimated to take a week.
This is still the original plan. If something happens on the road, it may take half a month, or even more.
The old lady Lu probably knew that she was asking too much, so she patted me on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Jiu, I know that this process is extremely hard, and not many people are willing to carry it, but in the current situation, I can only rely on my help." You. However, you can rest assured that my Lu family will never treat you badly in terms of finances."
I nodded and didn't say a word, so I called Stammer and Fatty Guo aside to discuss about lifting the coffin.
"Ninth brother, 200 kilometers, manually lift it, are you insane?" This is the first sentence that Fatty Guo said to me.
I glared at him and said, "You saw it too, Mrs. Lu is kneeling and kowtowing in front of me. What can I do? Look at her kneeling there?"
"But, you can't just agree to it like this! 200 kilometers is not 2 kilometers, and it's not 20 kilometers. How can we get the coffin there?" Fatty Guo said angrily.
"Fat brother, don't say a few words!" Stuttering pulled Fatty Guo aside, and said, "Old lady Lu has already knelt and kowtowed, what do you ask brother Jiu to do?"
Hearing what he said, Fatty Guo pouted and muttered, "Anyway, a fake fairy is needed to carry the old hero's coffin. I'm an Eight Immortal, so I can't mix it in. You can do whatever you want!"
As he spoke, Fatty Guo sat on the ground angrily, took out a cigarette, lit it, took a few deep breaths, and said nothing.
Seeing this scene, I knew that Fatty Guo was worried about me, so I took a few deep breaths, walked over, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Fatty, aside from Mrs. Lu, just because the old hero is an anti-Japanese hero, we These coffin bearers should do their best to handle his funeral well. Now that the old hero’s soul is injured, the funeral has been destroyed, and because of the heavy murder, the nine-child coffin is needed. We can’t just watch his coffin be placed In Lujia Village, don't you ask?"
He turned his head, snorted, but didn't speak.
"Okay, I know you're just a little lewd, but you're still very kind in your heart, don't be petty, hurry up and talk to us about the coffin." I smiled and said.
"What's wrong with me?" Fatty Guo said angrily.
As soon as I heard this, I knew that the anger in his heart had dissipated, so I chatted with him a few words about studying, and then let Jie Ke sit next to us, and the three of us began to discuss the matter of carrying the coffin.
After discussing for about [-] minutes, the three of us put forward our ideas, but they were all rejected in the end.
"Ninth brother, this is not acceptable, that is not acceptable, what can I do? Could it be that the whole town is called to carry the coffin?" Fatty Guo said impatiently.
Hearing this, I froze for a moment, slapped my palm on my thigh, and said, "That's right! Since we need fake immortals to carry the coffin, let's find more people and take turns to carry it. If one group is tired, we will replace it with another group." .”
"Ninth Brother, are you sure you want to do this?" Stuttering and asking doubtfully.
I nodded and said, "According to the rules of the coffin bearers, there must be eight people who carry the coffin, and they cannot be changed. However, the false immortal is not among the coffin bearers, so it is not affected by this rule, so it should be possible to change people."
Having made up my mind, I quickly stood up, walked up to Mrs. Lu, and said, "Do you have any objections to finding dozens of people to carry the old hero's coffin?"
"Dozens of people?" She was taken aback, looking at me in disbelief.
"Yes!" I nodded and said, "If dozens of people take turns to carry the old hero's coffin, it will save time, reduce physical fatigue, and allow the old hero to be buried as soon as possible."
She was slightly taken aback, and asked, "Is it in line with etiquette?"
I thought for a while, and said uncertainly: "The coffin of the nine sons has a lot of meaning in it. Logically speaking, it should be no problem for dozens of people to carry the coffin."
Hearing this, she did not speak, and stared at the coffin of the nine sons, she was silent for a long time, then sighed, and said, "Do as you wish!"
I grunted, but before I had time to be happy, another big problem was posed in front of me. Now the signal in Lujia Village has been blocked, and I have completely lost contact with the outside world. Where can I find dozens of people to carry the coffin?
Some things are really coincidental, just when I was in trouble, a yellow light came from the entrance of the village, flickering, looking up, it seemed that someone had entered the village.
I was stunned, the whole Lujia Village was driven out, who entered the village?Could it be Wang Muyang's people?
Thinking of this, I called Fatty Guo, Stutter, Mrs. Lu and the eight sons of the Lu family over, and asked them to find a place to hide to avoid being hurt.I hid on the side of the coffin of nine sons, staring at the yellow light.
After waiting for about 3 minutes, the yellow light was getting closer and closer. With the weak light, I could vaguely see two people. As for their faces, I couldn’t see them clearly. In my estimation, they should be It's a man.
After they approached, I was slightly taken aback, why are they?
(End of this chapter)
When the old lady Lu heard what I said, she knelt down again and let me drag her down. She refused to get up and said, "Jiuzi's coffin is forbidden from metal, and we can't rely on trucks or other means of transportation. We can only carry it to Taihang Mountain by hand." .”
I was stunned for a while, with a look of embarrassment on my face, and said, "How can I carry it by hand over a distance of 200 kilometers? Besides, look at this nine-son coffin, which is said to be an assembled coffin, but it is heavier than ordinary coffins." Go up a lot, you... you... put yourself in the shoes of the eight false immortals, how could they have such physical strength."
As I said that, I glanced at the coffin, "In my opinion, it's better to do a moral thing first, explain the reason to the old hero, and then transport the old hero's coffin to the foot of Taihang Mountain by truck. Let's find another way."
She was silent for a while, touched the side of the coffin of the nine sons, and said, "The old man has no wish in his life as a soldier, but he just wants to finish his last journey safely."
