My master is invincible

Chapter 391 Seal Seven (19)

I shook my head and was about to speak when my phone rang. I took it out and saw that it was Gao Lao’s phone. I pressed the answer button, and Gao Lao’s urgent voice came from the other end of the phone, “Chen Baxian, it’s not good. , something serious happened."

Hearing this, I felt a thump in my heart, feeling vaguely uneasy, and quickly asked Mr. Gao, "What's wrong?"

His tone was a little anxious, and he said, "The longevity lamp has not been lit."

"What's going on? Tell me in detail." I asked again.

He said: "After you left, I arranged for people to cut cypress branches and prepare to build the mourning hall. At first, it was safe, but when I lit the long life lamp, I couldn't light it no matter what. Even if I put yellow paper on it and lit it, it would take less than 3 minutes. It will go out immediately."

I thought for a while and asked, "Is there a problem with the quality of the longevity lamp?" I was telling the truth. In order to make money, some merchants often pass off defective products as genuine ones.

"I also thought there was a problem with the quality, so I replaced it with another longevity lamp, but it's still the same," Gao Lao said.

Hearing this, I remembered Shen Jun's strange appearance when he died, and immediately said: "Don't touch the coffin, I'll be right back."

As I said that, I didn't care about the problem of the tomb's sitting orientation, so I asked Lao Wang to sprinkle lime in the shape of a tomb nearby.

Old Wang was stunned for a moment, and said, "Jiuyazi, you said earlier that you were sitting in the wrong direction, but now...?"

I gave up and said, "Whether Feng Shui is good or not, we all rely on the will of the deceased. The deceased is willing to be buried here, so we can only dig the grave here."

He frowned, and said in a deep voice: "Jiu Yazi, when the old scholar was alive, he often told me that the Earth Immortal mainly focused on finding good land, you... you... why are you focusing on the dead, isn't it a bit too much? "

I was taken aback, looked at him suspiciously, and said: "The old scholar is not mainly looking for land, but for living people. He hopes that living people can live well. I look for graves mainly for dead people. Let the deceased live comfortably here."

"The dead are comfortable, what about the living?" He said in a deep voice.

"Living people have their own destiny. Whether they can live well depends on their own good luck. You can't just rely on the feng shui of your ancestors. If everyone relies on the feng shui of your ancestors, who in this society is willing to work? Who is willing to do hard work?" People have to rely on themselves to live. Besides, if it’s all for Feng Shui, how many people will sincerely organize funerals for the dead? At that time, not only Feng Shui will change, but even funerals will change.” I said.

Lao Wang nodded thoughtfully, "What you said is not unreasonable. Everyone is doing it for Feng Shui, and funerals become a process."

Hearing what he said, I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I'll go back first. You sit south-to-north and sprinkle a mark with lime. Later, Gao Lao and the others will come to dig the grave."

"Okay, you go first!" Old Wang took out the lime and started to get busy.

At this time, the little boss came over, his face was a little ugly, he stared at me for a while, and sighed: "I'll go back with you."

I nodded, and led the little boss to trot all the way back to Walking Horse Village.

As soon as I entered the village, I saw a lot of people surrounded by the door of the main house, including the woman who stopped me at night.

Seeing me coming, the woman led several women over, grabbed my sleeves and said, "Everyone, come and see, it is because this Chen Baxian brought funeral supplies into the village that this kind of thing happened." Weird."

As she spoke, she took out the rope and put it on me according to my body. The women next to her grabbed my limbs and tied me up. The time before and after this was only ten seconds. When he realized it, he had already been tied into a rice dumpling.

Matt, what's going on?Seeing their rolling movements, it seems that they often tie people up. Immediately, they struggled suddenly. How could I know that the more I struggled, the tighter the rope became. After struggling a few times, the rope wrapped around me tightly.

"You shrews, let me go quickly. If something happens to the deceased, you can't bear the responsibility." I said angrily.

The group of women ignored me, and the leader gave me a look and picked me up.I was a little anxious, and quickly shouted: "What are you doing? Let me down, let me down quickly."

"Be quiet!" I don't know who said this, but I knew that as the sound sounded, someone slapped my butt hard. I turned my head and saw a strange-looking woman standing behind her. Shaobing face, pockmarked face, two big front teeth, a bit like the toothy Su in Huang Feihong.

Seeing this appearance, I almost threw up, but fortunately, my self-control was not bad, I suppressed the churning in my stomach, and said, "Auntie, what are you doing, talk about something!"

"Boy, you'll find out when you go in!" She gave me a slanted glance, and carried me towards the main room.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw the chaos in the main room with keen eyes. The little girl was kneeling beside the coffin and crying. Mr. Gao and the others were tied up and left in a corner on the left side of the main room. In front of the coffin, he said: "I will kill anyone who dares to come over."

Because of his stuttering, not many people were afraid of him. Several women surrounded him, cursing, "Boy, put down the kitchen knife, or you won't be able to have a son."

As she spoke, the woman glanced at the crotch of her stammering pants.

Seeing this scene, I finally understood, probably those women were making trouble.However, there is one thing that makes me very surprised. From entering the village to now, I found that there is no man in this horse village. Mad, what's going on, I didn't hear that this horse village is a country of daughters!
Just when I was in a daze, I felt my body was thrown out, and landed right next to Mr. Gao. The pain was terribly painful, and my limbs almost fell apart.

"What's going on?" I asked Gao Lao hurriedly.

Gao Lao pouted his mouth in the direction of his stuttering, and said angrily, "Your friend did a good job!"

I was taken aback and asked him, "What's wrong with the stuttering?"

He sighed, and said: "It is said that the woman in the lead was the deceased's roommate, and she wanted to offer incense to the deceased, but your friend disagreed desperately, saying that no one was allowed to approach the coffin, so he drove the woman away." I went out. After a while, the woman led forty or so women over, just in time for them to hear me calling you, and without saying a word, they tied us eight immortals up."

Hearing this, I wished I could slap myself a few times. It was I who told Stutter not to let outsiders approach the coffin, and Stutter always treated me as if it were an imperial decree, so naturally he would not let women approach the coffin.

Immediately, I quickly yelled at the leading woman: "Auntie, this is a misunderstanding!"

The aunt turned her head, glanced at me, and said, "It was a misunderstanding before, but I believed it. Now, the longevity lamp is not lit, is it still a misunderstanding?"

As she said that, she turned her head, ignored me, and walked towards Jieba, looking at her posture, she was about to tie Jieba.

(End of this chapter)