My master is invincible

Chapter 387 Seal Seven (15)

The process of wiping the corpse was very smooth. It took about three to ten minutes to wipe the dead body clean, then put him in a shroud, and put some foundation on the face of the dead according to the custom of Walking Horse Village. When he went up, he was no different from a living person except that his face was a little paler.

Get this done, I was worried that there would be dreams in the deceased's body, I opened the eyelids of the deceased and looked, the inside was normal, there was no liquid stored in it, I used a cotton swab to fiddle with the dead's ear, took out the cotton swab and took a look , dry.

Until then, I was completely relieved that all this should be a coincidence, so I tidied up the deceased's clothes and put a black hat on him.

Speaking of the hat, according to the custom, there are some places where you cannot wear a hat. It is said that wearing a hat will make the deceased bald in the next life.

Of course, this is a matter of customs in various places, and I can't say anything, I can only do it according to the customs. Besides, whether you wear a hat or not, it is a filial piety of future generations, and it is for the good of the deceased in the end.

After putting on the hat, I helped the little boss and the little girl up, and said sorry to the little boss.

Hearing this, the little boss looked at me suspiciously, and said, "Jiuzi, why did you say sorry to me? Did you do something behind my back?"

I smiled wryly, I can't tell him what happened in my dream, can I?So he gave up and said, "When I was studying, I was the one who sprinkled the ingredients for instant noodles in your kettle."

"Fuck, Jiu Yazi!" He scolded with a smile, pushed me a few times, and said, "At first I always thought it was Fatty Guo, who spit in his water bottle every day, but I didn't expect it to be you!"

Hearing this, I couldn't help laughing. When I was studying, the little boss and Fatty Guo didn't see eye to eye. The two quarreled a lot because of class flowers. I was annoyed by the quarrel. Personally, I still prefer Fatty Guo helped Fatty Guo sprinkle instant noodle ingredients into his kettle.

"You boy, let Fatty Guo take the blame for you for so long!" He laughed and cursed, without saying anything, he asked me what to do next.

I thought for a while, and asked Jieba to see if Pharaoh and the others had finished the coffin.He stammered, turned around and walked downstairs.

Soon, stammering, he ran back and said that the coffin had been finished and that it was enough for me to carry the body down.

Immediately, I found an oil-paper umbrella for the little boss to support, and I asked Jieba to prepare some firecrackers. The little girl saw that we were too busy, so she said she would help.

Regarding this, I really couldn't say anything, so I just found an excuse and sent her to the next room.Not to mention, children are easy to deceive. My excuse is that her father needs to receive incense and offerings to get better.To my surprise, she actually believed it, found a lot of Qingxiang and threw it in front of me, kowtowed to me a few times, telling me to cure her father, and obediently went to the next room to stay.

After the little girl left, the little boss stuffed me with a red envelope, which was not thick, just a few dollars, and said it was a little kindness.

I did not refuse, took the red envelope and stuffed it in my trouser pocket, put the deceased behind my back, tied it up with a black rope, and asked the little boss to prepare a wooden chair at the door on the first floor, and put a wooden chair under the wooden chair. A kerosene lamp was tied to the wooden chair with a red string, and the other end was tied to the door.

The little boss nodded and walked out.

"Ninth Brother, what about me? What are you doing?" Stuttering a little anxiously, he asked me.

"When you get to the first floor, hold an oil-paper umbrella. Remember, don't let the sun shine on the head of the deceased." As I said that, I handed the oil-paper umbrella to Stutter, who hummed and left with the oil-paper umbrella go out.

After they left, the deceased and I were left in the room. Without any hesitation, I took a few deep breaths, carried the deceased and made three bows toward the bed, then three bows to the west, and picked up the three pillars of incense. Holding it in his hand, he shouted loudly, "The Yin man is going home!"

After yelling, I immediately walked out towards the door.As soon as I went out, I saw the little girl standing beside her, asking me with wide-eyed eyes: "Brother, where are you carrying Dad?"

I froze for a moment, then said, "Carry your father to get medical treatment."

Since I couldn't talk nonsense while carrying a dead body, I didn't dare to talk too much, so I ignored her and walked downstairs.Unexpectedly, the little girl grabbed me and said, "Brother, I want to go too."

"What are you doing?" I said angrily.

She didn't say a word, she just grabbed my trousers firmly, proving with her actions that she had to go.

Seeing her expression, I was really drunk, so I nodded and walked downstairs.

The stairs of this house are a bit narrow, and it is not easy to walk with the corpse on your back, especially the deceased is tall. According to the custom, when carrying the corpse, the feet of the deceased cannot touch the ground.

I had no choice but to clamp the dead man's feet on my body. I was afraid that the dead man's feet would fall off, so I grabbed his feet with my hands.

Since then, another problem has arisen.If you grab the feet of the deceased, the back of the deceased will be empty. A rope alone is definitely not strong enough. It is inevitable that you will not lean back when you go downstairs, causing your whole body to fall to the ground.

In desperation, I had no choice but to bend down as much as possible, and let the deceased's whole body be pressed against my back. Only in this way can the body be prevented from sliding down.

As soon as I bent down, I felt that my back was extremely heavy, and my feet were trembling.Ma De, if he knew it earlier, he would have left someone to help. He gritted his teeth, fought hard, and walked downstairs.

After walking about ten steps, my back was getting heavier and heavier. It wasn't that the body was getting heavier, but that I had exhausted too much energy.As the saying goes, the best of the best is the worst, and that's exactly what I'm doing now.

"Brother, can you go faster!" The little girl urged from behind.

Hearing this, I want to die. Mad, the deceased weighed about 140 pounds, and I was only 120 pounds. It is not easy to carry a 140-jin corpse. How can I walk fast? avoid.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the little girl urged me again, "Brother, hurry up!"

If I have the strength to speak, I really want to scold her a few words, she is too ignorant, she will be sweating profusely without seeing me.However, I still gritted my teeth and stepped a little faster.

When I came downstairs, my whole body was soaked with sweat, and my shoulders were even more sticky and smelly. Of course, it was not my sweat, but because of bending over, the deceased’s mouth dripped a lot. , unbiased, just flowed over my shoulder.

"Ninth brother, do you want to help!" Stutter saw me coming down, walked over, and asked.

I shook my head, didn't speak, put the deceased on the wooden chair I had prepared, exhaled a few breaths, and wiped the piss on my body with yellow paper. , the stinkier the Laihazi.

(End of this chapter)