My master is invincible

Chapter 394 Seal Seven (22)

My voice was like a stone sinking into the sea, and I didn't get any response at all. On the contrary, I got rolled eyes and insults from the group of women, "Crazy!"

"something wrong"

"Crazy with epilepsy!"

"This kid must have done something immoral, and was possessed by a ghost."

To be honest, in the face of accusations from the people around me, I even doubted whether I was really possessed by a ghost, so I raised my hand and slapped my face fiercely a few times. According to our rural customs, I slap myself in the face, Can exorcise ghosts.

After seven or eight pumps in a row, my face was almost swollen, but the scene in front of me was still the same.

Later, I used a lot of rural methods, such as rubbing mud on my face and wiping saliva. I did it one by one, but the scene in front of me was still the same as before, and the little girl's face was still bleeding like blood. liquid other than blood.

At this moment, they seemed to realize that something was wrong with me, let go of the woman, ran towards me, and asked with concern: "Brother Jiu, what's wrong with you! Don't scare me!"

I feel like my whole body is going to collapse. I have held so many funerals, but I have never encountered such a situation. Every step of the funeral is done according to the custom, and there is no mistake at all. how to explain?In which step did the problem occur?
Seeing that I ignored him, he put his arms around my shoulders, poked his forehead, and said, "Brother Jiu, you don't have a fever, are you dreaming again?"

I glared at him angrily, ignored him, and walked directly towards the coffin. Without saying a word, I lifted the lid of the coffin and saw the deceased lying quietly in the coffin, just like before encoffining. None of the changes.

Mad, I couldn't help but swear, the liquid in the dream appeared on Shen Jun's body, how did it transfer to the little girl now?

I took a few deep breaths, calmed down, tried to calm myself down, and began to think about whether there was a problem with any step.

After thinking about it for a minute or two, I reconfirmed that there was nothing wrong with the funeral process. In desperation, I had no choice but to use the most primitive method, the Yin-Yang hexagram, to ask the deceased what dissatisfaction he had with me.

Immediately, I picked up some yellow paper, burned it in front of the coffin, breathed a sigh of relief at the Yin and Yang hexagrams, and said silently: "Boy Chen Jiu, I am new to funerals, so I hope you can give me some advice. "

After finishing speaking, I threw out the Yin-Yang Gua in my hand, and a strange thing happened, the Yin-Yang Gua actually stood up, with its pointed head pointing up.

Ma De, how could this kind of hexagram appear? This is so ridiculous. Generally, the yin and yang hexagrams are either Yin, Yang, or Bao. There has never been such a hexagram.

Seeing this hexagram, my face suddenly sank, and I didn't know what was going on. I felt a strong sense of uneasiness in my heart, and I always felt that something big would happen to this funeral.

Immediately afterwards, Stuttering, Gao Lao, and all the Eight Immortals changed their complexions. The woman in the lead seemed to realize that something was wrong, and her face turned green all of a sudden. Mouth screaming, haunted, haunted.

I ignored the woman, picked up the Yin-Yang hexagram, breathed a sigh of relief, said the same thing as before, threw the Yin-Yang hexagram away, and the hexagram remained the same.

Now, the women outside the main room couldn't take it anymore, and they were ready to run away.It’s like this in the countryside. There is always a limit to watching the excitement. If you see a strange thing once, maybe it’s because of curiosity, you will often stay and watch it. Once you see a second strange thing, you will leave immediately.

Seeing that the group of women were about to run away, I didn't know which nerve was wrong, or my brain was in a twitch, but I subconsciously yelled at the group of women, "Don't run, if you do, you will all die .”

To be honest, I don’t know why I yelled this at all, but subconsciously, I think they will die if they run away. I don’t know why. In short, this feeling is very strange, just like watching a person almost fall, People's subconscious will shout, be careful.

To my surprise, the group of women actually stopped when they heard me yelling, and turned to look at me one by one. The leading woman said angrily, "Chen Baxian, you wicked bastard, Shen Jun!" Come back for revenge, are you going to kill all the villagers in Walking Horse Village?"

I don't know why she said that, but she replied patiently, "Stay a little longer, and I will give you an explanation."

After I finished speaking, I waved to the stunned side and said, "Look at the dead man and the little girl inside the coffin!"

He stammered and nodded, glanced into the coffin, then looked at the little girl, and said tremblingly, "Brother Jiu, what's wrong?"

"Is there something on their face?" I asked in a deep voice.

"No!" Stuttered and shook his head.

Hearing this, I froze for a moment, there was a problem with the hexagram, the stuttering and Gao Lao's eyes also had problems, in the final analysis it should be related to the deceased.

At the moment, I ignored my stuttering, stepped to the front of the coffin, and put my hand in front of the deceased's nose. This was not to detect the breath, but to detect the 'ghost' breath.To put it bluntly, after a person dies, he will swallow a breath in his heart. In the words of Taoists, this breath is grievance and resentment. If you hold it for a long time, you will either become a zombie or a ghost.

However, in the eyes of our Eight Immortals, this tone is a signal, a signal of whether the deceased is satisfied with the funeral.

If satisfied, there is a slight coolness at the nose, which is cooler than other places in the coffin.If you are not satisfied, there is a faint hot air in the nose, and the temperature should be slightly higher.If there is no change in the temperature, there are two situations. One is that the soul of the deceased is not in the hall, and the other is that the deceased died unjustly, and the breath has been stained by others.

Of course, these are the opinions circulated inside our Eight Immortals, which have not been recognized by the outside world. First, because our Eight Immortals have no skills, the opinions put forward are naturally not believed by anyone. Second, our Eight Immortals can’t produce evidence to prove our guesses. Many Taoist priests ridiculed our Eight Immortals as monkeys wearing clothes and pretending to be capable people.

However, such a method that is not recognized by anyone has become the favorite of our Eight Immortals. Many Eight Immortals like to sniff the dead before sealing the coffin to test whether the deceased is interested in the funeral. satisfy.

That's a long way off, let's get down to business.

I came to the coffin and sniffed the dead man's breath. There was a faint coolness. This coolness was so light that if you don't calm down and feel it, you won't feel it at all.Fortunately, my fingers are particularly sensitive to temperature, and I felt a chill all of a sudden.

Now, I am even more confused. Before, I always thought that the deceased was blaming us, but in this situation, the deceased is satisfied with his funeral, that is, he did not blame us, so how to explain the current situation?
I thought that all of this was caused by the little boss, but I really couldn't find a reason for him to play tricks. Besides, from the time of Shen Jun's death to the present, the little boss has been by my side, and there is no chance to make trouble.

No, when I came back from the cemetery, I obviously brought the little boss back, where is he now?

(End of this chapter)