My master is invincible

Chapter 383 Seal Seven (11)

I roughly calculated the horoscope of the birth date, and it was not bad, and the fortune was good, but I had a short life.However, people are dead, and it is useless to say these things.

Afterwards, I discussed the funeral with the little boss, and he said that the rules are fine. As for the money, he gave me the same amount, as Director Lang said, a total of 6000 yuan, and the coffin will be paid by the village.

I asked him how to arrange the banquet for the funeral, and he said that Shen Jun has no relatives, only his family, and he can arrange the banquet as he pleases.

In this regard, I breathed a sigh of relief. If the banquet is too large, 6000 yuan will definitely not be enough. Maybe I will have to pay for it myself. This funeral is like a business, and there are losses.

Of course, 99% of funerals make money.After all, as long as the host is not a vicious person, the funeral organizers will not lose money. Once there is a problem with the price, explain the situation to the host, and the host will add more money.

However, with my temperament, even if I lose money, I won't tell the master, I will only suffer a dull loss.Sometimes when I think about it, I'm actually pretty stupid. If I had been more ruthless, I would have made a fortune long ago, and I wouldn't have carried the coffin for ten years.

After discussing the funeral with the little boss, I was going to go to the river to 'get water' to wipe the body of the deceased, and the little boss agreed to come down.

Afterwards, we fiddled with some things, took the little girl, and the three of us went to the river to ask for water. The process of asking for water went smoothly, and there were no accidents.

It took about two hours. We came back from the river to "please water", put the returned water next to the deceased, and asked the little boss to find the deceased's shroud.

The deceased dragged on the bed for two months, and the things that should be prepared have already been prepared.In less than 3 minutes, the little boss took the shroud and asked me: "Jiuyazi, who will wipe my uncle's body?"

I said: "Accordingly, the person wiping the corpse is the descendant of the deceased, but Xinxin is only five years old, so it's impossible to let her do it, so let me do it for you!"

After I finished speaking, I glanced at the little boss and saw that his expression was normal, so I continued: "First find some villagers to put the coffin in the main room."

He was stunned for a moment, with a look of embarrassment on his face, and said: "My uncle's character is not very good in the village, and he is not well received by others. I'm afraid no one is willing to help."

When I heard this, I felt very strange. Director Lang said, the village had pooled 2000 yuan for the coffin, so why would they not want to help?

I asked out the doubts in my heart.

After he heard this, he didn't talk to me for a long time, and I urged him a few more words before he slowly opened his mouth and said, "The reason why the villagers paid for the coffin was for Director Lang's sake, and it has nothing to do with my uncle. "

"Why?" I asked.

"Hey!" He sighed, and said, "Uncle was the best in Walking Horse Village before he was alive, so he was a bit arrogant, and many young people in the village were beaten by him."

Hearing this, I immediately understood that I offended someone.In desperation, I had no choice but to call Lao Wang and ask him to bring someone over to help. (Note: During those two months, Lao Wang and I did several funerals together.)
It is worth mentioning that after returning from Quyang, Lao Wang and the others were very convinced of my words. They dare not say that they believe in gods, at least they will not raise objections.

I asked them why they believed me so much, and they said that they used to earn quite a lot of money as the Eight Immortals, but it was not safe to hold the money in their hands.After the funeral with me, although the income has not changed much, the money is safe in hand, and I sleep soundly at night. Sometimes I dream that the deceased is thanking them, which greatly satisfies their vanity.

People, living in this world, which one has no vanity?
A little too far, let's get down to business.

As soon as Lao Wang heard that he was alive, he agreed immediately without saying a word, and asked how many people he wanted.

I thought about it, the cost of this funeral was not very high, and if there were too many people, it would definitely not make much money, so I asked him to receive six Eight Immortals, a total of seven people including him, and then told him the address of Walking Horse Village, Get him here as quickly as possible.

Hanging up the phone, while waiting for someone, I washed my hands with clean water, changed into a Taoist robe, asked the little boss and the little girl to take a bath first, and asked Jieba to clean the main room.

As soon as these things were finished, Pharaoh brought six Eight Immortals here, all of whom were acquaintances, such as Gao Lao, Shouhou and so on.

I met with them, told them the details of the funeral, and asked them to carry the coffin to the main room for burial, and they agreed.

Afterwards, Lao Wang and his group carried the coffin to the main room to decorate the mourning hall.I led the stammer up to the third floor, ready to wipe the corpse.

Here in Hengyang, wiping corpses is an essential procedure for every funeral.However, each village has its own customs regarding the requirements for wiping corpses. For example, in Walking Horse Village, the requirements for wiping corpses in this village are not only to take a bath for the deceased, but also to put on makeup for the deceased. To put it bluntly, it is to dress up the deceased beautifully.

When I came to the third floor, without any hesitation, I asked the little boss and the little girl to kneel on the bedside of the deceased. The little girl asked me why I knelt down.

I stroked the little girl's hair and said, "Big brother will do the magic trick for your father and ask the gods in the sky to bless him. You should kneel down and thank those gods."

She nodded thoughtfully, and asked me curiously: "Will Brother Wukong come down to help Dad? And will Uncle Bajie come down?"

Hearing this, I couldn't laugh or cry, the child's thinking was really unconstrained, pinched her nose, and said: "They will all come down, you should kneel down on the ground and burn some yellow paper for them, otherwise, they won't try to save her." Oh your father!"

She nodded obediently, closed her eyes slightly, said a few words, kowtowed to the head of the bed a few times, and kept throwing yellow paper at the porcelain basin, for fear that if there was less yellow paper, those gods would not try their best.

Seeing her actions, I felt a little bitter. Is it really okay to lie to her like this?He took a few deep breaths, waved away the bad emotions in his mind, stared blankly, and lifted the quilt covering the dead body.

Immediately afterwards, I was stunned, and burst into a foul language, Mad, how could this happen?
I saw patches of blue corpse spots appearing on the face of the deceased, and a strange liquid flowed out from the corners of the eyes, nose, mouth, and ears. The liquid was indescribably strange. It was said to be blood, but the color was blue. It's not blood, but it has a strong smell of blood.

Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but gasp, reached out to touch the liquid, it was sticky, put it in front of my nose and smelled it, and besides the smell of blood, there was also a faint smell of corpse.

"Ninth Brother... What... What's going on?" He stammered and asked.

As soon as his voice came out, the little boss looked up at the deceased, stood up without saying a word, punched me on the left side of the face, and cursed angrily: "Jiuzi, it's because I treat you as a brother, you... you... Really harm my uncle with witchcraft."

(End of this chapter)