As she spoke, she kowtowed to me a few times without warning, "I hope you can fulfill his wish."
After being teased by her like this, I was a little dazed, without even thinking about it, I immediately agreed to her request and said, "Old lady Lu, can I still promise you? You always get up quickly."
Saying that, I helped her up.
The old lady Lu didn't insist, she stood up, first said a few words of thanks, and then shouted behind me, "You unfilial sons, hurry up and kowtow to your benefactor."
Immediately afterwards, the eight sons of the Lu family knelt down in front of me, kowtowing vigorously.
To be honest, if they kowtowed to me yesterday, they would definitely not have helped them, but now, I had no choice but to help them up, and said bitterly: "The funeral of the old hero is on me."
After saying this, I can't wait to slap myself a few times. Ma De, 200 kilometers, is carried by manpower. It takes five days to carry it 40 kilometers a day. In addition, there are many trees in the Taihang Mountains. , estimated to take a week.
This is still the original plan. If something happens on the road, it may take half a month, or even more.
The old lady Lu probably knew that she was asking too much, so she patted me on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Jiu, I know that this process is extremely hard, and not many people are willing to carry it, but in the current situation, I can only rely on my help." You. However, you can rest assured that my Lu family will never treat you badly in terms of finances."
I nodded and didn't say a word, so I called Stammer and Fatty Guo aside to discuss about lifting the coffin.
"Ninth brother, 200 kilometers, manually lift it, are you insane?" This is the first sentence that Fatty Guo said to me.
I glared at him and said, "You saw it too, Mrs. Lu is kneeling and kowtowing in front of me. What can I do? Look at her kneeling there?"
"But, you can't just agree to it like this! 200 kilometers is not 2 kilometers, and it's not 20 kilometers. How can we get the coffin there?" Fatty Guo said angrily.
"Fat brother, don't say a few words!" Stuttering pulled Fatty Guo aside, and said, "Old lady Lu has already knelt and kowtowed, what do you ask brother Jiu to do?"
Hearing what he said, Fatty Guo pouted and muttered, "Anyway, a fake fairy is needed to carry the old hero's coffin. I'm an Eight Immortal, so I can't mix it in. You can do whatever you want!"
As he spoke, Fatty Guo sat on the ground angrily, took out a cigarette, lit it, took a few deep breaths, and said nothing.
Seeing this scene, I knew that Fatty Guo was worried about me, so I took a few deep breaths, walked over, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Fatty, aside from Mrs. Lu, just because the old hero is an anti-Japanese hero, we These coffin bearers should do their best to handle his funeral well. Now that the old hero’s soul is injured, the funeral has been destroyed, and because of the heavy murder, the nine-child coffin is needed. We can’t just watch his coffin be placed In Lujia Village, don't you ask?"
He turned his head, snorted, but didn't speak.
"Okay, I know you're just a little lewd, but you're still very kind in your heart, don't be petty, hurry up and talk to us about the coffin." I smiled and said.
"What's wrong with me?" Fatty Guo said angrily.
As soon as I heard this, I knew that the anger in his heart had dissipated, so I chatted with him a few words about studying, and then let Jie Ke sit next to us, and the three of us began to discuss the matter of carrying the coffin.
After discussing for about [-] minutes, the three of us put forward our ideas, but they were all rejected in the end.
"Ninth brother, this is not acceptable, that is not acceptable, what can I do? Could it be that the whole town is called to carry the coffin?" Fatty Guo said impatiently.
Hearing this, I froze for a moment, slapped my palm on my thigh, and said, "That's right! Since we need fake immortals to carry the coffin, let's find more people and take turns to carry it. If one group is tired, we will replace it with another group." .”
"Ninth Brother, are you sure you want to do this?" Stuttering and asking doubtfully.
I nodded and said, "According to the rules of the coffin bearers, there must be eight people who carry the coffin, and they cannot be changed. However, the false immortal is not among the coffin bearers, so it is not affected by this rule, so it should be possible to change people."
Having made up my mind, I quickly stood up, walked up to Mrs. Lu, and said, "Do you have any objections to finding dozens of people to carry the old hero's coffin?"
"Dozens of people?" She was taken aback, looking at me in disbelief.
"Yes!" I nodded and said, "If dozens of people take turns to carry the old hero's coffin, it will save time, reduce physical fatigue, and allow the old hero to be buried as soon as possible."
She was slightly taken aback, and asked, "Is it in line with etiquette?"
I thought for a while, and said uncertainly: "The coffin of the nine sons has a lot of meaning in it. Logically speaking, it should be no problem for dozens of people to carry the coffin."
Hearing this, she did not speak, and stared at the coffin of the nine sons, she was silent for a long time, then sighed, and said, "Do as you wish!"
I grunted, but before I had time to be happy, another big problem was posed in front of me. Now the signal in Lujia Village has been blocked, and I have completely lost contact with the outside world. Where can I find dozens of people to carry the coffin?
Some things are really coincidental, just when I was in trouble, a yellow light came from the entrance of the village, flickering, looking up, it seemed that someone had entered the village.
I was stunned, the whole Lujia Village was driven out, who entered the village?Could it be Wang Muyang's people?
Thinking of this, I called Fatty Guo, Stutter, Mrs. Lu and the eight sons of the Lu family over, and asked them to find a place to hide to avoid being hurt.I hid on the side of the coffin of nine sons, staring at the yellow light.
After waiting for about 3 minutes, the yellow light was getting closer and closer. With the weak light, I could vaguely see two people. As for their faces, I couldn’t see them clearly. In my estimation, they should be It's a man.
After they approached, I was slightly taken aback, why are they?
(End of this chapter)
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