My master is invincible

Chapter 39 The Magical Tombstone

At this time, Gao Lao and the others also realized that things were not as beautiful as they imagined, so they helped to carry them. Our eight eight immortals spent a lot of effort, and the Linglong Blood Monument seemed to be nailed to the ground, not moving at all.

"What's the matter?" Chen Tiannan was a little impatient, and said: "If this continues, we will delay the auspicious time, and it will be difficult at that time, or should we invite more people to carry it?"

"No, the boss said that there can only be eight people, and if there is one more person, something will happen." I shook my head.

"I used to hear from the elders that some tombstones require a few incantations to be lifted. Tell me, does this exquisite blood monument also need incantations?" Gao Lao reminded from the side.

"There are very few things mentioned in the funeral scriptures about the tombstone. How can I recite any spells?" I muttered, the funeral scriptures are all about funerals, and there are only a few words about the tombstone. .

"Brother Jiu, do you still remember that the boss said a very strange sentence? He said that the Eight Immortals gather in all directions, and the pterosaurs are in the sky. Is it possible that this sentence is a spell?" Fatty Guo stared at me. After a long time, I held back such a sentence.

"Not bad, little fat man can still remember such advanced words, your parents' tuition fees are not in vain." Chen Tiannan booed from the side, said, pinched Fatty Guo's buttocks, and Fatty Guo screamed in pain.

"Okay, you two stop fighting." I glared at them and said, "What Fatty Guo said is not unreasonable."

After finishing speaking, I asked Fatty Guo to stand in the due south, Chen Tiannan to stand in the due west, Gao Lao to stand in the due north, and the remaining four Eight Immortals to stand in the four directions of southeast, northeast, southwest and northwest respectively, and I stood in the due north. East.

After standing in these eight directions, I took a look at them and said: "Everyone, don't think about indecent things in your mind, especially Fatty Guo and Chen Tiannan, you two, be honest with me, if you think about those things , when it’s over, let’s see how I deal with you two.”

"Don't worry, I definitely won't. As for Fatty Guo, I don't know." Chen Tiannan laughed and said, "Fatty, did you hear Brother Nine? Don't think about Bo Tano Yui anymore."

"You..." Fatty Guo glared at Chen Tiannan, then turned to look at me, and said innocently, "Ninth brother, we have been classmates for so many years, don't you understand me?"

"Calm down, both of you. It's important to do business. If you can't lift the tombstone, we will all get retribution." With a straight face, I glared at them and made the matter more serious. Will take my words as deaf ears.

They shrank their necks, their faces became a little heavy, and they didn't speak any more. The scene fell silent, and a cool breeze passed by, bringing us a little refreshment.

I took a few deep breaths, bowed three times in the direction of the cemetery, and made three bows to the Linglong blood tablet, then pressed my left hand on the stone bead, and formed my fingers with my right hand (the index finger and middle finger stand upright together, the ring finger, The little finger is bent to the palm, and the thumb presses on the nails of the ring finger and the little finger to form the Dow finger.)
I read loudly and loudly: "Eight Immortals gather, gather all directions, and pterosaurs are in the sky." As soon as the words fell, my right hand quickly unsealed, turned my fingers into palms, and slapped the exquisite blood tablet with one palm.

Due to excessive force, the palm of my hand felt a little painful when I slapped it, and it was numb. At this moment, I felt a strange feeling in my palm, warm and cool, two different sensations moved in my palm.

Suddenly, there was an unusually weak "咔咚咚" sound in my ear. I looked towards the ground and saw that the Linglong Blood Monument had sunk a bit, half an inch lower than the previous position, and some soil beside it was covered Squeeze out.

I didn't relax, and pressed my palms against the tombstone again. The cool feeling gradually disappeared, replaced by a warm feeling.

My heart was relieved, it should be ok, I stretched out my hand under the Linglong Blood Monument and pushed it up vigorously, it moved, and it felt very light, about a hundred catties to the touch.

When they saw this situation, they cheered, and Fatty Guo said, "Brother Ninth, well done, I saw you right."

I wiped the sweat from my forehead. This seemingly easy chanting actually consumes a lot of my energy. When I was chanting 'Eight Immortals Gathering, Gathering All Directions, Among Pterosaurs', I felt a strange feeling in my body. , as if something was taken out of my body, that feeling is mysterious and mysterious.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and change the dragon frame to carry the Linglong blood tablet to the cemetery, don't delay the auspicious time." I scolded with a smile, found four stones, broke the Linglong blood tablet slightly, and then stuffed the stones He went in, and then used two dragon ropes to pass through from below, tied to both ends of the Linglong Blood Monument, tied a slipknot, and crossed the slipknot with two dragon frames.

After preparing all this, Chen Tiannan and I lifted the front of the left side of the tombstone, Fatty Guo and Gao Lao lifted the front of the right side of the tombstone, and the remaining four Eight Immortals lifted their heads back. Afraid of bumpy roads, I found a tipping stick for each of them. .

I yelled, one, two, three, and the tombstone was lifted slowly. I asked them how the weight of the tombstone was. Fatty Guo said it was about three hundred catties, and Chen Tiannan said it was four hundred catties. The famous Eight Immortals said: "It looks like [-] catties. On average, it can be carried for the time being. It will take a few rests to carry it to the cemetery."

They asked me how much the tombstone weighed, and I said it weighed a hundred catties. They looked at me for a long time with monster eyes, and then said: "Damn it, the weight of the same tombstone is different for everyone. "

Because everyone lifted the weight differently, a strange scene appeared in the whole process. I, Fatty Guo, and Chen Tiannan lifted it very easily, but Gao Lao and the others lifted it extremely hard, sweating profusely, and the smaller ones. That Eight Immortal's face was even a little pale, showing the weight he was bearing.

Guo Fatty and Chen Tiannan, a pair of clowns, I don’t know if they want to prove that they have the talent for carrying tombstones, or they are deliberately attacking Gao Lao and the others. They actually hummed a tune while carrying them, "My family lives in Huangtu Gaopo, your father It's Nima's cousin. '

This made Gao Lao and the others stare angrily, and dared not speak, fearing that if they opened their mouths, they would vent their anger and make it more difficult to lift the tombstone.

I deeply sympathize with Mr. Gao and the others. Carrying such a heavy tombstone, how can I have the extra strength to curse people, so I can only stare at them two.

We stumbled and carried some distance, rested for a while, smoked a cigarette and continued to lift. After a lot of effort, we finally carried the Linglong Blood Monument to the entrance of Li Village. Fatty Guo and the others carried it with ease.

I turned my head to look at Gao Lao and the others, pointed to the pond not far away, and said, "We are about to reach that pond, everyone, take a rest, and carry it across the pond in one breath." They nodded and put the tombstone on the ground. Slowly put it down, sat on the ground, took out the cigarette and started smoking.

(End of this chapter)