My master is invincible

Chapter 410 Seal Seven (38)

When I heard this, I laughed, I really laughed, a profession that specializes in burning corpses actually told me to respect the dead, isn't that a lobster talking eggs?

That Wen Xue seemed to see my disdain for her, glared at me, and said: "Chen Baxian, don't think that you are the only eight immortals in the world who respect the dead. Our crematorium also respects the dead."

"Hehe! Respect." I sneered and said, "I'm afraid it's because the deceased can bring you benefits! I heard that your crematorium burns a corpse for [-] to [-] yuan, and you take the money for burning the corpse. Are you at ease? When spending money, did you hear the dead shouting in your ear, 'Give me back my body?'."

That Wen Xue was stunned, gritted her teeth, wishing to tear me alive, her pair of phoenix eyes widened like a bull, and said: "Chen Baxian...you...you...do you know how many bacteria will be generated from a rotting corpse? Don’t you know the harm of those bacteria to the human body? Do you know that every inch of land in the city is worth an inch of gold, so how can so many dead people have so much space to bury? Do dozens of dead people share a tomb? Let those bacteria multiply in the ground? The water source of the whole city is polluted?"

Hearing this, I was stunned, but only for a moment, and immediately retorted: "Hehe, to put it bluntly, I still don't want to part with those so-called lands, since the living have a place to live, why can't the dead have a place to live? Could it be that the ancestors' bodies should be burnt to ashes when the future generations are developed?"

I yelled out the last words.

"You...you...you're Elmhead," she said.

I sneered and ignored her. As the saying goes, different ways do not conspire with each other. Wen Xue's theory deviates too much from the theory I have always believed in. After staying with this kind of person for a long time, I am afraid that I will be affected Right now, let Jieba and Gao Lao take this woman away.

How could I know, that woman seemed to see what I meant, grabbed my arm and said, "Chen Baxian, how about we make a bet?"

"What bet?" I froze for a moment and asked in doubt.

"Didn't you say that our crematorium staff don't respect the dead? Then let's make a bet, whoever finds the body first wins!" she said.

"Why should I bet with you?" I said.

"Are you afraid of losing?" She sneered and said.

Ma De, I glanced at Wen Xue. I have been in the society for a while, and I will not be fooled by this simple aggressive method, so I said, "I'm not interested!"

As I said that, I gave Stuttering and Gao Lao a look, signaling them to do it.That Wen Xue was a little anxious, and quickly said: "You win, I will marry you!"

When I heard this, I was completely dumbfounded. Is there something wrong with this woman?He actually bet on the important things in his life, and said: "I love my girlfriend very much, but I'm not interested in you!"

"Is she as beautiful as me?" She said, she gave me a wink, I don't know whether it was intentional or not, she put her hand on the thing on her chest, her appearance was a bit attractive.

"Pretty can be eaten?" I glanced at her, looked away, and didn't want to tangle with this woman anymore. There is a famous saying that is very good, women are the most difficult female animals in the world, so I walked downstream .

"Hey, Chen Baxian, don't you dare to bet, or you don't respect the dead at all, otherwise, how could the corpse be sucked away by the culvert. If I was sober just now, I would never let the corpse be sucked away in front of my eyes, even if I will never risk my life." Wen Xue seemed to know that the beauty trick was useless, so she said such words.

I stopped, and had to say, this woman is very smart, she knows that I respect the dead, and also knows that I have a grudge about that just now.

"How? Bet or not, if you win, I will be your wife!" Seeing that I didn't speak, she said again.

"It's a bet!" According to my past personality, I definitely wouldn't make any bullshit bets with this woman.However, what she said just now touched my weakness. As for her, I have no interest at all, because I have always been concerned about Cheng Xiaocheng from XZ in my heart. No one else.

She giggled, looking like she had succeeded in her plan, and said, "I knew you would agree!"

I glanced at him lightly, how could I not know what she was up to, it was nothing more than getting a fiancé to come out and let me argue with her so-called "fiance". Get something real.

So, I said to her: "It's okay to bet, if you change the bet, if you lose, close the crematorium you are in."

"What?" She exclaimed, looked at me incredulously, and said, "In your eyes, I'm no better than a crematorium?"

I don't have time to talk nonsense with her. The old Wang and the little boss are still waiting for me to save their lives in Walking Horse Village. The corpse was sucked up by the culvert. Said: "Bet or not, if you don't bet, go back to Walking Horse Village immediately, don't get in the way here!"

"You... you..., okay, I'll let you lose today. If I win, I'll make you kneel in front of me and shout a few times, Your Lady Queen!" She stared at me viciously.

I ignored her and planned to find the dead man's eyes before looking for the corpse. I suddenly remembered that the corpse looked a bit like a beggar, so I asked Jieba to go back to the village and look for the beggar.

He stammered and nodded, said to me, be careful, and led Gao Lao and the others back to the village.

After they left, Wen Xue pulled me and said, "Chen Baxian, why don't you let them stay and help find the corpse?"

I glared at her, and said angrily: "They have been infected with evil spirits, if they leave the main room for too long, the dead will blame them, and they will be in danger."

"Haven't you also been infected with evil spirits?" She asked suspiciously.

I shook my head and said, "I'm not as seriously infected as they are, so the problem is not very big."

After finishing speaking, I walked straight downstream. I saw the eyes of the deceased on the river bank flowing down the river, and I stayed in the river for less than half an hour. The eyeballs should not flow far.

Immediately, I grabbed a wooden stick and started rummaging in the river. Since the upstream water source was blocked, there was no water in the other places except for a few deep potholes. a thorough.

After searching in the river for a while, I walked about 400 meters downstream.During this period, that Wen Xue was chattering like a chatterbox, first she said that the way I was looking for was wrong, and then she said that my way of looking for things was a bit silly.

Ma De, listening to this, I have been holding back, if I am not anxious to find the eyes of the deceased, I really want to grab mud to gag her mouth, talk too much, and I am here to make trouble.

"Oh, Chen Baxian, you are not good at finding things, let me come. Our crematorium lost everything, and I found it all, and this time is no exception." I was bending over a pile of algae to search for the deceased Eyeball, that Wen Xue suddenly said: "Don't move, that eyeball is under your feet."

(End of this chapter)