My master is invincible

Chapter 377 Seal Seven (5)

As the saying goes, people are dead compared to others, and goods are thrown away when compared with goods. After learning about Wang Muyang from Su Mengke, I wish I could find a rope and hang myself. The same 19-year-old is too different.

When I was six years old and still wearing crotch pants, I was in the first grade with a runny nose, so Wang Muyang had already started to learn about Feng Shui.

When I was nine years old, I was still playing in mud, herding cows, and digging out bird nests, but Wang Muyang had already started to find graves for people.

I graduated from elementary school at the age of 12, and I was still looking forward to the life of junior high school, so Wang Muyang had already started to contact funerals.

I graduated from junior high school at the age of 15, and I was planning to plan my future life. Wang Muyang had already joined the Metaphysics Association and got the first coffin-bearer's degree disc.

I stepped into the coffin bearer, and Wang Muyang has become a well-known coffin bearer in the north.

Ma De, this comparison, I found that I am not even qualified to carry Wang Muyang's shoes. It is really a sad story.

Some people say that people's potential is forced out, which is absolutely true. Since knowing Wang Muyang's growth path, I basically only sleep six hours a day, and I have to immerse myself in the secrets of the private house day and night.

Fortunately, my 'celestial root' is not bad. In two months, I have digested most of the contents of the secret book of the yin house. I dare not say that it is comparable to the top earth fairy, at least a little bit stronger than the average earth fairy.

Of course, I'm good at it, but it's just some theoretical stuff, and the actual operation is pitiful.

Life is boring, this is my life experience of that two months.

In a blink of an eye, it was early May 2006.On this day, I was immersed in the secrets of the yin house, when the sound of 'Didi' sounded, it was the sound of QQ news.

Putting away the secrets of the yin house, picked up the mobile phone and looked at it, there was a message from a high school classmate on QQ, the content was: Jiu Yazi, where did you get rich recently, do you have a suitable job?

Seeing this news, I was stunned. When I was in high school, few people called me Jiuyazi. Only one person ever called me Jiuyazi. However, that person only studied in high school for a week. It is said that he was tricked into going to Nanning to do business. After the MLM went away, he disappeared for several years. Could it be him?
I replied, are you Huang Yi?

Soon, the QQ message got an answer, and he said: "Jiu Yazi, you still remember me, that's right, I helped you fight with Fatty Guo back then, how about it? Is there any job introduction?"

When I saw this, I smiled. I still remember what he said. At that time, when we were in high school, we were fighting for water and washing clothes at school. Fatty, we were about to win the fight.

How did we know that Huang Yi stepped in, saying he was helping us, but in fact it was not helping us. As a result, we were beaten up by those three people, and even the plastic bucket for washing clothes was smashed.

Speaking of this, some people will definitely ask, can you win if you play two against three, and can you lose if you play three against three?Too ridiculous?

The fact is that, Huang Yi is only about 1.5 meters tall, and his body is thin, about 80 catties. The three of them are also very vicious, and they only pick out bullies. Fatty Guo and I must not watch it, right?

What happened next, as you can imagine, we had to protect him and suffered a lot of punches.

Since then, Fatty Guo and I have given him a nickname, Little Boss, a small man, but Big Brother Fan Chuan.The most deadly point, he and Fatty Guo have a common problem, lust.

It is said that he was tricked into going to Nanning to engage in pyramid schemes. He met a woman on the Internet. In his words, that woman was Snow White in his life. After chatting for less than three days, he spent a semester's living expenses until I ran to Nanning, and there was no news since then, and the QQ profile picture was always gray. I didn't expect him to contact me.

Immediately, I quickly asked him what his cell phone number was.He said that he was in an Internet cafe and didn't have a mobile phone, so he asked me where I was.

I gave him the address and asked him to come and find me.

How did he know, he told me that he was at the 100% Internet Cafe in Dongxing Town, and asked me to go find him.

Confucius said: It is such a pleasure to have friends come from afar.I hastily tidied up my clothes, put on my wallet, and walked out of the room, stuttering and not at home, probably following his mother to do farm work.

It took more than ten minutes to run to the 100% Internet cafe, and I saw Huang Yi sitting on the machine at the end, wearing a light blue shirt, his hair combed with oil and wax, and he was 'talking' with a girl next to him .

"Boss!" I called out to him.

"Jiuyazi!" He stood up, glanced at the girl's computer screen, and fiddled with his own computer. If I guessed correctly, it should be Jiameizhi's QQ number.

After waiting for about 2 minutes, he came over, and I took a look at him. His height was still the same as before, 1.5 meters, and his face was as handsome as before, but there was a little more vicissitudes that did not match his age, especially his face. It's because I didn't eat any nutritious products during the pyramid sale, and it was a little sallow.

On the whole, this Huang Yi is handsome when he is sitting, and can charm many women. Standing up, his height is flawed, and how many women he can charm depends on the woman's height requirements for the opposite sex.

"Jiuyazi!" He hugged me and said, "Let's go, brother will take you to dinner."

I nodded, without speaking, followed him and walked out of the Internet cafe.

He found a decent restaurant and sat down near the window.

As soon as I was seated, I couldn't wait to ask him: "What have you been doing all these years? Are you really engaged in pyramid schemes?"

A look of embarrassment flashed across his face, and he said, "That's right, I was tricked by that female netizen to Nanning and engaged in pyramid schemes for three years. I didn't get any money, but instead put in my parents' money of 6 to [-] yuan."

After finishing speaking, he asked the waiter for two beers, opened them, poured me a glass, poured a glass himself, and drank it in one gulp, saying: "Last month, that pyramid scheme den was destroyed, and I was sent home. I originally wanted to find a job near my hometown, but those bosses disliked me for doing pyramid schemes, alas!"

Hearing this, I froze for a moment, no wonder those bosses, MLM is just like those girls being "Miss" on our side, and they are not welcomed by others.If someone's children are involved in pyramid schemes, those relatives and friends will guard against thieves, for fear that their children will come into contact with that person and be deceived into engaging in pyramid schemes.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't mention those spoilers. By the way, why are you in Dongxing Town? I remember that you don't seem to be from our side."

"A relative of mine is dying, and there is no one to serve him. I am idle at home and I am idle, so I come here to serve that relative." As he spoke, he took a sip of beer. I glanced at him and said lightly, "Jiuyazi, I heard that you are doing well in Dongxing Town, how about you? Take me with you?"

"Hey!" I sighed and said, "What a P, I have some disagreements with my parents, I am too embarrassed to go home, and I don't even have a place to stay. You joke."

"What job?" he asked suspiciously.

"Eight Immortals, they specialize in carrying coffins, and occasionally take care of funerals." After saying this, I felt very bitter in my heart. Who doesn't want to have a decent job, and it is enviable to say so.But, it's a joke to tell me about my job.

Huang Yi didn't seem to care about it at all, and said with a smile: "This job is good. There is a person in our village who specializes in funerals. This year, he built a small three-story western-style building at home."

As he said that, he put his arms around my shoulders, "I've decided, I don't want to go out and get those people's strange eyes, I'll just be an Eight Immortal with you."

(End of this chapter)